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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
All right, I have an idea for today. Okay, Okay.
You know, we come here prepared to do a bunch
of different things, and we all come in here with
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different topics that we want to discuss. So what didn't
we get to today? All right? So I'm going to
start think about those things that you wanted to chat
about that we didn't get to. Um, there was this. Uh,
well I'll start with this one. I really want to
do a mullet, and I feel like we didn't get
into it as much. This is a good idea. No, no,
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not terrible? Why is this a best idea you've ever had?
You know? What? You should do? A skullet? Yeah, a
friend right now to you is what he's doing. No, no, no,
no no, because no one has the balls to say.
You know what, Nate, if you want to go for it,
go for it, you know, because everybody gets the same
simple haircut. At him, Scary's had the same haircut for
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the last twenty five years. Something you think doesn't know
about the mullet yet. So I think this is what
you should do. You should get one, and then you
should do engagement pictures. You have some friends, Nate, right,
this is going to go well. You can get it
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done right, You can do it right. Are you planning
on getting a haircut at some point? Yes, so you
should get one just for like a day to funk
with Heather and then get rid of it. Just like
every once in a while, I'll get really long facial
hair and I'll cut it really stupid, and I'll show
Amy and she's like, what are you doing? And I
was gonna cut it anyway, you know, just messed with
her for a little bit. That's exactly my thought. I'm
gonna have it for a day, two days tops, and
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then get the real haircut. But I feel like I
have to have it just for a moment, just to
see what it looks like, because what am I gonna
have hair this long again? And I'm never gonna have
hair like if you pull it down, is your hair
long enough to donate? Becauld you donate it when you
cut it off? Hang on, I think so inches go
out first. Hold on, you're just I got here just
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in time for the fun that hair. Look at that
pulling out his douche not so now we know that
Nate's going to only have a mullet for about a day.
Does everybody agree that he can get the mullet? I
mean it's a temporary if it's on the journey to
a new haircut, and it's just a stop in between,
why not has a lot of hair? Should flat iron
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that and see what you really got? You should flat
in your hair that would come down to your below
your shoulders, I mean way to shoulders. I oh my god,
I look at you. I'll bring my flat iron tomorrow, Nate,
We'll see what's going on, would you? Yeah? Crimpet, okay, Crimp.
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You should go to a curly spectalist and have them
like give you a good cut for a curly person. Yeah.
Are the curly specialists say it's very warm like this
past weekend it was ninety degrees. I was I bet
that was awful. It was awful with long hair. Oh
my god, what's this? This pimple and my nose? Look
at that? Because I have to be on camera Thursday.
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This is this is what happens the spot on my
computer screen. I didn't know it's always pimple time when
it's you know, I hate. I don't know if it's
nerves or just what falling apart. We started the Yeah,
we're about five minutes. Sure, we This is kind of
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the theme of like, what didn't we really get into today?
I've got something, Nate. So during the quarantine it says
eighty nine there's a study done of people did something
at their house like a d I Y project, and
twenty seven percent of Americans regret their d I Y projects.
I know one my neighbor he tried to do like
pavers in his driveway. The ship looks like the moon.
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It's so it's not level. It is the worst looking
paper job ever. Have to hireational to come in and
take up what he did and fix it. So there
has to be people who tried to do stuff and
got halfway through it and goes, yeah, I'm not qualified
to do this. You know. You know, I woke up
this morning and I heard a crazy fact and I
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can't believe it. Maybe I'm living in a bubble because
I'm living in New Jersey, but I didn't realize that here.
As of May, if you're listening to this in the future,
New Jersey and and uh, Hawaii are the only two
states left with mask Man dates. Everybody else gave given
away the mass, let's see you later. But for for
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for people that have been vaccinated, right, not the whole
mask thing is the rules. So so, Governor Murphy, I've
bestowed upon us on coming up this Friday. Oh, we
get to get rid of the masks in Jersey finally,
and just in time for Memorial Day weekend. By the way,
why can't I lose it today? What's the difference between
today and Friday? That's what I want to know. Well,
then go ahead, Scary, Okay, I'm just going to your
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Jersey mask. Seriously, I'm just saying I'm just even want
to lose it. I'm not losing it. I'm still finding it.
It couldn't be day. You're still gonna be walking around.
To be honest, I don't give two ships what anybody. Danielle.
You can go, as Danielle would say, you can go
shoot yourself, Scary, go yourself already, Danielle. If you want
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to wear that mask till the end of time, go ahead.
Don't like anyone to give you ship over that. My
kids aren't vaccinating. Did I'm vaccinating, but my kids aren't,
so in my in my mind, they need to keep
their masks on because they have to keep themselves protected.
I gotta tell you. We went to we went to
Sesame Place on Saturday, and we had our masks on
because you know, some people did, some people didn't. We
got the dirtiest looks from people at Sesame Place for
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wearing masks. Cute little Grover man and stuff and Grover mask.
I saw a snuffle up against mask with the trunk.
My friend Mikey Russo has a store out Long Island
and if you're not not vaccinated versus fully vaccinated, and
can you see them? Yeah, oh yeah, And he said,
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even with that on the door, people come in and
go do you have to wear a mask? And he
tells him if if you're not attractive, you must keep
cover that face. You know what. We've been doing it
for so long. It's just kind of weird to take
them off now, that's all. Like I went to the
supermarket and there was some people without. I'm like, oh
my god, I've had it on forever, so it's just
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so weird to be without it. That's like taking off
your bathing suit in the pool. Yeah, but having a mask.
So I've been doing the thing where I leave I
leave my mask hanging down on the side, and when
I need to go somewhere, I put it on. But
other day I was walking down the street. The girl
was walking her dog, no mask, and then she just
sneezed and she didn't even cover her mouth. So I
took my mask and very dramatically covered my face, like
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can make statements with that mask and back up, lady.
Last year, at the height of the pandemic, we were
talking about branded merchandise, right right, So somebody in sales
is like, hey, let's get face masks now the stream
morning show face masks. We have a thousand. Get to me.
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We literally got them Scottie the day that they lifted
the mask Manka, so us send them to Jersey. Send
them to Jersey. We got to repurpose those bad boys.
Someone make a quill that is funny. They look nice,
really high quality. So I was telling you guys earlier,
I went to We went to brunch yesterday and one
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of her favorite restaurants here in Santa Fe and we
went in and the owner she she's great. I've met
her a long time ago. She came out to me
greet us at the door, and she had no mask on,
and I didn't even think anythink about it. And she said, so, Elvis,
this is my first day as a host at my
restaurant here not wearing my mask. I just want to
ask you, do you feel okay? Did you feel uneasy?
I'm like, no, I feel fine. So she gave me
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a big hog. I gave every big hog and we
sat down and I was like, that wasn't really nicer
for her to ask if if we felt uncomfortable, because
you know, she takes into account that everyone has a
different level of comfort. I don't think you'll get that
a lot any. I mean, that's a rarity of people
being polite. Yeah, so you go ahead, go ahead, and
I'm done. Uh So, over the weekend I learned just
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be careful when you're filming something you don't know who's
watching you. So my son's baseball game, he's five years old.
You know, they played t ball where they hit the
ball off a t They're playing a team that's like,
you know, far more advanced. They're they're probably they seem
like they're ten years old. So my son, Hudson, was
playing third base and a ball hit him where it
looked like he got him right in the crotch. It
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didn't hit him in the knee. The dad next to
me was filming for some reason, and he starts laughing hysterically,
thinking he got hit in the crotch. Then he goes,
you got to see this to his wife. His wife
starts laughing hysterically. He goes, let me see it again,
may make sure he didn't get hit hit hit in
the crotch. So then I turned to him with with
my my yankee. I felt badass wearing my yankee, had
my sunglasses, and I go that's my son. And the
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guy goes, oh, oh, sorry. And then parents started coming
over from the other team, going, hey, you see that
kid that almost got hit in the crotch and the
parents I just looked over. Here's the ironic part. So
my name is Garrett Vogel, last name Vogel. I find
out the two parents sitting next to me their last
name is Vogel. So now I have an arch enemy
in my town. Cannot wait to take out the Vogels.
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That's it. Well, I started playing it out. So I'm like,
if I if I start a fight with this guy,
what am I going to tell the cops? And I'm like,
I I know it. He's he's watching my son's crotch.
Hen's but but but it's true five years old and
he's laughing. He goes, you want me send it to you?
It could be a good life lessen for him, and
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I'm like, you send me. You know, not having kids,
like a lot of people in the show, don't, They
never will probably, I don't know. I can't imagine that
the dynamics of going to a sporting event, your your
your kids are in because you hear these nightmares. Like Froggy,
he gets into fights with other people's kids events, the
calls wrong? What do you mean to do? I mean
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that was what are you doing there? Even gone up?
Our referee? Get the calls right? Am I right? Daniel.
This happened to me two weeks ago at Preston's game,
and you're his mother from he didn't have and he
I I like this kid, he's a good kid. I
was at his game to be supportive and the referee
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was sucking up. So I'm getting you a ticket up
to Jersey. Froggy, I'm gonna need back up at the
next year. See what my problem was? The ref wasn't
watching the kid like doing things to my son that
he shouldn't have been doing, like hurting him and elbowing him,
and then he winds up giving my kid a card.
I walk over like what am I gonna do? And
am I no fucking way? And I go walking over
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there and then and then yeah, so Sheldon is the coach.
He turns around and he goes hey back in the
stands and sit down. So I go, okay, so I
go back in. So all the parents were like, let
me ask you a question. What was the plan. I go,
there was no plan. I think I was gonna walk
over there and just save watching people like dirt kick
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dirt at the umpire. That's what you should have done,
gone over, started kicking some grass. It was to go
himself yourself. It was the first time I actually felt like,
you know, Papa bear like. It was one of those
things where it was just like it was ninety degrees
outside and my body was like probably a D and twenty.
When it comes to kids and parents, there's gonna be skirmishes,
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old Dick, this is one of the this is why
I can't have kids, because I am not above fighting
another little kid. So if I saw some of that
stuff happening, I'd be like, that's fine, it's on for real.
When when another kid who's even your kid's age, messages
with your kid, you want to pick that kid's ass,
I don't care if he's you don't give a shit. Exactly.
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Oh that happened that like bounce you and stuff. Someone
was like, yeah, bouncing into my kid on one of
those trampoline things, and I was just like, where is
your parents? What? You've come near my kid again? And
we're going to have problems. So scary scary Gandhi maybe
nate kids or not? No zero In fact, In fact,
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the more I see stories and hear things like this,
the more I don't want kids. You guys are furthering
me into this hole. Roads negatives were in the pool.
We were at the pool yesterday. You know, all these
emilies with kids, and I see, I see this kid
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that's obviously peeing at least, but I assume in the pool,
and you know, I think the parent knew it or something,
because the parent picks the child up and goes, what
the hell are you doing? And then they walk out
of the pool. So I'm like, I don't want to
deal with this. I hated that as a lifeguard, because
then what you would have to do is clean out
the whole pool, tell everyone get out of the pool,
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and then you would have it was the worst that
in poop in the pool. That happened on the hottest
day in August in Atlantic City. Yeah, there was a brown.
There was a dark, dark, dark golden nugget. Now when
that happens, you have to empty the pool. That's even worse.
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People saw it, if theyone saw it. I was cursing
this kid, why did you ship in the pool? Okay,
so how would you like it as a parent someone
coming over to your kid asking them like, Scary did
that to my son? That's where I would have to
lay Scary out, Like I would lay him out. But
as a paris, you don't look at your kid like
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why did you ship you? One else coming and screw
at your five No way, no kids for me, Like
I'm so sorry my kids shut the pool, Yes, my
kid just sorry everybody in the summer. Well, I had
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my first pool past. I had my first pool p
last week of the season. You pete in the pool? Yeah,
I always do pee in your parents pool, Scott, there's
enough chlorine wrong with you. Yeahbody cause that same mentality,
is there enough chlorina body peas in the pool? No,
I do not in my pool. I'm sorry. That's the yeah.
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We gotta go with that. So you know, that's we
were doing really well. Then it here comes Scottie do
yearly tradition. It's this parent tell a kick off the
swimming season pool. It's officially summer. Welcome to our notice.
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There's no pean it. I just told that joke. He
just just that I missed it. Everybody, stay bye, bye bye.
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