Who Has The Worst Background

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
ran present fifteen minute Morning Show. All right, everybody, welcome
to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Are five of
us in the studio? Elvis bailed because he said, F

(00:23):
this ship he's got stuck to you way. I like
the way you say that. You say the letter, but
you use the word ship. Yeah. F episode, it's the Poco.
Thank you, Danielle. Remember when we started the podcast we
had a one fund maximum and then that too, like
a week and a half, there's three all right, what

(00:46):
the hell do we want to talk about today? Oh?
We had a topic? Did having a d well? We
got to talk about Brodie has an agenda? Brodie Brodie,
Hello Brodie. Okay, if you're not watching this, there's back
dropped behind Brody that says Brodie Brooklyn. Boys, Brodie, it's
a step you know. He is in that podcast with him.

(01:09):
He's not in this house, though. Did you actually spend
money on that thing? He's actually my fault? Why? Well?
I mean, Brodie asked me if I would do him
a favor since I live on Long Island and go
pick this thing up for him. So I drove out
the other day and I picked up this and like
two signs for him. He had this guy make for him. Yes, Gary,

(01:29):
Gary had send into clowns available for all birthday parties
on Long Island. Okay, just just Brody, Okay, Brody, you
give scary ship anytime he plugs a sponsor, right, Uh,
he gets he gets paid for. Okay, So I think
it's only fair that Deanna kick you out of the

(01:51):
zoom room. This isn't a sponsor, that's your sponsor. You're
promoting yourself and his shame did give blog? He probably
made you that sign for free? Yeah? No, who votes?
Who votes that we kicked Brodie out of the zoom room? Wait,
sudd I can't and we have yelled at me about

(02:14):
the kid. Vote for that. I can't vote for that.
He does. He's doing the podcast by himself, says Brody
Days in a Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hold on, okay, okay,

(02:35):
case is so bad. In case you're not watching Brody
just slid aside the Brody backdrop. And now there's a
Brooklyn Boys boys. Do you have another one back there?
This is like a game on the prices, right, I
won't gone up for next week? How come you need
step and repeats at home. By the way, Yes, I
got a window, and I've been here for a year

(02:56):
and a half and I figured i'd, you know, change
it up a bit, justin I got a topic, cereal. Yes,
I have a topic now to talk about for the
rest of the show. We have to vote on the
worst zoom background in this room, and I'm gonna I
think it's a tie between Danielle's basement and Brodie's just

(03:19):
casting catch my basement, I think wins. I actually on it. Yeah,
you can't see the couch as much. Okay, if you're not,

(03:46):
if you're not watching this, you really have to watch it.
It makes no sense, but you really have to watch Elvis. Yeah, listen,
I gotta shay, I gotta call Brody out on something.
Yes now, on this podcast Morning Show from yesterday, we
went around the room because we were trying to figure
out the best time for us all to come back

(04:07):
and what's the level of you know, of of participation.
And when we went to Brody, Rody clearly said on
this podcast that every time Elvis is in the studio,
he wants to be where Elvis is. He wants to
be in the studio. Elvis was in the studio today.
Why isn't brody? Okay, that isn't what I said. I

(04:30):
said after the summer. If we're all back on days
when Elvis isn't in the studio, say I didn't need
to be there, and he said September, so you're not.
I don't understand. So you're not in a rush to
be by here. I know this is a bit, but
you know in my personal life why I'm not there today.
So if we can move on, that'd be groa. I'm
just saying that just got weird. Everyone be quiet, make

(04:51):
it weird. Finally getting rid of that eleventh show. Yeah, okay,
awkward transition. Well, I really think it was just wallow
in the weirdness. Swimming Swimming the Weirdness my favorite album

(05:13):
from the nineties. Anybody have anything else to talk about
to voted on the worst background because I like Danielle
zoom background because sometimes you see her Danielle could put
a little more effort into the background. Talk very now,
and the rest of my house a lot like my
living room was redone, my dining room, my kitchen. Then

(05:34):
do the broadcast from the because I don't wake everybody
up in the house, so I can't do that. You're okay.
The only one I would feel bad for is your husband.
The kids, that's part of you know. I'm sorry that's
something they have to deal with, your making money to
put them through school college. Yes, but you don't like
seeing Tnka and love ask crack his little chocolate TiO

(05:56):
and Diggie every now and though she makes it appear man.
I asked a question about related to Tonka. Yeah, so
I need to know, like at what size does an
animals ship smell? Because you say that Tonkas ships stinks
up the place, but like a bird does big? Like
at what size does an animal's crap start? Oh my gosh, little?
I don't know, but his ship is so I'm gonna google,

(06:18):
like SENSI candle on down there and diested cricket parts,
I guess don't smell a little rabbit pellets? Do they
smell like poop? I think I had a rabbit. I
don't remember. Yeah, I smelling like poop. I had little
bunny food food growing up, and and little bunny food pellets.
I mean hamsters. Hamster smell like piss. You don't ever
smell ship from a ship doesn't smell it just as

(06:40):
a mess, like when when does it start stinking? Well,
you know, a little baby ship smells real bad. I
don't really mean you know why, Scotty, why do you
even care? I feel like it's a valid question that
I never thought because a few weeks ago you you
went crazy because Tanka took a dumping bad Scotty. It
was bad time. So that day got me thinking, and

(07:02):
since you said Tonka, it just reminded me. I love
He's been thinking about Tonka's poop for like days, Like
to bring Tonka over to you. You You can botch them
from so Nate's backgrounds a little. Nate's backgrounds a little different.
But isn't it an annoying though when people get on
on Zoom and they have the blurred background, like, what
are you hiding? I don't know what did you? Yeah?

(07:37):
And the three of you Nate's, Gary and Scotty, you
guys kind of have not a cheat. But you guys
are always here, so you don't have to choose zoom
backgrounds or let us see your house if I did.
If I had to, I would probably take a little
bit of time prep the background, put some nice sconces
on the wall. What are you doing? Don't even seeming

(07:59):
in witness protect and not happening. It's it's you just
look super imposed. You look like you're not even there.
And Scary has the flat screen TV behind him. He
could have a background every day, a nice one, good good.
I guess the Elvis anniversary logo behind you could probably
get a Brooklyn Boys logo behind you too. You can

(08:20):
say scary scary, Scary probably could do that. No, I
think Scary would put Scary and Brody add more cameras,
try to add more care. Here's what happened earlier in
the show, My Power and My My House just went out.
I mean there was no like, of course, there's no warning,

(08:41):
but I mean he said, shuts off. So as it's
come back on again. It's going on and coming off,
going on and coming off. And so initially I had
hot spotted off my phone so I couldn't get my
computer on. But now everything appears to be working against
I'm back on my normal system again. Oh congratulations, did
you note the bill? No, that's the first thing Lisa said,

(09:01):
did you pay the bill? I'm like, you don't turn
your power off. Don't just shut it off. No, that's
not all works anymore. They don't do that. Not I mean,
I pay my bill, but I mean they don't do that.
Elvis years ago, remember, Remember it's scary when he didn't
pay his bill. He didn't have the money, he just
forgot to pay it, and they shut off all of
his power. Here in Florida, there was a lawsuit. One
time they shut off somebody's power and there was somebody
in the house on life support. Oh God, you know what,

(09:25):
you never think of a hill off like that. I
think that's why you're not allowed to do it. You
can't just shut somebody's power off. You have to give
lots and lots of notices and warnings and knock on
the door. And I mean it's a really long process.
You don't just get your power shut off. I've had
my power shut off reasonably. Knock on your door. They
didn't knock on my door, but I would be willing
to say they probably sent a lot of emails or

(09:45):
called me. I'm definitely the avoider. I don't recognize. When
I lived in Boston and I used to go on
like you know, vacation, go home or whatever I woud alays,
come home, and be like, please turn on lightsn't make
a lot of honey. Come on, guys, Well, I have
to admit something. I didn't do my taxes, so I

(10:06):
think I filed an extension. I think do you think
I did it through the website? And I'm fairly certain
I did correctly, But I'm not like runner per se website. No.
I went to IRV and I think I did it right,
but I didn't get any confirmation screen. That always that's bad.
They don't get you for murder, but they get your

(10:27):
for tax fraud. They got capone. I am not in Chicago, mobster.
What do you think Mom had to file her taxes
by herself for the first time without my dad since
he's passed, And she she said, you know, even though
it's very, very sad, she said, it was the weirdest
feeling of like a little bit of power because she
never had to do these things for herself before. And

(10:49):
she felt like, you know, like it was like this control.
I mean, obviously she wishes it was the other way,
but it was very like, she says, this is crazy,
like I never had to do these things on my own.
Nobody wants to have to do Why is that. Why
is it that they know exactly how much you have
to pay, but you have to go through some fucking
complicated formula to figure out how much you have to

(11:10):
pay because it's a game. They want to fuck you.
They send you that letter and that says you're still
a hole more. You know how it actually works, right,
You pay what you think you should pay and what
you're agreeing admitting to and they only check if there's
a problem. So you go by the rule book and

(11:33):
the checklist. You say, well, I should owe them seven thousand,
they should only two thousand, and they take your word
for it unless they don't. But it's not they check.
There's three million people in the country, three engine thirty
don't tweet me, and they don't check every single person's
I R s. You know, of paperwork. They just check
if they see there's a problem. So if you fudge

(11:54):
fifty bucks here or there, not that I would, but
were like if here he says he has a home
office and he deducts the paper and his printer. They'ren't
really looking for that, but if they did, he'd be fucked.
I think I think they're also looking for like big
millionaire billionaire people I got, I got screwed two years ago,

(12:16):
you got you got a yeah, and then they I owed,
I owed some money. What is going on? Right? But
that's the only way they get you if they order you.
They don't, they can't possibly ordered. Why were they lying?
That's what I only say. Different things look so much
already fucking want more? What is this? But I heard

(12:38):
that they only audit you if you send it in early,
like they get their quota, and they filled their quota
from the people that filed from January. That's like when
Scary wouldn't blame because he was afraid of go into
jury duty. Yeah, that was stupid. I have a question.
At what point did old wives stop sitting around telling tales?
Because I never said, have you been there? Okay, let's

(13:01):
put on the news talking about essential oils curing cancer.
Are we done? I think we done? I think thank
you everybody. You should really watch it. It's been fifteen minutes.
And if it hasn't been, then, well what he's done? Okay,
everybody say bye bye. The fifteen minute Morning Show