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May 12, 2021 17 mins

We learned that Skeery is a super sleuth when it comes to making sure he gets paid. We chat about what it's like going to be on monday when we are all back in studio for the first time since last March!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. Well, let's do it the fifteen minute morning
Show podcast here with Froggy and Scotty B and Gandhi
and Garrett and Straighten, Nate and Scary and Danielle and

(00:24):
of course there's Dave Rody, the crusty coworker. He's been
uncrusted this morning, and Nate has picked up all the crust. Yeah,
Nate's been extra crusty. What made snake crusty? The sugar
you've been eating? Yeah, coming, you're coming down off your

(00:45):
sugar hive, becoming extra crusty. Seriously, I'll be honest with you.
Like I had that candy bar, I haven't really eaten
sugar for a while. Um, I feel like garbage. Yeah,
because because you haven't had it like normally, I had
a consistent level of sugar in me constantly. So now
that I just had this one candy bar, I think
I have to have another to even myself out. That's

(01:09):
a dangerous, dangerous, little slippery slope that you're on. Well,
don't do it. That's how I know I'm addicted to it,
because I feel like garbage when I finally do eat sugar,
and then I just have to keep eating it to
feel better. Right, See on that way with hot, very
spicy food, because you know, if you like, let's say
you're eating something with really spicy chilis on it. When

(01:32):
you stop, that's when the heat catches up to you.
So you're like, well, I better eat some more. So
you start eating more, and it's it's it numbs it
for a minute, but as soon as you stop, you're fucked.
Can I get scary? One of my favorite riddles? Yes,
all right, so scary, I want you to finish everything
with the word addicted. Okay, So Nate said that he
had so much sugar, he's right. So if you drink

(01:57):
a lot, you're predicted. If you do a lot of drugs,
you're addicted. What hit you in the face last night?
That joke, Garrett, Oh, Garrett would have been a little

(02:20):
better played with Elvis. But just you know, whatever it works,
no too obvious that what that means they have frog?
What's that means it's more likely the outcome? I don't know.
I'm sure Scary has been hit upside the head with
a I could have had that same fate last night.
That is true, that is true. It all about gay guys.

(02:42):
Te Greg Teas Dick used to hit Scary in the face.
Remember he would wake him up with it. You got
that story backwards. He used to wake up was his girlfriend.
He used to go over to her and she used
to be laying on her back and he used to
just go But wait a minute. He did do something

(03:03):
to your forehead. He did something. He stuck his penis
and Scary Caesar salad anecdotes all, I didn't have a
great tease penis and it also had shrimp with tails.
That was my complete ever, I remember that idea. So

(03:24):
he took his salad, great tea, took scary salad. He
went in the back studio and he goes, okay, record
record Scary eating it. So up on YouTube there's the
video of Scary eating this salad. And we know how
Scary likes to over exaggerate sometimes. So I was in
there with the video camera at the time and going, Scary,
just eat it fast, like eat it crazy and scared,
he told him, and he spit out. You have a video. Hey,

(03:48):
Gandy noticed something kind of crazy on the highway the
other day, and she has a question, and I think
this is a very valid question. I just need to
know from the people who have one shoe sitting on
the highway, how did it get there? And what is
your life like? Because I can't think of many times
where I've lost a shoe and then just abandoned it,
or even lost a shoe in general. So when you

(04:09):
see a shoe on the side of the highway and
it's always just one, it's never their, it's just one,
what the hell happened? Nobody else has follow up questions
about that? Who has an answer? Who has a story
behind one shoe? See, I'm comment, but we've all seen it.
I know you like you'll see like a kid's shoe
and a lot of times a kid is kicking their
feet out the window and their shoe falls off. Kids

(04:33):
kick their feet out a lot of time. About how
do you? I think Nate did that, but not a
lot of people. You know what I would do if
I was driving down the highway, I just wanted to
funk with you. I'd roll down the window and grab
one of your shoes and throw it full well, knowing,
full well gone to even have questions like I love

(04:54):
you know a lot of dads when the kids aren't quiet,
they take their shoe and throw it out the window.
Referred to that I don't need this ship man, like
I'm done by coming down. He came down off his
candy high crusty. I threw my kids ferbie out the
window one time my car because it would you just
had sex with it shut up in a Furby. So

(05:14):
the ferbie went and shut up out the window where
the kids in the car witnesses. No, it was underneath
the seat and it just every time I turned it
would make the dumb noise and start talking. And I
was so pissed I just threw it out the window
in the l I you while I was driving One
time Furby too, for the same reason, freaked me out
in the middle of the night, just opened its eyes
and started talking. I picked it up and smashed on like,
oh my god, I never knew it. People were so

(05:37):
mean to those little unhinged that if someone wants to
get in touch with us during the show tomorrow, textas
and tell us why you why your shoes on the
side of the highway, not your shoes, your shoes. It's
a lot happens at parties to like when you're over
people's houses. I see friends just walking out with no

(05:57):
shoes on, Like, how do you go into a house
and walk out of a house with no shoes on? Like,
don't you really Like obviously alcohol is involved, but still
you would think, like if anything in life, you learn
to put your shoes on when you leave somewhere. But
I don't know. We see shoes all around New York
all the time. Anyway. You know, there's that old rumor
that you know, if you see a pair of shoes
over the electricity wires, that there's gang activity in the area.

(06:23):
Growing up in the Bronx, That's what it was. Whenever
you saw the shoes over the wires, you know that
was territory. That was a wives tale, wasn't it just
meant you had shoes you wanted to throw up on
the water, didn't mean anything. Yeah, look, it's scary, so
busy doing something other than this? Sorry, what are you
doing now? Nothing? Tell us something really bad happening? Nothing? No,

(06:50):
it does? We want to know demand happened during the podcast.
This is directly related to all of us tell us,
did you eat a shrimp tail? I don't like when
people mess with me and my money. We'll put right there.
What did Brody do? Someone got there, Brody did something.
Somebody owe Scary money and they're not paying him. And see,
I will say this about Scary. Scary is very good
about realizing, uh that he's not been paid money. But

(07:14):
Scary is also the best when it comes to going, hey, guys,
look what I found. You need to make sure the
same thing is not happening to you. Scary looks out
for us, Gandhi, I've recovered some some money from something
you're smiling about. Yeah, this is different, alright, you're really
kind of kind of beating around the bush. Just tell

(07:36):
us a long story short without using client names. We've
been doing something for a client for months and months
and Scary just realized we hadn't been paid for it
one time. Yeah yeah, so he caught it from like
months and months ago. It's all right, So you have
rectified that. That's been rectified. Sometimes that's exciting, because then
a big chunk other fires burning about that on the news.

(08:05):
If Nate was here right now, he would tell you
that he uncovered a big scandal with me. And I
wasn't paid for years some people for years for client
media that I remember that and of course, then I

(08:27):
had to give Nate a percentage because he collected it,
he found it. I mean, did I ask for that?
Is that how you bought the house? Nate? But no,
it was a ton of money. I do remember that,
and and I feel like, I don't want to throw
people under the bus, but don't use names. You've You've
really got to just stay on top of this because

(08:50):
if you don't say something, they won't pay. You know,
I'm still owed money from my first radio station I
ever worked at. What Yeah, Like, I remember they took
advantage of me, right because I would do a radio
and I just thought it was part of my job.
And then I come to find out that X y
Z Jock got paid and I'm like, wait, was I
supposed to get paid for that? Like, nobody even inform

(09:12):
of this stuff. And then on top of it, they
you know, they make it so confusing to figure out
if you get paid that you don't know if you
get paid. Well, I mean, how many times have you
ever ever reconciled your checking account with a bank? You
don't do it, You just you just assumed that the
bank has it right. The bank messes up all the time,
all the time and we never catch it. Can I

(09:33):
tell you? So? I used to work first station, the
first radio station I ever worked for. The guy who
owned it, he didn't have money and so, and when
he did have money, he would pay us with those
like money orders. He didn't even have a checking accoun
you not. And he would go I mean, he would
go sometimes months without having money to pay us, and then,
you know, then finally, But I did it because I

(09:53):
loved it. I loved doing radio. I'm like, okay, he
pays me whatever. I was a kid living at home.
I didn't need any money, you know whatever. So it
was later, much later in my career I realized what
ratings were. I never knew. I thought we just went
in every day, we smoked pot, we played songs, we
got paid, and we went home. I didn't know they
were ratings. It was the biggest Really, what do you

(10:16):
mean ratings? I had no clue. And then what, Yeah,
you're in a ratings war right now, and guess what
you're losing. And they told me you need to do
this with your show and get more listeners and start
running them away by being bad, and then you'll be

(10:38):
able to keep your job. I had no idea going, Hey,
we're playing a game, there's a score and we're losing.
And this wasn't This was a big job. It was
a big market, and I just didn't really I knew
that there, you know, sales did research and they needed
to you know something. I didn't know what it meant,
because you got into this for the passion and the

(10:58):
love of the medium for doing that. You didn't get
into this for the business and the politics. So I
got into this because it was easy. You do your
four hit the door man, just play songs and scream
up intros and that's it. That's all I did it
for good to rhyme Scott he's very good at keeping
notes to like like if he doesn't get paid, he

(11:19):
has the receipts of That's why Scotty's a genius. He
we should all be following that. We should all be
following that same rule. Seriously, Ratings, who knew? Alright, so
it's all right? Is that it? That can't even be
ten minutes, let alone fifteen? Oh no, we've got three

(11:39):
minutes left, that's it. If we walk out the door
right now? Does anyone? Does anyone have anything they wish
to add? Oh, I do want to say thank you.
I need my haircut desperately, and uh, Garrett and I
go to the same guy and he's been so busy
I can't get in. Garrett actually gave up his appointment

(12:02):
Friday for me to go get in my haircut. You
a good American, Garrett, I am. Everyone should realize that
suck up. But but you you promised me he'll be
able to fit you in that afternoon, right, yep, We'll
make it work. Yeah, I mean, think about it. We
have a big show on Monday. There's gonna be a
lot of pictures I don't need. I don't think he's

(12:22):
trading his hair for that. I think you got his
hair for all. You don't care about us. On Monday,
Alex said, you've gotta get your haircut. You look like ship.
I mean it looks it's not nice. I can you
please show Monday morning like that? But so, Garrett, I say,

(12:50):
thank you, thank you so much for getting me in
to see us. But whatever I could do, whatever I
can do to help everybody out, maybe with the exception
of scary. But is that all right? Does anyone have
any thank you? David Brody, anyone you want to say
hi to Well, I want to say hi to all
the people that were concerned. I wasn't on yesterday's podcast,
So thank you very much everyone. Yeah, everything, okay, we

(13:12):
just thought you needed a day off. Uh yeah, a
lot going on. One of the things was our water
heater broke on Mother's Day. We didn't have any hot
water for a couple of days, and so just as
the podcast was starting, the guy showed up to replace
the water heater an hour early, and so he was
draining the water and making all kinds of crazy noises

(13:34):
and banging and clanking, and I thought, that's not gonna
work with the with the podcast. So that's that's one
of the reasons why I couldn't make yesterday. But I'm back.
I don't really remember yesterday's podcast being interesting, So you didn't,
well because I wasn't on it. Thanks Was it good?
I don't remember was it good? Sarry told me that
about ten minutes in. You said, Hey, where's Brodie. I'm
glad that is not true to do to you. By

(14:00):
the way, Scary actually did something you would have enjoyed.
He I promoted the Brooklyn Boys merchandise. Should be so
proud of me, he really did. He did? He said, surprisingly, No,
my show and Tell was Uncle Johnny. Yeah. Oh did
he get back? Okay, yeah, Uncle Johnny back in the city.
And I'm making Danna if Richard Bell and I maybe
get clock tail, Like I'm looking forward to seeing all

(14:23):
of your faces in person on Monday. I cannot wait. Well,
we'll see each other. And Uncle Johnny, by the way,
he wanted to make a cocktail for us, but you
know how he puts his hands in the blender and
ship We're like, We're like, let's just do shots or
something about a glass of wine. How are we going
to do this on Monday? Are we all just going
to open up a zoom camera? Oh yeah, because we

(14:44):
do this on zoom for the listeners. Yeah, we'll all
have iPads, right, or we can have Diana and pan
over back and forth. Like this. Okay, we single camera anyway,
So yeah, Monday is gonna be a lot of fun.
And we're all getting tested. How does that work? When
do we get tested? Nate, we gotta get here early.
They're going to test us. It's gonna be rapid tests

(15:06):
and like what's early early two am for everybody else?
Run fine, forty. I get to run five fifty. You
need to show up a hair earlier, Elvis. I'll show
up when you get there. Because un vaccinated, I still
have to get tested. Yeah, scary. Watch every one of

(15:31):
us Yankees manager, hello, Coches, coach whatever, same thing. We
have our compliance manager. They're keeping an eye on your
scary Okay, okay, Froggy, Yeah, no, no making out with
your tongue Monday. Oh dude, I'm making out with every
one of you bitches. I don't give it. Damn, I
don't care to. Please don't. That's okay. I'll wait till

(15:53):
the season because we're just winning another Super Bowls, so
we need Nate. We need to talk about the layout
in the studio because we can't go to our normal spaces.
We have to like spread things. Look in the slack
room real quick. Um, it says, what there's a picture
of you, Elvis did promote yourself. That's a different angle. Watch.

(16:20):
Everyone says, I can see you're smiling. Well, of course
I'm smiling. Actually, that's an actual scene. I think they're
showing an actual scene that's from Dead there. Yeah, but
people are watching this going, what are you looking at?
You gotta you can't do that, okay, Well just tease
the fact that you're going to see what we're talking
about tomorrow on NBC. By the way, and my stomach
looks huge because I'm holding my breath. Actually looks like

(16:44):
there's like they've put something on top of you, have they? No,
that's me. My back actually has so you know what
people are watching this, they don't they need to screenshot.
There it is there, it is, okay. So under my
back seat that's a metal table. They had to put

(17:05):
these heating pads under my back, and so my back
is arched. And then also they said take a breath,
So my cavity is, including my stomach is full of
air at that point. So I look rather rotun That's okay.
I think when people die they're bloated, right, So I
mean you just look me. I guess you being dead,

(17:26):
I'm bloated. What's your excuse, Candy? Is it too much? Candy?
All right, we gotta get out of here. We've worn
out our welcome. Good Bye, bye fifteen minute Morning Show.

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