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May 5, 2021 15 mins

We got a vist from our digital queen Ali Gold who stopped by the studio. We talked everyone's Cinco De Mayo plans and if Elvis will hang out with Skeery?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone ring show. So here we go the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. I think we have a special guest today.
We'll start with the usuals. There's Froggy, and there's Gandhi,

(00:23):
and there's Danielle, and there's Garrett, and there's Scotty b
and there's Straight Nate and there's Scary and there's Dave
Brody and I do believe Ali is joining us today. Listen,
ship Ali, how's it, how's it going. It's good seeing you.
It's good seeing you. I'm back in the studio for

(00:43):
the first time. It's so weird. Talk about it. What's
it like for you? What are you feeling. It's just
like there's no one here and it's like so quiet,
no one of any importance anyway, It is quiet, right,
you know what, We're all gonna be there for anniversary
show coming up on the seventeenth. I know, I'm so

(01:04):
I'm so excited. But I had to call my I
had to pick up a few things, including a dress.
I like have a basically a second closet here, and
I wanted to get all my cute little outfits back.
I do because I would sleep over, you know, other places,
and then I held you would sleep at the office,
or you would just keep things at the office closer

(01:25):
to where you were sleeping. I would keep things at
the office closer to where I was. Wait, so were
you like walk of shaming it into the building and
then quick changing and coming to work. Yeah, you always
did have that smell of love your face. But it's
nice to see your face again. It's no, I know

(01:48):
you guys are like pretty. It's the lighting. The lightning.
That's Dave looking pretty. He's making out with his dogs down.
We're in a pull of cute puppies. Oh, speaking of Brody,
you would know this, and of course Froggy knows this
anyone with a dog on our show. And Garrett, uh my, my,

(02:10):
poor Ali. Obviously he needs to have his glands expressed
because he was dragging ass all over the house and
he couldn't sleep last night. And then everyone in the
rooms like, well, why don't you just do it? You
can go to YouTube and watch the video. I'm not
gonna want video that. I don't think you should see that.
I don't even have a dog and I watched that video.

(02:32):
I mean, I couldn't take it's the same thing. Can
you explain what that is and why? Like, I've never
had a dog that needed to have those things squeezed out.
Dogs have glands, and they used that to leave their scent.
If I'm not mistaken, right, like sort of right, No,
you're right. It releases all of like the pheromones and

(02:53):
the chemicals that are inside them that tell other dogs
things about them. That's all, you know. That's why they're
stiffing each other's butts all the time. It's like their
fingerprint all Sometimes they get full and uh and sometimes
infected and it's painful. So they actually have an appointment
with the dog grummers today. I'm hoping that they'll give
them a little reach around and take take make sure

(03:13):
you ask. You got to buy him dinner first, hopefully
wearing a face shield. If they're full, you wouldn't. Garrett
is talking about it. We can't hear him, so I
don't know. Has a has a way to make that work?
No that Garrett's got to leave and come back in
the audience and come back. I don't know. Enough of
my dogs asked what else you want to talk about?

(03:34):
Was there a question? I don't know. I mean you
have your dogs ever? Have your dogs ever had a
little gland problem? No? I have a friend who has
to express his dog's glands. He has a shit sue
and obviously and he has to do him like every
week and a half or so. That's an active gland.
My dog's never guess, I guess the groomer does it,

(03:56):
but we never do it. Right. Yeah. Let me tell
you though, if you don't do it and it and
your dog happens to express it on his own, it's
the worst smell ever. Yeah, immediately. Okay, Ali, you're our guest.
What should we talk about on our show here podcast?

(04:19):
I don't know. Well, I'm vaxed and waxed and ready
to you know, have a good back summer, that hot
back summer. Okay ye, Now, Ali, I have a question.
Are you going to ask guys ahead of time? Like
have you been vexed? Yeah? I think you. I think
that's gonna be. I think it's pretty like you know,
in New York, like everyone's kind of doing it. But

(04:41):
I think, um, I've noticed that people are more social
than ever because they're just like they want to like
talk to people so badly. So I'll be at dinner
with my girlfriends, and like a guy will come over
with his mass and be like, oh, like, do you
mind if I sit down quick, like I'm vaccinated, and
we'll be like yeah. Like no guys were approaching women
like that, like at least my time like being out

(05:03):
and about, like everyone was so afraid to talk to
each other that we would just match on apps and
then we would like see them in bars. And I
actually yesterday I was on a run and I ran
into a guy I went on a FaceTime date with
during quarantine. How did that go? Well? He looked really
hot in person. So I was like a little like

(05:24):
disheveled after my run. So I just kind of hit
a little and then called my mom and fold her,
Like how do you hide a little my mask and
a hat? So I pulled down the hat a little,
and I pulled the mask up a little. You know what?
You bring up an interesting point. And as more and
more people are getting vaxed and waxed, uh, they are

(05:46):
starting to take off the mask. And now you finally
get to see what people looked like that you met
a year and a year and a half of you.
And that's happened to me a couple of times, and
it's usually like really great to see like the real
old person. But you know, you just have to use
your imagination when they have that mask on. But I
wonder if anyone's ever like taking their mask off and
from down here they're like nothing like meth mouth, Yeah,

(06:14):
no teeth, please remask. Oh my gosh. One of my
girlfriends pointed out that I needed a waxing here, and
I was like, oh shoot, I didn't even think of
that now because I've been wearing my mask above my
my maths. My mom was saying that, you know, like
face makeup companies and lipstick companies, they must be like
not doing so well, because who puts lipstick on underneath

(06:36):
their mask? Nobody's gonna get it all over your mask.
I've done it, and then I take the mask off
and it is not only smeared on the mask, but
it's smeared on my face like a crazy cat lady
that goes in your mask that like purses your lips
up so that it doesn't get on the mask. I
think it's on Amazon or something like, Yeah, well let's
have some fun. Where's we're a straight nay, straight n

(06:59):
Usually you have a game ready for us or something. Oh,
you can put Ali in the hot seat, make her
answer all the questions while while Native is looking for questions.
Can I admit to something embarrassing right now? Oh? Sure,
we'd love it quick. So I have a TV set
on the wall behind the where the cameras, and I'm
watching the news and there's a panel of a couple
of women and just as Danielle said, oh my god,

(07:21):
the lipstick companies must be suffering, the women on the
screen went like this, and I went, wow, they're agreeing
with Danielle. Total brain fart here. And maybe he was
speaking of there's a little controversy brewing between you and
uh and Scary on the timing of the production schedule
to get your Brooklyn Boards podcast produced. Yeah, we heard that.

(07:45):
You guys religiously do it. It's a Wednesday thing. But
today's Sinko de Mayo, and he is insisting on going
out and partying and he's leaving you in the dust. Yeah, well,
I want to make an adjustment to the podcast time
today because it is Sinko de Mayo, which comes once
a year. Cooking banana bread so so so I was

(08:10):
making plays my friends to go to a restaurant tonight
doesn't mean anything. It doesn't matter that Happy Mother's Day
froggy point is larger point is it's a special for us.
We want to go out and want to drink. I
want to celebrate. So I said, why don't we find
another part of this morning or this afternoon to do

(08:30):
the podcast, because I've always been a fan of doing
the podcast after the show is over anyway. But when
he has to go take his nap after the show
and he goes, well, I have to get a haircut,
I gotta go shopping. I got things to do today,
I'm like, great, but what about right after the show?
He avoids the question completely, which means he would rather
go take a nap than do our podcast. Is that
really the reason nap? No, I'm asking He's got you

(08:56):
asking you? Is that really? Here's the thing. If he
told me yesterday, I might have planned my day better.
But I was up till two in the morning writing
the content for the show. You can look at the
email time, and so I'm exhausted, I'm barely awake. I
don't have the mental capacity to do the podcast, and

(09:16):
he's springing it on me like at going I want
to record right after the show. Can't do that, so
what about tomorrow? Can you tomorrow? And asked me about tomorrow?
He wants to do it right today, today, today, today,
So I said, after the show, I have I have
to take my nap. Then I have to go shopping
because I made commitments. I have to buy my daughter's lunch.
I have to drive the places, and I have a
hairshut a point. You have it. You have to do it.

(09:37):
You know, you and I have both have lists today,
so scary. It should be a negotiation. You should. You
should bend and give in and do it tomorrow. Then
I can. Okay, I can do it tomorrow. Anytime you
want to do it, great tonight, come on, all right.
I'll get back to him that I can't do it
this afternoon. That's all I hear. Is that in the

(09:57):
city Tribeca. Yes, it's in Rebecca. They're mowing the sidewalk.
That would be me. Somebody is outside with a giant
industrial lawnmower just having a ball behind her my podcast. Ali,
are you comfortable with Nate being that close to you?
You know, I've thought about it, but honestly, the long

(10:18):
hair doesn't make him smell any difference. I'm talking about
disease germ. She wasn't comfortable. Thank you. You're gonna be
a lot closer than that at Sinco de Mayo. Time later,
at Draco she's going to I'm sure she's going out

(10:39):
with her friends. What are you doing tonight, Alley, I'm
going to a story of Queen's popping off. Popping off.
You can sit at a bar now in New York
City at restaurants, so that will qualify. You'll be there.
You'll be closer than you want to nate right now.
What about you, Garrett? What are you doing for Sinco
de Mayo. I'm probably just gonna drink the rest of
the bottle of tequila and then hopefully wake up in

(11:00):
the morning. That sounds like a party. Get there, and
you're gonna sit there and just get all by myself,
you know, when the kids come home forget it and
teu is Daddy's sleeping at the table, his work stuff
still there. This happened to me in Mexico, in uh

(11:21):
in Disney and Epcot, because I had a huge in Mexico.
I mean, okay, you were I was in Epcot in Mexico,
that's what I meant. That's still more in Mexico than so. Yes.
So I was at the restaurant and I had a
very delicious alcoholic beverage, and we were with my sister
and her kids. So after dinner, she's like, hey, um,

(11:44):
can you carry the baby? And I'm just like thinking
to myself it might not be a good idea. I
might drop him. But I did it, and I was Okay.
I did think for a moment, am I so run
up to carry this child? I like to roll the
dice with the baby. Okay, I dropped my nephew in Mexico.

(12:06):
Celebrating by myself. Tonight, I'm gonna make a talk over
too and have some Maybe I'll get some margarite a
mix at the store. You can meet Scary. Scary could
probably slip in hed find you and save you a seat.
You guess you tend to bring you. I don't live
in New York anymore. I don't live anywhere near this.
I'm over an hour away from the city. I don't
live there anymore. That if you were in the city

(12:30):
that you would absolutely come out. But I'm not Blanche.
I'm out of here. Scary studies very confident that if
you were there, you would go. I'm not so confident.
I want to ask you a question, if you were
in the city tonight, would you would you would you
be confident that you would go? Would you rather get mugged?

(12:51):
I'm confident that I probably wouldn't. Elvis, remember the one
time you're in the in Scaris area in hobe in
New Jersey. It was because you were going into the city,
but there was traffic into the tunnel and you're figured, Okay,
let let's just buy some time. And we went to
a little bar, you and Alex And that was the
only time you were in the area because there was traffic.
We had fun. We stopped by because there was traffic. Oh,

(13:13):
there was one other time. You're like, scary, are you
gonna Are you gonna be in Hoboken. I'm like, yeah,
I'm gonna be over by the pier. Great, I'm on
my friends yacht and I'm gonna be from I'm gonna
wave to you from the shore. I'll see you. That's

(13:35):
I wish you were here. Glad you're not behind. Wish
I'm like sick. Invite you don't say next time you're
driving by, keep on driving he was on the boat
you a bit hey, Well, so whatever single to Mayo
was a bust this year. It sucks having a birthday
on sick of to Mayo too, because you can never

(13:56):
get a dinner reservation at a Mexican restaurant. Yeah, you know,
my daughter always to have her party at a Mexican
restaurant and they laugh at you when you come to
get it anywhere. Yeah, make the reservation in January. Okay,
there is that today it would have been my Nanty's
birthday too, where we passed Happy birthday, Narty in heaven.
Well this just turned into really, said Danielle. Questions. But

(14:24):
we don't only have to time for like one question.
Let's go okay, hot seat hot Yeah, time for one question. So,
in five words or less, described losing your virginity um
after an acapella house party. Acapella hell? Is that? What

(14:48):
an acapella group? You know, a bunch of people singing
without instruments and sounds like a ranger patonics. There was
it like a barber shop quartet. What is it like
pitch perfect? It was like pitch perfect. It was a
guy who went low and one guy who went high.

(15:10):
I don't know. I don't know. You said five words
and I would have said hurt, messy, ruining the podcast.
Let's go back to the dead line, the fifteen minute

(15:32):
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