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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show? Well,
today an impromptu show and tell. We call it impromptu
because a lot of people didn't hear about it. See
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Brodie's running around his house trying to find something, frantically
looking for something to show you and tell you about. So, Garrett,
can you can you come up with like a last
minute show and teil. You're in your kitchen. You've got
a whole world of show and tell crap in there.
I'm good. Don't worry about me, please, I got you.
I'm sure you have something to show us. Oh I do,
I don't know only fans dot com. Okay, So anyway,
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here we go with our fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's a Froggy, and there's Scotty b in Master Control,
and there's a straight Nate straight Nit, say hi straight.
A lot of people are listening watching. You know, you've
worked for Rady in radio for so many years. You know,
if you don't make a noise, no one hears it.
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But a lot of times you just do. You just
do rapid fire. You're like, they're straight day, they're scary.
There's Candy So I didn't doing rapid fire and there's
Gandhi and there's Scary. Hi, Scary what's that face you
just made? Are you eating some bad food? No? No, no,
I'm just looking down at my show and tell if
you know what I'm saying. There's Danielle Danielle, and there's
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Garrett in the kitchen, and of course in the den,
there's Dave Brody. Hi, BROI did you find a last
minute show? Utel item? I did find something. It was
the first thing I saw one of my basements. I
grabbed it. There you go. You know what, Sometimes the
fast grab is the most interesting thing. All right, So
is there are there any announcements we need to make
before we get going with the fifteen minute morning show podcast?
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Does anyone want to talk about yesterday's where we fought
it out with family feud? Oh so this one isn't
about yesterday's but the day before the Dr Ruth sex
game that we were talking about. Yeah, that was great.
My mother said, why would you share that with people?
We only keep that thing around as a joke. I
hope nobody thinks we actually believe those things. Nobody's thinking
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that those have to be twenty years old? Is it
twenty Those things like fifty years old. Um, I'm hoping
that Danielle's Show and Tell is that dong that's in
the corner frame. It's a bear, I'll get it. Looks
like I don't even look sort of like a music Now,
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let's let's all we say that that brown thing right
there right there behind your hand, behind behind you with
the balls right there, the bear's leg, it's like a
leg or something. This one the one behind you? Yeah,
the leg? Yeah, what do you want, Garrett? You're gonna
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say something to want to shout out to my father
in law, Al Fetchi for reposting the Dr Ruth sex
questions to his Facebook friends. Uh so that's an awkward Yeah,
it's when they learned how to repost. You're like, oh god,
I'm supposed to be on their comprehension. I will show
and tell. Who wants to go first? Froggy? You want
to go first? Yeah, sure, I'll go first. You know,
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the other day on Monday, you were talking about how
you were wearing a shirt that you would never walk
out of your house with. Yes, and I have one
of those, and it's a gift from somebody. So I
hope they don't see this Simpty Minute Morning Show. But
I would never leave my house in this shirt. Somebody
gave me this after I had my brain surgery in October.
I would never leave my house in this shirt. Straight.
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That's a great shirt. I'm not wearing that. Everybody's gonna
go is that real? Or you can't? You know? And
then you gotta show them at No, just to me. No,
I'm not. But I do wear it. I do wear
it around the house. That's awesome me. When I want
to remind my family that they need to be nice
to me because I had brain surg writting their lucky here. No,
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I wish I would have brought my shirt with me.
Damn it, aren't you wearing it? You know? We actually
talked about us doing the bring us a shirt you'd
never wear outside three days ago, and you still haven't.
And now you're like, actually, all this is a surprise.
I don't know how to do it on the same day,
but I'll save mine some Monday. I brought a shirt too.
Is this your Show and tells? God? Yeah, because I
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got nothing else. I didn't know we were doing Show
and tell Us, so I brought my shirt in. Okay,
what is it? So? Also a friend gave me the
shirt for the holidays. I'm like, great, it says that
we've had great shirts in our own that. I was
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at the mall with my wife one time and there
was a big tough guy standing up against the wall
with a baby carriage and a shirt said fuck buddy.
Who wears that? On vacation? Somebody had a shirt that
said fuck you in your Hampton's house. I'm like, how
do kids at a table? With her kid? I'm like,
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you had a down on your back. I was at
uh b J's in Jersey City, ironically enough for where
I'm about to go. A guy was walking with his
two little girls and he had a shirt on that
said I need a blow job. So what you know?
What if you go down to Fort Lauderdale the beach,
those T shirt shops have the dirtiest, most raunchy. Yeah.
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I love two in the stink and one in the pink.
My favorite, I think I told you guys this before.
My favorite, No, it depends on who you are. Bertie
thinks you please take a victory sip. Please take as
a matter of fact. My favorite. My favorite UH pumper
sticker I share with you before is I was in
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Santa Fe. This guy to bumper Secret. This is my
other ride? Is your mother? How this? Guys? All right? Well,
so far Show and Tell has been just anything to
the straight nit straight night. What do you have? I mean,
I'm you know, straight to show it. Scrounging around, I
was able to come up with, Hey, where's Waldo book?
This wasn't from my house, but you know what, I'm
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forty one years old and I will sit and look
for Waldo and odd Law and Whenda every single time
in one of these things. You guys remember doing this
the growing up. I remember running when we would go
shopping at the Giant Eagle. I would go running to
the book section and I would pick this up and
I would sit there while my mom did the shopping.
Was that a standard thing for you guys? When your
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mom did the shopping, your dad and you go sit
in the magazine section reading comic books like this the
shop Scott Scotty is reading labels on cereal boxes. You
see the TikTok where the guy took a Waldo book
out of a store and he photo copy, didn't then
photo shop Waldo out and then put the book back
into the store. That all right, Gandhi, what's your Show
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in Tell today? Okay, So I'm at my parents house,
so most of the stuff is there. So the only
thing I really have that is mine is my newest
piece that I made for somebody. I'll back it up.
So a woman asked me. I usually don't do butterflies,
but a woman asked me if I would make it
in the story behind it was really really sweet. She's
a teacher, and she said she wants all of her
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students to know that they are all butterflies, no matter
what they're going through. Now, they're going to morph into
something else in the future. She wants to hang it up.
I know it's really pretty, but it really close. I
can see your strokes, not you, Nate. That's so nice kidding.
I love that's beautiful, Gandhi, scary. What's your show and Tell? Right?
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So everyone and their mother has been making masks right
for every occasion. But I wanted to point out this
one company I found on Instagram that is doing something
very thoughtful for the hearing in haired because they rely
on lip reading right for you know, so if you
have a mess on, it's kind of hard to you know,
to see that to see what's going possible impossible. This
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company Keen to be Seen, that's k e e N
to be Seen. S e e N came up with
a mask well the hearing of hair, so you can
now see my smiling face. And also you could read
my lips. You could read my lips if you you know,
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if you have an issue. So I think this is
kind of cool. And if you go to Instagram, it's
at k e e N Underscore to be Seen a
part of this company. I have no vest it is
a great idea. It is I know. Yeah, it's not
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fogging you know. Did they have something in it that
doesn't allow it to fog up ladies underwear too? So
there you go, him fired today just saying the idea
is that, you know, I will say them people will
steal them and make money off of him, all right, Danielle.
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So I you know, we all have our first teddy
bears and all that stuff, a lot of us from
when we were kids. So my husband, Sheldon, Okay, yours
have a hole in it. Yours are different, Scotty, don't
look at this bear that way when you see it.
Get the dirty guts out of your money. So my
husband Sheldon Um when he was a little boy in England,
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he brought his first Teddy Bear and he has it here.
I just went and got it. Doesn'tnoy I took it.
Look at a little Toby bear his hands? Yeah, and
look at hist No, he did not, but ripped up
and he told me that he's been. He's been, like
you know, sown a lot of times, but not only
that way. It looks like one of Nate's victims. He
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also had a bunny. Look at it's bunch, isn't it old?
Like a crocheted bundy. How would he feel if you
knew you were showing this to the world. I don't know.
I don't know, but he stick. He hasn't sleep with them,
but he has them in stored. So I went like, Scott,
they're not know do they have names? I think they do,
but I forget what he called him. I'll ask him.
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Those are cute. So thank you for sharing that, hey, Garrett. Yes,
so as my parents pretty much have been, you know,
kicking me out of the house I grew up in
because you know, like, why are we holding onto your stuff?
So cleaned up the other day and I totally forgot
I had this so um. I collect autographs I ever
have since I was a little little kid sports autographs
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came across this one and I said, holy crap, why
has this been just sitting in the closet. This is
I'll show the camera a Wayne Gretzky one of a
hundred and nine hockey sticks he used in his final
season as a ranger. Uh so, yeah, problem, you just
I just don't know where to put it, like, it
doesn't look good on a bay Yeah. How much is
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it worth? Did you check it out? No, it's personal.
Yeah exactly. I'm gonna pass this on if if, if
my kids want to sell it by all means, you know. So, Yeah,
it's it's a Wayne Gretzky hockey stick he used in
his final season. It's uh so great one years. That
is nice. That's cool. That's a good show. And tell hey,
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Brodie in the day, what's going on down there? So
the weather is nicer now and my kids have been
going outside and skateboarding, and it reminded me that I
still have my skateboard for when I was a kid.
So I just went downstairs and got it. You do,
you have a lot of stuff from when you were
very kid. You do save a lot of really cool
stuff everything from when I was a kid. If you'd like,
I show you my four skin later. Anyway, Oh god,
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I'm busy. I'm busy. This is my very old school
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on, Brody, you kind of
threw us off with the four skin man. Just say okay,
it's not me. Also, we should you know it's a joke.
I don't really. My mom has it. Rub it turns
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into a necklace. Back to the skateboard. Show us your
really hot skateboard. Here we go, the orange wheels. You know,
it looks like something out of it. To go on,
put it close to we can't see it, hold it
up surfing and like that. Yeah, I mean, I mean,
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here's a skateboard. Have you have you? Have you gone
skating recently? Last summer, I took it out and I
tried to uh skate skateboard with my kids. That didn't
go well. So this will never be on the sidewalk again.
The best part of Bernie Show and Tell was the
foreskin jokes. As I went over to Chester meat Market yesterday,
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I love buying my meat at Chester meat Market. So
they have this killed Bossa. What this is? This is
half a kill boss and your pants that looks it's
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so smoky good. Alex doesn't know. But Saturday night, when
he gets home from work, he's going to get the
big d with Mom's parokes, potato and cheese. I'll be
cooking those up with caramelized onions. Now do you front
when you cook parokes? Do you boil them or do
you put them in the pan? And I actually do
a little boat. Do you make sure I like to
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fry them with onions? You just dong yourself with? Could
you get that killed bossa in your mouth? It's so wide?
How are you going to cook it and eat it?
You cut it up? Scary for you? Like this scary?
It's called a fork and a knife, your asshole. He
doesn't use those yet. They haven't taught him how to
use it. I know. Make it a joke. Do you
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have a visual shove that? Yes, I do your job.
I am sitting here eating cereal with my hands. I'm savage.
And by the way, my son Spencer is now sitting
on the rug hearing me talking about shoving things in
my mouth. Spencer sausage. I mean, it's a real sausage.
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Not it doesn't. So there you go. There's our show
and tell. I thought we had a very successful show
and tell us nice, very nice. Everyone had something really
interesting to show and talk about. And you know, yeah,
we had a couple of laughs all the way. Huh.
Make sure you follow my friends Chester meat Market. Look
at my puppies are here, so I'll show you my puppies.
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You want to see. Yes, I'm kidding. They're just lifted shut.
But they're the newest ones. I'm saying they're gonna they're elevated.
They're very comm Yeah, very uplifting they are. Here's good
old Max. Hi Max? Do you want to see nothing? Well? Hi? Pet?
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What is it? What is it? Spencer? Spencer? It's like,
get the hell away from you, friend, give me friend,
I'm your fighting all right? This is he friend? Hi friend?
My ginger? Pet? Oh, she looks like dad what Ali
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doesn't want to come? He's like you all right? Are
we done? Are we exhausted? Well? That was fun. Show
and tells always a pleasure. On the fifteen minute. I'm
gonna bring in a couple of shirts on Monday that
I would never wear out of the house. Thanks for
the morning. Are you eating We're not even having eating
right into the Okay, we gotta give the dogs are
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about to start fighting. Bye the fifteen minute Morning Show.