Dr. Ruth's Sex/Relationship Question

Questions that were made before any of us are born, how weird do these questions sound?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Show. Here it is the fifteen minute morning show
podcast with Froggy Danielle. They're straighten ate, there's uh oh,

(00:23):
there's Garrett drinking out out of a red solo cup.
You're scary, Hi, there's Scotty Be on the line doing
something important. There's Gandhi, and there's a Dave Brody in
the den. And here we go. It's day two back
from vacation and we're just still getting revved up, and
we're still gonna wake it up, trying to wake it up.
Would you fight at your parents house? Gandhi? That's so disturbing.

(00:47):
I found a box set of some cards from Dr
Ruth and they're all true or false questions about sex. Now,
some are geared toward men, some are geared toward women.
But these are the most outdated, hilarious things ever. So
I found them and I thought, why do your parents
have them? I don't know. I think that they're hoarders
and they just keep really random, weird old stuff around.

(01:08):
Is this how they taught your your older siblings about sex?
Maybe with these cars? Well, no, they never talked to
us like this. This is This has to be a
joke from someone at some point, because I even asked them,
what the hell is this? What is going on? They're like, Oh,
we didn't even know we had those. Where did you
find them? Yeah, they didn't know they had them? How
many in this room? Uh? And all this on this
podcast actually had parents who set them down to talk

(01:30):
about sex. Yes, Danielle Brody Brody your dad or your mom? Oh?
My dad? Yeah? How did? I had a book? He
had a book with pictures. It was a very scientific
journal and it had like arrows and he said, this
goes in there. And I'm like, what that break? And Danielle,

(01:53):
was your mom or your dad? And how did she?
I want to hear how she explained it to you?
I don't you know what. I don't even remember, to
be honest, it was so long ago. I don't even know.
I don't remember. For the rest of us, it's like
they just assumed our friends told us. So I had
I had the worst story of them all, sixth grade,
Sister Mary Mark teaching all the boys in Catholic school

(02:13):
about it, and all the girls got to go to
the other side the other would she know about it?
And and it was like, we're like, all right, cool,
we'll have our cool teacher teach us about sex. But nope,
we got sister Mary Mark. My parents were super honest
and kind of brutal about everything. Well it seemed brutal,
but they just didn't try to use any fun words

(02:35):
or anything. They were like, this is what happens, this
is how it happens, this is when it happens. This
is what it feels like. One person may Or made
out of said, it feels like someone smashed a bottle
and jammed it up inside you. I was like, hey, whoa,
whoa what wow? Feel like no, it's not see. I
wish my mom had told me sooner about my period
because she didn't. And my friend Charles from school, hey,

(02:59):
you know you're gonna be bleeding from down there one day.
I'm like, what the hell are you talking about? Like,
freaked me out, came home crying. Well, if Charleston, I'm
going to be bleeding from my vagina, She's like, well
you will be. Let's sit down and have it all
all right, Well, let's get to these doctors with questions.
I'm ready, okay, are you dragging them to us or

(03:19):
to all of us, um, we can. We can go
one by one. They're just true or false. So I
will give you a statement and then you have to
tell me if it's true or false, and I'll give
you the actual answer to start. I'll start, okay, Elvis.
True or false. Parents who send their child to a
sleepaway camp should be aware that the child's virginity may
be lost absolutely true or anywhere else the child is

(03:46):
alone and independent. Oh my gosh, these are hilarious? All right?
Who wants to go next? Danielle? Okay. If a man
discovers that, in addition to regular love making, his lover
is pleasuring herself when he is not around, he has
the right to feel rejected. True or false? False, You

(04:07):
are correct. Dr Ruth says there's nothing wrong with masturbating.
Dr Horrible, alright, Froggy ready, Okay. A man might object
if his partner bites his penis accidentally in the passion
of the moment. Yes, true, the pain can kill the passion.

(04:32):
Dr Ruth wants, all good, Maybe a dominatrix. I don't know,
All right, scary, this one's for you. True or false.
The g spot is another name for the clitoris false
because the spot is post is a separate part inside

(04:52):
and up go on keep talking stands for the Graberg
spot and named after a person by the name of
Graffenberg who who discovered the G spot, who was a
fabulous lover. Right And they said, oh, so they call
it the Grafton birds Graffenbird spot, and it's specifically a
place that is that it's hard. Well, you need a

(05:15):
second person to get to find it for you. It's
hard to hear. God, that wasn't the question. You know
the way women aren't continuing. A woman's spot cannot get
to it by herself. Can you explain that Dr Ruth
scar is using his arm, but you gotta find it

(05:35):
in there? A woman cannot find it get it on
her own because of the way her hands on positions.
She needs either a device or a lover. By the way,
if you don't know who Dr Ruse is, you have
no fucking clue. What's question what he's talking about? Anyway?
All right, so what's the answer from Dr Ruth. I've
heard that the G spot can be in different places,

(05:57):
at different places, in different I'm gonna say it's false.
It's my answer would be true or false false? Scared
you were correct, like twenty minutes ago you said Spot
and the clatorus are different spots. It's good job, and
thank you for the rest of the definition that you
gave us. Now we have no time left. Thank you, guys,
scary heads, Spots, Plaine, Elvis, you you Elvis. You said

(06:21):
it moves, Is it like move around like one day?
That's not what I said. I didn't say it. I
said I've heard it's in It's not in the same
place in every single woman. Okay, I thought maybe sometimes
it's in their ear. By the ways used to call
me Spot and then they had they stopped and I
didn't know why. I didn't understand because they couldn't find you. Well, yeah,
exactly why it's a fixed place. You're gonna let him

(06:51):
go on and on scary like like the Waldorf Once
he tossed both arms into it and they were all twisted.
I was just fascinated as to what exactly. Yes, you
need a step, you need a step ladder, all right, Nate,
this one's for you. A daily pat on the behind
from a male supervisor tells a female employee that she's

(07:13):
doing a good job and is being appreciated. When was
this written. That's how Nate gets told he's doing a
good job. I'm gonna go with false on that one.
You are correct, According to Dr Ruth, more than likely
he's using the woman for a mild daily sexual thrill.
He should be told to stop it. Part of our

(07:35):
sexual harassment training. Think they use these cards. I think
finding a co workers spot was not on the sex
It was I heart media deep out spot they did.
All right, how about who's up next? He needs to

(07:55):
go David Brody, Yes, the nocturnal penile to mess since
monitor is a portable machine that counts the number of
erections a man has while he sleeps. Okay, that's it.
Is it true or false? Oh, you didn't ask you that.
That sounds true, he said, penal in it, So it
sounds nocturnal while you sleep. Yeah, that was pretty easy.

(08:17):
That is true. I had no idea that thing existed. Apparently,
by the way, the answer is seven seven Yeah, average
of seven sleep. I'm alone, so zone had to verify it.
But owners Apparently this little instrument is used to determine
whether emotional or medical problems are behind a problem with impotence. Hey, Gandy,

(08:39):
it's a big instrument. It's a big giant instrument for Brodie. Yeah. Okay,
Oh my god, have you ever seen one of these things? Google?
What's it called? Again? Is the nocturnal penal? Up to?
Daddy wants to put it in his stuffed animal? Oh my,

(09:00):
what is that? I gotta go look at this now?
Is it something I can show the room? Hold it
up to the screen so people, Oh, that looks like
something out of your leg. Yeah, and then you have
these little probes to your fee elvis, Elvis, that's not
a leg. I don't think I'll be able to get

(09:21):
a bowner without around. I just got one, all right, Okay,
let's go to Scottie b of course. Okay, penetrate, I'll
give you a different one. Sorry, out with penetrating. I
feel like I'll ask you, okay. A married man who

(09:42):
asks another woman for a relationship is trying to tell
her he wants out of an unhappy marriage. Answer correctly,
want this one, okay, as one more time? I like
that one. Actually, I'm not saying would you like to answer? Well?

(10:03):
Hold on, ask it again. A married man who asks
another woman for a relationship is trying to tell her
he wants out of an unhappy marriage. That's not necessarily true.
This has a true or false according to doctor Okay,
he just to get his rocks off, right, Yeah, he

(10:25):
wants to bring her into the relationship. What Dr Dr
Ruth says false? Married men rarely divorce their wives, even
if they have a strong relationship with another woman. I
don't think that's true anymore, either, is it. I'll have
the penetration. Okay, penetration. Penetration for ten Bob, now everyone else?

(10:47):
He demanded another? Okay, Penetrating the vagina from behind, sometimes
referred to as doggy style intercourse, is a little trickier
and takes a bit more skill to keep the penis
from slipping out. True or false? I think it's false, Wrong, Scott.
It's true that problem practice and sensitivity to each other's

(11:10):
emotion can keep fallouts to a minimum. Fallout. Maybe not
having a tiny penis keeps fallouts to a minimum. That
could be Scotty. What are you trying to tell us, scary?
I just thought the same scar They're named after a

(11:32):
Simpson's character, But well, maybe that character is named after
falling out during style fallout for a frequent al Right,
who still needs a question? Garrett, you need a question, right,
all right? True or false? Men sometimes equate the force
behind an ejaculation with the amount of pleasure they experience.

(11:54):
I would say, like, if a guy's thinking it probably true.
That is true. But this is a subjective and often
misleading method of judging. So even though you feel that way,
that's not necessarily the case. According to Dr Ruth, No,
they sell pills. You can get more of that stuff,
but they don't always work. Is that something that you
guys crave like a bigger messy? I heard somebody told

(12:19):
me that I know the story. Don't try to hide. No,
I never that's not true. Don't try to rope us in.
That's what it's called. My god, I have a whole
stack if you guys want to keep going through these weeken.
Everyone got a question, right, so we start again at
the top. Good answer, good answer, True or false. A

(12:44):
person who seduces members of both sexes is called a transducer. No, false,
you are correct. A transducer is an electrical device. Okay,
how about Danielle, you're up again. Yeah, hitting your mate
is a legitimate way of releasing anger against the person.

(13:06):
That is false. They are correct. Question they asked this question.
These are still crazy to me. This is hitting or
abusing another person, even in marriage, is against the law.
Send me, send me a copy of that, Send froggy,
want to and then box? This is crazy? I know, alright?

(13:30):
How about who was next? Froggy? Here up next? True
or false? The sperm whale receives its name because of
its white color. Correct, The sperm whale is actually dark.
It's named after the white waxy substance in its head.
Make all the jokes you want right there. I don't

(13:51):
really know what else to say about that one by
the blowhole. Alright, scary? A man of a man is
honor bound to sleep with a woman if he has
treated her to a date and she has signaled her
sexual readiness. The right guy asked the right guy. A
man is what honor bound? Honor bound? You must do it? Correct?

(14:17):
But if she's bound? Right? Scary to know? What? Like?
What does she put up a little antennas? Or like
she has signaled her sexual readiness? Apparently that is false?
You're right, scary. There's no binding clause that forces a
person to do anything he or she does not want
to do. Again, what this? But wait, wasn't there a

(14:41):
time when Scary had like a certain amount of dates
go on before three day rule bound? Scary had the
three day If he takes you on three dates, then
he expects say no, no, no, no. It was five dates.
If if there's still no progression in the relationship, I'm
actually being used for dinner and then there therefore I'm out.

(15:04):
Extreme was never forcing himself on anybody. He was just saying,
if I take you right, your your goal was If
they didn't even do it by five dates and they
were out, look at Damie, if those antennas were off,
that's a good sign. But it's not. It's not that
you're dating a bug. That's dating mantis. What's the game

(15:28):
called the questions called? You know, it's called ask Dr
Ruth Questions. Yeah, she has a game called Dr Roots
Game of Good Sex Questions from that you can get
on Amazon right now. For god, this feels like it
was from the forties. All right, who is up next? Nate?
Is it you? I think so? Yeah. If you are

(15:48):
afraid of being heard when you make love, the best
thing to do is work at being very quiet. True
or false? All correct. Stifling love making sounds also stifles
love making. Put on some music to drown out any
love noises. The best thing to do is shove a

(16:10):
sock in her mouth. Like up with that one too?
What about the gag ball? Where does that fall? In love?
Do those are great shades? What's that? Garrett? Is Nate loud? Like?
Is he a loud guy? Like? When you're doing it?
At the end of not doing do you yell? Curtains?

(16:40):
All that can picture is Nate screaming like a screech owl. Now,
hand met, hand me the curtain studio. All right, is
up next, Scottie? How about you? This is a good
one for you. True or false? The younger a boy
begins to masturbate younger, he will engage in intercourse. I

(17:02):
think that's false. You are correct. There's no correlation between
these two events and a young man's I can tell
you something. I have two little boy. I have two boys.
The boy finds his penis when he's a little kid
in the bathtub. It's forget it. They never stopped touching
that penis and the penis all the time. It's ridiculous.
When't need you to tell us that is it technically masturbating?

(17:25):
If you use a teddy bear, Scott, tell us just
stop with the bear. Hey, god, you never answered did
you have answer a question for yourself? I have all
the answers here, I know all the answers. I mean,
this got dirty. Okay, let's say, uh, sperm that is
not ejaculated is reabsorbed by the body. I'm gonna say

(17:49):
that sounds correct. No, I think that's false. I think
it's it's true. True. Yeah, it becomes out kind of,
it becomes just another waste product that the body deals with. Yeah, okay,
then explain blue balls. I can't do that. But I
heard that that's a myth actually, that you guys really

(18:11):
make that all up and it's not as bad as
you say it is. And you can just go handle
to this. That's what I read. Wasn't there an article
we talked about this not too long ago. Yeah, there
was something that came out about it. Nothing came out
about it. That's the problem. Okay, and we're up to brody,
right boy? Okay? Sure or false? Circumcised man experiences intercourse

(18:32):
differently than an uncircumcised man. Yes, less frequently. I'm sorry,
just basing it on me. Sorry, Uh No, it's as
far as a circumcised man knows. No, there's no way
to know unless you get so I'm gonna say false.
Dr Ruth says true, the skin under the foreskin is
more sensitive than in an uncircumcised man. There you go.

(18:57):
So what does that mean they have better sex than
on the more you know? Yeah, hood, what she's saying
is if you if you're uncircumcised, there's more skin there
that's more sensitive, and there's it's different. I think I
think that that is what it's saying here for a
friend that ruined my night. Thanks. All right, we're we're

(19:19):
at almost twenty minutes. In case anybody Okay, one question
like the circumcision question, we could have cut it there, okay,
all right, um, let's see this is the last one.
The man, Garrett, Do they have an opinion on this?

(19:44):
Can they hear us? Do you care? Okay? This is creepy,
all right, Garrett. The man is the partner who controls
the rhythm of the intercourse. True or false? False? You
are correct. Since both partners are participating, both will change
the rhythm, and that is your Doctor Ruth game. There
are tons more of these if you guys ever want them.

(20:05):
They're disturbance so much. Burn, burn them in the fireplate.
I'm going to get my little things out. Take that
circumcision question, cut the right to sign. All right, so
let's get out of here. Are we done? The fifteen

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minute Morning Show