Jump Into The Hot Seat

We play a new game that sounds like a game with have played before. Also Brody bought a painting that he was unsure of!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm show? Well, here it is a fifteen minute where
are you? Where are you? Were? Here? You are the
minute morning show podcast. Here we are. There's a Froggy,

(00:24):
and there's Danielle, and there's we can hear me, and
there's Scout and there's Gandhi, who's probably louder than the
rest of us because that's how this technology works. So sorry, guys, Hi,
I'll just whisper, don't whisper. There's Scotty b and there's
straight Nate, and there's Garrett and of course in the
den there's uh Brody. What is that behind you? You
had to think about that from it my new signs? No,

(00:46):
I mean I had just I had to pause because
there's some interesting artwork in the background. What is that?
So this one is my motivation for doing the show
every day. It says, try not to suck today. Okay, motivation? Yeah,
that was good. And then um, this one I bought.
I have a I have a guest bathroom over here

(01:08):
to the side, and it's got some unique colors, some bronze,
some teal. So I needed to get something for the wall.
Well wait, wait, wait, what is Is that a frog
carrying a skateboard? It's a frog carrying a skateboy. I'm
not gonna say I loved Hey, guys, be nice. I'm
not gonna say I loved it. But it was the
right colors for the bathroom. But you don't have anything
for frogs or skateboards, but you thought this artwork would

(01:30):
be good for your bathroom. There's a little teal in
the bathroom anyway, so you'll notice it's not hung up.
That's because when I bought it, the cashier says to me, oh,
are you married? But I thought it was odd. I said, yes,
I am. Just well here, hold on to the receipt.

(01:50):
I said why. She said, well, you're gonna need it
when she makes your return. That thing she judged my purchase.
That was very sweeter. Yeah, it was. It was hurtful
in the moment. It was hurtful because I was like, oh, look,
this will be perfect, and then she, even the cashho
works there was like she actually what said was you're
gonna need that receipt. So I was just wondering, have

(02:14):
you now that you mentioned it, have you guys ever
been judged by the cashier? But what you bought I
met people tell me like not to buy something like like,
but not in so many words, like I'll ask an
opinion on something and I'll get the little nod like
this because they don't want to really tell you because
they don't want to get in trouble. But they're trying
to tell you. Yeah. People tell me, hey, why don't

(02:36):
you wait in a couple of days because this is
going to go on sale. Rather than being but heard
about it, they are looking out for you. I remember
I went to a grocery store and I bought some
juice cleans thing and she says out loud in front
of everyone, this old lady. She's like, honey, there are
easier ways to lose weight than using this stuff. I'm

(02:57):
not gonna sell it to you. You know. My favorite, though,
is when you go to a restaurant and you say, hey,
how are the short ribs? And it happened to me
the other day. The guy said, uh no, don't be
bad ribs. Like I appreciate that. I got judged by
a door dasher who brought me my food. And when
I opened my apartment, he kind of looked inside and
he said, is that all for you? Oh? That's just

(03:18):
for you. I was like, get out of here. It
is taking it for later. The worst is when you
go to the doctor, though, and you step on the
scale and they go, oh, yeah, you got some work
to do. You know, that's not a good thing. It
was one time in the supermarket. I didn't think anything
of it at the time, but the cashier looked at
me crooked because I had a an Elmo mac and

(03:39):
cheese meal, some bud light and d batteries. And I
guess after the fact that just seemed kind of weird.
It is very to catch a predator. How can you
not find it weird as you're doing it? Hey, did
anyone else have any artwork in the room they want
to share? Look at behind Gandhi, you have award winning
stuff behind you. I made this one right here? That

(04:00):
one I did, and then that other, that blue one
I did too. But the girl in the middle is
actually an artist I love. Her name is Tatiana Pobla,
and I found her at a street market in New York.
Turns out she went to my high school in South
Florida and graduated a few years before I did. Crazy. Yeah,
she paint frogs. I will ask her. I haven't seen

(04:21):
a lot of frogs because I got other frogs. It'll
look like it fits. Yeah, you return that yet? Hell? Yeah,
what do you have? He can't hear you Island. There's
an artist he's kind of famous, or the Scott Libato.
He's very political. He's made he's made some headlines. I
think he actually did a portrait of New York City

(04:43):
Mayor Blasio screwing a donkey or something. I remember that.
I think that's what it was anyway, So he definitely
has messages. But he knew that Alex and I were
getting married, and he knows that we love the American flag,
so he did a rainbow. I love that. I remember
seeing that. That's really pretty. Yeah you're not a frog,

(05:04):
but it's nice. It's not a frog skateboard. It's not
loud enough. How many times do you think that that
frog painting was returned? Or at least seven or eight?
You know that when you returned a library book and
it has all the dates the book was taken out,
I would imagine on the back it's got stamps of

(05:25):
all the returns. All right, hey, bro, I mean I
mean straight Nate. Yeah, we're not gonna play but Hurt.
We're gonna play hot Seat. This is something you found
on Brodie's desk when you were looking for a prize
to give away. Or he has all of these unopened games,
these tribute games. You don't have to call those right there,
right Brodie? Yeah, I know I have them there. Occasionally
I've I've brought it up to Elvis and and the

(05:47):
way he reacted to my frog is the way he
sometimes reacts to the games. So, but the one, the
one that you have, Nate, I got right before we
got shut down from you know, the whole pandemic thing,
so that's relatively knew, so I'd be good to play it. Yeah.
I mean the game is played a little differently than
we're going to do it here, but you'll kind of
get the idea. So I'll do like we do the

(06:08):
other game but Hurt, and just go around the room here,
Scotty b oh no, how can I know the answer
to this one? How can somebody push your buttons? Oh
my god, let me count the weights. He is nothing
but a mountain of buttons. Well, I mean, if something's
package drawing it bothers me. If somebody pops button, a

(06:28):
bubble wrap it. Bothers me um brush their tooths in
the shower, puts a label on a box crooked or
slurps that. You know what? That's right up top. Again,
we didn't hear it. Hang on, here we go. It
really goes right through me. There's some commercials we play

(06:49):
where I know they're about to slurp coffee and I'll
turn it down. I can't. Isn't it true? We all
have our little pet peeves. He has more than the
rest of us. Yeah, there's anything else. Want to answer
that question? Uh no, move on another question. All right, Gandhi,
here's as you've written, Oliver. What did you do just
to be cool when you were in middle school? Oh? Oh,

(07:12):
I took a paper clip and I bent it into
a retainer because everybody else had braces and retainers and
I didn't, And I would put it in my mouth
that looked like a retainer. My mom was so mad,
She's like, that's such a choking hazard. Stopped doing that.
It's not that your father and I cannot afford retainers.

(07:32):
You don't need it right now. It's like, all right,
so stupid, alright, Froggy, you just got vanity plates for
your car. What do they say, Oh, uh, big big
Brady lover Yeah, yeah yeah b R d y l

(07:53):
v R Brady Lover Brady lover by. It's probably Brady.
You never know, you never know, but me who in
this zoom room would you have the hardest time living with? Oh? God,
each and every one of them. There's something about all

(08:15):
of us. We have a special set of problems. I
can say three. It would be scary. Scotty B and Brody.
I think we'd make great bedfellows. Exactly the fact that
he said that, and he's told totally oblivious to the fact.
Now I think you're a little too much for me

(08:38):
in the same house, Scotty B. As you know, it's
just I mean, Brody and I would we would do
nothing but fight each other. He would hate everything I said,
and I would hate everything. And he would put up
frogs with skateboards and the frog that would That wouldn't work.
That wouldn't work, the real thing anyway. So there you go.

(09:00):
I give you three points. Okay, So uh they Yeah,
what is your go to story to impress someone you
just met? My go to story? Yeah, I have a radio,
you know, I don't even know I Never. I don't.

(09:21):
I don't feel like I seek to impress people. I
don't know you would at least drop Elvis Durand's name twice. No,
I mean, obviously the radio thing always comes up, but
that's not a story. That's my occupation. Do you like
slightly pull up your Instagram and let people know you've

(09:42):
got the blue checkmark? No? No, no, no, no, that's
all crop you know, I don't really have anything. Did
you see, by the way, not to change the subject,
did you see that people are going to be allowed
to get the blue checkmark on their home soon? So
you know who is verified? It is black mirror if
you haven't seen that mirror? Right, So there's a company

(10:05):
that's making like wooden blue check marks, and if you
have a blue checkmark, then they'll give you one of
these to put on your house. I don't think anybody
actually verifies it, but for looking at your Instagram account
like that. But it's so stupid. Never, I wouldn't even
wear that on a T shirt. No, you are Scotty

(10:25):
b Alright, alright, Garrett, um, what is the strangest thing
you do on a daily basis? I've said it before.
I mean, I do most of my work before I
jump on the computer on the toilet. I don't know what.
That's not as odd anymore, believe it or not. Remember
what Scary used to say he would do that. We

(10:46):
gave him such crap, and now it seems it's like seems,
I don't know, Garrett. Something tells me you do something
so wild that we would never guess about. I don't know.
I do walk around naked a lot with the kids.
That weird on with the kids. No, please, that's not weird,
that's hot with I will never sit on one of
his couches again, but it's good to know that. Are

(11:08):
you tell your computer they're my couches. I can bud
hole whatever I want. There's a song about that, all right, Danielle.
What is something you regret not having done yet in
your life? Oh? Um gosh, performing in Disney World never
too late. I would like to do that one day,

(11:29):
or or being a voice on a Disney movie or
something like the same. That's like, you know, up there
with what stuff opening, we could work to make some
of that stuff happen. I bet that would be awesome. Also,
I would like to open up a boutique and then also, um,
I would like to own a children's entertainment company. How
that clean up those shelves, knights into me, I clean

(11:53):
up the shelves. They're fucking clean the kids who want
to half this ship? What do you want me to do?
Don't put right, don't forget rent again? Remember rent again? Right?
That's another business venture is for me. And it's believe
it or not. But I've seen this person naked that

(12:14):
would be well, not really naked, but Elvis Tiowa, Iowa,
I didn't see you naked. I just helped you get
into a shower. He got naked, well, he had clothes
on when I put him in there, and I'm assuming
he got them off. Then, Nate, I wasn't naked. Starting

(12:35):
to get you know you saw me naked. I know
you saw me because I saw you see me naked.
I don't know if you remember that, which is even
better because I would have rather have seen Elvis his
reaction when he realized that it was standing down. I

(12:55):
was in no shape to form works. Has anybody else
on the show seen and body else naked? I will
tell you that we were doing a fly away at
some Caribbean resort and people saw you in the shower naked. Uh,
I guess, but that's no one that's room. I mean, well, no,
Brody Brodie was commenting on the size of your schlan Brodys.

(13:20):
Maybe it was Brody, maybe maybe the details it was not.
Men't been winking a lot at me, so I don't know.
Condhi and I may have seen each other's boobs at
one point, Yeah, I think probably boobs and butts we've
seen because we get ready together a lot of times
and like change together and been in bed with Froggy.
You've been in bed with me too, But I think
I saw your boobs when you first had your your

(13:41):
boob job. Yeah, I might have. The gay guy always sees.
I have to admit I have seen Scary's privates. He
stands really far away from the urinal, and so I
went to talk to him. Why are you standing following
from the urinal? That's like a game, you know, figure

(14:03):
it out? That wasn't why why oh you? Yeah? Second, bru,
do you never admit this to me in my life?
How's that going to come up a conversation? Hey, Scary,
it's been nine days since I saw you a dick
the anniversary did maybe you weren't meat gazing, but you

(14:28):
saw it out of the corner of your eye, and
you know he was a guy. Penis is before you
actually see if you look straight ahead, like you can see,
you're not gonna because you can see, you can see
things to your side. You know what accidentally if you
don't accidentally see a cock at a urine, thank you, Okay.

(14:48):
I I didn't tilt my head down and look at it.
I just know it was there because I could, you know,
peripherally went back. I like that feeling it was there.
A more explicit version of this conversation on the You're
not You're not gonna talk about your fucking podcast on

(15:08):
this podcast. You stop it. You're you're already you know
you're already number number four, number almost number three, on
the way to number one. You don't need our help.
This is why they can't lift together. By the way,
I'm gonna have Nate asked me a question on the
podcast because I didn't get one here, asked Brody a question.

(15:29):
I went around, Oh, hang on, Oh, I had one
pulled for you. Brody hang on, keeps thinking of all
these things I want to do now, like I want
to start a shoe line, like you think about penis.
I don't want to see Scary's penis. Hang on, I
had it here, It's okay before you look at that.
Speaking of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, I was looking at

(15:51):
the list of all the podcasts that I heard that
are beneath yours. There's a lot of high paid, impressive
people that are nowhere near near where you are on
that right, So then he congratulationinated for an award. Everything
E called it it's it's about the money because because

(16:12):
they don't invest as much money into them, so they
don't they don't promote them, which I think it's it's bullshit. Yeah,
that's not nice, yea. And what's worse, Danielle is scary
and I found out what some of the other podcasts
are making. Oh it's not good. Yeah, let's move on.
That was my question. All right, let's hear what do
you crave but rarely get more money? Thanks for spending

(16:38):
and thanks for spending time with that. Yeah. And of course,
as daniel would tell you sex, yes, he tells us
he never ever again, which is why he asked to
look at my dick in a urinal. I think that's scary.
All of that and more on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

(17:00):
All Right, I guess we're way over time, so it
means tomorrow we can do a shorter version because we
have a credit. We have a credit. All Right, guys,
haven't been the fifteen minute morning Show.