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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?
And here we go. We're bad for vacation. It's our
very first fifty minute morning show podcast of the week.
There's Gandhi, there's Hello, there's Danielle Hello, and uh, there's Nate.
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What do Nate's hair in that shelf behind Danielle have
in common? Noisy? You have no idea what I did
over this vacation. Look at I'm standing up a minute.
It looks good, Danielle. I organized that shelf there? Did you?
Did you get rid of anything? Yeah? They were like,
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do you remember how high that game shelf was? The top? Gandhi?
Remember how high that bear was? Like sitting on top
of it too? And tons of stuff I got rid
of so many I so many donations, bags all right,
and no offense. It's like going to the beach and
leaving with a shovel of sand and the scotty b
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eat What are you eating scotty b leftover chicken and
broccoli from last night? Do you have rice? Do you
have rice? Rice? So my question is if you had
a plate of white rice, what two items would you
put on top? Think that over. I'll get back to you.
In the moment, and there's Garrett in the kitchen and
in the den, the one and only Dave Brody. So
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here we go. You know, there are telltale signs it's
time to uproot and move to another city. Okay, Uh,
maybe you can't afford to live in that city you're
living in anymore, or maybe you have no reason to stay.
Is this you are we talking to you about this? Uh?
You want to go over there's more job opportunities and
things just aren't going right in your life and you
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want to push your reset button. And maybe you can
do that because you don't have a family to take
with you and you're ready to go. So how many
people have actually thought about moving to another city? How
many of you have thought about it? I just did
it two years ago, I know, but you have took
your family with you. I actually I have asked my
husband to move to England several times. Like I've said,
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I think we should up root and go there. I
can still do it. We'll figure it out. I can
do the show from there. Come on, we can do it.
He doesn't want to go because you know, he's been
there and he has more opportunity here. But um, yeah,
I've thought about it. That's where I've thought about going.
What about you? Scary um. Judging from last week's map
of the United States, as far as weather goes, the
only hot spot was South Florida, and I plus I
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know the most people there. I have the biggest network.
I mean, fifteen years in the making, I want to
live there. Okay, well, I'm not talking about where do
you want to live. I'm talking about whether or not
you it's time to go. Oh, I beyond time to go.
But I'm like to the studio. I really would, But
I was talking to my friends. I really should invest
in a property down here and move down here. But
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the problem is my work leaves me here. Don't don't.
Don't stay on our our account. You know, we've learned
you can work from anywhere, so we can set I
don't think I can do this job for this show.
Oh no, you can't. But there's others. Oh my god,
you'll land on your feet anyway. So I bring this up,
and Nate says, you know, funny, you bring it up
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if it's time to move to a new city. He
found a resource that helps you adjust to your your
new talent. You living right? Uh? It's an article about
moving to the like to to a new neighborhood and
especially the suburbs, and it's things that you should be
doing or shouldn't be doing. What do you mean? Okay?
So for instance, um, like if you're walking down the
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street and you don't wave to your new neighbor, that
will piss your new neighbor. Well, absolutely, for sure. Absolutely.
My dad says that all the time we just had
new people move in our in our neighborhood, then I
don't think they're where I live. Is very much what
I call the HIHI are you crowd? Like everybody waves
and everybody says hi. So if you don't, I mean,
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you don't even have to know them when you drive
buy in your car, you better wave or say hello
or something. They don't, and everybody thinks that they're rude,
and I don't think they are. Just think they think
that we're all way too friends. And the thing is
in the whole neighborhood will talk about what an assholes
a new neighbor find that out. I'm just waving at everybody,
including like the FedEx guy, like I don't know if
they're my neighbor. Okay, So that's okay. When you moved
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to a new town, you need to be friendly to
your neighbors and wave and say hi, unless, of course,
and he's talking about the suburbs, because if you moved
to New York City you try to wave at people,
they're going to think your psycho trying to kill them
right where you are the city. Doesn't make sense, alright,
Excessive or insufficient holiday decor They say, you're supposed to
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match your neighbor's level of intensity when it comes to
holiday decorations. Doon't get evicted. Oh yeah, you need to
on my level. Get on my level. No way, I'm not.
I'm not. Then my neighborhood would be like naked at
the end of the day. Okay, alright, it's a good point, though, Okay,
you don't you don't want to stand out like a
sore thumb. Yeah's house, but hey, my house is a
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lovely thumb. During Christmas. This this one, I'm not so
sure about display it ridiculously enormous or numerous American flags.
I don't know. I like the flag out front. I
mean maybe if it's too big, it's ostentation. I have
a flag. Yeah, my boyfriend when he moved into his house,
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he went and got a flag, and he didn't really
think about the dimensions and it was enormous. As soon
as he put it up, he was like, yeah, that's
going back. That looks a little crazy. I don't gratuitous
or not enough shoveling. So you're supposed to shovel your driveway,
your sidewalk, and both sides of your driveway, and then
you're also supposed to shovel out the elderly person across
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the street. Yeah, yeah, you're not supposed to shovel the
driveway of somebody that can do their own shoveling. Who
yeh see. I don't agree with that. I think if
you're all outside and one of you've got a snowblower
and the other ones don't, you can all pitch in
and help each other. I think that's stupid. What if
the neighbors really attractive and she's single, then you should
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then you should go over and offer to shovel out
of dr You should over. The only time it is
acceptable to shove the driveway of the able bodies when
they have a boat pool or other awesome outdoor entertainment area. Okay,
by the way, time time at Brodie's microphone is not
on you. I see you try to talk everyone's will,
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but I don't hear under say anything. I didn't know
that I was gonna say, why is Brodie so quiet?
Like I was wondering why Brodie was so quiet? I
saw to do this, said some funny ship, probably the best. Okay,
what else is on your list? When we moved to
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a new town. This is a new rule we must
follow up. What when you moved to neighborhoods? Okay, trafficking,
trafficking inappropriate or derves. So when you when you go
to like a party or like, uh, you know, you
welcome somebody in the neighborhood, You're not supposed to have
shitty triskets with cheese whiz on them. You're supposed to
put time and effort into it because they'll remember you
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as the person with the shitty or derves or snacks. It.
It is true, like I'm the only one that's gluten
free on my block. So like when people first came
over there like oh here, I'm like, oh thanks, and
then they learned I'm gluten free there, Like why didn't
you say anything? Because I didn't want to be a
dig be like, hey, you can't have that cake you
just gave me. But yeah, it's also says you're not
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supposed to give two nice of snacks because you'll make
them feel bad. What Mr Mr hoity toity with his
canna pay? Um okay, next on the list. I think
this might be the last one. Um oh no, god,
let it last forever. Violation of the distance slash socialization ratio,
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meaning the closer you live to your neighbors, the less
time you want to spend with them and they with you.
So like, really, if you live in a neighborhood where
the houses are really really up against each other, you're
already close. It's been personal time with each other because
you can hear everything the walls. Then yeah, like we
really like the neighbors across the street, but the neighbors
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next door, I'm like to see them all the time.
I've got these people who live next door to me
on one side, and every single fucking time I take
my dog outside, she comes out to talk. I'm like, no,
I don't want to talk right now. I just want
to take my dog out. And sometimes I'm not dressed.
Hold on, does she watch this? No? But like, sometimes
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I'm not dressed. Sometimes I'm like just my box shorts
and I just want to No, she does not know.
She doesn't trust me. Yeah I'm not. I'm not too
crazy about neighbors, but god forbid I ever need one
for an emergency. I don't want to like, hey, can
you help me on my arms falling off? Well, no,
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you never talked to me so far. You traffic bad, brody.
Are you close to your neighbors? Who were they? You
see that you'd be the worst neighbor ever, Like you
have nothing to do with anyone. I said all of this, froggy.
When you said, like all your neighbors, like, hey, how
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you doing? My mic was off. I went, oh, like people,
nobody talks to each other on this block. I'm so lucky.
I don't mind. How are you crowd? I like them?
I mean I said hi to them. But but there
are people that I do look to see if they're
outside before I go outside. Oh, I'm like, oh, they're outside.
We all take we all take care of each other's
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pets when we go on becase, grab each other's mail.
But we always when when the pandemic had started, we
would go outside with chairs and all have like a
little get together, like you know, sociald distance get together
because everyone likes each other. I live in an apartment
building and I could not even point any of my
neighbors out in a lineup, saying I saw two of
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them yesterday. To be honest, your lack of awareness, I
don't think he would recognize us. Yeah, that's true. His
head's always down in the phone. Like I had thyroid cancer, remember,
and it was years and years ago, and we went
through this whole thing. Scary says you had thyroid cancer.
I had to stop it. It was a whole thing
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on the show, like I had no idea, He had
no clue. But it's cancer. It's like she bought a
new pair of shute. She hates scary. Did you know
how to brain aneurism? You know? Are you kidding? But
when I'm sitting a graduate technology, said you of kids,
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Oh listen to me, Danielle. She always used to. She
never said the C words. She just to say thyroid.
So my thyroid, my thyroid C A N C R.
If you're one there. I was out for surgery, do
you remember I was out for surgery and recovery roid
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And I didn't remember putt. I put a pillow in
daniel scary head conversation with a pillow, and I felt
absolutely like dogshit when I finally found out the severity
of what your thyroid is when you going for a
procedure with your thyroid chi scary. It was the kind
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of guy who walked to the door and if you're
behind him, he'll at the door hit you in the head.
He won't hold it for you because he didn't know you.
And I'm not saying you're a bad person, because I
love you, Scary, but you are not very aware of
You're not very aware of other people's lives. Sometimes I'm aloof,
but I'm not inconsiderate on purpose. That is true, that
you're a total sweetheart. You knocked Danielle down to run past, well, then,
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I don't even think that was on purpose. I think
did he knock you down when you had cancer? No?
After the cancer, okay, you know, he thought it was
an emergency and he just like threw me to the wall.
And I I didn't even know Daniel had a nose
job until like years later. I didn't have that while
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I worked. He didn't. No, I didn't before before I
had no clue. I'm sorry, Scary. What Froggy's dogs names
is Rocky and Rex? But you don't remember your sister
Danielle head cancer. I knew something about her thyroid and
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now I know what thyroid cancer is about something, all right.
She was a little upset, didn't We didn't know why.
But now I feel bad I never got you a
gift or something cancer gifts flower. I think the show
send flowers, so don't worry. Okay, we got you covered,
all right. Well, so this turned into this beat the
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ship out of the Scary Show. Sorry, Scar, Just so
you know, I've got a second anneurism that might need
to be operated on, so you'll have another chance to
get it right the second time. I'm kidding. We had
a long conversation about this Instagram Froggy. So you're good, Scary.
Send the flowers to Danielle, because knowing you, you'll do
this big elaborate flower display, even though it's you know,
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years later, I'm always happy for flowers. I knew about Natil.
This is right away. I was right there, thank you,
right there, because he dropped down in front of you
on the floor. And that wasn't three months how are
we doing on time? Frog? We still a minute and
a half. Remember when Greg worked here. You left him
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on a street corner one time when he was having
a problem. That guy played, he played the boy who
cried wolf. He was always done like that. I'm choking,
I'm choking. He almost died and needed to go to
the hospital for apple seeds. And you didn't know that.
Scary did help me out once when we were on
stage and I did get a bloody nose, and he
took one of the Z one hundred shirts and stopped
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my bloody nose, but he did throw it out after that.
We don't want proof, you want d n A. Al right,
So any final thoughts now we're back from vacation. He
got to the rice question. I had to answer. Okay,
never mind, Brody, I'll come back to you a minute.
If you have a plate of white rice, what two
things do you want to put on there? Go froggy um,
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egg and soy sauce that's yeah, gandhi rice. I would
say curry and a vegetable of some sort. Okay, yeah, abouliflower,
you have white rice? What are you putting on it? Oh? God?
Can I see general sos? Chicken. What else you need?
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Two things? Broccoli? Alright, general sos chicken otherwise known as
candied fried chicken. You're still you're gonna stick with your
eggs and so I love it? Nice fried rice? Make
it myself? You scary? What about you know? White? Okay,
white rice? But it becomes fried rice when sushi grade
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tuna and okay, you know you have to fry it
before it's called fried, right, yes, and I will? Okay rice?
Put it in the pan, the soy sauce on the
egg and it ut white rice? What do you want
to put on it? Chicken and water chestnuts? Nice? What
about you? Dave Brodie? How special? Pan? Fried noodles and chicken?
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Tikam sala? Wait? So you're you're putting noodles on rice.
You're putting starch on starch? Yeah, I do that? Okay,
I wouldn't. I knew that, but I don't know his
kids names. Remember Big Night when they serve risotto and
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they wanted spaghetti and bread with it? Right? What right
you Garrett? You have white rice? Steak eggs, steak eggs?
All right? What about you? Elvis? Oh? I want black
beans and planting. Oh yeah, that's good too. I'm so
hungry now lunch. I want some sort of Cuban dish anyway,
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So there you go. I'm glad we can all answer
the question of the day. We should have a question
of the day every day, just a random, mundane question
to day. What would you put on white rice with? Yes,
dessert too. You know, vanilla pudding and cinnamon makes rice pudding. Yeah,
that's delicious last night, not cinnamon about you, but you
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love cinnamon, you love curry. No friends, Scary Gandhi has
made a huge deal at hating cinnamon many times on
our show. I know Daniel hits mayo, but we know
you know I'm a diabetic. Okay, love spices. Goodbye The
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Fifteen Minute Morning Show.