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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Morning Show. Oh, it's the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
It's Thursday, our last fifty minute morning show podcast of
the Let's make it real people. There's Froggy and there's
(00:25):
Scotty b who who broke a tooth today? We'll have
to get to that story. Uh, there's Scary, and there's
Gandhi and Danielle, and there's Straight and Eate, and there's
Garrett and of course there's Brody in the den with
his dog Drew. Hello, So Scotty will start with you
our lead story of the day, person news. Now, what
(00:48):
did you do? What happened? I was chewing gum and
all of a sudden I felt a little bit sensitive
on the left side of my mouth. And then in
the gum was a hard chunk, and I was like,
what the hell? And this I don't know if you
can see them between my fingers, but he's too fell Okay,
that is bigger than it looks in the picture you
sent us. Yeah, and now there's a jagged chunk cutting
into my cheek. Okay, but wait, what hard chunk isn't gum?
(01:10):
Let's go back to that's my tooth. Tooth. Oh, so
the gum knocked your toothousand came out, so so obviously
that tooth was about to go anyway. And yeah, well,
I'm sure my dentist told me to stop chewing gum
about a year or two ago, but I choose multiple
pieces of gum every day. Sty dentist who said it
(01:30):
was fine, Yes, exactly, My favorite was. I said, hey, Scotty,
so did you call the dentist. I don't know how
to do that. I left it up to my wife.
But I don't know how to pick up the phone
and call the dentist and making appointment. He's like, nope,
I'm not even sure what her name is. What I am? No,
we call her doctor Jen, but I'm not sure what
(01:51):
her last name is. Why do you call your wife
doctor Jed weird? Awkward? Yes, yes, bro, Speaking of going
to the dentist. How many months has it been since
this cracked wisdom tooth in my head has been giving
me trouble? Still haven't addressed this thing. I'm nervous mine
(02:13):
turned into an emergency. I ignored mine for so long
and I want to have I wind up having emergency surgery.
So you do not. The pain was so unbearable. You
do not want that? Like, are they going to put
a new tooth in my mouth? Or can they fix it?
They'll probably fix it. Cap crown that one. Yeah? Is
it gonna hurt thee? I need to be put out.
(02:35):
I need to be sleeping. I can't deal with any
of this. Nothing gas can and you good local anesthetic.
That's it, sweat. I saw a guy who to have
his left bowler removed, and by mistake, they removed his arm.
This is my right arm. I don't care. I need
the left one's all right, Okay, so let's play a
(03:02):
little game. There's what nine of us here today. Let's
play who on your show? Okay, all right, and let's
discuss here we go, who on our show would be
the creepy adult at a high school party. Scotty B
(03:22):
I'm a close second, would be second. Scotty would be
at the school party because he's chaperoning his daughters. You'd
be there because you don't have You don't have daughters,
so it's kind of going to be there. It's kind
of like how I felt when I went to the
roller rink by myself about two years ago. How did
I get tagged as a pet petal Peto, Say you're
(03:45):
a peto. We just said you're most likely all right?
Who on our show would most likely stalk their ex?
Scotty if I watched them all on Facebook? But I'm
not going to stalk him. I'm gonna be honest. I
think it's Gandhi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really
stock any of them. They're not that entertaining. They'll hate
(04:06):
me anyway. To be fair, there have been times on
the show you would say, hey, I was looking up
an extra other day online, and they weren't. You do
say that? No, I can't look him up. I'm blocked
by all of them. But I do have friends. Yeah,
we have a former co worker who used to drive
by all his ex his houses all the time. Really,
h yeah, yeah, Gregg, oh god, that's oh my god.
(04:30):
I can't believe you air a who on our show
would most likely pay for Instagram followers? Scary, scary, scary.
Maybe Garrett. I could see Garrett doing it too, Garrett.
You know, if times call for it, why not, you know,
Survival of the Fittest. I mean, I don't think anyone here,
(04:53):
but I would never do that. Back in the Okay,
let me ask you guys a question, back in the
early days, you know, going online through social media where
you could start to buy followers. Who did because I
know one of you did? Oh? Who did? Who did?
Wasn't me? Let me? I'm too cheap. I want to
(05:14):
know who did it. I'm gonna sit on that for
a while. Who on our show? Who on our show?
Would eat someone else's food from the employee refrigerator? Scary?
Scary only if it's there for like three or four
because you've done it before. You've freaking going to my desk.
Can steal more food than anyone. I know. One thing
I know, I can't do it like it's yours. If
(05:36):
it's perishable and I'm gonna go in the garbage, is
gonna go in my mouth? First? Well, okay, we can eliminate.
Garrett won't do it because he can't eat. You know,
he's a diabetic and he glue. Yeah, And Brodie wouldn't
do it because he most food leftovers have green things
and right vegetables. Froggy's not in the room, So I mean,
I would think maybe Nate would venture into the refrigerator.
(05:59):
See you, maybe if it was. It depends on who's
it was, okay, because Scotty b Now has influenced me
that people, uh, you know, do things to their food.
So I'm concerned that if I eat something, the food
has been adulterate. And yeah, nobody crams their dick in
(06:20):
their food, and everybody does. Everyone puts their dick in
the potatoes. Do you do you truly think people are
sticking their dick in people's food. I do think it's
a strong possibility. Why explain to me how, why would
(06:40):
explain the scenario like disrunt I mean disgruntled people do
it like definitely in restaurants. People have put their dicks
and things and they go watch this and they all
gather around and watch the guy eating. They laugh. Have
you ever worked at a restaurant. It's very difficult to
do that. I worked at a restaurant. There was chance
for someone to stick their dick. Yes, I couldn't stick
my winger at any potato, and they had holes. I
(07:04):
baked bagels, So what did you do to the whole
I'm not fucking the bagel, Scotty. I love how he
says he's not going to say, and it's obvious what
he was doing with it. It's a bagel. You put
a bagel around your penis? Who on our show would
(07:28):
be most likely to annoy a waiter or waitress at
a restaurants down sometimes and plans it? Let's see, I'm
still waiting for a Froggy want to show up because
Froggy is even keeled, all right? Who on our show
would be most likely to throw up in public? Several
(07:53):
times's grave site in the Bahamas. That was because like
a migraine. It was a terrible migraine. But I threw
up at the bus stop in England and the whole
bottle of wine right there. That don't remember no way.
Did you talk about what happened in the Bahamas? Did you? Yeah?
That was a smith's Yeah, And it's so funny com
on her grave right because we were going there, I
(08:15):
had a horrible migraine. I was in the car with
Froggy and Carolina who used to work with me. Carolina
had a bag of candy. She was like, just throwpping
my bag of candy. She gives it here back of candy.
We never made it to the grave because I was
so sick. I thought you threw up on the grade,
Thank god. On our show is most likely to get
arrested for public intoxication. You might get detained. You wouldn't
(08:43):
be who I am? I don't. Al would never pulled
the do you know who I am? No? He would
say you better know who I ever. I have never
played that car because they just no they I'm sorry it.
Almos would never do it, but nothing would be funnier
than a drunk almost glade? Do you know I have?
(09:06):
Wouldn't do it, but I would love to watch it.
I would never ever do that. Who on our show
would get caught with dirty movies on their computer? He
probably hasn't there right now on DVD and VHS. There's
nothing wrong with it. He's got caught. Don't. By the way,
Scotty b is not watching us. He's watching dirty movies.
(09:31):
It's just a chatter base, baby, Scotty. When's the last
time you went to chatter bait? Yesterday? On a way
to work? All right? Just to pay for it? I
just want you to want who pays? Let somebody pay?
I mean, don't you pay for who pays? Well? How
do they people tip them? But let other people tip?
(09:53):
I just watch I love that Scotty does all this
stuff and then wonders how his his identity was sold
on the dark web. It's trouble. Who on our show
would show their their tips for Marty craw Beads. I
would not. He's got that side of her that she
(10:16):
never showed us. You do it for money, graw Beads.
All right? Potentially, who on our show have video go viral?
Has video gone viral for all the wrong reasons? Um?
Who has had the video gune viral for all the
wrong reason? Elvis? What weren't you in New Orleans doing
something that's there's no video of that video? Elvis, didn't
(10:43):
you do it like a fashion show? And was Bill
night that like tripped and you were walking behind him
or something and it was on TMZ could have been,
but he wasn't really my video. That was Bill Nye's
video where he tripped. And when I when I did
nasty things on the streets in New York, there was
no internet back then, so there's no viral viral back then,
(11:04):
we're porn stores. I thought there was a video of that.
There was, there was, but there was no internet. We're
talking videos they've gone viral? How can you go viral
without social media. Answer the question, Nate, there was a
trophy to document the success. However, there was no viral
video that was back in high school. Shut up, all right,
(11:25):
So do you have any other questions? Like who most
likely would on this show? Anyone? Who's most likely to
murder someone? It's not going to be me, Yes it is.
You asked the question. Why would you ask that question?
I'm trying to throw us off, not counting you. What
are you saying? Not counting me? Yeah, the rest of
the rest of you? Who would be the most likely
(11:45):
to murder? If you ask nicely, I would do it,
like like if it was so important to you, like, yes,
I would do it for him. I don't say that.
Let's say just don't even pretend what you just don't know.
Somehow murdered someone and you needed to clean up the evidence.
Who in this room would you call to help you
get rid of the You would call Scary because he
(12:09):
doesn't remember anything and nothing matters to him and he
doesn't have a conscience. Right, really, call Froggy, I call Froggy,
Call Froggy Scary or Nate. Yeah, I would call him. Thanks,
I would definitely help. No, I'll turn in your almost
(12:29):
all of you almost. So the question is who would
you not call? Maybe I wouldn't call Scotty Eater either,
because he puke everywhere. He leave DNA evidence terrible. Yeah,
it might be good if Scotty goes, because then the
DNA evidence leads back to Scott's gonna say by the
end of Scotty being there, he's the murderer because he's
thrown up all over everybody. I think Elvis would wouldn't
(12:52):
say anything, but you'd be like, I'm not doing that.
I would call someone, have someone show up. There are
companies that do that, that come up and clean everything. Yes,
we know them. I have a question. Who on the
show do you think would be most likely to ditch
us for another show? Me? Damn you, I think would
(13:17):
Oh it's twenty three years. Where am I going? Would
be the most likely to leave? She's left a bunch
of shows. Rude, I just got going anywhere. Well, I
don't want you to leave, but at least I think
it's changed. I think there's a chance Froggy would go
to another show if it's a country music they offered
him a country music or a sports show. He's gone
(13:39):
like Gandhi wouldn't go is because she's been to other
shows like me, and she knows how great it is here,
my dead body assholes, I know exactly how bad it
can be. And trust me, this is fucking paradise. The
grass is always greener, it is. It's very green over here.
Every week it was rocks and balls. There was no
(14:01):
grass desert. That's why Gandhi came to our show. We've
got lots of grass. All right, Well, how are you
doing on time there? Frog? We are thirty seconds away
from being done. Mr. During who was besides Danielle, who's
the most likely to shoplift? Yeah, I'll still sell again.
(14:29):
I would on accident. It's not on purpose shoplifting. It's accidental.
I would do it if you ask nicely, you stop.
I would say that made me brody. But he would
announce it, so it wasn't like a shoplift, like when
he was like, I'm taking this soda were good and
then walked out with yea shoplifting you think sifting? All right, Well,
(14:54):
we gotta get out of here, have a great weekend,
and I guess for back Monday with another fifty nine. Huh.
The fifteen minute morning showm
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Morning Show. Oh, it's the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
It's Thursday, our last fifty minute morning show podcast of
the Let's make it real people. There's Froggy and there's
(00:25):
Scotty b who who broke a tooth today? We'll have
to get to that story. Uh, there's Scary, and there's
Gandhi and Danielle, and there's Straight and Eate, and there's
Garrett and of course there's Brody in the den with
his dog Drew. Hello, So Scotty will start with you
our lead story of the day, person news. Now, what
(00:48):
did you do? What happened? I was chewing gum and
all of a sudden I felt a little bit sensitive
on the left side of my mouth. And then in
the gum was a hard chunk, and I was like,
what the hell? And this I don't know if you
can see them between my fingers, but he's too fell Okay,
that is bigger than it looks in the picture you
sent us. Yeah, and now there's a jagged chunk cutting
into my cheek. Okay, but wait, what hard chunk isn't gum?
(01:10):
Let's go back to that's my tooth. Tooth. Oh, so
the gum knocked your toothousand came out, so so obviously
that tooth was about to go anyway. And yeah, well,
I'm sure my dentist told me to stop chewing gum
about a year or two ago, but I choose multiple
pieces of gum every day. Sty dentist who said it
(01:30):
was fine, Yes, exactly, My favorite was. I said, hey, Scotty,
so did you call the dentist. I don't know how
to do that. I left it up to my wife.
But I don't know how to pick up the phone
and call the dentist and making appointment. He's like, nope,
I'm not even sure what her name is. What I am? No,
we call her doctor Jen, but I'm not sure what
(01:51):
her last name is. Why do you call your wife
doctor Jed weird? Awkward? Yes, yes, bro, Speaking of going
to the dentist. How many months has it been since
this cracked wisdom tooth in my head has been giving
me trouble? Still haven't addressed this thing. I'm nervous mine
(02:13):
turned into an emergency. I ignored mine for so long
and I want to have I wind up having emergency surgery.
So you do not. The pain was so unbearable. You
do not want that? Like, are they going to put
a new tooth in my mouth? Or can they fix it?
They'll probably fix it. Cap crown that one. Yeah? Is
it gonna hurt thee? I need to be put out.
(02:35):
I need to be sleeping. I can't deal with any
of this. Nothing gas can and you good local anesthetic.
That's it, sweat. I saw a guy who to have
his left bowler removed, and by mistake, they removed his arm.
This is my right arm. I don't care. I need
the left one's all right, Okay, so let's play a
(03:02):
little game. There's what nine of us here today. Let's
play who on your show? Okay, all right, and let's
discuss here we go, who on our show would be
the creepy adult at a high school party. Scotty B
(03:22):
I'm a close second, would be second. Scotty would be
at the school party because he's chaperoning his daughters. You'd
be there because you don't have You don't have daughters,
so it's kind of going to be there. It's kind
of like how I felt when I went to the
roller rink by myself about two years ago. How did
I get tagged as a pet petal Peto, Say you're
(03:45):
a peto. We just said you're most likely all right?
Who on our show would most likely stalk their ex?
Scotty if I watched them all on Facebook? But I'm
not going to stalk him. I'm gonna be honest. I
think it's Gandhi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really
stock any of them. They're not that entertaining. They'll hate
(04:06):
me anyway. To be fair, there have been times on
the show you would say, hey, I was looking up
an extra other day online, and they weren't. You do
say that? No, I can't look him up. I'm blocked
by all of them. But I do have friends. Yeah,
we have a former co worker who used to drive
by all his ex his houses all the time. Really,
h yeah, yeah, Gregg, oh god, that's oh my god.
(04:30):
I can't believe you air a who on our show
would most likely pay for Instagram followers? Scary, scary, scary.
Maybe Garrett. I could see Garrett doing it too, Garrett.
You know, if times call for it, why not, you know,
Survival of the Fittest. I mean, I don't think anyone here,
(04:53):
but I would never do that. Back in the Okay,
let me ask you guys a question, back in the
early days, you know, going online through social media where
you could start to buy followers. Who did because I
know one of you did? Oh? Who did? Who did?
Wasn't me? Let me? I'm too cheap. I want to
(05:14):
know who did it. I'm gonna sit on that for
a while. Who on our show? Who on our show?
Would eat someone else's food from the employee refrigerator? Scary?
Scary only if it's there for like three or four
because you've done it before. You've freaking going to my desk.
Can steal more food than anyone. I know. One thing
I know, I can't do it like it's yours. If
(05:36):
it's perishable and I'm gonna go in the garbage, is
gonna go in my mouth? First? Well, okay, we can eliminate.
Garrett won't do it because he can't eat. You know,
he's a diabetic and he glue. Yeah, And Brodie wouldn't
do it because he most food leftovers have green things
and right vegetables. Froggy's not in the room, So I mean,
I would think maybe Nate would venture into the refrigerator.
(05:59):
See you, maybe if it was. It depends on who's
it was, okay, because Scotty b Now has influenced me
that people, uh, you know, do things to their food.
So I'm concerned that if I eat something, the food
has been adulterate. And yeah, nobody crams their dick in
(06:20):
their food, and everybody does. Everyone puts their dick in
the potatoes. Do you do you truly think people are
sticking their dick in people's food. I do think it's
a strong possibility. Why explain to me how, why would
(06:40):
explain the scenario like disrunt I mean disgruntled people do
it like definitely in restaurants. People have put their dicks
and things and they go watch this and they all
gather around and watch the guy eating. They laugh. Have
you ever worked at a restaurant. It's very difficult to
do that. I worked at a restaurant. There was chance
for someone to stick their dick. Yes, I couldn't stick
my winger at any potato, and they had holes. I
(07:04):
baked bagels, So what did you do to the whole
I'm not fucking the bagel, Scotty. I love how he
says he's not going to say, and it's obvious what
he was doing with it. It's a bagel. You put
a bagel around your penis? Who on our show would
(07:28):
be most likely to annoy a waiter or waitress at
a restaurants down sometimes and plans it? Let's see, I'm
still waiting for a Froggy want to show up because
Froggy is even keeled, all right? Who on our show
would be most likely to throw up in public? Several
(07:53):
times's grave site in the Bahamas. That was because like
a migraine. It was a terrible migraine. But I threw
up at the bus stop in England and the whole
bottle of wine right there. That don't remember no way.
Did you talk about what happened in the Bahamas? Did you? Yeah?
That was a smith's Yeah, And it's so funny com
on her grave right because we were going there, I
(08:15):
had a horrible migraine. I was in the car with
Froggy and Carolina who used to work with me. Carolina
had a bag of candy. She was like, just throwpping
my bag of candy. She gives it here back of candy.
We never made it to the grave because I was
so sick. I thought you threw up on the grade,
Thank god. On our show is most likely to get
arrested for public intoxication. You might get detained. You wouldn't
(08:43):
be who I am? I don't. Al would never pulled
the do you know who I am? No? He would
say you better know who I ever. I have never
played that car because they just no they I'm sorry it.
Almos would never do it, but nothing would be funnier
than a drunk almost glade? Do you know I have?
(09:06):
Wouldn't do it, but I would love to watch it.
I would never ever do that. Who on our show
would get caught with dirty movies on their computer? He
probably hasn't there right now on DVD and VHS. There's
nothing wrong with it. He's got caught. Don't. By the way,
Scotty b is not watching us. He's watching dirty movies.
(09:31):
It's just a chatter base, baby, Scotty. When's the last
time you went to chatter bait? Yesterday? On a way
to work? All right? Just to pay for it? I
just want you to want who pays? Let somebody pay?
I mean, don't you pay for who pays? Well? How
do they people tip them? But let other people tip?
(09:53):
I just watch I love that Scotty does all this
stuff and then wonders how his his identity was sold
on the dark web. It's trouble. Who on our show
would show their their tips for Marty craw Beads. I
would not. He's got that side of her that she
(10:16):
never showed us. You do it for money, graw Beads.
All right? Potentially, who on our show have video go viral?
Has video gone viral for all the wrong reasons? Um?
Who has had the video gune viral for all the
wrong reason? Elvis? What weren't you in New Orleans doing
something that's there's no video of that video? Elvis, didn't
(10:43):
you do it like a fashion show? And was Bill
night that like tripped and you were walking behind him
or something and it was on TMZ could have been,
but he wasn't really my video. That was Bill Nye's
video where he tripped. And when I when I did
nasty things on the streets in New York, there was
no internet back then, so there's no viral viral back then,
(11:04):
we're porn stores. I thought there was a video of that.
There was, there was, but there was no internet. We're
talking videos they've gone viral? How can you go viral
without social media. Answer the question, Nate, there was a
trophy to document the success. However, there was no viral
video that was back in high school. Shut up, all right,
(11:25):
So do you have any other questions? Like who most
likely would on this show? Anyone? Who's most likely to
murder someone? It's not going to be me, Yes it is.
You asked the question. Why would you ask that question?
I'm trying to throw us off, not counting you. What
are you saying? Not counting me? Yeah, the rest of
the rest of you? Who would be the most likely
(11:45):
to murder? If you ask nicely, I would do it,
like like if it was so important to you, like, yes,
I would do it for him. I don't say that.
Let's say just don't even pretend what you just don't know.
Somehow murdered someone and you needed to clean up the evidence.
Who in this room would you call to help you
get rid of the You would call Scary because he
(12:09):
doesn't remember anything and nothing matters to him and he
doesn't have a conscience. Right, really, call Froggy, I call Froggy,
Call Froggy Scary or Nate. Yeah, I would call him. Thanks,
I would definitely help. No, I'll turn in your almost
(12:29):
all of you almost. So the question is who would
you not call? Maybe I wouldn't call Scotty Eater either,
because he puke everywhere. He leave DNA evidence terrible. Yeah,
it might be good if Scotty goes, because then the
DNA evidence leads back to Scott's gonna say by the
end of Scotty being there, he's the murderer because he's
thrown up all over everybody. I think Elvis would wouldn't
(12:52):
say anything, but you'd be like, I'm not doing that.
I would call someone, have someone show up. There are
companies that do that, that come up and clean everything. Yes,
we know them. I have a question. Who on the
show do you think would be most likely to ditch
us for another show? Me? Damn you, I think would
(13:17):
Oh it's twenty three years. Where am I going? Would
be the most likely to leave? She's left a bunch
of shows. Rude, I just got going anywhere. Well, I
don't want you to leave, but at least I think
it's changed. I think there's a chance Froggy would go
to another show if it's a country music they offered
him a country music or a sports show. He's gone
(13:39):
like Gandhi wouldn't go is because she's been to other
shows like me, and she knows how great it is here,
my dead body assholes, I know exactly how bad it
can be. And trust me, this is fucking paradise. The
grass is always greener, it is. It's very green over here.
Every week it was rocks and balls. There was no
(14:01):
grass desert. That's why Gandhi came to our show. We've
got lots of grass. All right, Well, how are you
doing on time there? Frog? We are thirty seconds away
from being done. Mr. During who was besides Danielle, who's
the most likely to shoplift? Yeah, I'll still sell again.
(14:29):
I would on accident. It's not on purpose shoplifting. It's accidental.
I would do it if you ask nicely, you stop.
I would say that made me brody. But he would
announce it, so it wasn't like a shoplift, like when
he was like, I'm taking this soda were good and
then walked out with yea shoplifting you think sifting? All right, Well,
(14:54):
we gotta get out of here, have a great weekend,
and I guess for back Monday with another fifty nine. Huh.
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