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What would you talk about on your on your podcast
morning show. Welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
Here are my new Drew House crocs from from Justin Bieber.
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So now you I love those little gibblets or gibbets
whatever the hell like gibbets, gimps. I think they're gip. Also,
he sent me some Drew House socks because you have
to wear white knee socks or ankle socks with your
crocs and crocks. Anyway, thank you Justin. It's awesome. Hey,
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so we're all here. There's Froggy who had just he
actually was looking forward to getting out of the weekend
and back to the week because he's such a bad weekend.
Here's Gandhi, and there's Danielle, and there's Gotti. B Uh,
there's Scary, there's Straight and Nate who looks like he
smells but he does sometimes we know that you do.
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And there's Garrett, and there's Uh. There's Dave Brody in
the den. Hi, Dave Brody in the den. Hello, Elvis
Duran in the house. Yes, you know what I mean.
If you're watching this, you'll you'll see what my my
issue is behind me. I have this what's called a
step and repeat? It's just it's his cardboard panels. Actually,
but these little black rivets, I need to color them
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in with a white sharpie. So I'm gonna do that
while you guys have a fifteen. Do we think this
will work? Yeah? I think so. Okay, I did it below. Okay, No,
see if I do one, have to do all of them,
and I don't feel like doing a lot of work today.
Can just do one? I want to see how good
it looks. Just do one? To do one of them? Okay,
what's that the name? We explain what a step and
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repeat is? Go ahead, Well I don't I don't mean,
I don't know that. You see you see the out
on red carpets, like for for movie premiers. So it's
when the celebrities get out of their limos and they
stand in front of this wall that's normally sponsored by
a drink or Mercedes, like for Elvis, and the photographers
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all the paparazzi go hey, look, that's why you look
this way. They take a photo and then it ends
up online and then you see that's what you see.
And you want to know why it's called step and repeat?
Why I just looked it up because I was like,
why the hell is it? Call that says the first
is the action of having talents step onto the red carpet,
pose for the photographers, and leave while the next person
follows and repeats the project. That is not true. I
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heard the logo. I heard the logo is a step
like a staircase and repeat like so see how it's
diagonal with the Elvis de Rancho logo followed by Mercedes.
I heard it was Danielle's. Yeah, that was then somebody, somebody.
Then I'm today years old when I find out that
that's vicious, vicious argument here on the step and annoying.
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When these stepping repeats make it on some TV show
and they blur out the logo, you could still tell
it's Mercedes because of the you know, the logo, but
they blur it out so they don't get a little
extra free advertising. It's Knox. Like on a TV show
when you see a tide bottle, they blur the logo.
You know it's tied. It's freaking orange. You know. Sometimes
you'll see a celebrity in front of our iHeart logos
that one of our events and there and they'll just
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leave it. There's I heeart logos all over behind. You
see it a lot with Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber
or any of those people. Yes, And every once in
a while we'll have a guest commentator show and they'll
have the Elvis Dran logo behind them, and then they're like, arrested.
What was the latest one? Wasn't it, uh Carl Lentz
or something? Yeah, Yeah, he wasn't arrested, wasn't He wasn't
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not arrested. None, wasn't arrested. No. But these these step
and repeat logos, they they show up all the time
around the world. And so when you know, if you
need a photo of a celebrity, look there's a photo
of them while they were on our show. It's genius
color and color one. I want to see if it works, No,
because I know, but you can go all for you
can just here. I just want to say how good
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it works? Like it's going to be so satisfying if
it works. By the way, I looked up on Wikipedia
and it looks like they're leaning towards my definition. I
looked it up and it says both are acceptable. Both
are accept Put your head and do do Picasso's friends
sat around watching him paint. Okay, do you have white out?
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You can just clean over like a mailing label and
just cut a circle on the mailing label, just put
it over top of it. I think that's where I'm
going to go. So I just I just you know,
since we were talking about step and repeat, why it's
called that, I googled why are things called what they are?
And there's this article on playbuzz dot com day are
Why are jars used to hold loose change in money
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called piggy banks? Does anybody want to tell us banks?
It's derived from an earthenware vessel known to ancients as
pig pots p y g potts. How about that? M
not really interesting. I would have gotten that wrong on Jeopardy,
like I definitely would have gotten the wrong one. They
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made banks that look like pigs because of the jar. Well,
I guess that's what people just started to call them
piggy banks and used a pig because of the well,
do you know salary Where the word salary comes from,
sal is salt in Latin. And they used to receive
part of their pay in salt because it was a
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very precious. Come on, shut how about that? How are
we you scary? Oh? I just want to wring your neck. Yeah,
the expression has got to go. Well, I want to
tell you something I did, and I think you'll appreciate this.
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You know, in this world where we all like to
be right, you know what I'm saying. Um, I'm starting
to do this thing where if I know that someone
says something that's not correct, I'll leave it alone. Wow,
you should teach Brody's that And that's an observation, that's
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an observational behavior. We've had conversations about it, and he
knows that he's got to correct someone. He goes took
every muscle And I think there are other people on
this chat that also do that and did it on
air today very hard. I think a lot of us
a guilty of that. Well, you know what, So I
saw a video online. It's it's going viral. I don't
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know if you've seen a newswoman. She takes a shot
at a basketball hoop. It goes around the rim, and
while it's going around the rim, she thinks it's going in.
So she turns around. The producer next to her stays
and sees it not go in. And she's like, yeah,
I made it, and he high fives were congratulates her.
He never tells her didn't go in, And so I'm like,
that guy's being a nice guy, Like he didn't want
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to go he wants to have sex with her. I
think she's ugly. It's it's somewhat natural to if someone
says something that's not correct, to correct them. It's just
but sometimes you can leave it. It just depends on
what it is. Pick you pick and choose, Like what
does it really matter? Am I really going to going
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to save a life if I correct them? Or can
we just move on? Yeah? But if it's your kids,
like I'll correct my my daughter if she writes you're
the wrong way, I'm gonna tell her. I don't know,
but I'll also tell you, all right. So that's just
let you know. I'm just trying to grow up a
little now that i'm you know, approaching however old I am.
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It's okay to let other people win. It's okay. Yes,
I would like to say, in regards to Scary, I've
gotten much better at not correcting people and pointing it out.
In fact, on a phone call yesterday with Scary, he said,
me and my girlfriend Robin three times, and I didn't
say anything to him that was poor grammar. See how
impressed I am until we were in the room where
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everyone's going to I'm just saying I'm not correcting him.
That has been festering away, and you finally got it out. Like,
I'm just very proud of myself for not correcting him
every time he said me and Robin, But you just did.
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I pointed out that he said it. I didn't tell
him he was wrong. You did. If you're watching this
on our Instagram, here's the basketball shot. Watch he misses
it and the guy watch this yeah, and he's like, yeah, yeah,
I think he too. I think he won't thought it
went into it goes literally. Did you see what I
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posted on my Instagram story yesterday? It says, choose being
kind over being right, and you'll be right every time.
There you go. Kind was not correcting. It's difficult. But no,
but you've corrected him four times. I haven't corrected him.
I pointed out how I didn't correct it right, how
you didn't correct him. It's correct, Okay, Elvis, You're right, Elvis.
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One of your friends, for example, post something on Instagram
and instead of no, they use K N O W
instead of n oh. Do you tell them? You tell
them and then you seem like that guy, or do
you just let them look like an idiot? I know
I would tell them because because you know people are
going to call them out, so you're like, look, before
people start calling you out on this, just correct them.
More embarrassing than others. I think, I know, for instance,
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everyone that's on this podcast, everyone that's in this room.
If you use the wrong wrong, no, the wrong your
we know you're smarter, You're you're smart and it was
a mistake. You didn't do it because you just don't know.
And so people make mistakes all the time. That's that's
just natural. You make mistakes, but pointing them out all
the time. I once posted that it was the wrong
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day of the week and Froggy he texts me, hey,
are you wasted? Because she she posted Sunday Funday on
Saturday morning. I'm like, Danielle, you know it's Saturday. She
said Merry Christmas, and I just let it go. And
I didn't want to be a Danielle was not about
it was that was nice no, no, and I was laughing.
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I'm like, oh, thanks, beforing that out. I was just
guilty on the text messaging. I'll admit it. Someone just
texted in why does Nate wine when he speaks? But
they spelled at w I NY So I wrote them
back that it's w h I n E. I have
to defend Nate dramatically anyway. But a lot of mistakes
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nowadays are because of voiced to text, you know, people
not going back and correcting it. That's that's happens a lot.
Because do you remember when Greg we were talking, he
thought the word nowadays was now in days. He was
today years old. But this is hard to have you
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guys seen the video with christ To Stephano, a friend
of our show, comedian with Sal from The Impractical Jokers,
and he's talking about his kids and how he packs
up there lunch every day in tubberware. Would it be tubberware?
And Sal says, did you just say tubb aware? And
the guy's like, yeah, my whole life? Why he says,
because it's tub aware and he's my it's a great clip.
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He's like, what are you talking about tubberware? He's convinced
it's tub aware. I was arguing with an employee the
other day here and they wrote in an email they
spelled out for all intensive I N T E S
I V intensive purposes. I ended the argument. I'm like,
never mind, I'm done. It's intensive and it's not it's
intense and purposes number two, I'm like, I'm not arguing
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with you. Look, you could be a scholar. You could
be a very very very learned individual and still have
that one thing that you've been getting wrong your entire
life right and no one ever corrects you, or you
somehow get through years and years of life without ever
learning the real way to say that word. There's been
a few of those. For me. It happens the same
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your opinion of a person if they do it over
and over again, Like if you see a friend and
they use your or you're wrong all the time, you
go like they're not as smart as I thought they
were a little bit. Alex has one Alex, can you
hear me? So Alex, He's he calls it ashphalt asphalt.
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I'm like, what it's it's asphalt. I got a question
for you. Then, I'm trying to have a conversation. Scary
look at him, He's looking at his phone, not at
the screen, and I'm like, it's it's you know, it's
an asphalt, right. He's like, no, it's not. It is
it's asphalt, it's hot, it's ashes. Is that what he said?
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I don't know. He's like, oh my god, my entire life,
I've been saying it wrong. So does that change your
opinion of him at all? Okay, okay, yes, scary. My
question to you specifically, Elvis, is what has changed in
your life that you've made this adjust it where you
let masshole to everyone. Yeah, you just let people like
make their mistake and not correct them. Like what it's just?
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Was it a moment? Is it's something an epiphany? The
question is, why why am I doing it? If you
want to correct everyone? What's gonna come out of it?
If it's if someone's on the show says something and
it's a mistake and it needs to be corrected because
it changes the entire story or whatever, that's fine. Maybe
we should bring it up and maybe we should correct them.
But if it really isn't gonna matter if you correct
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them or not, what's the point. Why Why do I
want to make people cry people for like crap? That's cool,
that's fair enough. I like that answer, okay, Elvis. Does
Alex say ex espresso or espresso? No, he says espresso,
correct because a lot of people from where he and
I are from, Staten Island say espresso. A lot of
people everywhere they think it's expresso because it's it's express,
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it's fast. It's not it's espresso. But I think you
know it's It's a common mistake, right. Yeah. My girlfriend
Karen says kindergarten. Can I never and I never want
to collect her because it sounds so cute when she says,
you know, in kindergarten, And I'm like, what, like, k
I n d y garden? Kindergarten? So if you correct her,
what does it change? I mean exactly, it sounds cuter
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the way she says in anyway, I think my three
year old says daper, and I'm trying to correct her
to say diaper. It's a diaper. She's three. Well, I
say some words wrong, but I know they're wrong, so
I say it wrong just because I like the way
it sounds better. Like I don't call it a pumpkin.
I call the punkin because I like the way punkin sounds.
It just sounds cuter. I like the I want to
I'm much more attracted to a punk And now you
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can't laugh at you're attracted to a punkin punking. You
want to come over deep by punkin. I've been told
by straight naight that we're out of time. Oh yeah
we are. We have ten seconds left. You say it's froggy.
That tells us we're out of time. Means Nate's not
interested in our conversation. He doesn't like Punkins. The fact
that he calls him, he calls him Reese's pecs. They
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belong to the Reese's pieces. Nobody we eat them. That
they're called Reese's pieces, like somebody's eating them. Fifty seem
they seemed to be doing okay in business with everything.
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