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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Show. I don't get it. I'm listening, Scary.
Introduce everybody because I don't want to start talking now.
So Brodie's here along with Garrett and Danielle and Nate
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and I'm Scary and Elvis will be in shortly. What's up?
I understand if you if you spend money on a
on a jacket or a nice shirt, you know, some
kind of clothing like a scarf, you know, a fancy scarf.
If you spend a lot of money on sneakers, you're
walking in the street with them, You're scuffing them up,
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You're stepping in poop. You know you can't keep them nice.
You can wear what once around the house, once on
a on a cruise ship with no sidewalks. I over
heard Danielle talking about expensive sneakers. You're walking in the
street and puddles. Yeah, but if you're a sneaker head
or you love shoes or sneakers, that doesn't matter. You
find a way to clean them. There's ways to clean them.
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Mr clean Magic Eracer does a lot. But you wear
them out on the bottom and they're not meant to
be worn on a everyday basis. They're meant for just
like you you wear a suit or a dress on
a special occasion. You go to a party, you go
to your friend's house. It's not like, hey, I'm going
out to the store. Let me throw my pack them
in the trunk and then put them on when you
get to the party. Pretty much. Yeah, is that okay?
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That's the thing you Okay, not these two guys because
the snecret heads, but Scary and Nate. Do you want
to wear shoes you have to baby and pamper and
then put on when you get to the party and
then take off when you get back in the car. No, me, No,
I couldn't do it. I'm not a sneaker head, but
I've done it with shoes. Like Elvis bought me really
expensive shoes once and I was so afraid of getting
them dirty, and I wore them, wore like other shoes
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to the party, put them on in the party, and
then I left and took it off. I could totally
get that. Yeah, But if you're obsessed with shoe was
in sneakers, then you understand. If you're not, you don't.
That's a lot to worry about. For something that's so expensive,
you have to take such delicate care. Garrett, you get it.
You don't get There's no way to really explain it
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to it except for what's the one thing in your
life that you're very passionate about that you can someone
could purchase audio equipment, right, Yeah, but audio quipment doesn't
walk through the streets and stepping poop. You're not wearing
them every day. They're not an every day sneaker. Yeah,
but you wear them one day. You have to put
them in a bag and then take them with you
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and go. Hold on, guys, I put my good sneakers
on now that I'm in the house. It seems like
you're slaves to the thing on your foot. You know,
just a sneaker. You do what you do if you
love the thing. But they're so disposable they should be
less money. We don't you have something that you love
that you would pay more for. TVs? TVs Again, the
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TVs don't get scuffed up and scratched from using you.
You just don't get it. You don't get it. I
don't get it because give an analogies of things that
don't do sneakers. But this is a thing where it
goes above and beyond target. You know what I mean.
This is a thing exactly so that this is something
that Danielle is very passionate about. I happen to be
as well. So it's one of those things that you're
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not going to understand it. You're just gonna say, like,
that's stupid. I listen, you were amazing sneakers, No, no doubt.
I look at you sneakers. I go, wow, those are
great sneakers. I'm just saying, it's a lot of money
for those sneakers, so then not walk in the street
with them. The thing is, I I under I don't
fault them for being sneaker heads and spending a lot
of money, their extra money on sneakers. But my where
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I have a problem with it is the fact that
you just that you don't wear them and use them
to the extent like you shouldn't. Like for instance, it's
the way the old school Italian people would keep their
furniture rappid plastic. You spend all they had a rule
no one could go in right the room that nobody
can go in when we've talked about this before at
nauseam as a matter of fact, but like I did
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have ants and uncles and live in the suburbs that
had expensive furniture, and they would wrap the furniture in
plastic so it wouldn't dirty up. Like Nate has a
mirror only he can look in. That's exactly right. If
you're going on anything, just freaking use it, don't don't
like protect it. Yeah, when I buy Heather any gift,
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I always say, Okay, you're gonna use this every day,
or I know of something that she's going to use
every day. I don't want to buy her something that
she's only going to use once every six months. That
to me is a waste of money, total waste of month.
Buy earrings that she can wear every day, and a
person and she can use every day. However, I did
get her a purse, by the way, you want it,
and you got it. I went to I went. I
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got her a very nice Tiffany purse, which is the
Tiffany blue color. That's the one I wanted. And I thought,
I thought, you know what, I'm gonna be a really
nice boyfriend. We were on a trip to Vegas for
her radio music festival. I got her this. She's worn
it twice twice, it's more of a summer bag. I
don't get it. It's beautiful. That's a waste to me
as well. I mean, if you're going to spend a
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lot of money on something, you know that. I got
a Louis Vuitton for a gift like years ago, like
I never had one before. It was a gift. I
kept it in the box for six months because it
was I was. I was. I never had something that
nice before, and I'm like, oh my gosh, this is
so nice. I can't use it. I'm you know, but
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I was afraid to ruin it. Elvis took a shoe
shopping eight years ago. Scary didn't go because he had
had some kind of appointment. Did right. So I got
shoes that were a lot of money. It's been eight years.
I've won them three times because it was three times
where I felt I was safe to wear them, and
twice we're on a cruise, and once I wore them
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to a place where I got a spot right in
front I had. I got gathering with some friends in
a in a restaurant, got back in the car and
that was it. But I didn't them is. I didn't
buy sneakers like I was brought them for me. But yeah,
it's still the same thing that you're telling. Yes, that's
my point. I can enjoy them, scuff them, break them in.
Well I can't. I don't want to scuff them. My
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point is I would never buy those shoes because I
can't enjoy them. So I think what we're learning is
you guys are never buying the sneakers that we wear.
But the thing is a lot of people don't want
to buy sneakers that much money because they think it's
ridiculous to buy shoes or sneakers that much money. They
need the money for something else, which totally makes sense.
Would you rather have the sneakers or Nate's purse? Um, well,
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the sneakers are actually a gift, So I'm gonna go
with the sneakers, although Nate let it let me know
what she wants to that. Guys, my birthday is coming
up this month. I won't be here, I'll be where
are we going to be? L A, I heard awards?
Heard awards are on my birthday? Yes you can that.
That person would be great, thanks, no problem. You don't
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even know what's gone. Yes she would right now. I
don't know. Oh he he's dragging as because he was
in Colombia. He got off the plane and came to work.
You were in Medain for six days. I was can
you spell M E D E L L I N
N No? I was? It was it for five days?
But man, oh man, it feels like like right now
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this day is dragging on. It looked good on paper
when I booked this thing two months ago. My yeah,
So it's a it's the only continuous flight of the day,
and it leaves PM and it gets into New York
City at five am. And what I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna go right to work on that Monday morning
and it'll be the first day on vacation, and I'll
sleep on the plane. I got news for you. It's
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not working out so great now. But I learned a
long time ago, is have that buffer day. If you
go on a trip, get home and you have to
go to work on a Monday, get home on a Saturday.
You got that Sunday to recover and recuperate. Unless you're
coming home from like Florida, that's nothing. You know, when
you snooze and you get that last half hour before
you have to get up that's a great half hour right.
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The last night, Scary texted me and he says, hey man,
I'm not going to be in on time for the show.
I need you and a couple of the people on
the show to get the board ready and get the machinery,
do all the pre show stuff to get the network
to run because there was a chance I might not
have been I'll go in a half hour earlier. Not
a problem. It's not what I normally do, but I'll
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go in earlier to make sure that everybody's on the
same page in case everyone doesn't see this message. So
I'm in my car, I'm halfway to work. I'm way
ahead of my normal schedule, and Scary text me and says,
hey man, my plane landed early. I'm good, so you
don't have to come in earlier. I'm like, you, dick,
what am I going to sleep on the side of
the road. Don't rush like I already got up. How
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can I not rush fifteen minutes away from the office.
And he's like, hey man, you could stay. Don't rush.
So myself, Sam and Josh got a ten pm text message.
Uh given. I went to bed a little earlier because
again Scary asked us to come in early. Uh, and
I got an email as then getting nervous. You're getting nervous.
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I know that. And then at five thirty, hey guys,
I'm coming in early when you were all here, well,
I didn't know that the plane was going to land early. Um.
I did want to say this. This is this is
just your apology public service for anyone. If you're ever
going to travel out of this country, get global reentry.
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It's the best investment you'll ever make. I don't know.
HU hundred dollars, will say, and I know, listen, I
know it's a lot of money, but it's for five years.
It will, it's it gives, it gives even advanced. So Daniel,
last time you came from a flight, came back from overseas,
how long did you wait in line to go through
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customs or immigrant It's like half an hour at least,
this takes you about seconds. So you and it's even
gotten crazier. Yes, it's it's even even easier than you know.
This is what you have to do. No now, now,
like Nate and I both experienced this. So now when
you walk into Global, you go in front of the computer,
you look into the camera, You press a button, it
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takes your picture, and as soon as it recognizes you,
it spits out a receipt with your name on it
and your picture and you walk away. You never take
your passport out of your pocket and you walk over
to the lady. She doesn't look at Do you bypass everybody?
You bypass the guy with the stamp? What about all
the liquor and the illegal stuff? You bolt? Unless you
to claim anything, they'll they'll ask you, hey, do you
have anything to declare? Now? If you're a terrorist, can
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they can they buy this for you? Go through? Okay,
you get this global entry, you go through a screening process,
you do this big questionnaire, they do a background check
on you the whole You have five years to turn
into a terrorist. I'm just saying conspiracy listen, tell us
have to start sometime. What if it's in there five
five year? What I was saying is it's a one
it's a one shot deal. You go through all the
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rigamarole of the question, the rig marole, going to the rigamarole.
I think it's rigamarole. Is that a dad thing? Dad phrase?
It's like malarkey. You go through you have a thing
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the chaos. Yeah, and the extensive questioning and the interviewing,
just so you can have five years of freedom after
that any time you went to the country. I've had
it for the last four because I traveled with my
husband who has a British passport. Why can't you wait
for him through security? I just looked it up. Rigamarole,
a lengthy and complicated procedure or a rambling story. Rigmarole.
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He used that in this sentence. Just missed it. Hi,
I'm just checking in. Sounds like another typical fifteen minute
morning expensive sneakers and rigamarole, missed a good one. What
else did I miss? Nate brought a purse for fiance
and she didn't use it, so I'm gonna get it.
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He's gonna give it. It's an expensive It was the
Tiffany one, the Tiffany bag, the Tiffany blue bag bag. Wow,
she doesn't use it. One that I wanted and he
bought it for her. They do have other ones. Some
of us feel that if you're gonna buy something and
spend some crazy amount of money on an item, that
you should use it every day of the year and
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not just once. And I was saying that you know,
if I have a really expensive pair of shoes, I
will wear it to the part. I won't wear them
to the party. I wear crappy shoes to the party,
put the nice shoes on, and then when we leave again,
I'll put the crappy shoes back on because I want
to save the nice shoes and they want them to
look nice. So this is what theft minute Morning show
podcast started starting on board. Okay, well would you talk
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about on your podcast? Well, I don't know. Maybe i'll
be here tomorrow when it starts. Actually I won't be
here tomorrow. You go tomorrow, I got it. It's my
annual physical. Well, this is the most boring thing. I
sticking that finger up your boot need tomorrow? That will happen,
And you only do it once a year. Seems like
you'd go twice least. Does the doctor have his shoulders
on your hands on your shoulders? You're gonna be angry tomorrow.
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First of all, he doesn't even have any hands. She
is my doctor. A girl put their finger up, but
I never thought that she's a doctor. Now this is
getting good. It's a prostrate exam. I'm sure it is.
This isn't for sexual gratification. Do you ever say is
it in yet? Is that why he's a female? Would
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it be weird if it was a guy? Did you
tell her to take her watch on? I happen to
go to this this doctor because she's the best in
New York City. That's why I go to thank It
was kind of review to give her a press. He's
the venus. There's no review. It just goes in and out.
It's just, how do you know she's the best? Feel like? No,
they know. They test for some stuff they find in there.
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She is. She is a great doctor view Elvis. He
definitely yelps when she's thinking that he doesn't yellow. I
think I've never had one. I've never had a prostate. Example,
I've had a finger up my butt, but it was
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for something else. What you got that purse? I'll take
the purse away. She does that, I had some bacteria
thing they had to stick a finger up. Now that's gross.
What doctor Danny. It wasn't like for pleasure. It's the
Dolphins fifteen minute morning show