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February 9, 2021 16 mins

Danielle is under attack in her basement and can't find the bug that's trying to get her. Plus, who is our "manager"??

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firms morning show. All right, it's a fifteen minute morning
show podcast. We're starting what no, I'm waving to the crowd.

(00:24):
All right, the fifteen minute morning show podcast. We're starting
off on a bad note here. Danielle is, uh, she
has a bog in her basement, and what's going on?
What is it? I thought it was a cricket. It
came out of nowhere and I looked at it closely.
It's not a cricket. It's like this big and it's
got all sorts of legs and where it went and oh,

(00:48):
I'm not getting down on the ground because I don't
want it to crawl up me. Oh, Danielle, it's Danielle.
Do you think it's gonna eat you? Because you're you're
on your chair right now, just when it's so gross? Centipede?
Where do they come from? Then they come from the
outside side. Well, he started living in your house because
it's warm in there. You probably have mice too. You
don't shut the hell out. It sounds like you're describing

(01:10):
a water bug. But do we have those how many
legs a half? It looks like it has like fifty
what does it taste like? It's a centipede? Well, does
it have like the body of the worm type of thing?
I don't know what was going like this, Yeah, that's
a centipede. Probably. Yeah, he won't see him for a while.
He's gonna take all day putting his shoes on. I'll

(01:32):
just sit right here, thank you. Okay, Well, welcome to
the fifteen minute morning show podcast where we know we
only have thirteen minutes left. All right, what are we
doing today? I was actually reminded of a time I
was sitting on the couch with Heather and we were
watching TV and I just out of the corner of
my eyes saw a movement and right above her head
on the wall was a centipede. Kid, you not this big.

(01:53):
And I know she's like Danielle with bugs. So I'm like, okay,
don't move. I'm just gonna go over here and get
a magazine. But don't move because I feel like if
you move, that never works. Yeah, and then they just
scatter take off you. But telling someone not to move.
And when you have Chace, can you show us with

(02:16):
the computer Danielle, step on it, no, catch it, stop,
step on it, catch up on it. Crush it, Danielle
can Nobody in her family has come to help her

(02:36):
with all of the screaming. She has left alone in
the faces screams all the time. Where did you want
to come? Come killing? There's a freaking bunk, Danielle. Danielle,
why didn't you step on it when it was out
in the middle of the floor. You don't have no shoes.
Don't stop up on it. You to ruin the red

(03:01):
bottoms of her shoes, big man, I got to go
back up to class. That's what he did. It's a bug,
daniel It's a bug. It's no big Deale yelling. Danielle
was yelling at the bug. At one point you you
could see her finger pointing at the bug, saying, you
don't know this. This is what happens when you scored

(03:22):
too many bugs out of the house. They come back.
They know. You have to escort daniel the vacuum cleaner.
Danielle suck him up in a vacuum cleaner. Now I
don't know where he is now. Now he went behind
the video game. Don't you have enough money to move
to a nicer place. Spencer has the right idea. He's
about to catch him with that little too. Yeah, Spencer,
and you can't hear me. Oh, I just heard a crack.

(03:46):
That was the crunching of the bug, all right, And
we determined what kind of bug this is. It's got
to be a centipede. It's got at it. It's like, yes,
and it's got little pains. Do not hurt you, They
don't hurt. I don't want it in my house, to
think the big ones can but not that. Not the
little house scorpion run. It's not a scorpion. I know
what a scorpion looks like. Describe it again. He wait,

(04:11):
Spencer just got it. He got it under the picture
of it, Spencer, I'm gonna take a picture of it
and take a picture of it. Because she described what
she described it. It was this band and it has
a lot of legs. It sounds like she's talking about
the rock cats. He's got to pick it it. Wait,
hold on, he's gonna wait. How did he wait? Hold on?

(04:33):
Hold on? How did Nate get a picture of your centipede?
Picked the cone up quickly? I'm going to take a picture.
Hold on, hold on. The centipede sent the selfie to Nate.
How many legs are twitching. This is our entertaining podcast.

(04:54):
I like that he's a savor. Good job Spencer. He's
gonna show us, show us. So where's the picture. He's
going to actually show us the bug, show them on
the camera. Okay, I'll take a picture. Hold on, Hold on,

(05:18):
hold tell Spencer, obviously get put in the slack home.
What are you talking about, Daniel? Can you see it? Oh? Yeah,
that's yes, take it outside. Good job Spencers don't care.

(05:39):
I got a question. I got a question. What is
the barometer by which we decide if we're gonna step
on a bug or escort it outside? Who's to shame?
I escort all of them? Step on the people scre
a roach outside? You step on it? No, I wouldn't.
It's like degrees outside. Stepping on it, it's freeze to death.

(06:01):
It's better than me stepping on it. I feel that guilty,
flush it down to I don't think they feel cold?
Do they do? They shiver? Dud freeze, just shiver. Which
this is the dumbest podcast. Oh my god, the dumbest
podcast I have. I need to shower. I feel like

(06:21):
I'm so scratched it. That was priceless watching Danielle scream
and get on it. And now what do we do
now that we've secured sitting in the behind Froggy? Hey, Kate,
now you doing something? What's up there? Boss man? Hey?
Don't you guys just watching Danielle freak out over a
little bug? Do you guys? Bis in Florida? The little chameleons? Right,

(06:43):
don't you have those things? The salamander's My grandma used
to step on them and the tail would come off
and go like this and the thing would run away. Yeah,
a lot of lizards. I have no problem feeding crickets
to my bearded dragon, because I know where they're from
and I know with their purposes. But something like that
that just invaded my space isn't very nice. You think

(07:05):
the crickets give up their lives willingly, knowing that's what
they made for. No, but I'm just saying the crickets
kill the centipede. No, no, don't kill it. This actually
says killing a centipede is not a good idea. If
they're in your house, it's actually good for your house
because just like spiders, they eat the other bugs. She
defeated the whole purpose, so then that doesn't count anymore.
Kill the damn no, because I think it'll probably be like,

(07:26):
oh it's cold, let me find another house to run into.
It'll probably be Daniells again. But on the chance that
it finds a different neighbor, Michelle, n you kill it,
then it doesn't come back. Okay, here's my question. Do
they feel temperature? I don't know. I was just reading
about them in winter's How the funk are we ever

(07:48):
going to find out if they feel temperature? Did somebody
interview a centipede and he told him I feel it's cold?
How are you put them in cold? You can tell
like if you if it's near a heat, maybe it
coils or something. I don't know, going to be cold,
and you're worried. You're worried about him being cold. But
he's not supposed to be in the house. He's supposed
to be outside, so he's probably going to be got

(08:14):
away from me. Stop it, hey, Kayden. Oh, it says
they they do not hibernate during the winter. Centipedes do
need to find a sheltered spot to live in when
it's cold. Where they go depends on their environment. Look,
that's what do you look like? That's just close up,
it's a lot of legs. Could be honest, what was

(08:37):
more exciting watching the Super Bowl in person? Or Danielle
jump up on the chair just now, it's pretty close.
I'm to go with the super Bowl. Just a little
more excitement there, daniel What if? What if that centipede
was like your cat reincarnated coming back to find what? Now,
you're being stupid? When did that stot up on a chair?

(09:01):
But that's stupid? Come on, Danielle, Spencer's my hero, now
mine too, Love you Spencer. Thank you for not killing it? No,
he didn't kill it. He's freezing yourself right now? Are
we dedicating this entire podcast to this fucking centipede? That's
the best one we've done in a moment. The poor
centipede doesn't realize how famous it is the centipede family?

(09:24):
Is that your Yes? I would worry about that. What
if it's a mom and the babies were waiting for
her or something. Yeah, she's a shitty mom and she
doesn't need to have any more babies because she likes No.
What if she was out looking for food for the
baby so she had to leave for a minute that happened.
She might be a single mother. You don't know. I'm
really bored with this. Yes, I mean, if you guys

(09:44):
want to go on and on about the centipede, I'll
just sit back here quietly. What if she just cente
and she was out looking for another dude to bang
and she spread Oh god, really, we're going to dedicate
fifteen minutes the centipede. That's a lot of boots scared

(10:06):
to keep him coming, keep coming. Yeah, more centipede jokes.
That's what we need. We're missing all these years. Oh
my god, is anyone complained to the manager today? No,
we had a great show today today show Yeah, and laughed.

(10:27):
We laughed a lot. But yesterday someone did post on
Froggy's Instagram that they were mad at him and they
were going to report him to the management. Yes, they
did because I posted a funny picture. So we just
figured out we don't. I don't think we have management.
I hope, I don't think we do. We don't. Well,

(10:48):
I d m turn asked her whoever she called, could
she please provide their name and number so that when
I have a problem, because even I don't know who
the management is, Solf, we don't know who the management.
I don't, Nate, do we have a manager? Yeah? Couple
them big straight. We never hear from them. I think
the only chime in when there's a problem. And if

(11:08):
that woman had a problem, then it's really not a problem.
I don't see that. Yeah, I mean technically, if we
had to have a manager here within the Zoom room,
it would be Elvis. So I would give her Elvis's
number here. I'm not a manager. I'm not a manager.
I'm not the boss supervisor. I'm not a supervisor. I'm
not a department head. I'm foreman. He's the loudest voice

(11:30):
in the room. I'm just the loudest voice in the room.
Who would you tell him to call? Then? I guess Nate?
N me, Nate, what am I get good names a
manager like this person complained? They'll make him the contestant
for the Disney game tomorrow. So, Nate, could you technically

(11:51):
you are a department head? Right? I guess no, I'm
technically on paper? No. Could you suspend someone with or
without pay? I mean no, I don't think so. Who
would do that? What does it take to get suspended
with pay? Asking for a friend? If we were to
do it, what were we what would we have said

(12:11):
on the air, like the F word. I feel like
our show should be called suspended with pay. That's the
new podcast starting. Like I got into radio because I
never wanted to be a boss. I just wanted to play.
I just wanted to be you know, I was. I
was a program director for a while. It was the worst.
Most people would call at midnight on Saturday because no

(12:36):
one showed up to do their shift or you know.
It was just like stupid crap. I hated every minute
of it. I don't know why I wanted to. You're
like a babysitter for a bunch of crazy people. God yeah, can.
Imaginement Management was after me and the people. People from above,
people from below, I mean, everyone hated me, and I
was like, never want to do that again. I wouldn't

(13:00):
wish that on my worst enemy. So you were the
man at one point, you were like the man. I
hated it. It was in Austin, Texas, and they said, well,
in order for you to make enough money, you're gonna
have to double up. You're gonna have to do the
morning show and be the program director. I didn't know
how to do mornings. I didn't know how to manage people.

(13:20):
It was the worst year of my life. Awful. Don't
do it. I bet you learned a lot from it,
all the things you don't ever want to do. So
that's still good. You never want to manage people. That's
why you know. Every one st a while here on
the show, someone will come up and say, hey, you know,
are they given up raises? I don't know. I'm not
the guy. Even the person you would go to doesn't know.

(13:47):
But like every like every couple of years, Scary will
pull me aside and close the door and go, hey, man,
what do you think? What do you think? I'm like, No,
I'm not the guy. I have no control over money
or at that one. It's just friendly. I'm looking for
advice and you're not. Do you want me to do
you want me to go this? Hold on, Hold on

(14:08):
one second. Give Scary everything, Scary whatever he wants. Thank you.
You're not as you say. You're not a boss, but
you are a leader. And there's a difference. He's more
like a godfather. Like, so does that mean when you
say get out of the studio, we don't have to
get out of the studio now. I would probably do
as I say that sounds like like like selective leadership,

(14:33):
like when I want to be listen when I don't
and do whatever the hell you want to do, and
I just want to do with the clerical ship, I
just want to stuff. It's like good for me, all
the benefits with none of the consequences. That's what I want.
So you are the senior executive producer. You really are
the highest ranking person on this show. Yeah, I mean
they're a good thing at you if the mess you're

(14:56):
a mess? I know I am. The good thing is
everybody behaves on this show. They all show up, do
their jobs. We do have a great crew. Just the
family that we're working with right now is the best.
I love it. Name. The biggest fight is getting us
to go to break on time. That's really it. That's
right right. He tried so hard. I would have a
problem with like trying to argue with Nate right now

(15:18):
because he looks like a longshoreman. Oh my hair, ye
you'll look here. You're definitely on some sort of drops.
Plus he has he has jelly brownie batter and Boston
cream on all of his fingers. Are you still eating
eating oranges? I thought i'd be healthy okay, two doughnuts

(15:38):
and Scotty B had three. Don't no, I didn't. Are
you are you in crank? There are certain businesses if
you win in right now, they would be on like alert.
It would be like, wait a second, we gotta keep
an eye on this guy. I know I do look
a little like I'm should be shooting up hair. Win on.
I probably wouldn't sit next to you on the subway.
Not today today. I have a joke. We're gonna leave

(15:59):
radio and just go work on the pipeline and do Heroin.
All that. Yeah, I would watch that show on HBO Max.
I would watch that show that shows out right now
we're gonna have cameras online in mainline Heroin. Are we done? Yeah,
you're not the boss, So that's true. You're we're actually over. Oh,

(16:25):
we'll be on the on the pipeline doing Heroin. If
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