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February 1, 2021 16 mins

How did Brody spend his birthday weekend? Froggy's Super Bowl countdown is on. Nate might have the worse experience coming up from the doctor's visit!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? Whoa Here? It is the Monday edition of
the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast, which may or may
not be fifteen minutes? Should should we changed the name?

(00:23):
Should we change it to something else? We should call
it when you run out of gas you stop the
car and walk. That's a long name. Ask for by name.
It sounds like a Danielle name. We should rename this
till we run out of gas? Yeah? Here alright. Uh,
there's Froggy and there's Scotty b and they're scary. There's
Garrett in front of an incredible balloon wall. Uh, there's

(00:45):
Straight and Nate, there's Gondhi, there's Danielle, and there's day
Brodie down to the den. Hello, there you go, Brodie.
Just coming off his birthday weekend. So happy belated birthday
to you. I know you and your family went up
for the very first time since the pandemic hit for
dinner together. How was it? It was good? We um.
We went to a rooftop restaurant. We had a rooftop

(01:07):
and we had three heaters around us, those tall heaters
that shoot heat down on you. And it was actually
it was It was quite nice. It was much warmer
than we thought. My family all had blankets on their
legs to make sure that they were in cold um.
And we had it. We had a really good once
I got over the weirdness of it, like I forgot
how to eat out um. It was nice. It was
it was a good time. But there was a weird

(01:28):
thing that happened. There was a table behind us, and
there were two girls with their backs to us, and
the other two girls who were at the table weren't
sitting there yet, and they weren't talking to us, that
they weren't facing us, And somehow the conversation of politics
came up at my table with my wife and kids,
and we were talking very strongly about some people of

(01:50):
political nature, and one of the girls kept turning around
and looking at me and then look away, and then
we would keep talking, and she kept turning around, so
I thought she obje did to who we were saying
nice things about. And I was getting really mad, like,
who's this girl she doesn't like who we agree with?
Screw hard, I'm gonna say something. And then eventually she
turned around one more time and made eye contact with

(02:11):
me and said, I'm sorry to bother you. I had
my mask on. She said, I recognized your voice. I'm
a big fan of your show. Here I was all
ready to get upset that you're ready. You're ready to yeah,
And so she said to say hi to everybody, and
then her other two friends came out of the bathroom

(02:32):
and they did the thing with their hand where you go,
oh my god, Oh my god. And so they made
a big deal out of it, which my family hates
when people make a big deal. And they said, oh, girls,
do you know how cool your father is? And they want, no,
we do not have a question. My wife said, that
was my birthday present that we found something. Yeah, we

(02:55):
found someone that liked you so so Brodie, this being
your first time out, you know, back in the restaurant,
did you send anything back. No. Actually it was funny
because on our Instagram page, Elvis durand show you guys
put up my picture and said wished me happy birthday.

(03:15):
I would say a third of the happy birthday wishes
were I hope your meal goes badly and you get
free dessert, Like they were wishing bad things on me
so I could get something for free. As it turned out,
Compute The meal was perfect place. It was Town Bar
in Marstown, New Jersey. Uh really COVID official efficient rather

(03:38):
as far as masking and separating, and the food was terrific.
And although all of us ordered something special or different
or changed, everything was perfect. I couldn't have been happier.
Your whole family does that? No, my well, my kids
are kids, so they didn't want them. They didn't want
the zucchini that came with their steaks, so they got
something else instead. The point was we all changed little

(04:00):
things and sometimes you get But the interesting thing about
the waiter, no matter what you asked him, he responded with,
my pleasure? Can I get another soda? It's my pleasure?
So my pleasure became our catchphrase, like, oh you want
to open the door for you? Oh? Yes, I would
be my pleasure. Why don't we start using that that
phrase a little more everyday life? My pleasure, my pleasure.

(04:22):
Hey Froggy, look at you against your fake brick wall.
The countdown is on. Froggy is driving over to Tampa
on Saturday for Sunday Super Bowl. Yes I am, I
really am. Like I'm counting the days I have my
meals planned out all week. I know what I'm eating. Um,
I am ready to go. Saturday morning, we will leave
the house around ten o'clock. I'll be at my friend's

(04:44):
house who actually used to play for the Buccaneers back
in two thousand two, who has a Super Bowl ring.
We're going to rub his Super Bowl ring for good
luck on Saturday night before we go to bed, and
then on Sunday we will go to the Super Bowl.
And I am so, so, so so excited. Wow, look
at wait plans. He's your beaming. We have a plant.
There's so many plants. Everything's going to go right. The
only thing is the weather has changed a little bit.

(05:05):
It looked like it was gonna be like seventy six
at game time, but there's a cold front rolling through,
so it's gonna be in the fifties during the game,
which is football. Yeah, Froggy, don't go. I don't give
a shit. If it's twenty degrees, I'm going. I will
figure away if it monsoon's he's thinking of Tom Brady's.

(05:26):
Tom Brady is a vegan, Froggy, for good luck, you
should probably go vegan this week. I'll do whatever it
takes for the Buccaneers to win the Super Bowl. I
don't care, all right, So I don't even know what
we're so alex Agan is gonna sit there and eat
pigs in a blanket and just watch the game. I
guess I don't know. Well, hold are you doing that?
That's my favorite thing for big games, to like have
a little appetizer buffett. Yeah, there's only going to be

(05:47):
twenty two people. So they're saying that our cell phones
are going to work perfectly during the game. You know,
usually when you go to a big event, your phone's
don't work. I'm gonna be face time everybody I know
from the game. I'm like, yeah, at the game. I
can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait for you
to report live from the game. Oh I will. I

(06:07):
wish they had the Super Bowl while we're on the
on the air, like during the morning, let's go live
to the Super Bowl. I don't want everybody to hear
how I act during a football game. I know at
Lista recorded it last time. I don't I know. I
know it's not nice. I know it's not right. It's
just the way it is. I don't need to hear
it back. I don't need to see it. I get it.

(06:30):
I don't want to see it. Nobody wants to see
how they act on their upset. You do. That's okay,
it's a go ahead, bro IM just gonna say Tom
Brady kisses his son on the lips, Froggy. Maybe you
should do that as well for good luck. If it
means we'll win the super Bowl, okay, whatever, I'll do it. Whatever.

(06:51):
I just want to win. You see, you seem so
distant today. If you guys noticed that Nate doesn't seem
like he's fully in gear are? Yeah, I got a
lot of things. You went to the proctologist to what
happened your ologists? So I, I've been having issues with

(07:11):
my flow lately. Uh dripping? Have you been dripping? I
got all sorts of problems to get into the exact
Why do you have to add? Flow? Is enough? That's
all we need to know. Problem with the flow? So
I talked to the doctor and he asked me in
my age? I said him forty one, and he said, well,
you really shouldn't be having prostate problems yet. We're going

(07:33):
to have to do some more exams. So I have
to go tomorrow for a with an ultrasound of my bladder.
So they have to see if I'm emptying it, and
if they don't get results on that, they have to
do what's called a cystoscope. Let's talk about with that,
you know, okay, don't We don't know. We want you

(07:54):
to teach us. So is that is exciting going to
the super Bowl? Oh? No, they have to poke something
in your p hole. So I'm actually gonna go to
your zoom rooms right now. I'm gonna show you what
they need to use for us instoscope. I'm not looking,

(08:16):
We'll show us. So they need to see inside. Someone
hold that up so people can see what we're looking at. Yeah,
looks like Nate, show us on the bottle opener, Nate.
So they put that in your p hole right in
there for Flank Franklin because they have to see if

(08:37):
there's blockage or something wrong with the bladder. And I'm like,
this looks like it's going to cause more problems than
what you already have a question. I gotta block this
off my screen hole on, Nate, Are you awake while
they do this or they or do they numb you? Yes,
I'm a fucking wake the ecologist Fellas, Yes, bigger, you

(08:58):
got bigger? Yeah, I'm telling you right now, unhappy ending.
And as you know, I've had a bunch of surgeries.
I don't care. I've had my head completely split open,
I had everything done. The worst part of every surgery
is the removal of the catheter. It is the most painful,
uncomfortable thing in the world. And you made you got

(09:19):
to be awake from the hold on, hold on, it's
not sure. You have to you have to do, he said, schedule.
So they're calling me today to schedule it. And so
you know what you could do, and I bet it
works sort of like no, no, as they're cremmient thing
into your p hole, you should have someone like tickle
your balls. That wouldn't help. That wouldn't help. I'm sorry.

(09:41):
I can't always practiced with like a little drink stir
at home before you get started, at least like stuff. Gandhi,
this is what I'm going to shove in Nate people.
The doctors explaining to me what a cystoscope is, and
when he said the word, I'm like, oh, that doesn't
sound good. He yeah, it's about the size of a pen.

(10:02):
And I'm like, what kind of pen are we talking
about here? And he goes about like a big pen.
When you see things like that, did you say, bicky?
When you see things like that, it seems so medieval,
doesn't like they used to do this when they would
do blood letting with leeches back in the eight hundreds.
I see him of thrones. I've been really good with

(10:24):
dealing with stuff. By the way, that's my penis bottle opener.
Put that back in my office. All right, I've been
really good dealing with stuff medically. You guys knew I had,
you know, Angio Graham. They stuck a wire into my brain.
They they've done you know, I've had open heart surgery
this one. Yeah, I don't know. I agree with you.
Did you ask can they put you out? Like? Did

(10:44):
you ask? Can they number there? He goes, No, we
use a numbing gel. It'll you'll feel movement down there,
but you won't feel I believe, I believe it. Of course,
go through it is We say this all the time. Well,
I gave birth to your but your birth the birth
canal is much larger, and and it was determined and

(11:07):
it was intended for that. This was not the pa
holes are one way. Do you know the size of
Preston's head? And I ripped and they had a up.
I don't feel that for you all. Sorry, I don't
know how then they're gonna sew it up. Have you
ever experienced anything like this? I have not. My penis

(11:28):
has been working totally finely. But I'm hoping that whenever
I turned forty one that this isn't the thing. I'm sorry,
Nate for you that can use a much smaller needle.
So yeah, I mean I do have that going for me,
But regardless is going to be up there, and do
I I mean, do I make it a little bit
easier for them to work with? Do I just make
it as small as possible? I don't know. I mean,

(11:49):
I don't know if you can really walk into the
old room. Yeah, exactly. I don't think you have any
control over I think by the if they start cramming
a lightsaber up your p hole, I think you're pretty
much out of control. Talk about something anything, I like
to talk about other procedures women have to go through
all the time that, yeah, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
So I was just on the phone with a good
friend of mine this weekend. I believe the procedure is

(12:11):
a colposcope is that a Danielle. I don't know if
you have an irregular PAP sme or you have to
go in and they literally like clip out a piece
of your service. They cut it out, they take it
away to do a biopsy of it. I think Lisa
had to have that done. It was the coning of
her service or something she had to have done. She said,
it was a lot of people have to do with
this girl I was talking to. This is her fourth

(12:32):
time that she's getting it done. So this terrible stuff
that ladies at Lisa had that done right when she
and I started dating. Really put a hands from talking
about this. We've we've mentioned it before. I can't, I can't,
I can't. Mind just had her period for a lot
longer than she was supposed to. So they went up

(12:52):
there and they had to like scrape around and stuff
and fix things. Yea, the worst. It's not all funny games,
you guys. Yeah, grow up, Nate, all right, come on, Nate,
to quit fucking gate keeping. I gotta have a thing
to shut the your pains and shut up. You don't
have a thank You don't understand what it feels like.
It hurts. Oh my god, you don't have a vagina.

(13:14):
You don't know what that feels like after I don't.
You're right. I had the capitter taken out for like
the first week after it comes out. Every time I
went to go to the bathroom, just to just to
go number, you know, it felt like sandpaper. It was
so uncomfortable. It's so painful, Like Nate, I am so sorry, Nate,
I can't listen to this anymore. Is there? Can we
talk about any run over? I think we've got a

(13:41):
few more minutes. What I want to talk about, Froggy,
would you go through that procedure that Nate has to
go through if it meant for you going to the
Super Bowl? Hold on to go where they're gonna win
for sure? And yes, if you go through it, they win.
Oh yeah, I would really for them to win. I'm
telling you right now, I haven't wanted many things in

(14:01):
my life as bad as I want them to win
the Super Bowl. I'm telling you that, stick up your
p holes so the Bucks win. Whatever it takes. And
I know you guys are gonna think I'm crazy. Every
single night this since since I knew I was going
to the game, I've been saying my prayers every night
and including please let the Bucks win the super Bowl.

(14:21):
So I'm hoping that God wants the Bucks to win
the super Bowl. I'm sure there's somebody else praying for
the Chiefs to win the super Bowl. So I'm probably
getting canceled out, but I don't care. I'm still doing it.
I don't care. I'll do whatever he God focuses all
his energy on this. Thank you, Broti. I appreciate that.
Thanks for being on the home team. God has nothing
else to do. God, if you would, please, Lord, can

(14:45):
you leave Sunday open and just focus on Tampa and
the super Bowl? Tank I do other things. I do
something else that's really stupid, and please tell me about
the only person that's ever done only yesterday I had to.
I was throwing something in a garbage can piece paper,
and I said to Kate, if I make this, the
Bucks win the super Bowl, and I made it, like, yes,
They're gonna win the super Bowl. You gotta stop doing
that stuff because you're gonna miss it and then you're
gonna blame yourself or like Froggy, what if you do

(15:06):
everything perfectly and you've prayed to God and you've done
all of these things and you still lose. Are you
gonna lose faith in everything? No? Then I'll just believe
that for some reason it wasn't meant to be, and
it's just there's something better down the road, because everything
always happens the way it's supposed to the Chiefs down
the road. All right, Sam, why don't you shut up
over there when the last time even win the Super Bowl?
You're alive? Yes, here we go. He's just going to

(15:30):
cover the spread that it wouldn't be a god thing,
it would be the fact that the Chiefs would better. Correct.
I agree. We're at a time at a time, Yeah, yeah,
we are. Yeah, and now we're over. Okay, this has
been the worst fifteen minute morning show podcast ever. Tom
Brady could have a thing up as Penis and still
throw two touchdown, So he could You could blow up

(15:52):
a football with that thing. I'm sure he likes oat Okay. Yeah,
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