Scotty Has A Problem

With Scotty not being in the studio we kind of clean out of studio!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show, So we we come back for a perfect
fifteen minute morning show podcast. I don't know if you
watched or listen to yesterday's It was a total ship show.

(00:24):
It was perfect. It was but we finally got Scotty's
equipment to work, right, Scott is there. There's Froggy in
front of the fake brick wall. There's basement, there's her basement.
There's Brody in the den, and there's Gandhi in the
living room and they're Scary in the control room. And
there's Nate in Scotty's old studio, which we need to

(00:47):
talk about. There's a Garrett in his kitchen and there
you go. Uh. You know, Nate has had to work
in your studio for the past two days, Scotty, and
you can see it from here, but working in it,
it's even worse. It is a clutter fuck. It's it's
a big sty. I agree, and I'm sorry, but here
here's the thing. I clean it once a year on

(01:08):
Christmas Day because I'm usually there for twelve hours. But
this year they didn't have me in there at all,
so I missed my clean up day. Even when you
do clean it by MLK. There's all sorts of crap
in here. Again, I'm not are their crumbs everywhere? Cereal crumbs?
Like I've been staring at this all morning. I'll show
it to you. It's the countdown to the grand opening

(01:28):
of the NASA call them. Oh my god, it's dead
because it was counted down to April second. Why do
you need that four years old? Because I think I
think it could turn it into a regular clock. We
have fifty clocks in that room. But does feel good?

(01:49):
Doesn't it? I'm scary. Doesn't it feel good to throw
things out? Yes? My magazines that I throughout yesterday felt
good too. Some of those cereals are like stale. Well,
here's what I need to do with the cereal. I
need to take all the bags of cereal out and
just keep the boxes because the cereal has been there
for two years. Some of them were open. They're all open.
What's that? What are you gonna do with the box? Well,

(02:10):
it just it's just that's our that's our museum back there.
All right, Okay, so cereal aside, But there's there's other stuff.
What else do you see? There's probably probably be thrown away.
It's duncan wrapping paper, but it's all creased and folded.
It doesn't matter. I use them. I used one. It's
a tart bitch. It's it's like those pieces of wrapping

(02:32):
a too small. Save me two sheets and throw the
rest out. What are you gonna do with the two
wrapper present? Next year? Garbage? Okay? What else you see
in there? This is good. We're a roll. Now we're
gonna have that thing cleaned out in tons. I have
no control. I have no control. I hate that, which

(02:53):
is so weird. Need finds. The next thing is Scotty
is so clean and but for a studio to be
so messy, it is just so weird. His house is clean,
actually his house, because his house would not be clean
if Scotty lived by himself. His hat, that's a halloween costume.
What do you need one day? Yeah? Well now I

(03:18):
don't want it. You put it on, throw it out?
What about the notes? There's someone left personal handwritten notes
over by the ledge where I do the weather. Now
I'm like, dude, what is this to Scottie and Andrew?
I even know what date it is? And people, yeah,
people send us cereal and they send us little cards,
but they're all over the place. A Monster energy drink

(03:39):
date date, what's the expiration date on that? Doesn't matter?
Throw it away, throw it out. I don't drink that. Okay, okay,
but Scotty, you were in the studio two days ago
and it was there. Why did you not throw it out? Then?
Why is lazy? I'm just lazy. I need someone to
push me. Well, I guess the best is when you
go in and like try to get cereal and he'll say,

(04:01):
as you're grabbing the milk, don't touch that milk. It's nasty.
I'm like, why is it in there? Then? Are you
watching the show? Because my thing just yes, yes, all right,
this one I admittedly brought in for Scotty because he's weird.
So when I cleaned out my house, because my hang on,
I gotta hit a button here one second, talk amongst yourselves,

(04:23):
what do we think? Well, you know what. You gotta
keep in mind, these cameras are on us. If we
turned them in the rooms were in other than Danielle,
you could see a lot of clutter in those in
these rooms as well. Yeah, I don't care. So this
when I moved into my house, there's a bunch of
crap from the previous owners that I had to throw away.

(04:44):
But there was one thing. I'm like, hey, Scotty Bee
might want to check this out. It's an old cam corder. No, Scott,
what do you mean do you want this? I'm just
gonna throw away goes Hey, there might be homemade port
on that. That's what we'd be looking for. But that
you're clean your house state and you're giving it the
sky contributing. But this was six months ago. I can

(05:09):
throw it out. That's like the bang bus cam quarter.
But there there was wait, there was just a story
on the There was just a feel good story how
somebody found a camera and it was people's old memories
and they were excited to get it back because they
lost the camera. How cool would that be? This couple
was divorced and they hated each other. They wanted to

(05:31):
eliminate any story. So there's angry sex on there. Okay,
what else is it that? What else? You have a
whole We could do a fifteen year show with all
the crap. There's been that room, there's the piggy bank.
Grab that old wine. There's a bottle of wine that's
been sitting there for three years. There is there is
a piggy bank over there, open bottle of wine. That's

(05:55):
not If it's open, it's no good. The piggy bank.
Don't you guys have one room in your house, so
that was more clutter like this this and this room
and then my husband's office. But if you go upstairs
to my living room, in my dining room, everything is
it all has a place. It's so nice and me
I don't believe that minimalism totally. No, it is not.

(06:18):
There's just two rooms in the house that are really bad.
What about the piggy bank? Are you not listening to us?
The piggy bank, there isn't one. We broke it good,
you're going too. They go into the serial dispenser on
the back right and open it and try something. How
old is probably a year's poison? People? Cereal dust? My

(06:40):
old ID card, Scott, it's broken. It doesn't even work anymore.
Why is it in there? Put it there is a joke,
but he didn't throw it away. You want to keep it?
Why would you keep that? Fifteen seconds? All right? Talking
amongst your Scotty, Are these the conversations you have with
your wife? You have no idea. Let me tell you something.

(07:02):
She was so proud of me yesterday when she saw
me carrying all the porn magazines down from the attic
and throwing them out. She was like, I'm very proud
of you because those have been following you for the
last probably thirty years. And I finally got rid of him.
And it feels I kept like three or four of
the good ones, but I threw everything elside. Well, there
comes a good one because there is one or two

(07:22):
of them that have childhood memories. I used to hide
them in my parents linen closet when I was like twelve.
I was thinking something else coming, So what are you
gonna do with those? Now? I just want to hang
on to him, and you know, I'll hide him in
the rafters. So the next person that gets this house,
are you ready? Yes? What a picture of Wilford Brimley?

(07:45):
Why do you go ahead? Scott? That's my guy because
from Serial Killers, he's the diabetes guy, so he's part
of our show. That's how he says it from Sweet
I Love Sweet Lawrence. Let'ious cookies need it. I might
need it for the oven in the back in the

(08:06):
back o the toaster that hot on the back by
your toaster is still safe. Your toaster too scary? What
do we call that toaster? Toaster? Toaster? Because it goes
to like eight thousand degrees When I turn that thing on,

(08:28):
I walk away because I'm convinced that the radio activity
emanating from that thing. So my studio is right across
from that toaster, and if someone leaves it, I could
feel the heat from my door through your door, the
door before you open it in a fire. Are you
ready for this? We're running the handle to a whirlpool
washing machine. That's a that's to a freezer. Well, why

(08:52):
do you have a freezer? Hand that has no hand?
The freezer handled downstairs in the theater road. So I
got a replacement, but I never put it on. So
does so we need to take that down and put
it on now to find another way at some point.
There's nobody in there now, so it doesn't matter. Okay,

(09:14):
you know he's tripping on stuff. It's like a waffle house. Yes,
hats he wants that now, you can throw it Out's
in your lacey hair, have light hair, it's long literally
hills nine yeah, yeah, why that obsession. I'm gonna send

(09:38):
it to Froggy because he could put it on the
front of his car. There because they don't need front
plates of Florida I wanted. They sent over a year
by eBay eBay, Actually, could you that? Could you send
that to me? Because Spencer collects license plates? Thank you?
So one day those things. No, I thought you were

(09:59):
running from me. Change. I'm not running for any I
can't run for anything. I've got skeletons in the closet.
That doesn't matter. He's got a whole cemetery, fellow, skeletons
in the closet, I do. I got a lot of them.
This is one, not too but three old printer cartridges. Yes,
I get because I returned them at Staples when I
get two dollars each. Are you curious? You can recycle those, Nate?

(10:21):
Can you go like for like in the back of
the refrigerator, you have this one lousy strip of wrapping paper.
I might have to wrap a watch gifts. That's what
the ducaper throwing out, throwing out and throwing out. Wowt
de cleaned house on you, bro Scotty. Nothing's in the
fridge like in the back, just cheese. We brought in

(10:44):
a psychologist for Scotty before we just start throwing all
these things away, and that's like he's sweating. We don't
need a psychologist. We all know what's going on here.
How do you have old cereal boxes? You have three
hundred cereal boxes here because out, Yes, because I'm going
to put them in a book for the museum. There

(11:05):
is no museum. I'm Scotty got a lot of good ideas,
a lot. He's gonna have a box museum. No, that
was in my attic. I threw that out. Oh my god,
Scotty still have the World Cup bumper stickers from four
years ago on the ledge. Yes, on the window. Ledge

(11:30):
has definitely grown a lot because Danielle and I would
sometimes sit on those countertops when you were in there
and eat cereal and talk about things. Now there's no
room for us to even sit. There's no ease. One
of those I don't know, some old cables. They look
like yeah, yeah, old equipment that doesn't exist. An we
don't need him if you get the World Cup bumper stickers,
so I'll take those two. Thank you. About the tombstone

(11:52):
in the back, there might be some some copper in
those wires that Scotty could get money for a hold on.
You're gonna sell those at the copper depot. I use
that elf. I used that elf to hold up my
laptop screen in there because it's limb. Does it have
a hole in the bottom, Nate? Does it have a
hole in the bottom? Actually does? Don't stick your finger

(12:17):
in there. You were done with that. That's disgusting. Why
do you keep having sex with stuffed animals? And hey,
what's memories? Hey, Nate? There's lunch boxes on the left.
What's that lunch box on the ledge over there? That's
been sitting there for a couple of years. On the
right there, but there's a lunch box, black, black lunch box. No,

(12:39):
that's new. That's Salt and Pepper from that show, Salt
and Salt and Peppers. That's she's she's not on there.
I probably I am going to sell it on eBay.
That's it's too soon. He has to keep it for
a year. Here's the thing, and we're we all have
a little of this in us. Sometimes we have intentions,
we have good intentions, but we never get to it.
You have things you want to put on eBay, you
have you have real boxes, so you can open a

(13:01):
museum you have. You want to take those recyclable printer
cartridges down to Staples. You're not going to do any
of it. That's the that's the issue here. We need
to realize if we're not going to do it, then
just toss it. Let it go. But one thing Scotty
does very well is there's those coupons on top of
the cereal boxes though, and he has made a ton

(13:24):
of money for his children based off of those box tops. Yeah,
the box tops. The kids have enough money. His office
is worse than my desk. I'm sorry, but it is. Well,
it's just really because of the cereal. If you cleared
all that cereal out of there, I'd have plenty of
space to put my junk. Put uk in that for

(13:46):
fifteen minutes, and we have it from crap is in
the way of his junk. Does no one else feel
bad for that? Elf? This has been two fifty minute
morning show podcasts in a row all about Scotty and
he's funked up life. Bag pretty plastic bags. Those they

(14:07):
don't make those anymore. They don't make them anymore in
New York. Yeah, eitly get rid of those. I bought
two cases of them before they were outlawed. Le Just
in case you're wondering all the plastic straws you bought.
I know the rest of this podcast, let's throw it out.

(14:27):
What is that? It's a cassette player, because I have
lots of cassettes at my base. Oh my god, Scott,
So I found this. I did an interview and when
I was in fourth grade with my next door neighbor,
and I've always wanted to hear what it sounded like.
This is what we do, swapping shop. Scotty's studio is

(14:50):
going to become a place where, like people in the
future come look at what we did back in He's
already built. His museum is right there. Alright, Well, thank you.
I'm glad we could get together for the fifteen minute
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