January 26, 2021 • 13 mins
Scotty B tries to join our zoom room but the audio makes it difficult.,,,it's either fun or annoying!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone.
Elvis represents the fifteen minute Morning Show, so we gather
again for the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. All. Oh
(00:26):
my god, it sounds like a female Dan Rain dropped
it days so fun run. So what's all that noise?
Oh Scotty's microphone. Scotty's on. He st you on, Bro Scotty.
(00:53):
Oh that's loud. Turn it down. What happened? Turn it down?
Stop it, stop it, turn it down. Okay, that's better.
Can we scared tune in? Toun in Tokyo? Now I
hear me coming back? Hello, can you hear us? Hear?
(01:17):
It's the mike down. It's either like all or nothing.
You saying I'm just gonna go away. Wait, and we're
echoing back in this super Bowl. Let's figure out that's better.
(01:41):
Can you hear it? Can we hear you? Know? I
keep muting him because I don't want to blow your
ear drums. It's lower now I heard it in a
better volume. Hi, Scottie, I can't hear you. I'm going home.
That's the problem. I can hear you now, but I
can hear me coming back to toll out of this
(02:06):
we could do this, turn off the audio. Zoom, my
uncle John, oh my god, get your computer sound preferences
and select your microphone not your microphone, you would laugh. Hell, touchdown,
(02:32):
Tampa Bay. I think that's better. I know, but he
needs an opportunity to speak on the show, so we don't.
We can't mute. You can't just mute people if you
don't like what they're saying. Well, we can't. We made
a career of that. Did you fix it? Okay? Okay, wait, wait,
(02:54):
we're good. We maybe maybe good. We can't. We can't
hear him though, talk. No, he's not, that's not it's
not about that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
good yeah, yeah, but we're hearing yep. They're still still
in echo coming back speaking in there. No, that's not
(03:14):
a speaker, that's not flat back. That's that's something that
that's an input coming back out of It doesn't need
to be zood. No, he doesn't needn't get permission for
his bud. I'm just gonna leave. Fine, here's zoom and
(03:34):
clean cleaded on the same computer computer. Yes, then you
won't see me anymore. Yeah, we want to see turn
clean cleaning audio setting, turn off audio audio. Yeah, if
you click on the bottom the little arrow on a
(03:55):
little arrow, click leave audio or whatever audio or whatever.
Look at God, listen, I'm not Uncle Johnny, so I
feel like an idiot. It's pretty cool. How about this?
Have a enow? Yes, yes, still here? You still used
to turn audio microphone. You're not using that. By the way,
(04:18):
she keeps watching this at the very beginning, you're still
in here and here you're God bless bless riches. He's
got to be imputting out, putting in both microphone wet
about ten past like Froggy and mate and their health
(04:39):
and health strokes is not going to happen, gonna happen here, Seriously,
I'm just gonna go away. If you notice your Scotty talks,
it doesn't echoes, Scott. Do you say something, Scott, do
you say something? I'm talking right now. That's very good,
very good. You know you're kiss so scary. Listen, scary.
I'm just gonna go away. We'll do this tomorrow. You
help me later. I feel dead. He's gonna go home
(05:03):
and take it half. He's not going to help you later.
Scott's leaving. I'm leaving, leaving. You don't leave and if
all right, I don't know what to do. Should we
just call it today? This is the podcast podcast? This
is dumb video camera camera. No, I didn't that's name
(05:31):
and went home. Welcome to Tampa for the super Bowl. Hole,
let's try to let's do it like this like this. Okay, okay, okay, no, no,
all right, all right, now you''m talking on the phone.
(05:54):
Well I'm talking to Nate also because I'm still like
doing the show. Welcome, go ahead and put yourself out.
I'm sorry. I think it's just stop. Do you hear that?
That's the sound of not one person still listening this podcast.
(06:19):
But if it's just us watching our own podcast, I
think we ran everyone away, poor Scotti. Do you guys
watch the podcast later in the day? Absolutely? I do
you all do? Yeah? Not today? My kids do. And
then I say, oh gosh, I'm so sorry and I
have to apologize. Mom watches it sometimes and then I
get a phone call. And this is how I know
she's watched it, because I don't answer all the time.
(06:40):
When she calls me around the time I think she's
watched it. She'll say, um, if you could give me
a calling, you get a chance there's just something I
would like to discuss with you. I know that that
means that I said something that I should not. That
makes her very unpractical. It's so funny to me that
we're the age we are and we still get in
trouble with our parents. Because when I like, I think
back and I was a small child and my parents
(07:01):
were forty, I don't think their parents called them and said, hey,
I need to talk about something you said. Well, they
didn't have a show, right, they weren't on the radio.
So I could tell Froggy this now, since he is
going to the super Bowl, I was willing to pay
your son some money to unplug the TV during Tampa
Bay's first touchdown of the Super Bowl, just to get
(07:21):
your reaction. And he was into it like that, yeah,
and we're actually going to do it over the weekend.
But he got so into the game he totally forgot
that him and I had this this deal. So secretly
he's gonna unplug the television, like who I live with people?
Your family think with me, but don't trust soul. Yeah,
(07:44):
we're gonna pay Kate to start chanting let's go Chiefs
at the game. Oh could you imagine. So I told
Kate and I go, I guess we're not doing this
this bit and he goes, well, I'm gonna have to
just turn the lights off at the super Bowl. That
was close. That would have been a bad moment in
the Froggy house. That would have been really bad. It
(08:04):
would have been great for the show. Oh, I've seen,
but I've seen those moments with Froggy, Like when he
gets real pissed. It's like like I'm some monster, Like
I lose my ship all the time. Oh no, no, no,
But that one time that you did lose your ship. Remember, Okay,
I've done you for almost I've done you for fifty
sixteen years now. I lost my ship one time, one time.
I think that's a pretty good record. And to be honest,
(08:24):
what you lost your ship over was worth it. Okay,
but let me ask you a question. What is worse
than a friend recalling the time you lost your ship.
You're like, oh, I have to relive this again. I
lost myself in the bathroom because I was in That
was bad. But I was right right, Danielle, Yes, you
were you. So we were celebrating Lisa's birthday and a
whole bunch of the ladies got together and we rented
(08:46):
a car U and actually we got the car through
a Froggy friend and one of the free one of
the girls threw up all over the car and made
a mess, and Froggy we got it for free and
it was lent to us by a friend, you know.
And she threw up because she was wasted and she
couldn't handle her alcohol. So Froggy was real pisted because
(09:08):
you know, I mean, we're responsible for that car because
it's a friend's. So it was not It was not good.
He was not happy. It was this friend named Danielle Minero.
It was and I'll tell you Danielle was texting me,
was like while it was happening, She's like, I'm so sorry.
What can I do to help? What can we do?
Because I know we didn't ye. It was bad, but
I did lose my ship, but all I did was screaming, yell.
(09:28):
It was nothing physical her ship. That would have been worse. Yeah,
straight high straight nig. Oh, hey, where'd you go? You
didn't go get a haircut? But where's you got plates here? Jeff?
Jeff's trying to fix something for me. Does anyone fake
Nate looks like Napoleon Dynamite today, thank you. I think
(09:49):
more like, what's what's the what's the crazy scientists naming
back to the future. He looks more like that guy, Hey,
future boy, you know who I look like? Prince Albert
from Victoria. No, he's hot. Your hair, your he has
the hair, the hair, the face. He does have the
flip hair over there, admitted from the profile. I look
(10:10):
a little bit like him. Turn sideways. He's hotter. Well,
Mike's in your way. We can see really, uh, I
will tell you if if you're not watching Victoria. The
guy who plays Prince Albert nowhere near as hot as
the Duke of Hastings on Britain, not at all. But
he's pretty fucking hot. And so I said, Nate, you
(10:33):
gotta watch. So Nate said, I'll watch it. Then I'm like, really,
you're in the hot guys. You know I'm not really
the hot guys. I mean I appreciate it. Very attractive man,
you know. I will tell you that looks at hot
guys and it's like I'm hotter and compares all the features.
There are times where Elvis will say some guys hot
and please by the way. I love that lighting on
(10:54):
your forehead looks great. This is sliding here sucks. And
Scotty's station is so messy. But look at look at
Dave Broni's lighting. His face is like equally yeah, lighted.
It looks good. Garrett looks good. Scary is glowing. Danielle
and Gandhi and Froggy has got a little bit of
a shadow, but it looks kind of all it's coming
off my forehead. If I could get like, it's not
(11:15):
if it's an avant garde in front of the brick wall,
I still have the old jingle ball background. Yes, did
you order a new one? We ordered a new one.
Keep it up until next shingle ball? Why not? All right?
So what are we doing? How much time? Do we
haven't even started? No, we're not We haven't even started.
Three minutes. I think we're done. Oh no, three minutes?
Did we include? We haven't done anything. We got screamed
(11:39):
out in the ears by Scotty. We heard a lot
of echoes. Danielle made some noises. We heard about Froggy's
flip out. Look Scotty's back, see if it works out
is not even here? Oh? Yes, it's office computer. Then, yes,
so scary. It's it's he's using the internal microphone on
the computer. Yeah, it sounds much better, I mean echoes
(12:03):
a little bit. I'm leaving. Well we are no no,
Now you sound okay and we don't hear ourselves back
a little bit, a little bit. I must be using
the computer mic Whose room are you in? Where are
you are you? I'm in the I'm in the office.
We're having some work down downstairs. So this is now
also our kitchen. Hello, kitty. You never fridge, I stole it.
(12:25):
What about the chair you're on. You're in a very
porn chair. Yeah, that's a COVID catcher if I've ever
seen one. Look at that? Is that that it absorbs
the VID? You skin you? It's furry. I don't know.
All right, well this has been a podcast about into nothing.
That's Ashley cover conduit for diseases like second emotion. To
(12:57):
stop this second emotion? Oh no, all it won four
Bye bye, bye bye. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone.
Elvis represents the fifteen minute Morning Show, so we gather
again for the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. All. Oh
(00:26):
my god, it sounds like a female Dan Rain dropped
it days so fun run. So what's all that noise?
Oh Scotty's microphone. Scotty's on. He st you on, Bro Scotty.
(00:53):
Oh that's loud. Turn it down. What happened? Turn it down?
Stop it, stop it, turn it down. Okay, that's better.
Can we scared tune in? Toun in Tokyo? Now I
hear me coming back? Hello, can you hear us? Hear?
(01:17):
It's the mike down. It's either like all or nothing.
You saying I'm just gonna go away. Wait, and we're
echoing back in this super Bowl. Let's figure out that's better.
(01:41):
Can you hear it? Can we hear you? Know? I
keep muting him because I don't want to blow your
ear drums. It's lower now I heard it in a
better volume. Hi, Scottie, I can't hear you. I'm going home.
That's the problem. I can hear you now, but I
can hear me coming back to toll out of this
(02:06):
we could do this, turn off the audio. Zoom, my
uncle John, oh my god, get your computer sound preferences
and select your microphone not your microphone, you would laugh. Hell, touchdown,
(02:32):
Tampa Bay. I think that's better. I know, but he
needs an opportunity to speak on the show, so we don't.
We can't mute. You can't just mute people if you
don't like what they're saying. Well, we can't. We made
a career of that. Did you fix it? Okay? Okay, wait, wait,
(02:54):
we're good. We maybe maybe good. We can't. We can't
hear him though, talk. No, he's not, that's not it's
not about that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
good yeah, yeah, but we're hearing yep. They're still still
in echo coming back speaking in there. No, that's not
(03:14):
a speaker, that's not flat back. That's that's something that
that's an input coming back out of It doesn't need
to be zood. No, he doesn't needn't get permission for
his bud. I'm just gonna leave. Fine, here's zoom and
(03:34):
clean cleaded on the same computer computer. Yes, then you
won't see me anymore. Yeah, we want to see turn
clean cleaning audio setting, turn off audio audio. Yeah, if
you click on the bottom the little arrow on a
(03:55):
little arrow, click leave audio or whatever audio or whatever.
Look at God, listen, I'm not Uncle Johnny, so I
feel like an idiot. It's pretty cool. How about this?
Have a enow? Yes, yes, still here? You still used
to turn audio microphone. You're not using that. By the way,
(04:18):
she keeps watching this at the very beginning, you're still
in here and here you're God bless bless riches. He's
got to be imputting out, putting in both microphone wet
about ten past like Froggy and mate and their health
(04:39):
and health strokes is not going to happen, gonna happen here, Seriously,
I'm just gonna go away. If you notice your Scotty talks,
it doesn't echoes, Scott. Do you say something, Scott, do
you say something? I'm talking right now. That's very good,
very good. You know you're kiss so scary. Listen, scary.
I'm just gonna go away. We'll do this tomorrow. You
help me later. I feel dead. He's gonna go home
(05:03):
and take it half. He's not going to help you later.
Scott's leaving. I'm leaving, leaving. You don't leave and if
all right, I don't know what to do. Should we
just call it today? This is the podcast podcast? This
is dumb video camera camera. No, I didn't that's name
(05:31):
and went home. Welcome to Tampa for the super Bowl. Hole,
let's try to let's do it like this like this. Okay, okay, okay, no, no,
all right, all right, now you''m talking on the phone.
(05:54):
Well I'm talking to Nate also because I'm still like
doing the show. Welcome, go ahead and put yourself out.
I'm sorry. I think it's just stop. Do you hear that?
That's the sound of not one person still listening this podcast.
(06:19):
But if it's just us watching our own podcast, I
think we ran everyone away, poor Scotti. Do you guys
watch the podcast later in the day? Absolutely? I do
you all do? Yeah? Not today? My kids do. And
then I say, oh gosh, I'm so sorry and I
have to apologize. Mom watches it sometimes and then I
get a phone call. And this is how I know
she's watched it, because I don't answer all the time.
(06:40):
When she calls me around the time I think she's
watched it. She'll say, um, if you could give me
a calling, you get a chance there's just something I
would like to discuss with you. I know that that
means that I said something that I should not. That
makes her very unpractical. It's so funny to me that
we're the age we are and we still get in
trouble with our parents. Because when I like, I think
back and I was a small child and my parents
(07:01):
were forty, I don't think their parents called them and said, hey,
I need to talk about something you said. Well, they
didn't have a show, right, they weren't on the radio.
So I could tell Froggy this now, since he is
going to the super Bowl, I was willing to pay
your son some money to unplug the TV during Tampa
Bay's first touchdown of the Super Bowl, just to get
(07:21):
your reaction. And he was into it like that, yeah,
and we're actually going to do it over the weekend.
But he got so into the game he totally forgot
that him and I had this this deal. So secretly
he's gonna unplug the television, like who I live with people?
Your family think with me, but don't trust soul. Yeah,
(07:44):
we're gonna pay Kate to start chanting let's go Chiefs
at the game. Oh could you imagine. So I told
Kate and I go, I guess we're not doing this
this bit and he goes, well, I'm gonna have to
just turn the lights off at the super Bowl. That
was close. That would have been a bad moment in
the Froggy house. That would have been really bad. It
(08:04):
would have been great for the show. Oh, I've seen,
but I've seen those moments with Froggy, Like when he
gets real pissed. It's like like I'm some monster, Like
I lose my ship all the time. Oh no, no, no,
But that one time that you did lose your ship. Remember, Okay,
I've done you for almost I've done you for fifty
sixteen years now. I lost my ship one time, one time.
I think that's a pretty good record. And to be honest,
(08:24):
what you lost your ship over was worth it. Okay,
but let me ask you a question. What is worse
than a friend recalling the time you lost your ship.
You're like, oh, I have to relive this again. I
lost myself in the bathroom because I was in That
was bad. But I was right right, Danielle, Yes, you
were you. So we were celebrating Lisa's birthday and a
whole bunch of the ladies got together and we rented
(08:46):
a car U and actually we got the car through
a Froggy friend and one of the free one of
the girls threw up all over the car and made
a mess, and Froggy we got it for free and
it was lent to us by a friend, you know.
And she threw up because she was wasted and she
couldn't handle her alcohol. So Froggy was real pisted because
(09:08):
you know, I mean, we're responsible for that car because
it's a friend's. So it was not It was not good.
He was not happy. It was this friend named Danielle Minero.
It was and I'll tell you Danielle was texting me,
was like while it was happening, She's like, I'm so sorry.
What can I do to help? What can we do?
Because I know we didn't ye. It was bad, but
I did lose my ship, but all I did was screaming, yell.
(09:28):
It was nothing physical her ship. That would have been worse. Yeah,
straight high straight nig. Oh, hey, where'd you go? You
didn't go get a haircut? But where's you got plates here? Jeff?
Jeff's trying to fix something for me. Does anyone fake
Nate looks like Napoleon Dynamite today, thank you. I think
(09:49):
more like, what's what's the what's the crazy scientists naming
back to the future. He looks more like that guy, Hey,
future boy, you know who I look like? Prince Albert
from Victoria. No, he's hot. Your hair, your he has
the hair, the hair, the face. He does have the
flip hair over there, admitted from the profile. I look
(10:10):
a little bit like him. Turn sideways. He's hotter. Well,
Mike's in your way. We can see really, uh, I
will tell you if if you're not watching Victoria. The
guy who plays Prince Albert nowhere near as hot as
the Duke of Hastings on Britain, not at all. But
he's pretty fucking hot. And so I said, Nate, you
(10:33):
gotta watch. So Nate said, I'll watch it. Then I'm like, really,
you're in the hot guys. You know I'm not really
the hot guys. I mean I appreciate it. Very attractive man,
you know. I will tell you that looks at hot
guys and it's like I'm hotter and compares all the features.
There are times where Elvis will say some guys hot
and please by the way. I love that lighting on
(10:54):
your forehead looks great. This is sliding here sucks. And
Scotty's station is so messy. But look at look at
Dave Broni's lighting. His face is like equally yeah, lighted.
It looks good. Garrett looks good. Scary is glowing. Danielle
and Gandhi and Froggy has got a little bit of
a shadow, but it looks kind of all it's coming
off my forehead. If I could get like, it's not
(11:15):
if it's an avant garde in front of the brick wall,
I still have the old jingle ball background. Yes, did
you order a new one? We ordered a new one.
Keep it up until next shingle ball? Why not? All right?
So what are we doing? How much time? Do we
haven't even started? No, we're not We haven't even started.
Three minutes. I think we're done. Oh no, three minutes?
Did we include? We haven't done anything. We got screamed
(11:39):
out in the ears by Scotty. We heard a lot
of echoes. Danielle made some noises. We heard about Froggy's
flip out. Look Scotty's back, see if it works out
is not even here? Oh? Yes, it's office computer. Then, yes,
so scary. It's it's he's using the internal microphone on
the computer. Yeah, it sounds much better, I mean echoes
(12:03):
a little bit. I'm leaving. Well we are no no,
Now you sound okay and we don't hear ourselves back
a little bit, a little bit. I must be using
the computer mic Whose room are you in? Where are
you are you? I'm in the I'm in the office.
We're having some work down downstairs. So this is now
also our kitchen. Hello, kitty. You never fridge, I stole it.
(12:25):
What about the chair you're on. You're in a very
porn chair. Yeah, that's a COVID catcher if I've ever
seen one. Look at that? Is that that it absorbs
the VID? You skin you? It's furry. I don't know.
All right, well this has been a podcast about into nothing.
That's Ashley cover conduit for diseases like second emotion. To
(12:57):
stop this second emotion? Oh no, all it won four
Bye bye, bye bye. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
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