January 19, 2021 • 12 mins
Brody wants to know how could you run out of bags. Danielle got caught for buying more shoes. We show off some pictures our listener 'Tattoo Bob' made for us!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show.
We'll look at that. Everyone's showing up for the fifteen
minute morning show podcast, including Nate's hair. That's right, Hey,
let's just look at that very voluminous, isn't it? Wasn't
(00:28):
there a serial killer who didn't kill people? He was
just a killer, just a regular killer killer. Has anybody
watched The night Stalker on Netflix? I tried to watch it,
and it is gruesome. I watched the first episode in
it really kind of messed me up. I have to
get to the other three. Why God, what a freak.
(00:50):
I mean, this this guy. I can't believe he lasted
as long as he did. I mean it was just
like every night, who twice a night, three times a
night he's breaking into somebody's house. But I'll tell you
though the scenes, the murder scenes. I mean, he it's gruesome.
I mean I was like, I really showing that show
to Nate said that if you watch it, you're gonna
(01:10):
lock your doors, change the locks, get new windows. I'm like,
what the hell would I want to watch that expensive?
For this episode one in Heather's like, we really need
a security system. I go, this is thirty five years
ago can be. So I'm gonna try to watch the
second episode. I will say there's one company that is
(01:33):
probably very disappointed with this series. And when you start
watching it, Elvis, you'll realize which company is probably seeing
your sales because of this. Okay for you, Okay, thank you.
So here we are with a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy, there's Scotty b and they're scratching his back.
There's Danielle in her brasement. There's a Garrett in his kitchen,
(01:57):
and there's Gandhi and her boyf living room. They're scary
and master control. And there's Brodie in the in the den. Hi, Brody, Hello, everybody?
How are you doing good? Anyway? There's something going on there?
What's going on? There's there's nothing going on, not at all.
(02:21):
I just a loan in. This is something's wrong with Brody? Yeah,
I know, I know, I know when he gets that look,
you know what. I wanted to tell a story about
a disappointing experience in a story yesterday. I know that's shocking,
but have you ever been to a store that's out
of something they shouldn't be out of? You mean pop
Eyes and Chicken a number of years ago. They were
(02:43):
out of burgers right anyway, So I was at bathroom
beyond yesterday and I had to buy some silverware. So
the bed, the bathroom and beyond it was clearly beyond.
So I got I gotta know about ten pieces of silverware,
a couple of forks and spoons to fill in that.
The kids to wrought some spoons whatever. And so I
go to the register and she rings me up and
(03:04):
she just here you go, and she hands me the
forks and spoons. So I said, do you have a bag. Nope,
we're out of bags. How we had a bags or
we've been out of bags for about a week. I said, well,
what are you gonna put this stuff in? Nothing? I said, well,
do you have that nice wrapping paper you normally wrapped
the silver ware in. No, so she pulled out a
(03:24):
brown roll of paper towels and wrapped my forks and spoons,
real brown paper towel. Well, you know I have it
somewhere here, let me find it. I'll show it you later.
In the podcast of the Bag Stopping Shop last week,
a supermarket had no people were just loading all the
stuff in their carts just loose. You know what I
(03:44):
don't understand when you go to a store like the
Disney store where I frequent often, and they say, hey,
you have to pay for the bag or you have
to carry it out in your hand, and I'm like,
I don't want. Well, I'm going to carry this around
the mall like in my hands unless I pay a
doll or fifty or whatever it is for the bag.
They're like, yeah, that's the rules. This isn't a lot
of stores now that this is the rule. I don't
(04:06):
guess a lot of people are bringing their own bags.
Like I usually have a reusable bag in my backpack
just in case I O B. You know what I did? Guys,
Look this is what I got. It looks like you stolen.
That's basically a napkin wrapped around sports and thanks Beyond.
(04:30):
That's coupon. I'm a Beyond member, which means I get
off everything amount of watch you pay for that. Yeah,
no kidding, but I chopping off to the pace for itself.
Plus you get your own special registers. Wh get on
the line, they say to you, are you Beyond member?
This line is Beyond members? Yea, my phone, this is
(04:51):
what I got from being a Beyond member. I'm a
little jealous. I would love to be a Beyond member.
That seems like such an elite little club, right, It's
like having the black card of us. But not so.
Daniell got yelled at this weekend, busted. You got busted
big time. Please, So I'm trying to look and see
if he's listening to me. Hold, look, I don't think so.
(05:14):
So over the weekend a package came with his shoes,
brand new boots in it that I had ordered my girlfriend.
I got the same ones. Blah blah blah. So the
fox comes and I grab it and I rip open
the box and I put the boots down in a
little hallway area that we have, and I get rid
of the box and everything else. He comes home and
he picks up the boot that he sees sitting in
(05:34):
the hallway area and he goes, ah, when did you
get this? And I go, um, yeah, those are cute, right,
I just got them something like, I'm trying to be
all coy about it. I'm like, and he's like, I
don't care how much they were. You're doing real well
with this, not spending too much. In the beginning of
the year. I was like, okay, whatever. Then I realized
hide the evidence. What I do is I just put
(05:55):
him there thinking he's gonna know or think that they're old.
That's not what happen into my house. He has a
mental stuck in his head of everything I own, and
so he's like, he knows it's new, So hide the
fucking evidence, Daniel. What you're doing? Ye a lesson? You
know what Alex does. He'll go, huh, when'd you get
those shoes? I said, I've had these. Yeah, let me
(06:17):
see the bottom. He has to check and make sure
they're scuffed on the bottom. You know, you go outside
and rub him across the concrete for a few more.
But my point is this, if I want to buy
some fucking shoes, I'm gonna buy my fucking But it's like,
here's a perfect example. It's not it's not your place.
It doesn't matter. Tell me when I need to be buying.
(06:40):
The other day, we were cleaning out some cabins and
getting rid of ship and we have a cabinet that
just has ship in it, I mean literally ship. So
it's loaded with like Turvis tumblers and all this. Like
YETI cups and like, okay, there's just so the other
day we cleaned it out. Yesterday Amazon I could shows
(07:00):
up so has my name on it, and I'm like,
I didn't order anything. So I opened it. It's a
pink yettie and I'm like, who the funk ordered this?
She says, Oh I did. I said, we just throughout
twenty cups last week. Yeah, but we didn't have any
pink one, so I ordered a pink one. So stupid. See,
(07:20):
Sheldon will say to me, I'll go, oh, but I'm
selling all this stuff on push Mark. And then I
have another bag that I donate it to charity. And
he's like, just because there's an empty spot in the
closet doesn't mean it needs to be filled. I'm like, yes,
I know, I understand. It's like it's like we don't
make our own money. I know it's not always at
the money. And I get what he says to a point,
(07:42):
like a lot of packages come, there's a lot, there's
a lot. But here's the thing. The other day he
had more packages delivered than I did, so you know
I pointed that out of course. Okay, I'm gonna ask
you guys a question. Do you know who This guy
is Jonathan Taylor Thomas. No, this this guy is TWIX
(08:03):
in line for the crown in the UK. This is
Queen Elizabeth's grand nephew, great nephew. He's in line. This guy,
he's all over the he broke the internet this weekend.
This guy right here should jump line just by the
fact of his looks, I mean years old. He's into
(08:25):
fitness obviously. His name is h Arthur Chad Ho Queen
Elizabeth twenty one year old grand nephew. Can you imagine?
Is that an impressive pickup line? Hello ladies, I'm in
line for the crowd. Yes, if I just kill, if
I kill the other five, I'm in that's a movie.
(08:45):
That's a movie that is designated survivor right there. You
don't think of royalty looking like that, chat Ho chatow
chat I think Chad, it sounds like an app killed.
What's that? Would he be a suspect if just happened
to die? Probably? Probably they're going to call him into
Scotland Yard for some questioning and lines like the perfect
(09:07):
place to be though, because you don't actually want the crown.
I don't think you want the crown. That seems like
a lot of pressure, but in line you can kind
of like funk off and do whatever you want. You're
never going to get there, but you're still royalty. Yeah,
I'm in. I think I bet we're We're all royalty
in one way. I just have a feeling after watching
the Crown, I'm convinced someone after that family. But Elvis,
(09:29):
don't you think that with ancestry dot Com, one of
us somewhere down the road. Maybe if it's like people connected,
is someone related to you know? The queen has to
be from North Carolina. I have no branches on my
tree my family. My family actually looked up our family
tree and we're a bunch of like disgusting robbers and
(09:52):
murderers and drunks. But one of those drunks probably know
someone who knows someone who knows someone is related to someone.
I think I'm close sis because I have sex with
a royal with a British guy. So yes, I would
say I'm probably furthest away from that, just based on
certain racial traits that we have going on here. But
the British, the British were in charge of India for
(10:12):
a while. They were, but there are no Well, my
mom is kind of light skinned, something could have happened.
She's very fair. I don't know, but I think about
it because like when I meet another person that goes, oh,
I know a friend that has less the same last
name as you Vogel. Don't you think somewhere down the
line it started with one Vogel and then they kind
(10:33):
of branched off that way, you would think, yeah, conversation,
I'm sorry I brought it up. Well, the guy is
hot is hot? That was my show and tell Hot Royal.
I think, yeah, I think Scary is the closest to royalty.
I'll tell you why. Why. You know the royals all
marry each other, and Scary has two cousins that got married.
(10:54):
He's scared. He can't close his blood is. You can
tell my great grandma and grandpa they were cousins that
they still are. Ye in that caricature drawing that Elvis
posted on his Instagram story, it looks like your parents
are cousins. Wo, only in the caricature talking biking Scary. Oh,
(11:26):
it's a joker. I don't think he drew me Like, hey,
I haven't seen mine and I don't want to. So
look at Brodie's arm, like pull it out a little
bit one arm right here, it looks like I'm a
I'm a spider. Or no, you look like Slimer and
(11:47):
Slimer was white. Yeah, yeah, we find my mind's pretty
bad too. I look like a super white version of
Cruella Deville. I hear he's working on all of us,
you guys here, Michael Jackson, this one's more. If tattooed
Bob is listening to the podcast, please don't do one
of me. You don't have enough from my forehead. We
need to do everybody. We have tattoo Bob on the
(12:09):
podcast this week and reveal everyone's photos can get him. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta go to the bathroom a minute and a half. Oh,
go right there, that's perfect. Right. We said when we're done,
we're just going to be done our New Year's resolution. Yeah,
we're gonna end it right now. Okay, whoever we could
(12:32):
get together and we actually didn't do anything, nothing accomplished,
all right, tootles The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show.
We'll look at that. Everyone's showing up for the fifteen
minute morning show podcast, including Nate's hair. That's right, Hey,
let's just look at that very voluminous, isn't it? Wasn't
(00:28):
there a serial killer who didn't kill people? He was
just a killer, just a regular killer killer. Has anybody
watched The night Stalker on Netflix? I tried to watch it,
and it is gruesome. I watched the first episode in
it really kind of messed me up. I have to
get to the other three. Why God, what a freak.
(00:50):
I mean, this this guy. I can't believe he lasted
as long as he did. I mean it was just
like every night, who twice a night, three times a
night he's breaking into somebody's house. But I'll tell you
though the scenes, the murder scenes. I mean, he it's gruesome.
I mean I was like, I really showing that show
to Nate said that if you watch it, you're gonna
(01:10):
lock your doors, change the locks, get new windows. I'm like,
what the hell would I want to watch that expensive?
For this episode one in Heather's like, we really need
a security system. I go, this is thirty five years
ago can be. So I'm gonna try to watch the
second episode. I will say there's one company that is
(01:33):
probably very disappointed with this series. And when you start
watching it, Elvis, you'll realize which company is probably seeing
your sales because of this. Okay for you, Okay, thank you.
So here we are with a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy, there's Scotty b and they're scratching his back.
There's Danielle in her brasement. There's a Garrett in his kitchen,
(01:57):
and there's Gandhi and her boyf living room. They're scary
and master control. And there's Brodie in the in the den. Hi, Brody, Hello, everybody?
How are you doing good? Anyway? There's something going on there?
What's going on? There's there's nothing going on, not at all.
(02:21):
I just a loan in. This is something's wrong with Brody? Yeah,
I know, I know, I know when he gets that look,
you know what. I wanted to tell a story about
a disappointing experience in a story yesterday. I know that's shocking,
but have you ever been to a store that's out
of something they shouldn't be out of? You mean pop
Eyes and Chicken a number of years ago. They were
(02:43):
out of burgers right anyway, So I was at bathroom
beyond yesterday and I had to buy some silverware. So
the bed, the bathroom and beyond it was clearly beyond.
So I got I gotta know about ten pieces of silverware,
a couple of forks and spoons to fill in that.
The kids to wrought some spoons whatever. And so I
go to the register and she rings me up and
(03:04):
she just here you go, and she hands me the
forks and spoons. So I said, do you have a bag. Nope,
we're out of bags. How we had a bags or
we've been out of bags for about a week. I said, well,
what are you gonna put this stuff in? Nothing? I said, well,
do you have that nice wrapping paper you normally wrapped
the silver ware in. No, so she pulled out a
(03:24):
brown roll of paper towels and wrapped my forks and spoons,
real brown paper towel. Well, you know I have it
somewhere here, let me find it. I'll show it you later.
In the podcast of the Bag Stopping Shop last week,
a supermarket had no people were just loading all the
stuff in their carts just loose. You know what I
(03:44):
don't understand when you go to a store like the
Disney store where I frequent often, and they say, hey,
you have to pay for the bag or you have
to carry it out in your hand, and I'm like,
I don't want. Well, I'm going to carry this around
the mall like in my hands unless I pay a
doll or fifty or whatever it is for the bag.
They're like, yeah, that's the rules. This isn't a lot
of stores now that this is the rule. I don't
(04:06):
guess a lot of people are bringing their own bags.
Like I usually have a reusable bag in my backpack
just in case I O B. You know what I did? Guys,
Look this is what I got. It looks like you stolen.
That's basically a napkin wrapped around sports and thanks Beyond.
(04:30):
That's coupon. I'm a Beyond member, which means I get
off everything amount of watch you pay for that. Yeah,
no kidding, but I chopping off to the pace for itself.
Plus you get your own special registers. Wh get on
the line, they say to you, are you Beyond member?
This line is Beyond members? Yea, my phone, this is
(04:51):
what I got from being a Beyond member. I'm a
little jealous. I would love to be a Beyond member.
That seems like such an elite little club, right, It's
like having the black card of us. But not so.
Daniell got yelled at this weekend, busted. You got busted
big time. Please, So I'm trying to look and see
if he's listening to me. Hold, look, I don't think so.
(05:14):
So over the weekend a package came with his shoes,
brand new boots in it that I had ordered my girlfriend.
I got the same ones. Blah blah blah. So the
fox comes and I grab it and I rip open
the box and I put the boots down in a
little hallway area that we have, and I get rid
of the box and everything else. He comes home and
he picks up the boot that he sees sitting in
(05:34):
the hallway area and he goes, ah, when did you
get this? And I go, um, yeah, those are cute, right,
I just got them something like, I'm trying to be
all coy about it. I'm like, and he's like, I
don't care how much they were. You're doing real well
with this, not spending too much. In the beginning of
the year. I was like, okay, whatever. Then I realized
hide the evidence. What I do is I just put
(05:55):
him there thinking he's gonna know or think that they're old.
That's not what happen into my house. He has a
mental stuck in his head of everything I own, and
so he's like, he knows it's new, So hide the
fucking evidence, Daniel. What you're doing? Ye a lesson? You
know what Alex does. He'll go, huh, when'd you get
those shoes? I said, I've had these. Yeah, let me
(06:17):
see the bottom. He has to check and make sure
they're scuffed on the bottom. You know, you go outside
and rub him across the concrete for a few more.
But my point is this, if I want to buy
some fucking shoes, I'm gonna buy my fucking But it's like,
here's a perfect example. It's not it's not your place.
It doesn't matter. Tell me when I need to be buying.
(06:40):
The other day, we were cleaning out some cabins and
getting rid of ship and we have a cabinet that
just has ship in it, I mean literally ship. So
it's loaded with like Turvis tumblers and all this. Like
YETI cups and like, okay, there's just so the other
day we cleaned it out. Yesterday Amazon I could shows
(07:00):
up so has my name on it, and I'm like,
I didn't order anything. So I opened it. It's a
pink yettie and I'm like, who the funk ordered this?
She says, Oh I did. I said, we just throughout
twenty cups last week. Yeah, but we didn't have any
pink one, so I ordered a pink one. So stupid. See,
(07:20):
Sheldon will say to me, I'll go, oh, but I'm
selling all this stuff on push Mark. And then I
have another bag that I donate it to charity. And
he's like, just because there's an empty spot in the
closet doesn't mean it needs to be filled. I'm like, yes,
I know, I understand. It's like it's like we don't
make our own money. I know it's not always at
the money. And I get what he says to a point,
(07:42):
like a lot of packages come, there's a lot, there's
a lot. But here's the thing. The other day he
had more packages delivered than I did, so you know
I pointed that out of course. Okay, I'm gonna ask
you guys a question. Do you know who This guy
is Jonathan Taylor Thomas. No, this this guy is TWIX
(08:03):
in line for the crown in the UK. This is
Queen Elizabeth's grand nephew, great nephew. He's in line. This guy,
he's all over the he broke the internet this weekend.
This guy right here should jump line just by the
fact of his looks, I mean years old. He's into
(08:25):
fitness obviously. His name is h Arthur Chad Ho Queen
Elizabeth twenty one year old grand nephew. Can you imagine?
Is that an impressive pickup line? Hello ladies, I'm in
line for the crowd. Yes, if I just kill, if
I kill the other five, I'm in that's a movie.
(08:45):
That's a movie that is designated survivor right there. You
don't think of royalty looking like that, chat Ho chatow
chat I think Chad, it sounds like an app killed.
What's that? Would he be a suspect if just happened
to die? Probably? Probably they're going to call him into
Scotland Yard for some questioning and lines like the perfect
(09:07):
place to be though, because you don't actually want the crown.
I don't think you want the crown. That seems like
a lot of pressure, but in line you can kind
of like funk off and do whatever you want. You're
never going to get there, but you're still royalty. Yeah,
I'm in. I think I bet we're We're all royalty
in one way. I just have a feeling after watching
the Crown, I'm convinced someone after that family. But Elvis,
(09:29):
don't you think that with ancestry dot Com, one of
us somewhere down the road. Maybe if it's like people connected,
is someone related to you know? The queen has to
be from North Carolina. I have no branches on my
tree my family. My family actually looked up our family
tree and we're a bunch of like disgusting robbers and
(09:52):
murderers and drunks. But one of those drunks probably know
someone who knows someone who knows someone is related to someone.
I think I'm close sis because I have sex with
a royal with a British guy. So yes, I would
say I'm probably furthest away from that, just based on
certain racial traits that we have going on here. But
the British, the British were in charge of India for
(10:12):
a while. They were, but there are no Well, my
mom is kind of light skinned, something could have happened.
She's very fair. I don't know, but I think about
it because like when I meet another person that goes, oh,
I know a friend that has less the same last
name as you Vogel. Don't you think somewhere down the
line it started with one Vogel and then they kind
(10:33):
of branched off that way, you would think, yeah, conversation,
I'm sorry I brought it up. Well, the guy is
hot is hot? That was my show and tell Hot Royal.
I think, yeah, I think Scary is the closest to royalty.
I'll tell you why. Why. You know the royals all
marry each other, and Scary has two cousins that got married.
(10:54):
He's scared. He can't close his blood is. You can
tell my great grandma and grandpa they were cousins that
they still are. Ye in that caricature drawing that Elvis
posted on his Instagram story, it looks like your parents
are cousins. Wo, only in the caricature talking biking Scary. Oh,
(11:26):
it's a joker. I don't think he drew me Like, hey,
I haven't seen mine and I don't want to. So
look at Brodie's arm, like pull it out a little
bit one arm right here, it looks like I'm a
I'm a spider. Or no, you look like Slimer and
(11:47):
Slimer was white. Yeah, yeah, we find my mind's pretty
bad too. I look like a super white version of
Cruella Deville. I hear he's working on all of us,
you guys here, Michael Jackson, this one's more. If tattooed
Bob is listening to the podcast, please don't do one
of me. You don't have enough from my forehead. We
need to do everybody. We have tattoo Bob on the
(12:09):
podcast this week and reveal everyone's photos can get him. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta go to the bathroom a minute and a half. Oh,
go right there, that's perfect. Right. We said when we're done,
we're just going to be done our New Year's resolution. Yeah,
we're gonna end it right now. Okay, whoever we could
(12:32):
get together and we actually didn't do anything, nothing accomplished,
all right, tootles The fifteen Minute Morning Show
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