Hair Everywhere

Nate's hair is OUT OF CONTROL! We realized that some of us have bought weird things off ebay and online.

Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents show. Okay, everybody, what's wrong with your hair? For
the hair? It's your hair. I mean I just feel pale.

(00:28):
You've got this little bump of curls, right, this is
just I can't stand this anymore. Gandhia, I know how
your boyfriend feels. I cannot stand this long hair. I
know how you feel, Nate, I know exactly how you feel. Yeah,
bless you. No, I'm telling Nate for guys. I think
maybe after like and you guys correct me if I'm wrong.
The age of thirty, if you have that much hair

(00:50):
still on your head, flex, leave it long, Let it
be luscious. Yeah, yeah, it's it's so funny talking about
long hair in the problems. I was talking about it
to uh, one of like the contractors working in our house,
and I'm like, yeah, it's just getting out of hand.
And then I didn't even realize that the guy is
bald as a cue ball and talking about like it's

(01:13):
like I can't run that fast to a guy that's
in a wheelchair, you know. I mean, it's not that extreme,
but at the same time, I feel bad talking about
my problem when yeah, I know, Froggy, you probably want
more hair, right well, I mean it's for some reason.
I it won't. If you're watching this on the on
the Zoom on our fifty minute morning show with it's
on Instagram, you can see my hair just won't grow

(01:35):
past this line right here. It just won't grow. Nothing
will come forward. And then of course that we won't
talk about the big circle in the back. I don't
know what that is. It's like the circle of friendship.
I think, what what you're missing? And you are not
going to believe me even if I say it. Not
everybody could pull off having no hair. You can absolutely
pull off having no hair. You have a lovely shaped head.
To I shaved my head, there would be bumps everywhere.

(01:58):
I'm trying to like this, like I think it's had
a length. Now that they can say this length and
this is okay, I can I can accept that. It's
like the Jason state them, look you got going, he
gets that a little stubble that's there just so you
can just you can just pull it. At least they
can just pull it, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Nate's length is like a wrestler. Right now, you look

(02:22):
like a nineties wrestler because it's wet, it's long, and
I just say that is not a compliment. You look
like you're going through something. Yeah, and you're wearing a sweatshirt.
It doesn't look like you're wearing a shirt on. So
you definitely look like a restaurant, like a victim of
some sort. I'm going to hit Scary with a chair here.

(02:44):
I think't as curly he would have. It would be
easier to handle. Yeah, yeah, curly hairst difficulty straight out.
Then you look like Nelson from the Who is Nelson? Exactly? Loving? Affection,
love and affection after the rain I was watching, you know, Yeah,
I have an autograph copy of the Nelson c D

(03:07):
which I got as a gift from straight Nate. Thank you.
You gifted him a c D within the last decade, Yes,
Araph and what are you gonna do with that? Autograph?
Is worth a dollar three eight his contact? Thank you?
You know well, I think I gave that to Brody

(03:29):
before my my heart surgery, when I thought like, oh
if I die, at least somebody I know has has
the autograph Nelson c I never wanted to go to waste, didn't.
I also give you a poison autograph c D. I
don't remember that. No, okay, that's the one he sold.
I got Michaels to autograph of my album when he
did the party playing with him, So that's right. Believe anything,

(03:51):
he wouldn't be given it to you. Yeah, he'd be
selling that. I don't know how to sell stuff. Scotty
sells my stuff on eBay for me, and I give
him a cut. I got some stuff for you, something
for you on posh Mark and I didn't get a
cutacon how would you. I'll do it for fun. I'll

(04:11):
just take the fees. That's all scary. I'm your e
Bay guy. I sell your stuff. That's right. You did
to me to sell your blender, But I wasn't selling
it because it was open box fancy. No, I'm not
going to sell used crap. No one wants that were
box Scotty, hold up the Gobots command center. I gotta

(04:32):
sell this thing. It's not selling. Oh my god. Scotty
was offered. What didn't somebody offer to meet you in
a parking lot somewhere for this? Yeah? I wasn't taking that.
Yeah that sounds that's an open box item right there. No,
it's not. It's one little piece of the original tape
still hanging on. What year did you get done? I

(04:53):
got that. I told you that story I found in
the basement first radio station I worked, but opened it.
He told us that story. It might be worth something
to someone. Everything you want something from one man's garbage
is another man's gold. You want to sell three dollars later? Yeah?
See you know what I actually bought on eBay yesterday?
Do you guys remember the board games Tatigo? Yeah, great

(05:15):
board game, Gandhi Danielle. If you don't know it, it's
kind of like chest meats risk on time out time time.
You remind me of my wife. So you just said
you can't figure out how to sell ship on eBay,
so you have Scotty do that because that's a little
more work. But you've got no problem going on there
and buying ship. You sound just like Lisa. Easier process.
It's an easier process. I can't figure out how to

(05:39):
sell it, but I figured out how to buy more ship. Okay,
great things, that's just what we needed. More a lot
of work to post things. Actually, it's easy on posh Mark.
Poshmark makes it very simple for me. I think it
was a wallet, wasn't it. Yeah, buy end wallet, sell

(06:00):
stuff on fresh Market, but we never see that cash.
I think she dumps it back in and buys more crap. Yeah, well,
here's happens. You give it in your pass mark account
and you can use it to buy other things, or
you can get a check. But you can get a
check and use it to buy like groceries and things
like that. Oh yeah, we don't do that part. Yeah, yeah,
we just buy more ship with Lisa. I put all

(06:21):
the money comes into my PayPal account and goes right
back out from more stuff, back to back to Fatigo. Anyway,
I found the board game with the box from the eighties,
and we haven't My brother and I haven't played this
game since probably when I finally was able to beat
him and he picked up the board and threw it

(06:41):
across the room. That game disappeared, probably got sold in
the garage stale. So I found him the exact same one.
I'm gonna give it to him as present. So what's
the strangest thing that you guys have bought off of eBay?
Because I can't I can't believe I actually found this box.
I can't discuss that that we had. I mean, it's
not the same exact that have to be eBay? Can
I Can I tell you something that I did in

(07:03):
the middle of the night. It was I get really reckless,
like if I'm awake at night. I don't do bad
things as far as like talking to other people, but
I buy weird things. And I found a sanctuary where
elephants pick up a paintbrush and paint on a canvas.
Took it all my money. I have elephant paintings on

(07:24):
the way. I don't know if it's even real or not,
but it looked real. So I spent a lot of
money on the elephant painting. I watched her do it.
It was really cool. Is there anybody here that knows
the legal statute of limitations to talk about something illegal
at illegal? What? Well? What would the crime be? I
purchased something on eBay to obtain something else that was illegal,

(07:47):
and I was never caught. But it was over twenty
years ago. It's probably years ago at this point, are you.
I don't I'm not trusting Scotty. I'm not lawyer. No
one's lawyer here, No one's a lawyer. Tell us about
what your friend bought So I had this friend of

(08:12):
mine who wanted to have direct TV, but he wasn't
able to afford direct TV. So he went on to eBay,
he told me, and he bought this card emulator and
computer and he could plug it into his direct TV
box and he got every channel for free, including NFL
Sunday ticket so he could watch his favorite team play football,

(08:33):
and he could get every movie for free. But eventually
he was Yeah, but he got caught eventually, but they
could never really prove that he had it. So therefore,
I don't really want to talk about him if he
you know what I'm saying. But he bought that on eBay.
Who caught him? The Direct TV police, I mean, who

(08:54):
put I'm under the understanding that the direct TV people
were watching eBay and seeing these sales going on, and
then that's how they caught on that people were taking
an When we used to do that back in the day, Brooklyn,
we used to do that with cable boxes, and then
there was the threat that the cable company was going
to send an electronic bullet to zap your box and
toast it too, but it never happened. It's an urban legend. Okay, okay,

(09:22):
there's no electronic bullet. Didn't your dad do something like that. No,
we had the d scrambler box, so instead of me
just seeing a scrambled boob, I was able to see
the full one. It was a special box. I mean
everyone in the eighties had them. It was a box
you put on top of the cable box and you
were able to unscramble the signal and it would work
most of the time. So in Brooklyn, we had these

(09:42):
two family houses that had a driveway between them that
another two family house, and then a driveway with three
family house and people would run the same cable across
the driveway from one house to the next, and they
would all share HBO or cable or whatever, so like
one person would pay for it and then the whole
block would get it. My neighbors were My neighbors were rich,
and we're only home like a couple of months out

(10:03):
of the year. They were in their other house that
we lived in. The house that we had next to
us was like they're like ship house, didn't care about
but they paid for full cable. So we would lift
the box off and switch the little cables to our
house and we would get free cable all the time.
My mom would be like, how did we get all
these channels? One of your friends with that Direct TV guy? Yes, yeah,
we were good friends. Isn't this the equivalent of stealing

(10:25):
someone's or sharing someone's Netflix password at this point? Now yeah,
now it's the same thing. Yeah, hello, stealing? Yeah. Weird
things we bought on eBay? Oh you know what I
bought on eBay? I bought an autographed picture of Sadie Sink,
who plays Max on Stranger Things, because one of my

(10:46):
kids is a huge fan, so I bought it for him.
And then I bought a life size animatronic Sally from
The Nightmare before Chris, Yeah you did. And she moves
and she talks and she's saying, yeah, I put that
up a Halloween swindled by elephants on I'm not swindled.
I'm gonna show you. She picks up the paint puss
and she paints on the canvas they're doing on her audio.

(11:09):
Nobody's around her while she's doing it. I mean, she
has a person standing near her, but you see her
actually painting the whole thing. I'll show you, guys, the video,
you haters, I'll show you are brilliant. They're very brilliant animals.
They are, and their their trunks are just like a hand.
They can pick up all kinds of stuff. So even
if a paint brush seems like it's very tiny, they
have no problem getting their trunk around it, dipping it
in the paint, and drawing what they draw. They even

(11:31):
sign it. Sure are they doing it all for treats? Yeah,
but they're still doing it. Are you a believer? Froggy?
You know what you know? If they're doing it for treats,
I'm a believer. I don't. They can use their trunk
like a hand. You should ask an elephant to give
you a trunk job, maybe at home. I heard that

(11:52):
they to get them to do that. It's almost borderline
torture because they have to learn the moves and the
person is behind them actually doing certain things to the
elephant to make the elephant have the brush going certain places.
So there are places where they do bad things to elephants.
These places are not those you can so you've differentiated.

(12:13):
Oh my god, I'm not going to take a lance
credit card speaking with wrote in having a conversation with him,
you have to you have to understand the language translate
what he says, because you know where it's going. It
always goes to a fun place. Nate started off this

(12:35):
whole thing by asking if he looked pale, and I
was going to tell him at that point. And this
is a confession, and I hope it doesn't sound racist.
I really mean it. I can't tell when white people
are pale. I can't. I don't know. I like to me,
I look at Nate and I'm like, you're white. You're
always white, Okay? Is that pale? You can look a
little more ghostly or or powdery, you know what I mean?
They can have you know, he looks you know, not

(12:57):
as or you know, more like Brody looks like by
we worry absolutely um Nate made up complained about his
long hair to a bald guy. Yeah, we touched on
so many different subjecks, Elvis, he sounds like, you guys
did a great job. And then he compared being bald

(13:17):
to being in a wheelchair. Yeah he didn't do that.
He's looking more and more like Z the Z one
hundred night DJ kick Kelly, you can't appreciate that unless
you knew what he looked like. And Garrett told Nate
that he looked like a wrestler, not a comp from
the nineties. He doesn't have a shirt on underneath there.

(13:39):
What are you seeing on the clock there, Froggy. Oh,
we've got all less than a minute left, well those
three minutes, and Boards came in to sit down to
tell us that just turn liftout. Kids were going to bed. Goodbye,
bye bye. The fifteen Minute Morning Show