January 11, 2021 • 12 mins
We get to know a little more about each other with a new game Elvis got over the weekend!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
minute morning show. Oh look, the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Hello everybody, it was the other One Man Club. All right,
(00:28):
we're done. Um, I don't know where to start. We're
back from the weekend? Bushy eyed? Is it? Bushy tailed?
And bushy tailed? Now I'm the opposite and bright I
pickture Martin Scorsese with a squirrel tail exactly, I'm bushy. Hey,
so we're Someone said, well, what are we gonna do today?
And someone else said, let's play a game? And you say,
(00:50):
we're out of butt Hurt cards. Yeah, you know, there's
there's a lot of cards in the game of butt Hurt.
And we've played this. We played this game I think
probably a dozen times last year. Okay, so I went,
I've gone through all of the good ones. I've got
a new game. My friend Kim sent me Love Language.
Oh that's a game. That's a game. It's exciting. But
(01:13):
I think you're supposed to play with, you know, your
significant other. So let's just play with each other and
see how this works. Okay, all right, I'm going to
choose Froggy. Okay, Froggy from Love Language. What's the thing
I do in bed you'd want me to do more often? That? Can? I? Can?
(01:36):
I say whatever I want? Yes? Head? Wait were you
answering that question like you were talking to Elvis? Or
were you answering like you were talking to Lisa? Yeah? Elvis,
because yeah, because I think he's probably really good at it.
In love language, there are different categories. Were now in
(01:58):
the sex and intimacy category past and future, couple, individual, family,
Which one of these? Do you want? Danielle, Let's do family? Family? Okay?
From Love Language, Danielle? In three words, how would you
describe your childhood? M Um? So much fun? Okay? Garrett?
(02:28):
We have families, sex and intimacy, past and future, A couple, individuals,
sex and intimacy for four hundred Here we go. Do
you like being surprised when we have sex? Yes? Yes,
I love a good surprise because you don't. You don't
expect it. That's why especially you awake, you awake? Like
(02:54):
aside from that one? How many more surprises can there be? Right? Oh,
we don't forget. We have family, sex, intimacy, past and future, couple,
individual and uh gandhi? Which one? Oh, let's do past
and future. That sounds fun, past and future? Could that
be here? Here we go? What's something you would be
(03:16):
embarrassed for me to know? Why would she tell you that? No? Yeah,
So the thing is, I think with these jobs, we
all do a pretty good job of just airing all
our business out anyway, So there's not a ton left
to embarrass me. I can't think of anything embarrassing that
you guys don't already know or hasn't happened in front
of you. So therefore Gandhi is embarrassed. She has nothing
(03:39):
left to be embarrassed about it. I am Actually I
shouldn't live this life. We're playing love language, thanks Kim. Family, individual,
past and future, sex and intimacy or yes or all.
My sex and intimacy tends to be individual, So let's
go with family. Okay. Well, my sex typically is with
(04:03):
family in the past and there's not in the future,
so leave that out. This is a good one about family, Brody,
What one value defines your family the most? Hum humor?
It's not a value, I would say, um, I think
that is a value, But okay, go ahead if you
want to do another one. Uh, not a value, You're right,
(04:24):
I would say, um. Integrity, Integrity, scary couple, individual, past
and future, sex and intimacy, intimacy, couphole, family, whatever, past
and future, past and future, Here here we go. And uh,
what childhood dream have you accomplished? You're doing it. I mean,
(04:47):
I'm doing it right now. I always wanted to be
on the radio. All right, Well, that one was a cheater.
Let's do another one. What change did you make in
your life that you're the most proud of? I mean,
I guess it would be a lifestyle change of losing weight,
but then I gained it again, so you always go
(05:09):
back and lose it again. That's a really good job.
You're proud once a year. I'm proud. I'm proud for
a good sixty days. Very nice? All right, do you Garrett?
I think I did? Yes, we did, we did. Surprise
Scotty b An intimacy. Okay, okay, forget me in trouble.
(05:35):
How did you learn about sex? Oh? God born, of course? Yeah. Yeah,
I'm still learning today. I mean I know my parents
never had the talk with me, so I learned, you know,
from the kids in school and from what I saw
on the VCR. Wow, when you are porn, isn't it
kind of shocking when you're dealing with the real thing,
(05:56):
or like if you look down at yourself, like, wait
a second, that doesn't look what I saw. Well, that's
because you know, guys have such a you know, the
misinterpret the way the real world really is when they
see porn all the time. But yeah, most girls don't
like it that way. Yeah. I had the worst experience
with the talk. They had to talk your dad or
your mom neither. So I went to Catholic school, so
(06:17):
they separated the boys and the girls, and the girls
went to what all the boys believed to be the
hot teacher in sixth grade, and the boys got Sister
Mary Mark. So the boys learned about sex from Sister
Mary Mark. Yeah, Sacrament, God Rest her soul um. That's
where I learned about sex. To go home and go,
hey guys, mom, dad, I had to talk today, and
(06:37):
they're like, learn everything. I go. I guess. I go, okay, good,
we'll see you later. Sister Mary Mark. So they got
nne teaching you about sex. That'sductive. Yeah. Yeah, we really
didn't have sex said in school. I mean we did,
but they it was just about getting diseases and stuff
like that. They didn't tell you about all that kind
of thing. It's not everything. They don't. They don't tell
you everything. Yeah, I wasing have sex from If you
(07:00):
learn how to have sex from a nun, you have
to like beat your partner with a ruler feel terrible
about Oh my god, what was that? I was so
they scared you so much when I was in school
that the first time I did it, I was sure
I was gonna die. When it was over, I'm like, okay,
I got everything. There was another man disease. None of
that happened that they said was gonna happen. I'm actually
(07:21):
okay now. Other than Nate, everyone's been covered. Yeah, Nate,
A couple individual families. Sex and intimacy, past and future
surprised me. Sex and intimacy? Uh, where's your favorite place
to have sex? Where I am right now? In the Yeah?
(07:47):
See okay, everyone watching the podcast, we're scary sitting now.
That's where I usually sit during non pandemic days. That's
exactly where Nate had sex with I believe Heather, his fiance.
Not my favorite place. I'll be honest with you. I
kept thinking of you sitting there, and it just which
probably helped you get where you needed to go. Hey,
(08:09):
you know I don't even don't think of me while
you're sucking on my desk. That's the most memorable. You
asked me another question. I don't think this is What
was the visual? What was it like? Was it when
he did that? Was it like this? Was it? Was
she like this? Scary? What are you doing it after
(08:34):
the first Yeah? It was the back of her head,
not the front of her head. Scary. If you ever
do that at my board ever again, I swear that's
almost as badest mate, what he did. Did you like
the audio and the box pro? No, The difference was
when they did it. He did it with another person? Scary?
Did it to an imaginary ghost? Oh my god? Okay,
(08:59):
here you can never see that guy. Sex and intimacy
from the Love Language Game from our friend Kim. Is
there anything you won't do in bed? Yeah, but I'm
not gonna say it on this podcast, but have your
back to the mirror. No, No, it's called pegging. It's
(09:19):
called pegging. You won't get pegged. That's correct. I don't
want anything, no fence office. I just didn't like it.
There that says severe tire damage. Okay, I had I'm
not gonna say I had a little dabble with that. Yeah, surprise,
a surprise. They wanted to try and see if I
(09:40):
liked it, and I did not. Like I had a
girl try that too one time. I'm like, whoa, whoa,
what you please? Pologist? I'm sorry, I got mine of
the parctologist. You're having sex with the parctologist, not why
you were going once a week for a while. Can
(10:03):
you pull a random question and you answer the random
question you pull out of there? Give me okay, give
me a okay? Couple, individual company, a couple? Okay? Random?
How are we compatible? We like to have fun with
each other. That's true that it was just for us,
Alex Alex the same thing. We like to have fun
(10:26):
with each other. If you want to check that out,
check out my instagram from last night. I spend yourself
another couple. What pain in me would you want to
take away? Hrody? I don't think he has any pain
other than me anyway, love language, Thank you, Kim. That
(10:47):
was fun? Ye? How it on time? Froggy? I used
to have four minutes left? Else said they had a game?
Who was that? Well? I I suggested we do two
treats in a line. But I don't think we really
have time right now, uh for us to go around
the room to do that. All right, let's just end it.
Then we're out of game. Agree, let's end it. Are
we done? Yeah? We did extra last week. There was
(11:07):
a couple of times last week we went to like
eight nineteen minutes. So we're good. Okay, okay, we're basically,
oh time, give a penny, take a penny exactly. We
have a credit. All right, We're going to win Powerball.
Once that happens, we're not doing this anymore, right yeah,
oh no, no, you know what I'm doing. If I
win all those millions a powerball, I can't wait to
get back and go b But do we if we win,
(11:31):
do we all come in the next day or do
we just like take a lease a day off and
then you know, assess everything and then we got to
come in because people will know, they'll suspect and then
they'll come asking for money. Okay, don't you don't want
anyone to know you want you got on? All right? Well,
thank you for being a part. If you listen to
this podcast, you know you can watch it. Just check
(11:52):
out our socials at Elvis Duran Show and on YouTube
and somewhere else. I guess right, I g t V, Facebook, watch,
everywhere that we have the elvist to Rancho on HBO
Mac every Plus, but no longer on a Quimby. Quimby
is off the fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
minute morning show. Oh look, the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Hello everybody, it was the other One Man Club. All right,
(00:28):
we're done. Um, I don't know where to start. We're
back from the weekend? Bushy eyed? Is it? Bushy tailed?
And bushy tailed? Now I'm the opposite and bright I
pickture Martin Scorsese with a squirrel tail exactly, I'm bushy. Hey,
so we're Someone said, well, what are we gonna do today?
And someone else said, let's play a game? And you say,
(00:50):
we're out of butt Hurt cards. Yeah, you know, there's
there's a lot of cards in the game of butt Hurt.
And we've played this. We played this game I think
probably a dozen times last year. Okay, so I went,
I've gone through all of the good ones. I've got
a new game. My friend Kim sent me Love Language.
Oh that's a game. That's a game. It's exciting. But
(01:13):
I think you're supposed to play with, you know, your
significant other. So let's just play with each other and
see how this works. Okay, all right, I'm going to
choose Froggy. Okay, Froggy from Love Language. What's the thing
I do in bed you'd want me to do more often? That? Can? I? Can?
(01:36):
I say whatever I want? Yes? Head? Wait were you
answering that question like you were talking to Elvis? Or
were you answering like you were talking to Lisa? Yeah? Elvis,
because yeah, because I think he's probably really good at it.
In love language, there are different categories. Were now in
(01:58):
the sex and intimacy category past and future, couple, individual, family,
Which one of these? Do you want? Danielle, Let's do family? Family? Okay?
From Love Language, Danielle? In three words, how would you
describe your childhood? M Um? So much fun? Okay? Garrett?
(02:28):
We have families, sex and intimacy, past and future, A couple, individuals,
sex and intimacy for four hundred Here we go. Do
you like being surprised when we have sex? Yes? Yes,
I love a good surprise because you don't. You don't
expect it. That's why especially you awake, you awake? Like
(02:54):
aside from that one? How many more surprises can there be? Right? Oh,
we don't forget. We have family, sex, intimacy, past and future, couple,
individual and uh gandhi? Which one? Oh, let's do past
and future. That sounds fun, past and future? Could that
be here? Here we go? What's something you would be
(03:16):
embarrassed for me to know? Why would she tell you that? No? Yeah,
So the thing is, I think with these jobs, we
all do a pretty good job of just airing all
our business out anyway, So there's not a ton left
to embarrass me. I can't think of anything embarrassing that
you guys don't already know or hasn't happened in front
of you. So therefore Gandhi is embarrassed. She has nothing
(03:39):
left to be embarrassed about it. I am Actually I
shouldn't live this life. We're playing love language, thanks Kim. Family, individual,
past and future, sex and intimacy or yes or all.
My sex and intimacy tends to be individual, So let's
go with family. Okay. Well, my sex typically is with
(04:03):
family in the past and there's not in the future,
so leave that out. This is a good one about family, Brody,
What one value defines your family the most? Hum humor?
It's not a value, I would say, um, I think
that is a value, But okay, go ahead if you
want to do another one. Uh, not a value, You're right,
(04:24):
I would say, um. Integrity, Integrity, scary couple, individual, past
and future, sex and intimacy, intimacy, couphole, family, whatever, past
and future, past and future, Here here we go. And uh,
what childhood dream have you accomplished? You're doing it. I mean,
(04:47):
I'm doing it right now. I always wanted to be
on the radio. All right, Well, that one was a cheater.
Let's do another one. What change did you make in
your life that you're the most proud of? I mean,
I guess it would be a lifestyle change of losing weight,
but then I gained it again, so you always go
(05:09):
back and lose it again. That's a really good job.
You're proud once a year. I'm proud. I'm proud for
a good sixty days. Very nice? All right, do you Garrett?
I think I did? Yes, we did, we did. Surprise
Scotty b An intimacy. Okay, okay, forget me in trouble.
(05:35):
How did you learn about sex? Oh? God born, of course? Yeah. Yeah,
I'm still learning today. I mean I know my parents
never had the talk with me, so I learned, you know,
from the kids in school and from what I saw
on the VCR. Wow, when you are porn, isn't it
kind of shocking when you're dealing with the real thing,
(05:56):
or like if you look down at yourself, like, wait
a second, that doesn't look what I saw. Well, that's
because you know, guys have such a you know, the
misinterpret the way the real world really is when they
see porn all the time. But yeah, most girls don't
like it that way. Yeah. I had the worst experience
with the talk. They had to talk your dad or
your mom neither. So I went to Catholic school, so
(06:17):
they separated the boys and the girls, and the girls
went to what all the boys believed to be the
hot teacher in sixth grade, and the boys got Sister
Mary Mark. So the boys learned about sex from Sister
Mary Mark. Yeah, Sacrament, God Rest her soul um. That's
where I learned about sex. To go home and go,
hey guys, mom, dad, I had to talk today, and
(06:37):
they're like, learn everything. I go. I guess. I go, okay, good,
we'll see you later. Sister Mary Mark. So they got
nne teaching you about sex. That'sductive. Yeah. Yeah, we really
didn't have sex said in school. I mean we did,
but they it was just about getting diseases and stuff
like that. They didn't tell you about all that kind
of thing. It's not everything. They don't. They don't tell
you everything. Yeah, I wasing have sex from If you
(07:00):
learn how to have sex from a nun, you have
to like beat your partner with a ruler feel terrible
about Oh my god, what was that? I was so
they scared you so much when I was in school
that the first time I did it, I was sure
I was gonna die. When it was over, I'm like, okay,
I got everything. There was another man disease. None of
that happened that they said was gonna happen. I'm actually
(07:21):
okay now. Other than Nate, everyone's been covered. Yeah, Nate,
A couple individual families. Sex and intimacy, past and future
surprised me. Sex and intimacy? Uh, where's your favorite place
to have sex? Where I am right now? In the Yeah?
(07:47):
See okay, everyone watching the podcast, we're scary sitting now.
That's where I usually sit during non pandemic days. That's
exactly where Nate had sex with I believe Heather, his fiance.
Not my favorite place. I'll be honest with you. I
kept thinking of you sitting there, and it just which
probably helped you get where you needed to go. Hey,
(08:09):
you know I don't even don't think of me while
you're sucking on my desk. That's the most memorable. You
asked me another question. I don't think this is What
was the visual? What was it like? Was it when
he did that? Was it like this? Was it? Was
she like this? Scary? What are you doing it after
(08:34):
the first Yeah? It was the back of her head,
not the front of her head. Scary. If you ever
do that at my board ever again, I swear that's
almost as badest mate, what he did. Did you like
the audio and the box pro? No, The difference was
when they did it. He did it with another person? Scary?
Did it to an imaginary ghost? Oh my god? Okay,
(08:59):
here you can never see that guy. Sex and intimacy
from the Love Language Game from our friend Kim. Is
there anything you won't do in bed? Yeah, but I'm
not gonna say it on this podcast, but have your
back to the mirror. No, No, it's called pegging. It's
(09:19):
called pegging. You won't get pegged. That's correct. I don't
want anything, no fence office. I just didn't like it.
There that says severe tire damage. Okay, I had I'm
not gonna say I had a little dabble with that. Yeah, surprise,
a surprise. They wanted to try and see if I
(09:40):
liked it, and I did not. Like I had a
girl try that too one time. I'm like, whoa, whoa,
what you please? Pologist? I'm sorry, I got mine of
the parctologist. You're having sex with the parctologist, not why
you were going once a week for a while. Can
(10:03):
you pull a random question and you answer the random
question you pull out of there? Give me okay, give
me a okay? Couple, individual company, a couple? Okay? Random?
How are we compatible? We like to have fun with
each other. That's true that it was just for us,
Alex Alex the same thing. We like to have fun
(10:26):
with each other. If you want to check that out,
check out my instagram from last night. I spend yourself
another couple. What pain in me would you want to
take away? Hrody? I don't think he has any pain
other than me anyway, love language, Thank you, Kim. That
(10:47):
was fun? Ye? How it on time? Froggy? I used
to have four minutes left? Else said they had a game?
Who was that? Well? I I suggested we do two
treats in a line. But I don't think we really
have time right now, uh for us to go around
the room to do that. All right, let's just end it.
Then we're out of game. Agree, let's end it. Are
we done? Yeah? We did extra last week. There was
(11:07):
a couple of times last week we went to like
eight nineteen minutes. So we're good. Okay, okay, we're basically,
oh time, give a penny, take a penny exactly. We
have a credit. All right, We're going to win Powerball.
Once that happens, we're not doing this anymore, right yeah,
oh no, no, you know what I'm doing. If I
win all those millions a powerball, I can't wait to
get back and go b But do we if we win,
(11:31):
do we all come in the next day or do
we just like take a lease a day off and
then you know, assess everything and then we got to
come in because people will know, they'll suspect and then
they'll come asking for money. Okay, don't you don't want
anyone to know you want you got on? All right? Well,
thank you for being a part. If you listen to
this podcast, you know you can watch it. Just check
(11:52):
out our socials at Elvis Duran Show and on YouTube
and somewhere else. I guess right, I g t V, Facebook, watch,
everywhere that we have the elvist to Rancho on HBO
Mac every Plus, but no longer on a Quimby. Quimby
is off the fifteen minute morning show
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