January 7, 2021 • 17 mins
Have you ever blocks yourself in a room with a piece of furniture. Can you have a naked conversation with a friend? Is it ok to eat food at a restaurant from another restaurant??
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show? And here we go a very special edition
for the fifteen micast. Just kidding nothing, Wait a minute,
(00:24):
what I miss special? Good morning? And there's Scotty b
there's Gandhi, there's Garrett, Yes straight and Ate Danielle in
the den, the one and only Dave Brody. Everyone in
the den, in the motherfucking dead. You guys didn't notice.
(00:46):
I made a huge change to the background. Well, I
used to have a bunch of plugs over here. But
what I did was I put a surge protector, ran
the cord down, and now all the plugs are off camera.
Look how clean the streamlined? That looks chord. I got
to plug something in somewhere. Can we all agree that
(01:10):
the word den is the most uncool word? And no
thanks for saying that. After every day you introduced me
as the guy sitting in the den. I mean, there's
just nothing. There's now the roughness room and my time
travel back to the forties, Nate, what about the layer? Listen,
(01:32):
let me explain something. I grew up in a small
apartment building, right, and my wealthy cousins always had a
library or a den, so now that I'm an adult
and I have a house, I decided, no matter what
room this is, I'm calling it a den because I
wanted it to den. It's a den, even though it's
(01:52):
not give me that, Okay, I wanted a den than
what fantastic den is a huge wall of library books
and a ladder that rolls back and forth. You have
that big globe that you open up as a bar inside.
I love it. So there is a question I have
(02:17):
for the room. Uh. Looking at yesterday's events at the
United States Capitol, very tense moments, moments that should not
have happened. We all agree. There was one moment and
one photo of officers with their guns pointed at a
door that had been barricaded by a big piece of furniture.
(02:38):
So what I did, of course, I try to put
the pieces together. I'm like wondering, what was it like
when they're like, come on, guys, here, help me move this.
And they actually had to help each other move this
very very massive piece of furniture in front of the door.
You don't you know the photo I'm talking about, right,
So it got me to thinking, how many times have
any of us actually for safety's sake or whatever reason,
had to move a piece of furniture in front of
(02:58):
a door. And I have one. I have one upstate
New York. My friend Teresa and I stay in this
bed and breakfast and the people who owned this bed
and breakfast were spooky as fun, and so when we
went to sleep that night, she's like, what do you think. Yeah,
so we pushed this antique dresser in front of the door,
full well that we're safe. There's no way they conc
(03:22):
So those photos they took me back to that. Anyone else, Yeah,
I had one. Yeah. I was driving across country. I
think I was moving to California, and I stayed in
a Motel six and you were trying to kill the
girl and you wanted to keep her in the room.
And if you've ever stayed in motel six, you know
the walls are about this thin. So I was sleeping
(03:45):
and I had sleep paralysis. So somebody was walking by
my room, but I thought they were walking into my
room and I couldn't move, and I woke up sweating.
And if you've ever had sleep paralysis, you know that
it's one of the most freaky things you can never
have happen to you, so thinking that it would happen again.
To get I saw some peace of mind. I moved
the other bed because it was two beds in the
room up against the door, so that nobody would walk in. Yeah,
(04:09):
my god, can you imagine going to open the door
and you realize that's a piece of furniture in front
of it. You're like, what what do? They don't trust
me anyone else? I know, Garrett, any of that happened
to me basketball camp. So if you've ever been to
sleepaway camp, you know that at once the lights go off,
(04:30):
craziness happened. So you sleep in cabins with you know,
ten other people and kids would come into your dorm
and they would pretty much you know, put soap in
a sock or you know, just pretty much like Hayes
you in a sense. So we put all uh, we
put the chair and are we stacked our bags up
in front of the door, so we knew we gave
us kind of like an alarm when people tried to
(04:51):
come in because the bags would fall and then we
would have to go to battle. Um. So I was
doing that in like fifth grade, just to protect myself.
So from fifth eighth grade that's all I did every
summer for a while. Different, that's an alarm. Yeah, I
had the door there. I had the door there, but
if people did get through the door, you would hear it.
And but that's great. That was the early version of
(05:13):
an alarm system. Yeah, I've done that, putting jars in
front of the door, you know, like a glass. They
turn this knob, it'll shatter all hear them coming. Learned
everything from home alone. Furniture. Sometimes I didn't do it myself,
but my best friend when we were fifteen years old,
was doing something naughty with her boyfriend and her mom
(05:34):
came home and she panicked and the boyfriend hid in
the closet, and as the mom was coming to enter
the room, she slid her dresser in front of the door,
which bought no time really, just more trouble. She ended
up having to switch schools, so that particular instance didn't
work in her favor. The act of moving furniture in
front of the door is a very dramatic act. It's
you're protecting yourself from someone hurting you, or you're keeping
(05:56):
mom out because you're getting stooked by some guy. Oh
be the quarterbany terback. Well, it was O. D. His
first name started with an oh, and his last name
was Donald the D. Until the mom this is the
(06:23):
time of the podcast, we always go to Scotty B
and see what little insignificant thing on earth is driving
him fucking crazy today. Earlier this week, I discovered something
else that bothers me that definitely should not bother me,
but but it does. I was at the supermarket and
there was somebody in the supermarket using a shopping cart
from the CVS next door, and I was like, no,
(06:45):
you can't. You can't do that. You can't cross anice,
like you can't bring a cart from another store into
another store. It's ridiculous and it's shameful, and it was
I was embarrassed for them, Like they're a bit is
where I've been at, like Petko and someone from the
next door Marshalls comes in with that blue plastic card.
I mean, it doesn't belong in here. You can't do that.
(07:07):
Doesn't bother you. If you go eat at a restaurant
and there's somebody else's food in in restaurant A from
restaurant B, and they're eating that food in that restaurant,
of course you can't bring food into another establishment. I
agree with you on that one actual hold on, Brody,
you've done that. Yeah. So near where I lived is
a Chipotle next to a smash Burger, and so sometimes
(07:28):
when I go with the with the family, some of
us want one and some of us want the other.
So we're not gonna split up and eating two different restaurants.
So some of us are going to Chipotle and bring
it into smash Burger, and it's only the two of
us buy smash Burger. The families eating smash Burger, not
(07:51):
into another have to go. You have to bring the
smash Burger into Chipotle, that's fine. But if you bring
the Chipotle in the smash Burger, there's a problem. Why
and smash Burger, they bring the food to your table
and then the staff sees you eating the other food,
so you can't you can't get away with that. You
brought your Chipotle into smash Burger, and but you needed
(08:11):
a napkin or a straw? Would you be able to
go up? I mean, is it wrong to go up
to the counter of smash Burger and because you didn't
buy anything there? Right exactly? Or you have to go
back to Chipotle to get your napkins, taking napkins from
whatever restaurant his family bought something from the smash. It
was not eating smash Burger, Danielle, he's eating. Let me
take it a step further. Hey, we were going to
(08:33):
a restaurant and order delivery from another restaurant so they'd
bring it into the reti to your table. That is
so s I was at a restaurant once where my
kid didn't want anything on the menu, and then the
waiter said, I can get you a slice of pizza
from another restaurant down the road. Do you want that?
(08:53):
And he actually got it for him. It was so sweet. Yeah,
it was great. And of course, of course he seems
to a to a pool of a hotel. That's okay,
everybody does that. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's yeah, you're okay,
you're all right, let's say it's cool. But well, I
think this is ridiculous. I don't understand if I bought
Chipotle and my husband boy Smash Burger, why we can't restaurant.
(09:19):
But when we patronized that, we patronized both of them.
Yes we did. The other guy who steals the silver
were from outback exactly. I haven't done that in a
long time because someplace gave me you should well, but
people are going to tell you that you're kind of
stealing from that restaurant because when you say to go
versus here, there's a little bit of a tax difference,
and then you say to go at Chipotle and then
(09:41):
you go sit and smash burger and you didn't pay
that little bit of difference to sit there and eat,
so you're just stealing difference. I didn't know that there's
there's a little bit Look up the courts. Yeah, food
courts is where you need to do all this crap. Earlier,
we're also talking about something and then Scotty's I don't
know what we're talking about, but my attention was grab
when Scotty b screams out what I can't even talk
(10:03):
to anyone in a restroom with my dick is out.
So I was. I was watching Tiny Pretty Things on Netflix.
It's a it's a series about dancers in Chicago, ballet
dancers and how they're all horny and sexed up, and
one of them dies and they all try to figure
it out. But the basis of the show is they're
living in these dorms and they're all friends and some
(10:26):
of them, you know, hook up, but they sit in
a sauna all the time, but as naked having normal conversations.
And then I said, I couldn't do that with anybody.
Maybe Nate, uh, you know, in a sauna and they
have a conversation, but I just I couldn't do it.
Then that's where Scotty said he could. I'm looking at
the photo of the photos of all the actors in
Tiny Pretty Things. If you look like that, you can
(10:47):
sit around exactly if you have a dancers body like that.
I've been having like serious conversations. They're like, hey, like
you should go to the cops and tell them you
did not kill and like they're both naked, Like that's
it's not like a normal conversation. I can scary about naked.
You're saying that to me right now while your dick
is looking at me half you can don't think anyone
(11:08):
should be naked on a show called Tiny Little Things though, right?
That's kind of cruel. Oh boy, so Scotty, you if
you and I were brought at the urinal, we couldn't
have a conversation. I have a hard time talking to
I have a difficult time talking to people when my
(11:30):
penis is in my hand. I just don't. Is that
why you pee in the stall? Scotty? Sometimes I pee
in the stall, but normally I p I usually pe
in the stall when I'm wearing flip flops because you
get splash, black smash back from the urinal. So that's
why I'll do that in the summer. You're saying you
cannot speak to someone else with your penis in your hand.
Can you speak to them if the penis is in
their hand? Question? Um, I don't know something online that
(11:55):
has me so depressed, so sad. The closest Popeyes to
me is fourteen and a half miles away that if
I had a car, my son. Scary is seamless for you.
They don't bring seamless that Popeye's will be that they're
(12:17):
on Uber Eats. They're actually very good. You can actually,
but there's a certain sary scary. You're once again proving
you're a New Yorker at you're a city boy. You
don't understand what it's like to not live in the city.
Uber Eats doesn't even they can't even don't use they
don't even use the letter you in my neighborhood. Okay,
(12:38):
but you do have seamless correct No, no, none of
the food services. Scary. Okay, let me tell you something
about where I live. Live out in the middle of nowhere.
The first time Scary visited, he put the club on
his steering wheel in my driveway and they turn the
alarm on. I'm like, Scary. People don't even don't even
have a house alarms out here. I do, just for
(12:59):
the reck So Elvis. My nieces and nephews live about
like forty five minutes past you, and they just got
their first pizza delivery, like because the pizza that pizza
place said you need to do something, so they go,
let's deliver. So they got the delivery that in the
house they've been living in for almost twenty years the
first time this year. Can you imagine it's like being
(13:20):
the first on your on your street. I have a TV.
So the only thing they delivered to my house. John
Dear delivers tractors. That's my God, you know, said something
like you did something my son does. So when my
when we're gonna go to dinner, he'll go, how far
is it? And I'll go, I don't know, like ten
miles Oh that's too far. I'm like, asshole, we're not walking,
we have a car. Like, what do you give if
(13:40):
it's ten miles or miles? You're right, You're right, I know.
But when I when I lived in the apartment in
the city, I could walk blocks. Popeyes was waiting for
dangerously close. But if I don't get a Popeye's sandwich
in my hole this one today, clarify for the people listening. Okay,
your question the So I went to a Popeye's yesterday,
(14:01):
and obviously you can't sit inside the Popeyes to eat,
so I sat in my car outside of the Popeyes. However,
what is more depressing sitting alone inside fast food restaurant
or sitting in your car in the fast food parking lot? Neither?
Why didn't care? And I just wanted to by yourself
in the restaurant. I'd rather eat my car at the
very end of the parking lot by myself. I thought
it was funny. I went to Wendy's yesterday and got
(14:22):
First of all, this is a whole different thing, but
they have the new Classic Chicken sandwich, which doesn't make
any sense to me. But I was eating my new
Classic Chicken sandwich in my car on the first parking spot,
and I turned to the right and the guy in
the car was sitting there next to me eating. Everybody
was sitting in the parking lot by themselves eating, especially
(14:43):
especially now, especially now, there's there's nothing wrong with that.
I think it's worse if you're sitting in the car
alone then if you're driving in the car alone, because
if you're driving, you're doing other things. You needed food
that was mobile. If you're just sitting there getting food
on yourself, sitting alone in a walking lot, to me,
that's worse. Said, not only did you want a fast
(15:05):
food and life through, but now you have nowhere to go.
You could have just sat in the place, but you
use the car excuse and now you're just sitting there.
That's lame. That is. If I'm eating in my car
by myself, like fast food, I feel guilty. I feel
like I'm hiding it from somebody doing this. And then
you ordered two drinks in the drive food because you
ordered so much food. It listen to food for two people. Yeah.
(15:28):
Bringing it back to work, Mike, Yeah, my buddy, I
feel like I'm on the run from the law when
I eat in my car I feel like I'm trying
to get away. I always stopped at my neighbor's garbage
can and put the trash in there. Cancer. Nobody in
my house knows I ate fast food. Listen, no one
has any reason to be ashamed for eating your car
or hiding. If you eat something, don't try to hide it,
(15:50):
because that could be a little problem if you hide
your rappers from people. Do you ever drop like a
French fry down the side of the car and then
the next day you come in the car and you
smell it and you're like, still smells like fast food
in here because of that French fry down the side
of my from the gas station stations, from the gas station, supermarket,
(16:10):
same thing. But are you going the house with food
next year? If you drop food next to your seat,
I'll move the seat, pull up the carpeting. You can't
leave food in the card. It's taken of all you waste.
The differences that you keep a clean car the rest car.
My car so dirty you have to wipe your feet
when you get out a clean car. I don't waste food.
(16:32):
There's a difference. Okay, okay, I'm not going after the frikes.
I care about the cleanlon Is. Let me tell you,
doing the show and the den has given you this
little crazy attitude. You're a little sassy in your den.
That's right, because I have a den. Bitches, sounds like
we are we're away over fifteen minutes over? How much
over are we? Uh? Two and a half minutes? Do
(16:53):
you apply that to tomorrow show on Friday? I guess
we'll reply to Monday's. Well, this has been interesting. Bye
bye Tootles. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show? And here we go a very special edition
for the fifteen micast. Just kidding nothing, Wait a minute,
(00:24):
what I miss special? Good morning? And there's Scotty b
there's Gandhi, there's Garrett, Yes straight and Ate Danielle in
the den, the one and only Dave Brody. Everyone in
the den, in the motherfucking dead. You guys didn't notice.
(00:46):
I made a huge change to the background. Well, I
used to have a bunch of plugs over here. But
what I did was I put a surge protector, ran
the cord down, and now all the plugs are off camera.
Look how clean the streamlined? That looks chord. I got
to plug something in somewhere. Can we all agree that
(01:10):
the word den is the most uncool word? And no
thanks for saying that. After every day you introduced me
as the guy sitting in the den. I mean, there's
just nothing. There's now the roughness room and my time
travel back to the forties, Nate, what about the layer? Listen,
(01:32):
let me explain something. I grew up in a small
apartment building, right, and my wealthy cousins always had a
library or a den, so now that I'm an adult
and I have a house, I decided, no matter what
room this is, I'm calling it a den because I
wanted it to den. It's a den, even though it's
(01:52):
not give me that, Okay, I wanted a den than
what fantastic den is a huge wall of library books
and a ladder that rolls back and forth. You have
that big globe that you open up as a bar inside.
I love it. So there is a question I have
(02:17):
for the room. Uh. Looking at yesterday's events at the
United States Capitol, very tense moments, moments that should not
have happened. We all agree. There was one moment and
one photo of officers with their guns pointed at a
door that had been barricaded by a big piece of furniture.
(02:38):
So what I did, of course, I try to put
the pieces together. I'm like wondering, what was it like
when they're like, come on, guys, here, help me move this.
And they actually had to help each other move this
very very massive piece of furniture in front of the door.
You don't you know the photo I'm talking about, right,
So it got me to thinking, how many times have
any of us actually for safety's sake or whatever reason,
had to move a piece of furniture in front of
(02:58):
a door. And I have one. I have one upstate
New York. My friend Teresa and I stay in this
bed and breakfast and the people who owned this bed
and breakfast were spooky as fun, and so when we
went to sleep that night, she's like, what do you think. Yeah,
so we pushed this antique dresser in front of the door,
full well that we're safe. There's no way they conc
(03:22):
So those photos they took me back to that. Anyone else, Yeah,
I had one. Yeah. I was driving across country. I
think I was moving to California, and I stayed in
a Motel six and you were trying to kill the
girl and you wanted to keep her in the room.
And if you've ever stayed in motel six, you know
the walls are about this thin. So I was sleeping
(03:45):
and I had sleep paralysis. So somebody was walking by
my room, but I thought they were walking into my
room and I couldn't move, and I woke up sweating.
And if you've ever had sleep paralysis, you know that
it's one of the most freaky things you can never
have happen to you, so thinking that it would happen again.
To get I saw some peace of mind. I moved
the other bed because it was two beds in the
room up against the door, so that nobody would walk in. Yeah,
(04:09):
my god, can you imagine going to open the door
and you realize that's a piece of furniture in front
of it. You're like, what what do? They don't trust
me anyone else? I know, Garrett, any of that happened
to me basketball camp. So if you've ever been to
sleepaway camp, you know that at once the lights go off,
(04:30):
craziness happened. So you sleep in cabins with you know,
ten other people and kids would come into your dorm
and they would pretty much you know, put soap in
a sock or you know, just pretty much like Hayes
you in a sense. So we put all uh, we
put the chair and are we stacked our bags up
in front of the door, so we knew we gave
us kind of like an alarm when people tried to
(04:51):
come in because the bags would fall and then we
would have to go to battle. Um. So I was
doing that in like fifth grade, just to protect myself.
So from fifth eighth grade that's all I did every
summer for a while. Different, that's an alarm. Yeah, I
had the door there. I had the door there, but
if people did get through the door, you would hear it.
And but that's great. That was the early version of
(05:13):
an alarm system. Yeah, I've done that, putting jars in
front of the door, you know, like a glass. They
turn this knob, it'll shatter all hear them coming. Learned
everything from home alone. Furniture. Sometimes I didn't do it myself,
but my best friend when we were fifteen years old,
was doing something naughty with her boyfriend and her mom
(05:34):
came home and she panicked and the boyfriend hid in
the closet, and as the mom was coming to enter
the room, she slid her dresser in front of the door,
which bought no time really, just more trouble. She ended
up having to switch schools, so that particular instance didn't
work in her favor. The act of moving furniture in
front of the door is a very dramatic act. It's
you're protecting yourself from someone hurting you, or you're keeping
(05:56):
mom out because you're getting stooked by some guy. Oh
be the quarterbany terback. Well, it was O. D. His
first name started with an oh, and his last name
was Donald the D. Until the mom this is the
(06:23):
time of the podcast, we always go to Scotty B
and see what little insignificant thing on earth is driving
him fucking crazy today. Earlier this week, I discovered something
else that bothers me that definitely should not bother me,
but but it does. I was at the supermarket and
there was somebody in the supermarket using a shopping cart
from the CVS next door, and I was like, no,
(06:45):
you can't. You can't do that. You can't cross anice,
like you can't bring a cart from another store into
another store. It's ridiculous and it's shameful, and it was
I was embarrassed for them, Like they're a bit is
where I've been at, like Petko and someone from the
next door Marshalls comes in with that blue plastic card.
I mean, it doesn't belong in here. You can't do that.
(07:07):
Doesn't bother you. If you go eat at a restaurant
and there's somebody else's food in in restaurant A from
restaurant B, and they're eating that food in that restaurant,
of course you can't bring food into another establishment. I
agree with you on that one actual hold on, Brody,
you've done that. Yeah. So near where I lived is
a Chipotle next to a smash Burger, and so sometimes
(07:28):
when I go with the with the family, some of
us want one and some of us want the other.
So we're not gonna split up and eating two different restaurants.
So some of us are going to Chipotle and bring
it into smash Burger, and it's only the two of
us buy smash Burger. The families eating smash Burger, not
(07:51):
into another have to go. You have to bring the
smash Burger into Chipotle, that's fine. But if you bring
the Chipotle in the smash Burger, there's a problem. Why
and smash Burger, they bring the food to your table
and then the staff sees you eating the other food,
so you can't you can't get away with that. You
brought your Chipotle into smash Burger, and but you needed
(08:11):
a napkin or a straw? Would you be able to
go up? I mean, is it wrong to go up
to the counter of smash Burger and because you didn't
buy anything there? Right exactly? Or you have to go
back to Chipotle to get your napkins, taking napkins from
whatever restaurant his family bought something from the smash. It
was not eating smash Burger, Danielle, he's eating. Let me
take it a step further. Hey, we were going to
(08:33):
a restaurant and order delivery from another restaurant so they'd
bring it into the reti to your table. That is
so s I was at a restaurant once where my
kid didn't want anything on the menu, and then the
waiter said, I can get you a slice of pizza
from another restaurant down the road. Do you want that?
(08:53):
And he actually got it for him. It was so sweet. Yeah,
it was great. And of course, of course he seems
to a to a pool of a hotel. That's okay,
everybody does that. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's yeah, you're okay,
you're all right, let's say it's cool. But well, I
think this is ridiculous. I don't understand if I bought
Chipotle and my husband boy Smash Burger, why we can't restaurant.
(09:19):
But when we patronized that, we patronized both of them.
Yes we did. The other guy who steals the silver
were from outback exactly. I haven't done that in a
long time because someplace gave me you should well, but
people are going to tell you that you're kind of
stealing from that restaurant because when you say to go
versus here, there's a little bit of a tax difference,
and then you say to go at Chipotle and then
(09:41):
you go sit and smash burger and you didn't pay
that little bit of difference to sit there and eat,
so you're just stealing difference. I didn't know that there's
there's a little bit Look up the courts. Yeah, food
courts is where you need to do all this crap. Earlier,
we're also talking about something and then Scotty's I don't
know what we're talking about, but my attention was grab
when Scotty b screams out what I can't even talk
(10:03):
to anyone in a restroom with my dick is out.
So I was. I was watching Tiny Pretty Things on Netflix.
It's a it's a series about dancers in Chicago, ballet
dancers and how they're all horny and sexed up, and
one of them dies and they all try to figure
it out. But the basis of the show is they're
living in these dorms and they're all friends and some
(10:26):
of them, you know, hook up, but they sit in
a sauna all the time, but as naked having normal conversations.
And then I said, I couldn't do that with anybody.
Maybe Nate, uh, you know, in a sauna and they
have a conversation, but I just I couldn't do it.
Then that's where Scotty said he could. I'm looking at
the photo of the photos of all the actors in
Tiny Pretty Things. If you look like that, you can
(10:47):
sit around exactly if you have a dancers body like that.
I've been having like serious conversations. They're like, hey, like
you should go to the cops and tell them you
did not kill and like they're both naked, Like that's
it's not like a normal conversation. I can scary about naked.
You're saying that to me right now while your dick
is looking at me half you can don't think anyone
(11:08):
should be naked on a show called Tiny Little Things though, right?
That's kind of cruel. Oh boy, so Scotty, you if
you and I were brought at the urinal, we couldn't
have a conversation. I have a hard time talking to
I have a difficult time talking to people when my
(11:30):
penis is in my hand. I just don't. Is that
why you pee in the stall? Scotty? Sometimes I pee
in the stall, but normally I p I usually pe
in the stall when I'm wearing flip flops because you
get splash, black smash back from the urinal. So that's
why I'll do that in the summer. You're saying you
cannot speak to someone else with your penis in your hand.
Can you speak to them if the penis is in
their hand? Question? Um, I don't know something online that
(11:55):
has me so depressed, so sad. The closest Popeyes to
me is fourteen and a half miles away that if
I had a car, my son. Scary is seamless for you.
They don't bring seamless that Popeye's will be that they're
(12:17):
on Uber Eats. They're actually very good. You can actually,
but there's a certain sary scary. You're once again proving
you're a New Yorker at you're a city boy. You
don't understand what it's like to not live in the city.
Uber Eats doesn't even they can't even don't use they
don't even use the letter you in my neighborhood. Okay,
(12:38):
but you do have seamless correct No, no, none of
the food services. Scary. Okay, let me tell you something
about where I live. Live out in the middle of nowhere.
The first time Scary visited, he put the club on
his steering wheel in my driveway and they turn the
alarm on. I'm like, Scary. People don't even don't even
have a house alarms out here. I do, just for
(12:59):
the reck So Elvis. My nieces and nephews live about
like forty five minutes past you, and they just got
their first pizza delivery, like because the pizza that pizza
place said you need to do something, so they go,
let's deliver. So they got the delivery that in the
house they've been living in for almost twenty years the
first time this year. Can you imagine it's like being
(13:20):
the first on your on your street. I have a TV.
So the only thing they delivered to my house. John
Dear delivers tractors. That's my God, you know, said something
like you did something my son does. So when my
when we're gonna go to dinner, he'll go, how far
is it? And I'll go, I don't know, like ten
miles Oh that's too far. I'm like, asshole, we're not walking,
we have a car. Like, what do you give if
(13:40):
it's ten miles or miles? You're right, You're right, I know.
But when I when I lived in the apartment in
the city, I could walk blocks. Popeyes was waiting for
dangerously close. But if I don't get a Popeye's sandwich
in my hole this one today, clarify for the people listening. Okay,
your question the So I went to a Popeye's yesterday,
(14:01):
and obviously you can't sit inside the Popeyes to eat,
so I sat in my car outside of the Popeyes. However,
what is more depressing sitting alone inside fast food restaurant
or sitting in your car in the fast food parking lot? Neither?
Why didn't care? And I just wanted to by yourself
in the restaurant. I'd rather eat my car at the
very end of the parking lot by myself. I thought
it was funny. I went to Wendy's yesterday and got
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First of all, this is a whole different thing, but
they have the new Classic Chicken sandwich, which doesn't make
any sense to me. But I was eating my new
Classic Chicken sandwich in my car on the first parking spot,
and I turned to the right and the guy in
the car was sitting there next to me eating. Everybody
was sitting in the parking lot by themselves eating, especially
(14:43):
especially now, especially now, there's there's nothing wrong with that.
I think it's worse if you're sitting in the car
alone then if you're driving in the car alone, because
if you're driving, you're doing other things. You needed food
that was mobile. If you're just sitting there getting food
on yourself, sitting alone in a walking lot, to me,
that's worse. Said, not only did you want a fast
(15:05):
food and life through, but now you have nowhere to go.
You could have just sat in the place, but you
use the car excuse and now you're just sitting there.
That's lame. That is. If I'm eating in my car
by myself, like fast food, I feel guilty. I feel
like I'm hiding it from somebody doing this. And then
you ordered two drinks in the drive food because you
ordered so much food. It listen to food for two people. Yeah.
(15:28):
Bringing it back to work, Mike, Yeah, my buddy, I
feel like I'm on the run from the law when
I eat in my car I feel like I'm trying
to get away. I always stopped at my neighbor's garbage
can and put the trash in there. Cancer. Nobody in
my house knows I ate fast food. Listen, no one
has any reason to be ashamed for eating your car
or hiding. If you eat something, don't try to hide it,
(15:50):
because that could be a little problem if you hide
your rappers from people. Do you ever drop like a
French fry down the side of the car and then
the next day you come in the car and you
smell it and you're like, still smells like fast food
in here because of that French fry down the side
of my from the gas station stations, from the gas station, supermarket,
(16:10):
same thing. But are you going the house with food
next year? If you drop food next to your seat,
I'll move the seat, pull up the carpeting. You can't
leave food in the card. It's taken of all you waste.
The differences that you keep a clean car the rest car.
My car so dirty you have to wipe your feet
when you get out a clean car. I don't waste food.
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There's a difference. Okay, okay, I'm not going after the frikes.
I care about the cleanlon Is. Let me tell you,
doing the show and the den has given you this
little crazy attitude. You're a little sassy in your den.
That's right, because I have a den. Bitches, sounds like
we are we're away over fifteen minutes over? How much
over are we? Uh? Two and a half minutes? Do
(16:53):
you apply that to tomorrow show on Friday? I guess
we'll reply to Monday's. Well, this has been interesting. Bye
bye Tootles. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
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