January 6, 2021 • 17 mins
We are all adults BUT are we still scared of our parents? Skeery walks himself into a joke at the end of the podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present minute morning show? Gosh, trying another fifteen minute morning
(00:23):
show podcast. Yeah, I'm doing laundry and folding. These are
my husband's underwear. Anyone want to sniff? No, don't clean us. Yes,
what's his brand? What's his brand that he goes to.
I'm not going to say, because it's embarrassing. You guys
(00:43):
were the same size. Now we don't know. And it's
a matter of fact. Alex wears his underwear until they're
so stretched out they just fall off. Appreciate that. How
do you guys replenish your underwear? Never? I do, at
least I do a huge underwear purchase once a year. Really, okay,
when I get a hole in my h that's when
I get new ones. When you get I get holes
(01:07):
like below my balls, and then I throw them out.
I gotta tell you my mac Weldon I've been wearing
for several years. I don't throw them out. I add
to them because they never get holes, they never wear out.
I know that they're a partner of ours and blah
blah blah, but they're great underwear. I've got my mac
Walton on right now. I like to know why. Scotti's
right below the ball areas where it gets the hole scratching.
(01:28):
Are you scratching there? I don't know. And their boxer
shorts too, so they shouldn't they head they low, they're low,
so I don't know. Bike riding sometimes you're dressing on
the fabricer than the right, so maybe it rips through.
I don't know. All right, Well, good morning or good
afternoon or good evening, depending on and you're watching. There's Froggy,
there's Danielle, there's Gandhi, there's Garrett. What are you drinking? Garrett?
(01:50):
And soda? I went out to the story yesterday and go,
I haven't had orange soda in the longest. Sounds good
straight Nate, And there's Scarty, and there's Scotty b and
of course Bro he's in the den and uh here
I am folding launder. You guys do this? I got
a fold launder. Come on, no, don't do that to us.
Can I ask Garrett a question really quickly about his
orange soda? Is that gonna cause you trouble later in
(02:12):
the day because I know that you are Type one diabetic? Correct? Great,
great question, Gandhi. No, this is actually diet sun kissed.
So okay, I'm good. I'm good this all day great
perish from all the chemicals in that scary Yeah, But
to eat all this if you're just drink the drink
(02:35):
and not the diet version of they okay, yeah. In
the last minute, in the last minute, Gandhi question whether
Garrett knows what he can drink or not, but in
a caring way, and then Scary rolled in with you
should probably kill yourself, Garrett and have regular soda. Okay, guys,
(02:58):
do you remember pajama Graham dot com used to advertise
with us? Yeah? Yeah, I actually, well they don't anymore.
But I actually got these Santa Claus pajamas for for Alex.
I'm holding those up today. It's like a soft pajamas,
like the one with the butt flat elvis. Yeah yeah,
is there an ash trap on that thing? Those are
(03:18):
Dr Denton's, remember those? Yeah? You know, no, there's no
as tramp on here. But but the bottoms have these
you know that at the bottom. And you guys want
to talk about you guys want to talk about like
vomiting and ball sweat and ship I want to talk
about pajamas. I really see a divide on the show.
Every day. You want to talk about vomiting and balls
are taking a dump in someone's mouth, and I want
(03:39):
to talk about I want to talk about daisies and
puppies and things. It's like we have two different things.
Draw the line. This is why I don't want to Scott.
That scares me. The thing that makes me sad is
people love it. They love hearing you talk about this
(04:00):
crazy stuff that not only did my parents chime in
and then listen to this thing and watch it, they
have their friends also on board as well, So now
now they're spreading it amongst them. They're crowd. I'm like,
what do you love about watching us all day? And
my most like, I don't know. It's fascinating. It's a
new medium for me. Okay, I got a question based
on that. Am I the only person in this zoom
(04:22):
room who is still scared of my parents? Everyone else
seems like, Okay, my parents listen to this, no problem, Yeah,
you're scared of my pads. If my parents appeared today,
I'd be scared because well, they passed away, So maybe
there's a little bit of a fright. Mirs. Just wonder
if I operate weirdly because I am obviously a full
grown adult and I still always think about like, what
(04:44):
are my mom and dad gonna say? What are my
mom and dad gonna think? And they think I might
need to get over that. So I wasn't sure if
you guys felt to say, actually, it says a lot
about how you were raised. Yeah, and there their systems
in the house and what they their belief systems were,
and plus you know, being a vandy dissent, I'm sure
that has a lot to do with it as well.
The respect for parents is it is something very unique
(05:05):
to you and your co Indians, right, I mean, definitely
definitely talk about it well. I mean it's one of
those things where I always just worry about, you know,
one of the big things in the Indian community. My
parents do not do this, but a lot of Indians
are like, what's everyone else going to say? And I
know what everyone else is saying, which is terrible stuff.
So I'm like, oh, I don't want my parents to
be exposed to people saying bad things about me or
(05:27):
hearing something that they think, oh, you shouldn't say that.
So this job is very strange, sometimes very challenging. Her
on the radio, saying whatever comes to your mind exactly
we are. Are you afraid of your mom, daniel I'm
not afraid of her, but I definitely think of what
she would think, because you know, I always my mom.
(05:47):
You know, she's very straight and narrow and a lot
of things. You know, when she watches a sex scene
on television, she covers her eyes and stuff. So yeah,
there's a lot of things that I go, oh, boy,
my mom is not would not be happy about that,
you know, years ago and scary uh Will Will We'll
fess up on this one because he was here and
Brody there years ago when we we would say things
(06:08):
on the air and you would steer away from them, Danielle,
because you were afraid of what your parents and your
husband would say. Yeah, yeah, I can't talk about that
because they've got used to it now, and that is
a that's a major change now that might just turn
it off in your journey because I was just talking
(06:28):
about Mack Weldon and all of a sudden I got
an ad from Bonobo's on my course. Of course, you
did stop listening to me. That's the social dilemma at work.
But yes, this happened to me yesterday, I wanted to
look up aquamarine rings because that's my birth stone and
I was interested in something, and a whole buttload of
them came up this morning, and I'm like, this is
not so crazy. So you guys got me to watch
(06:50):
that on Netflix and everybody should watch The Social Dilemma.
But there's this one sequence where they keep going back
to where these three guys have control of the sun
and they're like, he's been off his phone. Hit him
with this ad, now do this and press this button.
And it's obviously, you know, a dramatization or whatever you
want to call it, but it this is what's going on.
This is how they're they're they're they're pulling the string.
(07:12):
Nothing but a puppet for a shill for them, right,
And when you respond to one, they know that that's
what you respond to, so then you get more and
more of those things. I think Elvis's phone heard him
talking about mac Weldon. They're like, said absolutely so. Right
before Christmas, we bought my sister's boyfriend this artistan in
like drinkmaker thing, and I didn't know what it was.
(07:34):
So I asked Ali Goes, what's that and she described it.
I happened to go to the store like ten minutes later,
and before I get into the store, there is the
push notification add of the same thing I just described
to Ali as if it was like, Okay, you should
buy this when you enter the store. It was so
funny about that, Garrett is we always go oh my
god and talk about it. Why are we surprised anymore?
(07:58):
Oh yeah, they were listening to me because happens to us.
It's still it's still kind of freaky, I think. But
the simple, inable way of turning it all off, but
we can't because of Instagram and and Facebook and all
that is just turn off your microphone. That's that's the key. Essentially.
You also have to be careful, like I've noticed too.
Like the worst thing you can do, and they explain
this in the movie is click on an ad that
(08:19):
you know, like Instagram. All of a sudden ad shows
up and you like that Adam, If you click on
that ad, you are never gonna stop getting things of
that show up in your timeline because now it's it's
gotten you. So now I've gotten to the point where
if I just if I see something that I like,
it's not quite as bad you can go use duck
duck go, which is like that the search engine that
doesn't that doesn't track everything you do. I'll go look
(08:41):
at it over there so that I don't get inundated
with like ads of it later on, because maybe I
just want to look at it once and then I
don't want to see at the end. Brody, you're so quiet,
what's going on? I was just thinking about, like you
guys are saying about you hide this from your parents
or you're afraid your parents, and I was thinking, I
am exactly the way I am percent because of my mother.
(09:01):
So no matter what we talked about, she'd be like, oh,
I'm so proud, I'm so proud talking. Did I ever
tell you guys? I know I told some of you
the story about when the dean called my mother because
I was We had a substitute teacher and I was
making jokes and and and writing fake names on the
attendance list and making everybody laugh, and the substitute teacher
(09:24):
got upset sent me to the dean's office, and the
dean called my mom and he says, Ms, Brodie, I
have you start here in my office, and so she
she got nervous you know, is he okay? Is he okay?
She says, no, he was in class, uh, and he
was being he was extremely humorous and disrupting everybody. And
all I heard him say was, no, that's a bad thing.
(09:48):
I understand you're proud of your son, but he was.
He was not doing what he's supposed to. I'm sure
he gets it from you, ma'am. Yes, And so she
took it as a compliment that I was being funny
and disrupting the class, and he more upset that she
wasn't upset though that your mom thinks that one. Yeah,
I love that. Don't mess with Mamma Brody. Don't talk
bad about her son. She will come down on you. Yeah,
(10:12):
she's she's ripped scary upon a couple of times. Out
of the sky. Brodie told her tattled on me. You
ratted me out about what I said about you. He
told her that, and then he got her on the
phone to bitch me out about and scold me about
don't you dare talk about my son like that. Well,
(10:33):
what he said was criticize him. You're criticizing me, So
don't you dare criticize doesn't fall from the tree that
is such a that's such a sweet telling thing about
your mom. I love that, I know, but Brodie had
to go to his mom to read out scary and
it wasn't like it wasn't like that. But if I
(10:55):
don't know, I'm not gonna my daddy could beat up
your daddy. It was like that guy, don't let him
bulldoze you and let it was about scary. He could
have had a simple conversation with his mom, and then
you know, it turned into it was, hey, we don't
he put his mom on the podcast, and she took
my side. Also, right, I can't win. Oh my god,
(11:19):
had to take your side. I had a coworker's mom
have a conversation with me because she didn't like that
I said he had a dark heart. So she told me,
can you know, is there just a different way for
you to phrase it on the air so that you
don't say he has a dark heart because he has
a heart issue. I was like, you told your mom
on me, Okay, I admit something to you guys. Yeah.
(11:40):
So the other day, Nate was talking about how when
he goes to have sex with his fiance Heather, he
has to tie his hair up. So I won't fall
in her face. He didn't find that kind of hot.
Wasn't it like a hot conversation? I love it? Yeah,
not this elvis. Look. Okay, okay, here's here's what. I
want you to put the camera right on your face
(12:00):
where you look down on it, so we'll have the
heather perspective. Okay, no, no, no, you got the cameras
to go flat looking at the at the roof of
the ceiling. Okay, here we go, yeah, okay, right here
we go. Okay, now he's on. Okay, look like, oh
(12:21):
you put your hair up. She's getting your hair in
her mouth for the wrong place. Hold on, you don't
do that, dude. You're like flailing your head around her time.
But I mean, oh my gosh, show us on the
(12:44):
monitor where the mirror is. Look at that. How you
doing that? What is that? Look at that hair? But
what are you doing? What? Even when you're you know, repositioning,
it can get in the way. You know, I don't know,
there's you know, my favorite thing is when they have
a necklace on it starts dragging in your eye. Crucifix
(13:06):
in your eye when you're having sex. Alex wear the
big horn whatever that thing is called whatever. It's so
weird to have a crucifix like dragging across your face
when you're you know, are hitting you in the balls. Yeah,
that's a little weird for sure, because you do the
most ungodly things. Back to balls, everybody, right, Oh god,
(13:36):
now see I'm being a part of the problem. This
is the kind of show I don't like to have.
This is so dirty shirt. Yesterday I was doing dishes
while my fifteen year old was watching the podcast, and
he's cracking up, laughing, and I just turned and every
time I just go, boy, you must be so proud,
and he goes, come, he goes, actually, I am okay, good.
(14:00):
I don't know, you know what. I guess he figured
that out. I mean, he may not know it has
the name of hooker. Do they hooks hookers? Hookers? We
don't use hookers or hose anymore. Year old son Daniel's
fifteen year old son. I wanted to get everyone's opinion.
(14:22):
My um seventeen year old daughter thinks it would be
a good idea if all the kids on the morning
show did a podcast like an Elvis Strand junior podcast.
Why not? So so, I said, what you guys, talk
about and they say, your pop culture and whatever else
is going on in the world. So your son's old enough. Yeah,
(14:45):
you know, Caden's old enough. He's got these kids, not really,
but they'd be fun. So I promised I would bring
it up. What's the age limit on this, because I
haven't that other ones. Hell, he's eleven minimum. You mean, yeah,
well I don't know, maybe not, maybe not the eleven
year old. You don't want. You don't want your eleven
year old here in this ship. It's going to roll
out of my kids us. Trust I was always the
problem with that was that was the problem with teen clubs.
(15:07):
They didn't want the twelve, twelve, thirteen year olds hanging
out with the seventeen. They didn't want you there. Yeah,
I used to in the thing who gets fake idea
that makes him look younger? Back in it today and
(15:30):
now scary the problems of a teen club. And I
bought a juice box shots, but I got some dummies
for you. I'm talking, I'm talking to the club. He goes, Yeah,
I don't know if I could do this anymore. He goes.
He goes, because a thirteen year old really in the
seventeen year old we don't want them in the same room,
and I agree that's a real problem. Scious the guy
(15:52):
in the corner selling the funded Scary Scary at the bar, Hey,
little lady, want to talking about Wizards of Waverley places lollipops? Children?
Lollipop for a lollipop? I went to school with your parents.
Could be made for middle school in high school. You
don't want even you don't want an He's agreeing with
(16:18):
you right now. Guys wear scary. We agree with you.
It's just coming from you. I mean, I mean your
idea of a date with a girl is she she
gets slimed. You know what I'm saying, Green green, green slop. Look,
I've got chest hair. No, your friends have chestre It's
(16:39):
just an observation. One in ten. How bad you hate
this right now? Like one being not at all intending?
How old was she? Almost ten? Almost ten? Scary? Call
your mom? Have them all at Brody right at me instead?
That's right? How it's just been the sixteen minute morning show,
(17:02):
which is older than Scaries. Dates at the team club,
and what have we accomplished today? Abs of fucking Lutley nothing? Scaries?
Mom told him to have kids. He just took it
the wrong way. Yeah, we're that, said the fifteen Minute
(17:27):
Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present minute morning show? Gosh, trying another fifteen minute morning
(00:23):
show podcast. Yeah, I'm doing laundry and folding. These are
my husband's underwear. Anyone want to sniff? No, don't clean us. Yes,
what's his brand? What's his brand that he goes to.
I'm not going to say, because it's embarrassing. You guys
(00:43):
were the same size. Now we don't know. And it's
a matter of fact. Alex wears his underwear until they're
so stretched out they just fall off. Appreciate that. How
do you guys replenish your underwear? Never? I do, at
least I do a huge underwear purchase once a year. Really, okay,
when I get a hole in my h that's when
I get new ones. When you get I get holes
(01:07):
like below my balls, and then I throw them out.
I gotta tell you my mac Weldon I've been wearing
for several years. I don't throw them out. I add
to them because they never get holes, they never wear out.
I know that they're a partner of ours and blah
blah blah, but they're great underwear. I've got my mac
Walton on right now. I like to know why. Scotti's
right below the ball areas where it gets the hole scratching.
(01:28):
Are you scratching there? I don't know. And their boxer
shorts too, so they shouldn't they head they low, they're low,
so I don't know. Bike riding sometimes you're dressing on
the fabricer than the right, so maybe it rips through.
I don't know. All right, Well, good morning or good
afternoon or good evening, depending on and you're watching. There's Froggy,
there's Danielle, there's Gandhi, there's Garrett. What are you drinking? Garrett?
(01:50):
And soda? I went out to the story yesterday and go,
I haven't had orange soda in the longest. Sounds good
straight Nate, And there's Scarty, and there's Scotty b and
of course Bro he's in the den and uh here
I am folding launder. You guys do this? I got
a fold launder. Come on, no, don't do that to us.
Can I ask Garrett a question really quickly about his
orange soda? Is that gonna cause you trouble later in
(02:12):
the day because I know that you are Type one diabetic? Correct? Great,
great question, Gandhi. No, this is actually diet sun kissed.
So okay, I'm good. I'm good this all day great
perish from all the chemicals in that scary Yeah, But
to eat all this if you're just drink the drink
(02:35):
and not the diet version of they okay, yeah. In
the last minute, in the last minute, Gandhi question whether
Garrett knows what he can drink or not, but in
a caring way, and then Scary rolled in with you
should probably kill yourself, Garrett and have regular soda. Okay, guys,
(02:58):
do you remember pajama Graham dot com used to advertise
with us? Yeah? Yeah, I actually, well they don't anymore.
But I actually got these Santa Claus pajamas for for Alex.
I'm holding those up today. It's like a soft pajamas,
like the one with the butt flat elvis. Yeah yeah,
is there an ash trap on that thing? Those are
(03:18):
Dr Denton's, remember those? Yeah? You know, no, there's no
as tramp on here. But but the bottoms have these
you know that at the bottom. And you guys want
to talk about you guys want to talk about like
vomiting and ball sweat and ship I want to talk
about pajamas. I really see a divide on the show.
Every day. You want to talk about vomiting and balls
are taking a dump in someone's mouth, and I want
(03:39):
to talk about I want to talk about daisies and
puppies and things. It's like we have two different things.
Draw the line. This is why I don't want to Scott.
That scares me. The thing that makes me sad is
people love it. They love hearing you talk about this
(04:00):
crazy stuff that not only did my parents chime in
and then listen to this thing and watch it, they
have their friends also on board as well, So now
now they're spreading it amongst them. They're crowd. I'm like,
what do you love about watching us all day? And
my most like, I don't know. It's fascinating. It's a
new medium for me. Okay, I got a question based
on that. Am I the only person in this zoom
(04:22):
room who is still scared of my parents? Everyone else
seems like, Okay, my parents listen to this, no problem, Yeah,
you're scared of my pads. If my parents appeared today,
I'd be scared because well, they passed away, So maybe
there's a little bit of a fright. Mirs. Just wonder
if I operate weirdly because I am obviously a full
grown adult and I still always think about like, what
(04:44):
are my mom and dad gonna say? What are my
mom and dad gonna think? And they think I might
need to get over that. So I wasn't sure if
you guys felt to say, actually, it says a lot
about how you were raised. Yeah, and there their systems
in the house and what they their belief systems were,
and plus you know, being a vandy dissent, I'm sure
that has a lot to do with it as well.
The respect for parents is it is something very unique
(05:05):
to you and your co Indians, right, I mean, definitely
definitely talk about it well. I mean it's one of
those things where I always just worry about, you know,
one of the big things in the Indian community. My
parents do not do this, but a lot of Indians
are like, what's everyone else going to say? And I
know what everyone else is saying, which is terrible stuff.
So I'm like, oh, I don't want my parents to
be exposed to people saying bad things about me or
(05:27):
hearing something that they think, oh, you shouldn't say that.
So this job is very strange, sometimes very challenging. Her
on the radio, saying whatever comes to your mind exactly
we are. Are you afraid of your mom, daniel I'm
not afraid of her, but I definitely think of what
she would think, because you know, I always my mom.
(05:47):
You know, she's very straight and narrow and a lot
of things. You know, when she watches a sex scene
on television, she covers her eyes and stuff. So yeah,
there's a lot of things that I go, oh, boy,
my mom is not would not be happy about that,
you know, years ago and scary uh Will Will We'll
fess up on this one because he was here and
Brody there years ago when we we would say things
(06:08):
on the air and you would steer away from them, Danielle,
because you were afraid of what your parents and your
husband would say. Yeah, yeah, I can't talk about that
because they've got used to it now, and that is
a that's a major change now that might just turn
it off in your journey because I was just talking
(06:28):
about Mack Weldon and all of a sudden I got
an ad from Bonobo's on my course. Of course, you
did stop listening to me. That's the social dilemma at work.
But yes, this happened to me yesterday, I wanted to
look up aquamarine rings because that's my birth stone and
I was interested in something, and a whole buttload of
them came up this morning, and I'm like, this is
not so crazy. So you guys got me to watch
(06:50):
that on Netflix and everybody should watch The Social Dilemma.
But there's this one sequence where they keep going back
to where these three guys have control of the sun
and they're like, he's been off his phone. Hit him
with this ad, now do this and press this button.
And it's obviously, you know, a dramatization or whatever you
want to call it, but it this is what's going on.
This is how they're they're they're they're pulling the string.
(07:12):
Nothing but a puppet for a shill for them, right,
And when you respond to one, they know that that's
what you respond to, so then you get more and
more of those things. I think Elvis's phone heard him
talking about mac Weldon. They're like, said absolutely so. Right
before Christmas, we bought my sister's boyfriend this artistan in
like drinkmaker thing, and I didn't know what it was.
(07:34):
So I asked Ali Goes, what's that and she described it.
I happened to go to the store like ten minutes later,
and before I get into the store, there is the
push notification add of the same thing I just described
to Ali as if it was like, Okay, you should
buy this when you enter the store. It was so
funny about that, Garrett is we always go oh my
god and talk about it. Why are we surprised anymore?
(07:58):
Oh yeah, they were listening to me because happens to us.
It's still it's still kind of freaky, I think. But
the simple, inable way of turning it all off, but
we can't because of Instagram and and Facebook and all
that is just turn off your microphone. That's that's the key. Essentially.
You also have to be careful, like I've noticed too.
Like the worst thing you can do, and they explain
this in the movie is click on an ad that
(08:19):
you know, like Instagram. All of a sudden ad shows
up and you like that Adam, If you click on
that ad, you are never gonna stop getting things of
that show up in your timeline because now it's it's
gotten you. So now I've gotten to the point where
if I just if I see something that I like,
it's not quite as bad you can go use duck
duck go, which is like that the search engine that
doesn't that doesn't track everything you do. I'll go look
(08:41):
at it over there so that I don't get inundated
with like ads of it later on, because maybe I
just want to look at it once and then I
don't want to see at the end. Brody, you're so quiet,
what's going on? I was just thinking about, like you
guys are saying about you hide this from your parents
or you're afraid your parents, and I was thinking, I
am exactly the way I am percent because of my mother.
(09:01):
So no matter what we talked about, she'd be like, oh,
I'm so proud, I'm so proud talking. Did I ever
tell you guys? I know I told some of you
the story about when the dean called my mother because
I was We had a substitute teacher and I was
making jokes and and and writing fake names on the
attendance list and making everybody laugh, and the substitute teacher
(09:24):
got upset sent me to the dean's office, and the
dean called my mom and he says, Ms, Brodie, I
have you start here in my office, and so she
she got nervous you know, is he okay? Is he okay?
She says, no, he was in class, uh, and he
was being he was extremely humorous and disrupting everybody. And
all I heard him say was, no, that's a bad thing.
(09:48):
I understand you're proud of your son, but he was.
He was not doing what he's supposed to. I'm sure
he gets it from you, ma'am. Yes, And so she
took it as a compliment that I was being funny
and disrupting the class, and he more upset that she
wasn't upset though that your mom thinks that one. Yeah,
I love that. Don't mess with Mamma Brody. Don't talk
bad about her son. She will come down on you. Yeah,
(10:12):
she's she's ripped scary upon a couple of times. Out
of the sky. Brodie told her tattled on me. You
ratted me out about what I said about you. He
told her that, and then he got her on the
phone to bitch me out about and scold me about
don't you dare talk about my son like that. Well,
(10:33):
what he said was criticize him. You're criticizing me, So
don't you dare criticize doesn't fall from the tree that
is such a that's such a sweet telling thing about
your mom. I love that, I know, but Brodie had
to go to his mom to read out scary and
it wasn't like it wasn't like that. But if I
(10:55):
don't know, I'm not gonna my daddy could beat up
your daddy. It was like that guy, don't let him
bulldoze you and let it was about scary. He could
have had a simple conversation with his mom, and then
you know, it turned into it was, hey, we don't
he put his mom on the podcast, and she took
my side. Also, right, I can't win. Oh my god,
(11:19):
had to take your side. I had a coworker's mom
have a conversation with me because she didn't like that
I said he had a dark heart. So she told me,
can you know, is there just a different way for
you to phrase it on the air so that you
don't say he has a dark heart because he has
a heart issue. I was like, you told your mom
on me, Okay, I admit something to you guys. Yeah.
(11:40):
So the other day, Nate was talking about how when
he goes to have sex with his fiance Heather, he
has to tie his hair up. So I won't fall
in her face. He didn't find that kind of hot.
Wasn't it like a hot conversation? I love it? Yeah,
not this elvis. Look. Okay, okay, here's here's what. I
want you to put the camera right on your face
(12:00):
where you look down on it, so we'll have the
heather perspective. Okay, no, no, no, you got the cameras
to go flat looking at the at the roof of
the ceiling. Okay, here we go, yeah, okay, right here
we go. Okay, now he's on. Okay, look like, oh
(12:21):
you put your hair up. She's getting your hair in
her mouth for the wrong place. Hold on, you don't
do that, dude. You're like flailing your head around her time.
But I mean, oh my gosh, show us on the
(12:44):
monitor where the mirror is. Look at that. How you
doing that? What is that? Look at that hair? But
what are you doing? What? Even when you're you know, repositioning,
it can get in the way. You know, I don't know,
there's you know, my favorite thing is when they have
a necklace on it starts dragging in your eye. Crucifix
(13:06):
in your eye when you're having sex. Alex wear the
big horn whatever that thing is called whatever. It's so
weird to have a crucifix like dragging across your face
when you're you know, are hitting you in the balls. Yeah,
that's a little weird for sure, because you do the
most ungodly things. Back to balls, everybody, right, Oh god,
(13:36):
now see I'm being a part of the problem. This
is the kind of show I don't like to have.
This is so dirty shirt. Yesterday I was doing dishes
while my fifteen year old was watching the podcast, and
he's cracking up, laughing, and I just turned and every
time I just go, boy, you must be so proud,
and he goes, come, he goes, actually, I am okay, good.
(14:00):
I don't know, you know what. I guess he figured
that out. I mean, he may not know it has
the name of hooker. Do they hooks hookers? Hookers? We
don't use hookers or hose anymore. Year old son Daniel's
fifteen year old son. I wanted to get everyone's opinion.
(14:22):
My um seventeen year old daughter thinks it would be
a good idea if all the kids on the morning
show did a podcast like an Elvis Strand junior podcast.
Why not? So so, I said, what you guys, talk
about and they say, your pop culture and whatever else
is going on in the world. So your son's old enough. Yeah,
(14:45):
you know, Caden's old enough. He's got these kids, not really,
but they'd be fun. So I promised I would bring
it up. What's the age limit on this, because I
haven't that other ones. Hell, he's eleven minimum. You mean, yeah,
well I don't know, maybe not, maybe not the eleven
year old. You don't want. You don't want your eleven
year old here in this ship. It's going to roll
out of my kids us. Trust I was always the
problem with that was that was the problem with teen clubs.
(15:07):
They didn't want the twelve, twelve, thirteen year olds hanging
out with the seventeen. They didn't want you there. Yeah,
I used to in the thing who gets fake idea
that makes him look younger? Back in it today and
(15:30):
now scary the problems of a teen club. And I
bought a juice box shots, but I got some dummies
for you. I'm talking, I'm talking to the club. He goes, Yeah,
I don't know if I could do this anymore. He goes.
He goes, because a thirteen year old really in the
seventeen year old we don't want them in the same room,
and I agree that's a real problem. Scious the guy
(15:52):
in the corner selling the funded Scary Scary at the bar, Hey,
little lady, want to talking about Wizards of Waverley places lollipops? Children?
Lollipop for a lollipop? I went to school with your parents.
Could be made for middle school in high school. You
don't want even you don't want an He's agreeing with
(16:18):
you right now. Guys wear scary. We agree with you.
It's just coming from you. I mean, I mean your
idea of a date with a girl is she she
gets slimed. You know what I'm saying, Green green, green slop. Look,
I've got chest hair. No, your friends have chestre It's
(16:39):
just an observation. One in ten. How bad you hate
this right now? Like one being not at all intending?
How old was she? Almost ten? Almost ten? Scary? Call
your mom? Have them all at Brody right at me instead?
That's right? How it's just been the sixteen minute morning show,
(17:02):
which is older than Scaries. Dates at the team club,
and what have we accomplished today? Abs of fucking Lutley nothing? Scaries?
Mom told him to have kids. He just took it
the wrong way. Yeah, we're that, said the fifteen Minute
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