December 24, 2020 • 14 mins
Do we stick to our rule for no cursing? We talk about Gandhi traveling around the country and how it could change our life!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm present minute morning show. So here it is the
fifteen minute morning show podcast Rule number one. No foul
language allowed today out come on. We can do it.
(00:28):
I think you know. It's just it's will power, Danielle.
You have all people need to watch your watch your mouth.
I hold my mouth for four hours every morning doing
the regular show. You can't ask me to do it again.
It's not nut. You can do it. You can do it.
Yeah your thoughts, Nate, can we get through this fifteen
minutes without using point? We just did four hours, four
(00:51):
hours of a show where we had to watch what
we say. This is like a pressure release valve, Nate.
It's like it's everything's all pent ups. When we get
here to this part, it become just the let it
all out, Yes, exactly. Froggy's right for once watching every
syllable she says, it's fund so hard to be good.
(01:13):
I hate. You can do it, you can do it. See.
Our our problem was this. We have been doing this
show for twenty some years and never ever, if ever,
rarely would let a dirty words slip. Right, And so
it's all been building building up, and finally we've been
given an an outlet to like, let it fly man,
but they we're gonna see if we can just not
(01:35):
do it. Oh, there's Brody Brodie. No foul language today, please,
I'll try my best. Okay, what the commercials? I hate commercials.
That's scary, scary? What are you talking about? What turn
your commercials down? Or somebody's got something going on in
the background. I've heard somebody, Garett, is there a TV
(02:02):
on at your house? My MIC's been off, so I
don't hear any on the Okay, I hear it too,
Yeah yeah, action on the go. Yeah, well now it's off.
Brody turned it off. We're good. Now, all right? We
always blame Brody, doesn't matter what it is. I can't blame,
(02:24):
and I can't curse. You can't curse. How could do?
Since they're be blamed, that's okay. You're a husband, you're
a husband and a father. You're used to being blamed
on everything, So this is absolutely what's that danielle Um.
If we're not cursing today, then I know we don't
do one tomorrow. Tomorrow's Friday or Thursday Friday, so Monday
(02:48):
that means it's the all curse podcast because we held
our tongue so well. You can't. You can't do one
sentence without using a word. I've never looked so forward
to a podcast. The fact that we spent this much
time on foul language. It really says a lot about us,
doesn't it. I mean, come on, there's were much more
(03:08):
interesting than this. What else can we talk about? You
want to watch me do my asma in hailer. You're
frozen right now in the zoom room. Oh really, no,
not here, he's not. He's not. He's not tell you what,
tell you what you do? You're inhaler while I fold towel.
(03:29):
That's exciting my mind off of cussing. This is a
new asthma medication, not a sponsor. But I have to
click it. Yeah, and then I have to inhale it.
Do it? Is it fun? That's nice? Now, wait a minute.
You don't have to like water in your mouth and
(03:51):
then spit out the remnants, because I know a lot
of you have to do. That's terrible. Now I probably
hold on. Is he frozen for you? Now? He's frozen
with me. He's drink it's you're freezing. You're freezing on
your screen. But but individually, like right now, he's frozen,
scary scary freezing, because we're on the same one. I'll
(04:15):
take I'll take a picture and send it here. So
he was frozen for you, right he was frozen the
fake free space. I don't know if he's frozen. They
both are. Garrett's not you really, by the way, I'm
(04:42):
over here hitting the screen like it's going to do something. Ever,
freeze in a flattering position. It's always some stupid and
I have five chins. I'm like, why do I always
freeze on that crap? It's three listing you normally have.
I got an idea, idea. Let's all fees ready, one, two, three? Okay,
(05:08):
that was finning what we're doing. We can get away
with it on the podcast. If we did it on
the radio, then alarms would start going off if we
froze like that. Sky is really quick. Yes, after we
talked to Brody for a second. Okay, so Brody, you
gave us that list of fake or real major league
(05:30):
Baseball names. I'm totally blown away that someone would be named.
Can I say his name? If we're not cursing to
dick hit shot or whatever. I mean, these are real people. Yeah,
if they weren't real, we couldn't have set him on
the radio. So I made sure that they were legitimates.
(05:51):
I don't want to start find or anything, but I
don't like how you fold your towels. Yeah, what do
you do? Well, I'm sitting down for I usually stand
into fold, but I can't stand in full towels and
do this. Stupid podcast almost said the work. Can you
show us because I'm actually curious because I may do
it similarly. I'm not sure though. No, I'm not going
to show you my towel method because I mean, we
(06:13):
have sunk into an all time low. What do you
what do you towels at work? Nate? I don't know
why these are here, which I'm kind of concerned, and
what's on them? I folded, then I roll it because
this is this is a pool towel. Oh yeah, you
fold it in a half long waist first, because then
I roll it. Hang. You see some people fold him
(06:36):
in thirds length ways length wise. Yeah, I do a
hotel fold. M hm me too. This is boring. Hey,
look at that, Garrett. There's something interesting? Is there's something
interesting you can bring to the show, because this is
the most boring podcast. You want to take some tequila?
My god, have you guys got noticed that Brody has
(06:59):
occurred word over his head in the background. Notice he's
got the act work. He's cheating. That is cheating. That's cheating.
We can't say any curses. By the way, we had
what I said, we had a blur. That's legal. We
had a blur up Brody's playboy the other day because
he showed some boob when he was showing his magazine.
(07:20):
O my shirt. My shirt must have been loose. Sorry,
know the magazine was, but already knows to blur that.
I thought you were going to go over with You
said you were going to go over ways that we're
self centered and that we probably fit every single one
of them. And I was gonna save this for the
big show tomorrow. The thing I found online how to
read the signs of self centered people and learn how
(07:43):
to avoid them in their eleven points that identify self
serving his self centered people, and I'm I'm every one
of them. I felt like you were reading an article
about you. It was like an autobiography. The follow up
question needs to be is it wrong? Is it a
(08:06):
bad thing? If you're self centered? Even after you arrive
at that conclusion. Is it a bad thing, well offense
on what your definition, If it comes at the cost
of being polite and nice to other people and considering
their feelings, I think that's a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I agree. Sometimes I think it's the worst when you
take those like how to know if you should break
(08:26):
up with him quizzes, and then I'm always like, oh,
I should be broken up with that's me that they're describing. Damnit,
it's terrible. God, it's like we're gonna take a towel
out of the basket. Another one appears. Well, it's like
it's like when you eat rice, fried rice. That happens
to me. Time do I take a spoonful, there's still
more rice. It's just never, it's always there, alright. So
(08:49):
Gandhi come up with the topic to save this very
very very slow yet clean, conformative. So I think we've
talked about this a little bit on the air, but
talking about the whole RV trip and how I've decided
I want to do this right now, it made me
think about why I want to do it, and my
reason is because this whole pandemic has made me really
(09:11):
reassess my whole life, like everything that I'm doing, where
I'm living, who I'm seeing, And I didn't know if
you guys had done the same thing, so I actually did.
I was asking them that off the air, like what
are the ways that this has changed your life or
how have you reprioritized things that maybe you weren't thinking
about before? It has changed for me, I I, yeah,
it totally has shifted the way I look at my
(09:32):
life and my my responsibility to the planet and my
friends and my career. Yeah, it's changed everything. So what
about you, Danielle? Yep, it has. It has made me
see things that I didn't see before. What I want
to spend more time doing, what I want to spend
less time doing what's more important. And I'll be honest.
(09:55):
I there was one point where I said to my husband,
I'm like, look, you know, if we want to move
to the UK, because you know he's British, I said,
I think this might be the time to do it,
and he's like, what are you talking about. I go, well,
you know, Spencer is going to be going to college
in a couple of years. Maybe he wants to go
to university there Preston really wants to focus on soccer.
That's a great place to do it. I could probably
do the show from there. We could figure something out.
(10:16):
I'm like, you could sell you know, real estate. Well,
she would come, I guarantee you moving to England. She go,
So you know, there's a lot. I mean, I miss
all my friends and family. But but he put the
Gabosch on it. He said, no, Okay, I was getting
excited for you. I'm like, oh my god, I can
a goodbye party for you. He's not. He's not, No,
(10:37):
you can't sell a goodbye party because I would be
doing the show from there. I would do the afternoon
program from there. That yeah, yeah, but he said, he
said no. I said maybe a summer house once. That
would be nice there. You know, but you know, there's
too much opportunity for for us here, So he doesn't.
He doesn't. I would love a British Bronx accent from
Danielle would be interesting. That sounds like, hey, Brodie, are
(11:04):
you have you changed your outlook on life a little
bit since all this kicked in? Um no, No, I'm
still a pessimist. In fact, Uh, sometimes you guys don't
believe all the stories about things that go wrong in
my life, Well something went wrong Monday and Scary was
on the phone and heard it. Scared, do you want
to tell him what you heard? My delivery getting a
(11:27):
delivery live and it was I guess a hot tub
and it was on a truck, on a forklift whatever
it was. And Brodie was screaming and yelling, and the
delivery guy delivered the bad news that the cover of
this hot tub had a huge gash in the in
the in the it and he's like, I'm sorry, I
(11:48):
don't know how this happened. And Brody I heard him
melt down to the delivery guy with me on the
other ear. It was fascinating and Brodie was like, don't
drop it. Don't drop it because it sounded like a
didn't sound like a phone tap almost. It was like,
this isn't real and it was so surreal. But I'm like,
you can't make this ship up. This guy has the
(12:10):
worst you know what. I knew it It wasn't look
out the door. Come on, sorry, I know you didn't
do it on purpose, but you did it. Hey, you
(12:31):
didn't he ruined it for everyone? Have been done. Yeah,
if I could just I could just clarify, Um, I
did not yell at the guy. I yelled in general.
And then at the end scar he goes, oh my god,
that's real. It really happened to you. I heard it,
so I have a witness. Finally, yeah, the hot top
(12:52):
was damaged black cloud day and night. This guy, I
don't know what it is, bad luck. So what did
you do? Did you have the guy take it back?
I mean, do you do with it? No? I got
a thousand dollars off, of course, but you have a
gash of hot tub top. Well they're going to replace it.
But for the trouble, they took a thousand dollars off.
So I'm good. Okay, here's what you're gonna do. For
(13:16):
a trouble, you gotta take a thousand dollars off like that.
I like that voice, Daniel. That's the same voice the
guy makes. That's that's the same guy. The voice the
guy makes. If someone knocked at the door and the
open the door and they go is Mr durand there?
And the guy says who was asking? Yeah, I saw
(13:38):
I saw that in a movie. Again here that I remember.
We had this conversation, Nate. It's the dumbest line ever
used in old movies, like a police officer woul knock
on the door, dunk dunk, and the door would open,
Mr Jones and the guy would go, who's asking? Well,
I'm asking. I'm right here, you're dress it's me. I'm asking.
(14:01):
I'm asking me as the dumbest line ever used in
the movie anyway, that voice you used is like that
that bad bronx. Do you understand what I'm saying? Anyone care?
I get it. I think we're over? Are we over?
Fifteen seconds left? Guess what? Guess what was accomplished? All
(14:25):
my towels are now folded towels. That's imports all that
matters to me. The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm present minute morning show. So here it is the
fifteen minute morning show podcast Rule number one. No foul
language allowed today out come on. We can do it.
(00:28):
I think you know. It's just it's will power, Danielle.
You have all people need to watch your watch your mouth.
I hold my mouth for four hours every morning doing
the regular show. You can't ask me to do it again.
It's not nut. You can do it. You can do it.
Yeah your thoughts, Nate, can we get through this fifteen
minutes without using point? We just did four hours, four
(00:51):
hours of a show where we had to watch what
we say. This is like a pressure release valve, Nate.
It's like it's everything's all pent ups. When we get
here to this part, it become just the let it
all out, Yes, exactly. Froggy's right for once watching every
syllable she says, it's fund so hard to be good.
(01:13):
I hate. You can do it, you can do it. See.
Our our problem was this. We have been doing this
show for twenty some years and never ever, if ever,
rarely would let a dirty words slip. Right, And so
it's all been building building up, and finally we've been
given an an outlet to like, let it fly man,
but they we're gonna see if we can just not
(01:35):
do it. Oh, there's Brody Brodie. No foul language today, please,
I'll try my best. Okay, what the commercials? I hate commercials.
That's scary, scary? What are you talking about? What turn
your commercials down? Or somebody's got something going on in
the background. I've heard somebody, Garett, is there a TV
(02:02):
on at your house? My MIC's been off, so I
don't hear any on the Okay, I hear it too,
Yeah yeah, action on the go. Yeah, well now it's off.
Brody turned it off. We're good. Now, all right? We
always blame Brody, doesn't matter what it is. I can't blame,
(02:24):
and I can't curse. You can't curse. How could do?
Since they're be blamed, that's okay. You're a husband, you're
a husband and a father. You're used to being blamed
on everything, So this is absolutely what's that danielle Um.
If we're not cursing today, then I know we don't
do one tomorrow. Tomorrow's Friday or Thursday Friday, so Monday
(02:48):
that means it's the all curse podcast because we held
our tongue so well. You can't. You can't do one
sentence without using a word. I've never looked so forward
to a podcast. The fact that we spent this much
time on foul language. It really says a lot about us,
doesn't it. I mean, come on, there's were much more
(03:08):
interesting than this. What else can we talk about? You
want to watch me do my asma in hailer. You're
frozen right now in the zoom room. Oh really, no,
not here, he's not. He's not. He's not tell you what,
tell you what you do? You're inhaler while I fold towel.
(03:29):
That's exciting my mind off of cussing. This is a
new asthma medication, not a sponsor. But I have to
click it. Yeah, and then I have to inhale it.
Do it? Is it fun? That's nice? Now, wait a minute.
You don't have to like water in your mouth and
(03:51):
then spit out the remnants, because I know a lot
of you have to do. That's terrible. Now I probably
hold on. Is he frozen for you? Now? He's frozen
with me. He's drink it's you're freezing. You're freezing on
your screen. But but individually, like right now, he's frozen,
scary scary freezing, because we're on the same one. I'll
(04:15):
take I'll take a picture and send it here. So
he was frozen for you, right he was frozen the
fake free space. I don't know if he's frozen. They
both are. Garrett's not you really, by the way, I'm
(04:42):
over here hitting the screen like it's going to do something. Ever,
freeze in a flattering position. It's always some stupid and
I have five chins. I'm like, why do I always
freeze on that crap? It's three listing you normally have.
I got an idea, idea. Let's all fees ready, one, two, three? Okay,
(05:08):
that was finning what we're doing. We can get away
with it on the podcast. If we did it on
the radio, then alarms would start going off if we
froze like that. Sky is really quick. Yes, after we
talked to Brody for a second. Okay, so Brody, you
gave us that list of fake or real major league
(05:30):
Baseball names. I'm totally blown away that someone would be named.
Can I say his name? If we're not cursing to
dick hit shot or whatever. I mean, these are real people. Yeah,
if they weren't real, we couldn't have set him on
the radio. So I made sure that they were legitimates.
(05:51):
I don't want to start find or anything, but I
don't like how you fold your towels. Yeah, what do
you do? Well, I'm sitting down for I usually stand
into fold, but I can't stand in full towels and
do this. Stupid podcast almost said the work. Can you
show us because I'm actually curious because I may do
it similarly. I'm not sure though. No, I'm not going
to show you my towel method because I mean, we
(06:13):
have sunk into an all time low. What do you
what do you towels at work? Nate? I don't know
why these are here, which I'm kind of concerned, and
what's on them? I folded, then I roll it because
this is this is a pool towel. Oh yeah, you
fold it in a half long waist first, because then
I roll it. Hang. You see some people fold him
(06:36):
in thirds length ways length wise. Yeah, I do a
hotel fold. M hm me too. This is boring. Hey,
look at that, Garrett. There's something interesting? Is there's something
interesting you can bring to the show, because this is
the most boring podcast. You want to take some tequila?
My god, have you guys got noticed that Brody has
(06:59):
occurred word over his head in the background. Notice he's
got the act work. He's cheating. That is cheating. That's cheating.
We can't say any curses. By the way, we had
what I said, we had a blur. That's legal. We
had a blur up Brody's playboy the other day because
he showed some boob when he was showing his magazine.
(07:20):
O my shirt. My shirt must have been loose. Sorry,
know the magazine was, but already knows to blur that.
I thought you were going to go over with You
said you were going to go over ways that we're
self centered and that we probably fit every single one
of them. And I was gonna save this for the
big show tomorrow. The thing I found online how to
read the signs of self centered people and learn how
(07:43):
to avoid them in their eleven points that identify self
serving his self centered people, and I'm I'm every one
of them. I felt like you were reading an article
about you. It was like an autobiography. The follow up
question needs to be is it wrong? Is it a
(08:06):
bad thing? If you're self centered? Even after you arrive
at that conclusion. Is it a bad thing, well offense
on what your definition, If it comes at the cost
of being polite and nice to other people and considering
their feelings, I think that's a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I agree. Sometimes I think it's the worst when you
take those like how to know if you should break
(08:26):
up with him quizzes, and then I'm always like, oh,
I should be broken up with that's me that they're describing. Damnit,
it's terrible. God, it's like we're gonna take a towel
out of the basket. Another one appears. Well, it's like
it's like when you eat rice, fried rice. That happens
to me. Time do I take a spoonful, there's still
more rice. It's just never, it's always there, alright. So
(08:49):
Gandhi come up with the topic to save this very
very very slow yet clean, conformative. So I think we've
talked about this a little bit on the air, but
talking about the whole RV trip and how I've decided
I want to do this right now, it made me
think about why I want to do it, and my
reason is because this whole pandemic has made me really
(09:11):
reassess my whole life, like everything that I'm doing, where
I'm living, who I'm seeing, And I didn't know if
you guys had done the same thing, so I actually did.
I was asking them that off the air, like what
are the ways that this has changed your life or
how have you reprioritized things that maybe you weren't thinking
about before? It has changed for me, I I, yeah,
it totally has shifted the way I look at my
(09:32):
life and my my responsibility to the planet and my
friends and my career. Yeah, it's changed everything. So what
about you, Danielle? Yep, it has. It has made me
see things that I didn't see before. What I want
to spend more time doing, what I want to spend
less time doing what's more important. And I'll be honest.
(09:55):
I there was one point where I said to my husband,
I'm like, look, you know, if we want to move
to the UK, because you know he's British, I said,
I think this might be the time to do it,
and he's like, what are you talking about. I go, well,
you know, Spencer is going to be going to college
in a couple of years. Maybe he wants to go
to university there Preston really wants to focus on soccer.
That's a great place to do it. I could probably
do the show from there. We could figure something out.
(10:16):
I'm like, you could sell you know, real estate. Well,
she would come, I guarantee you moving to England. She go,
So you know, there's a lot. I mean, I miss
all my friends and family. But but he put the
Gabosch on it. He said, no, Okay, I was getting
excited for you. I'm like, oh my god, I can
a goodbye party for you. He's not. He's not, No,
(10:37):
you can't sell a goodbye party because I would be
doing the show from there. I would do the afternoon
program from there. That yeah, yeah, but he said, he
said no. I said maybe a summer house once. That
would be nice there. You know, but you know, there's
too much opportunity for for us here, So he doesn't.
He doesn't. I would love a British Bronx accent from
Danielle would be interesting. That sounds like, hey, Brodie, are
(11:04):
you have you changed your outlook on life a little
bit since all this kicked in? Um no, No, I'm
still a pessimist. In fact, Uh, sometimes you guys don't
believe all the stories about things that go wrong in
my life, Well something went wrong Monday and Scary was
on the phone and heard it. Scared, do you want
to tell him what you heard? My delivery getting a
(11:27):
delivery live and it was I guess a hot tub
and it was on a truck, on a forklift whatever
it was. And Brodie was screaming and yelling, and the
delivery guy delivered the bad news that the cover of
this hot tub had a huge gash in the in
the in the it and he's like, I'm sorry, I
(11:48):
don't know how this happened. And Brody I heard him
melt down to the delivery guy with me on the
other ear. It was fascinating and Brodie was like, don't
drop it. Don't drop it because it sounded like a
didn't sound like a phone tap almost. It was like,
this isn't real and it was so surreal. But I'm like,
you can't make this ship up. This guy has the
(12:10):
worst you know what. I knew it It wasn't look
out the door. Come on, sorry, I know you didn't
do it on purpose, but you did it. Hey, you
(12:31):
didn't he ruined it for everyone? Have been done. Yeah,
if I could just I could just clarify, Um, I
did not yell at the guy. I yelled in general.
And then at the end scar he goes, oh my god,
that's real. It really happened to you. I heard it,
so I have a witness. Finally, yeah, the hot top
(12:52):
was damaged black cloud day and night. This guy, I
don't know what it is, bad luck. So what did
you do? Did you have the guy take it back?
I mean, do you do with it? No? I got
a thousand dollars off, of course, but you have a
gash of hot tub top. Well they're going to replace it.
But for the trouble, they took a thousand dollars off.
So I'm good. Okay, here's what you're gonna do. For
(13:16):
a trouble, you gotta take a thousand dollars off like that.
I like that voice, Daniel. That's the same voice the
guy makes. That's that's the same guy. The voice the
guy makes. If someone knocked at the door and the
open the door and they go is Mr durand there?
And the guy says who was asking? Yeah, I saw
(13:38):
I saw that in a movie. Again here that I remember.
We had this conversation, Nate. It's the dumbest line ever
used in old movies, like a police officer woul knock
on the door, dunk dunk, and the door would open,
Mr Jones and the guy would go, who's asking? Well,
I'm asking. I'm right here, you're dress it's me. I'm asking.
(14:01):
I'm asking me as the dumbest line ever used in
the movie anyway, that voice you used is like that
that bad bronx. Do you understand what I'm saying? Anyone care?
I get it. I think we're over? Are we over?
Fifteen seconds left? Guess what? Guess what was accomplished? All
(14:25):
my towels are now folded towels. That's imports all that
matters to me. The fifteen minute Morning Show
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