December 23, 2020 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fine Presents show, and here we go the fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast. Uh and by the way, not only
can you hear us, you can watch us if you're
watching us on our heart what is called show Instagram line?
(00:23):
If you're watching us, thank you, thanks for watching. What's
so fun? First? Actually it's the Elvis Duran show on
Instagram right in Twitter maybe whatever? Everyone, and we're recording
our zoom room in the room. If you're listening to us,
it's Froggy, it's Gandhi, it's Straightenate, it's Scary, it's Danielle,
(00:48):
it's Garrett, and of course Brody and I think we
can hear him. Can we hear you? Brodie? Yeah? I
can hear you, so look and you can tell. Brodie
as usual, is overwhelmed with emotion. So what are we
gonna do now? For fifteen minutes? Yesterday was all about
(01:09):
trying to get Brodie on the fifteen minute Mortgage Show. Today,
where else than a minute in and he's here, So
now what We'll spend fifteen minutes trying to get him
to leave this for audio and some people are hearing
it that way, but the video everyone is horizontal except
for Brodie. He's vertical. So if you're turn your phone
to other dare you go I need to see Okay,
(01:32):
but now you didn't like my angle, so I turned it. Okay,
but here's here's a problem with me. You don't look good.
It's shooting up your nose. Can you please lift your laptop?
Can you lift it? It's my phone. I have nowhere
to put it. There, we go that you can hold
(01:53):
it the whole time. You can hold it the whole time.
It's only like thirteen minutes now, okay, Well, okay, brody,
here's an assignment sometime between now and tomorrow. If you
could find a way to elevate your phone, they'd be awesome.
They'd be good. That's all I'm saying. My laptop, just
so you guys know, it is literally sitting on like
pots and pants right now. That's when I type. It
(02:14):
goes like this because I didn't want the angle to
be it's so funny looking for something to looking for something.
All right, it's good to have you. I will tell
you that. The response from the very worst ever fifteen
(02:35):
minute morning show podcast from yesterday has been overwhelmingly positive.
I don't get it, and somebody explained that to me
because it was hilarious to see. Yeah, I think that's
a huge part of it. Like today, I think we
should do show and tell what's what's in arm's reach
of you because you're all surrounded by your own personal
effects and I want to see what you see because
(02:55):
all that painting behind you. Okay, see I see something
in a shot that you have a baseball bat that's
in a nice display case behind you. Is that your
show and telling her? Do you have something else? I
could do that? Yeah? No, that's uh, that's a Yogi
bearra baseball bat signed. I got it when I was
a little kid. Yogi God. Yeah what scary not Yogi
(03:18):
scary bear? You want to go get to pick a
Nica basket that. Yeah. So Ever since I've been a
little kid, I've been I collected audio, sports memorabilia, so
I pretty much can probably put my kids through college
at this point. That's awesome. Cool. Do you think that's
a god that we should be doing zoom rooms and
(03:39):
be like that's worth a lot of money right next
to my Manning Jersey? Oh my god. Man, Like, if
anybody sees this and they know where Garrett lives, are
gonna be breaking in there and stealing Yogi bearrats another
baseball bat? Well, wait, who's who signed that baseball bat?
That one is? That one's Hank Garon. He's gonna Garon
(04:08):
signed bad in his room? Garrett, that's Garrett. That's awesome,
good for you. And then where do you had the key?
That's a Derek Jeter signed bad over there. And then
during Derrek Jeter's final season, they put out about ten
of these pictures signed by all the Yankee greats to
say goodbye to him. My god. That So I'm looking
(04:29):
around my room. I have nothing, nothing anywhere close to
as interesting as well. Grett might as well just fold up. Alright,
come on where you okay? Um, I within arm's reach.
I don't have anything, but can I run for one
second to get the closest thing to me? Okay, I'll
be right back. Hold, I have to run far. I
(04:51):
don't have anything in here. Do you want me to
do mine? Okay? So my Show and Tell would be
the last painting the Brandon and I did, which is
I don't know you can see it from so close?
That's cool together? Yeah, so he kind of does. He
does this middle section, and then I do the outsides
(05:14):
of it, so they look different. I'm sorry, my angles
are terrible, exactly like that. They don't even so Brody, Brody,
what do you have it within arms reach? Well? So
one of the things I do during the show is
sell things on eBay. So I'm here. I have an
(05:34):
Avril Levine autograph c D. Hold on a big market
for that. Ruben Stuttered autographed CD. That's quite what Garrett has.
We come from Hank Garon to Reuben Stuttered. Wow, let
(05:55):
us know how that sale goes. Don't tell off too early.
You want to make sure you get people compete eating
against each other. Might want to pair something else with
that so it sells. Yeah, put him together down, plenty
of stuff to pair it with. What do you have?
It's right behind me, so you see I have this
picture of Tiger Woods. But here's what you don't know
about it. So it is it's from the tournament that
(06:19):
he last one, which was a very big tournament that
he wants, and this was the past to get in
and it's actually signed by him, so he doesn't win.
If he doesn't win another one another major, I have
something signed from the very final major that he wants.
So I'm kind of like hoping he doesn't, but yet
hoping he does. So you can tell that's potentially valuable
(06:42):
with the way he touches it. He's just touching. Yeah, yeah,
you don't want to get your your skin oil on there?
What do I use, straight Nate? What do you have
show tell us and tell us at work? Yeah? I
really don't have anything. I mean, I'm sitting Scary. Scary
has a big mountain of crap behind him that he
uses every day. The nearest thing to me is something
(07:02):
that's been sitting here in the same spot for six months,
and that is a cow bell. This is the same
cow bell that I accidentally got stuck on my neck
when I put the thing on. We remember, we could
not get it off for like a half hour. We
had to call the fire department in thanks for Come on,
(07:25):
straight Nate, what do you have this? I'm sitting at
Diamond's desk, and so this was supposed to if I
remember this story correctly, Diamond was supposed to give the
Diamond Award weekly to someone that did something great on
the show. And then nobody ever really ever did anything great.
So it's just the desk, but it's a big diamond.
It's not COVID happened. It's like nobody ever did anything great.
(07:51):
If you're listening to this and you're not seeing it.
He held up this diamond, which is probably the size
of a canal cantal lope, and he's and then but
then straight says, oh, by the way, it's not a
real diamond. Thought it was laying around the stadium like
Garrett's house people, and they're not going to leave a
(08:15):
seventeen pound diamond behind. Exactly what's that, Garrett? All my
stuff is fake? How much time do we have? Bat? Is?
It looks like the bat is going through his head.
It's like, if you're listening to this, it's all the
(08:36):
more reason why you need to go to Elvis drand
show on Instagram and see this for yourself. Is it
my turn? Yes, six and a half minutes. How much
time do we have left? By the way, six and
a half a Well, mine's a little more serious, but
it's something that's very important to me. Is it okay
if I get a little serious? So as you know, uh,
this is the age of ring lights where I don't
have mine on right now. But if you do a
lot of online stuff, and you need to like try
(08:58):
to look somewhat decent, which I'm looking now you have
these minds off. But I have something. I have a
message taped my to my whole second. Well, here we go.
Here's my ring light. But it has George Floyd written
on it. So I see that every day when I
come in and we start getting we get carried away
(09:20):
talking about all the Venu show that we carry about.
I always have his name right here in front of me.
I never want to forget that. Also, this is this
was hanging on the other one, accountability, So George Floyd
and accountability. I look at those every day. So as
you hear us laughing at all the funny things we
talked about, I'm always looking at those things that I
don't I don't want to ever forget the course of
(09:44):
our show and you know where we want to take it.
It's a good thing. These are little personal things. I
don't know other than that, there is nothing worth crap
in this room. The painting behind you is pretty cool.
The King Slidine painting behind you really cool. We know
you all know, yeah you got King solidity. Well you
all know that. I didn't want to bring that up
because I've I've talked about this many times, but I
(10:04):
love King Soliday. What's that? Well, we're doing this podcast,
and of course it's on video. Scotty b is in
the next room. He's not listening to the podcast, but
he's been on video the entire time, and he's just
been drinking like we're kind of like he wasn't realized
this is being recorded and people don't see. We've been
(10:26):
keeping an eye on him. What straight and Nate what earlier?
He thinks he may have pooped his pants. Get him in,
Bring him in, Get him in, Get him in. Danielle
got talking to my microphone. What Gandhi? Danielle didn't do her?
(10:48):
Oh god, Okay, Danielle, I'm sorry. I thought you did you.
There's so many people, Daniels. Then we'll find out about
Dragon Tnka okayang Is look at his little thing board
so much. He does not want to be here. Yes,
my little dragon, Yes, I love hungry. Is he going
(11:13):
to poop on? You look so cuddly? No, he shouldn't
poop on He'll be fine. Love. How old is? How
old is? Uh is your bearded dragon? I don't even
know he's been around. I don't know. Six seven six
years now, yeah, six seven years. How old do they live?
How long do they? I don't know. They live along,
they can live a long time, so he'll be around.
(11:35):
I love that. Hey, So, Scotty B. You know we've
been watching you in the zoom room during this entire
fifteen minute morning show podcast. You've just been in there
drinking and hanging up. But someone said that there's a
roomor out there that you pooed your pants. Did you sharp?
My goodness, no, I mean I don't think. I don't
think anything came out. Okay, standing over here and he
(11:56):
grabbed his butt like this, I think myself, Oh my god,
he doesn't think he's looking. Did you check it was wet?
But oh, I'm sorry. Well, you know, something could have
(12:17):
come out, but it's still just said that. It's still like,
you know, in the crevice. It maybe on the walls.
I say, I'm very uncomfortable standing here, and it's Scary's
microphone that he's been talking on all morning. Didn't get
out of there. Okay, we know is going out, and
you know, yeah, Scary Scary is going out. Man. He's
(12:38):
hanging out with people at the closer the better. I'm
not hanging out with scary. He is dripping in the COVID.
I'm sorry you think I have I think you have
the RONA. I tested negative, and I tested negative for
anybody's and the actual I know you tested negative. To
that point, he's checking again. If you're watching this in
the zoom room, he's checking again. Yeah, you tell all
(13:00):
they were watching him. Did he put his He didn't. Wait,
hold on, he just did it. Did he just do
a sniff test? He did? Oh no, he got down along,
went down the back of his pants, like for sure,
it was down the back of his pants. Damnit. Scott
handles and things like that. And he's worried about me
(13:20):
giving him coronavirus. Yeah, you didn't get popicles everywhere all over.
I understand why you would have one of posted in
a restaurant, but employees must wash hands before going back
to work. In a radio station, we need to post
that in the bathroom because people are disgusting man and
(13:43):
all that cereals in there with the pupicals. There's some
brand involved. I'm saying right now. You know what, Yesterday
was the worst fifteen minute morning show podcast. Today's was
the grossest fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. What record will
we break tomorrow? Is it time to wrap up? Thirty
second foot Rody? It was great Heaven you here? Yeah,
(14:06):
I love it better than yesterday. World worth it alright,
It's good seeing you at a great angle. Brody looks great,
Brodie Rody, I love your angle. I think he may
have found something on the second look and he went
to go clean up on the highle One. I think
(14:29):
the fifteen Minute Morning Show
Fine Presents show, and here we go the fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast. Uh and by the way, not only
can you hear us, you can watch us if you're
watching us on our heart what is called show Instagram line?
(00:23):
If you're watching us, thank you, thanks for watching. What's
so fun? First? Actually it's the Elvis Duran show on
Instagram right in Twitter maybe whatever? Everyone, and we're recording
our zoom room in the room. If you're listening to us,
it's Froggy, it's Gandhi, it's Straightenate, it's Scary, it's Danielle,
(00:48):
it's Garrett, and of course Brody and I think we
can hear him. Can we hear you? Brodie? Yeah? I
can hear you, so look and you can tell. Brodie
as usual, is overwhelmed with emotion. So what are we
gonna do now? For fifteen minutes? Yesterday was all about
(01:09):
trying to get Brodie on the fifteen minute Mortgage Show. Today,
where else than a minute in and he's here, So
now what We'll spend fifteen minutes trying to get him
to leave this for audio and some people are hearing
it that way, but the video everyone is horizontal except
for Brodie. He's vertical. So if you're turn your phone
to other dare you go I need to see Okay,
(01:32):
but now you didn't like my angle, so I turned it. Okay,
but here's here's a problem with me. You don't look good.
It's shooting up your nose. Can you please lift your laptop?
Can you lift it? It's my phone. I have nowhere
to put it. There, we go that you can hold
(01:53):
it the whole time. You can hold it the whole time.
It's only like thirteen minutes now, okay, Well, okay, brody,
here's an assignment sometime between now and tomorrow. If you
could find a way to elevate your phone, they'd be awesome.
They'd be good. That's all I'm saying. My laptop, just
so you guys know, it is literally sitting on like
pots and pants right now. That's when I type. It
(02:14):
goes like this because I didn't want the angle to
be it's so funny looking for something to looking for something.
All right, it's good to have you. I will tell
you that. The response from the very worst ever fifteen
(02:35):
minute morning show podcast from yesterday has been overwhelmingly positive.
I don't get it, and somebody explained that to me
because it was hilarious to see. Yeah, I think that's
a huge part of it. Like today, I think we
should do show and tell what's what's in arm's reach
of you because you're all surrounded by your own personal
effects and I want to see what you see because
(02:55):
all that painting behind you. Okay, see I see something
in a shot that you have a baseball bat that's
in a nice display case behind you. Is that your
show and telling her? Do you have something else? I
could do that? Yeah? No, that's uh, that's a Yogi
bearra baseball bat signed. I got it when I was
a little kid. Yogi God. Yeah what scary not Yogi
(03:18):
scary bear? You want to go get to pick a
Nica basket that. Yeah. So Ever since I've been a
little kid, I've been I collected audio, sports memorabilia, so
I pretty much can probably put my kids through college
at this point. That's awesome. Cool. Do you think that's
a god that we should be doing zoom rooms and
(03:39):
be like that's worth a lot of money right next
to my Manning Jersey? Oh my god. Man, Like, if
anybody sees this and they know where Garrett lives, are
gonna be breaking in there and stealing Yogi bearrats another
baseball bat? Well, wait, who's who signed that baseball bat?
That one is? That one's Hank Garon. He's gonna Garon
(04:08):
signed bad in his room? Garrett, that's Garrett. That's awesome,
good for you. And then where do you had the key?
That's a Derek Jeter signed bad over there. And then
during Derrek Jeter's final season, they put out about ten
of these pictures signed by all the Yankee greats to
say goodbye to him. My god. That So I'm looking
(04:29):
around my room. I have nothing, nothing anywhere close to
as interesting as well. Grett might as well just fold up. Alright,
come on where you okay? Um, I within arm's reach.
I don't have anything, but can I run for one
second to get the closest thing to me? Okay, I'll
be right back. Hold, I have to run far. I
(04:51):
don't have anything in here. Do you want me to
do mine? Okay? So my Show and Tell would be
the last painting the Brandon and I did, which is
I don't know you can see it from so close?
That's cool together? Yeah, so he kind of does. He
does this middle section, and then I do the outsides
(05:14):
of it, so they look different. I'm sorry, my angles
are terrible, exactly like that. They don't even so Brody, Brody,
what do you have it within arms reach? Well? So
one of the things I do during the show is
sell things on eBay. So I'm here. I have an
(05:34):
Avril Levine autograph c D. Hold on a big market
for that. Ruben Stuttered autographed CD. That's quite what Garrett has.
We come from Hank Garon to Reuben Stuttered. Wow, let
(05:55):
us know how that sale goes. Don't tell off too early.
You want to make sure you get people compete eating
against each other. Might want to pair something else with
that so it sells. Yeah, put him together down, plenty
of stuff to pair it with. What do you have?
It's right behind me, so you see I have this
picture of Tiger Woods. But here's what you don't know
about it. So it is it's from the tournament that
(06:19):
he last one, which was a very big tournament that
he wants, and this was the past to get in
and it's actually signed by him, so he doesn't win.
If he doesn't win another one another major, I have
something signed from the very final major that he wants.
So I'm kind of like hoping he doesn't, but yet
hoping he does. So you can tell that's potentially valuable
(06:42):
with the way he touches it. He's just touching. Yeah, yeah,
you don't want to get your your skin oil on there?
What do I use, straight Nate? What do you have
show tell us and tell us at work? Yeah? I
really don't have anything. I mean, I'm sitting Scary. Scary
has a big mountain of crap behind him that he
uses every day. The nearest thing to me is something
(07:02):
that's been sitting here in the same spot for six months,
and that is a cow bell. This is the same
cow bell that I accidentally got stuck on my neck
when I put the thing on. We remember, we could
not get it off for like a half hour. We
had to call the fire department in thanks for Come on,
(07:25):
straight Nate, what do you have this? I'm sitting at
Diamond's desk, and so this was supposed to if I
remember this story correctly, Diamond was supposed to give the
Diamond Award weekly to someone that did something great on
the show. And then nobody ever really ever did anything great.
So it's just the desk, but it's a big diamond.
It's not COVID happened. It's like nobody ever did anything great.
(07:51):
If you're listening to this and you're not seeing it.
He held up this diamond, which is probably the size
of a canal cantal lope, and he's and then but
then straight says, oh, by the way, it's not a
real diamond. Thought it was laying around the stadium like
Garrett's house people, and they're not going to leave a
(08:15):
seventeen pound diamond behind. Exactly what's that, Garrett? All my
stuff is fake? How much time do we have? Bat? Is?
It looks like the bat is going through his head.
It's like, if you're listening to this, it's all the
(08:36):
more reason why you need to go to Elvis drand
show on Instagram and see this for yourself. Is it
my turn? Yes, six and a half minutes. How much
time do we have left? By the way, six and
a half a Well, mine's a little more serious, but
it's something that's very important to me. Is it okay
if I get a little serious? So as you know, uh,
this is the age of ring lights where I don't
have mine on right now. But if you do a
lot of online stuff, and you need to like try
(08:58):
to look somewhat decent, which I'm looking now you have
these minds off. But I have something. I have a
message taped my to my whole second. Well, here we go.
Here's my ring light. But it has George Floyd written
on it. So I see that every day when I
come in and we start getting we get carried away
(09:20):
talking about all the Venu show that we carry about.
I always have his name right here in front of me.
I never want to forget that. Also, this is this
was hanging on the other one, accountability, So George Floyd
and accountability. I look at those every day. So as
you hear us laughing at all the funny things we
talked about, I'm always looking at those things that I
don't I don't want to ever forget the course of
(09:44):
our show and you know where we want to take it.
It's a good thing. These are little personal things. I
don't know other than that, there is nothing worth crap
in this room. The painting behind you is pretty cool.
The King Slidine painting behind you really cool. We know
you all know, yeah you got King solidity. Well you
all know that. I didn't want to bring that up
because I've I've talked about this many times, but I
(10:04):
love King Soliday. What's that? Well, we're doing this podcast,
and of course it's on video. Scotty b is in
the next room. He's not listening to the podcast, but
he's been on video the entire time, and he's just
been drinking like we're kind of like he wasn't realized
this is being recorded and people don't see. We've been
(10:26):
keeping an eye on him. What straight and Nate what earlier?
He thinks he may have pooped his pants. Get him in,
Bring him in, Get him in, Get him in. Danielle
got talking to my microphone. What Gandhi? Danielle didn't do her?
(10:48):
Oh god, Okay, Danielle, I'm sorry. I thought you did you.
There's so many people, Daniels. Then we'll find out about
Dragon Tnka okayang Is look at his little thing board
so much. He does not want to be here. Yes,
my little dragon, Yes, I love hungry. Is he going
(11:13):
to poop on? You look so cuddly? No, he shouldn't
poop on He'll be fine. Love. How old is? How
old is? Uh is your bearded dragon? I don't even
know he's been around. I don't know. Six seven six
years now, yeah, six seven years. How old do they live?
How long do they? I don't know. They live along,
they can live a long time, so he'll be around.
(11:35):
I love that. Hey, So, Scotty B. You know we've
been watching you in the zoom room during this entire
fifteen minute morning show podcast. You've just been in there
drinking and hanging up. But someone said that there's a
roomor out there that you pooed your pants. Did you sharp?
My goodness, no, I mean I don't think. I don't
think anything came out. Okay, standing over here and he
(11:56):
grabbed his butt like this, I think myself, Oh my god,
he doesn't think he's looking. Did you check it was wet?
But oh, I'm sorry. Well, you know, something could have
(12:17):
come out, but it's still just said that. It's still like,
you know, in the crevice. It maybe on the walls.
I say, I'm very uncomfortable standing here, and it's Scary's
microphone that he's been talking on all morning. Didn't get
out of there. Okay, we know is going out, and
you know, yeah, Scary Scary is going out. Man. He's
(12:38):
hanging out with people at the closer the better. I'm
not hanging out with scary. He is dripping in the COVID.
I'm sorry you think I have I think you have
the RONA. I tested negative, and I tested negative for
anybody's and the actual I know you tested negative. To
that point, he's checking again. If you're watching this in
the zoom room, he's checking again. Yeah, you tell all
(13:00):
they were watching him. Did he put his He didn't. Wait,
hold on, he just did it. Did he just do
a sniff test? He did? Oh no, he got down along,
went down the back of his pants, like for sure,
it was down the back of his pants. Damnit. Scott
handles and things like that. And he's worried about me
(13:20):
giving him coronavirus. Yeah, you didn't get popicles everywhere all over.
I understand why you would have one of posted in
a restaurant, but employees must wash hands before going back
to work. In a radio station, we need to post
that in the bathroom because people are disgusting man and
(13:43):
all that cereals in there with the pupicals. There's some
brand involved. I'm saying right now. You know what, Yesterday
was the worst fifteen minute morning show podcast. Today's was
the grossest fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. What record will
we break tomorrow? Is it time to wrap up? Thirty
second foot Rody? It was great Heaven you here? Yeah,
(14:06):
I love it better than yesterday. World worth it alright,
It's good seeing you at a great angle. Brody looks great,
Brodie Rody, I love your angle. I think he may
have found something on the second look and he went
to go clean up on the highle One. I think
(14:29):
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