Elvis' Questions

Elvis has questions he found from 2018. Nate wants to know if his bills are too high? Garrett attempts to play would you rather with the show.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
show podcast? Hello, wat have an idea for today's podcast.
We're gonna sit here and stare at each other. Yeah,
just like the should we play that game? Or who? Like?

(00:30):
Who breaks first? I'm terrible at that. I always break first.
This is stupid. We can't do it. I hate when
your eyes starts hearing and you're like, yeah, I think
that that's the problem. I think I'm at an unfair advantage. Disadvantage,
I should say, because my eyes are so big that
there's more surface area, so they water more quickly because

(00:53):
the cold air hits more of it. So yeah, it's true.
I'm telling you. As soon as I walk outside, it's
like autumn matic tears starting and talking. We still have
several thousand people that listen to the podcast as opposed
to watching it, so uh, the staring contest is not
going to go over well for that crowd. He just said,
we're not doing it. So what onions? Onions? Scary is

(01:20):
eating leftovers and he said, I said, what are you eating?
He said, and then then Scotty beiges, that's gross, dude.
The cheese and salami appetizer. Trey in the fridge and
I'm like, oh, someone, it's this mystery, not mis me.
It was part of yesterday's celebration of the essential workers

(01:42):
here and uh, you know it was covered, but you're
trailing onions throughout the hallways and the studios. It is
just trailing behind you. But the smell, the smell or
he's dropping on you that I don't miss that. But wait, scarce,
So everybody had their with that meat trey yesterday and
like fingered the cheese and the crackers and then they

(02:03):
went and put it in the fridge and you're just
hollering at it today when they finger your cheese. You
guys get so grossed out by such the simplest things.
You don't you don't get grossed out at all. Yeah,
and I and to take this from the guy who
ate a pizza out of a New York City trash can,
and yeah, you did stuff that's worse than that. But

(02:26):
to be honest, Scary is rarely sick. So maybe he's
onto something. Always germs, And over the years Danielle did
so much bacteria collected. He just gives it to all
of us. He's fortified, but the rest of us, Paul
I have never seen Scary not eat something that comes
in here. He always whatever it is, he'll try, I'll

(02:49):
try it. So on the other hand, Scary never gets sick.
But then he'll sneeze and throw out his back. So
I mean it's a you know, take the good with
the bad. He was she was dancing to jump around
and he threw out you know his at that one time.
So Scary okay, So so the staring contest won't work.
All right? When I show you my bill from con Edison,

(03:11):
can you tell me we'll cover up all the essential
codes and things. I don't think. We'll just tell us
what what is it? Just tell us how much? Do
you tell us? You can't even four hundred and four dollars?
That's a lot from from a month from Edison. Well,
you know I'm not faulting them. Well, hold on, what

(03:36):
do you have that electricity? I mean, is your a
c all? It's electric? Yeah, the AC is electric. And
then you know we've got that gets it's our gas
as well, and somebody I live with is running it
at seventy two degrees. Then why are you questioning this?
You know this is a house, so you're finally living
in your own house, and so you got to pay

(03:57):
your own house bills is high. I mean know I'm
in a different area than you, but our water stewage,
our lawn sprinklers, our gas, and our electricity is two
a month. Wow. Wow, Really it is cheaper there. You know,
you gotta keep in mind in the Northeast, especially up
here in Westchester County where he is, it's expensive and

(04:19):
you pay for it. Up here, it is expensive. I
could see, like in high school. This is what I
wish they like would teach us in high school, you know,
just like the simple things like this, because you get
thrown into the world. And Nate gets a four bills
for the first time. You were taught us at home
and your dad said, what do you think I own?
Your parents? Fuck light? Right, that was your I'm turning

(04:42):
lights off. She left the vanity light on the other day.
I got this costs money, like I can put a media. Well,
let me ask you this, Nate, do you have incandescent
bulbs or LED bulbs in your house? Yeah? L e
ed Yeah, and it burns very very little little wattage
and it allows to your bill to be cheaper. Yeah.
So I've made an edict. I think you can mate,

(05:04):
and I don't know that when we do, the renovations
all led because I don't want to pay for it. Um.
And then I bought her slippers. I'm like, you gotta
just wear these around the house. I don't care if
your feet are I think of slippers as being like
an old lady thing slippers. I have so many different

(05:26):
kinds of slippers. I have slippers that look like Jack skelling.
You're not helping yourself, Danielle. I feel to wear slippers.
They have to because what else are you gonna throw
at your kid when they're misbehaving? You know what? Nate's
Nate's funny speaking about power bills. Last night, we drove
through a neighborhood that had tons of Christmas lights, hundreds
thousands of them. Beautiful you you sent videos, gorgeous. I

(05:48):
posted it on my social media, and so while we're driving,
Lisa and Kayden are just admiring how beautiful this, and
I said, imagine how much these people is power bill
must be this mom. Lisa's like, what is what is
wrong with you? She's like, only a dad would say that. No,
I just I just thought, like their power ball has
got to go through the roof. Somebody's gotta power all
this stuff. It is something that Dad would say. It's

(06:09):
also something a person would say if they pay the
power bill exactly that, Hey, look, it's no fun adulting.
You go back to live in an apartment somewhere. Let else,
Let someone else take care of like all this. Yeah,
I got a really low bill. Dude, my ship don't
go past fifty fifty a month at P, S, C
and G. You don't do anything. The lights are off.

(06:30):
I live by myself. Well, Scar, you're never home. You're
always out being a super spreader with the VID. That's
watch TV. So random questions here we go. What's not
as bad as everyone says? I say, anal sex, what

(06:51):
what about you? Gi Um? I might be unpopular. I
think getting the COVID swab is not as bad as
a lot of people have made it out to be.
I think it's fine. Your eyes water for a second
and you move on. Pineapple pizza. They love pineapple with pineapple,
the ham right, the Hawaiian pizza, The Hawaiian pizza. Occasional hemorrhoids,

(07:12):
the kitchen occasional hemorrhoids. Yeah, that's aren't that bad. They're
not as bad as you know. Okay, they go away.
That sounds terrible. Okay. What is as bad as everyone says?
I say Hawaiian pizza, yea, and hemorrhoids occasionally. I don't
want to hemorroid. Ever. Brain surgery is as bad as

(07:34):
you think it is. It's not good, it's not fun.
There's no there's nothing good about it. I believe you. Uh, Daniel,
this is for you. Where's the weirdest place you've ever slept?
Because you're famous for sleeping anywhere and everywhere. The weirdest
place I've ever slept under my desk at work probably, yes,

(07:56):
Oh it's been years, but I crawled under their back
in the day to take a nap so nobody could
find me. Reliable under the desk until someone sits down
and kicks you. That's the problem. I think it's weirder
to sleep on an airplane like you always do. Let
me tell you, I can sleep through turbulence. It rocks

(08:16):
me to sleep. I don't know what's wrong with me,
But perspective of us watching you, you are basically on
stage in the middle of an airplane filled with people
doing this. Yeah, I don't care. You don't get that anymore.
She has a mask on. That's right, that's right now,
that's true. No more funny pictures. Scary is the best

(08:41):
bad news you got after an X about an X
after you broke up with him. Oh, I know that
he okay that Oh, but it was it was in
regards to me that someone came to me and said, hey,
now that you've broken up with him, you should know
every night we were dropping him off at different girls
houses and he was hooking up with them while you

(09:01):
were with him. I'm Mike, you waited till after I
woke up with them to tell me that thanks, I
have one with a friend I broke up with. She
and I got into an argument about all kinds of stuff,
but one of the things was the guy that she
was dating, who I kept telling her was a terrible
human being. And after her and I stopped being friends,
we all found out, and she found out that he

(09:21):
had pretty much done with Daniel X did, which was
cheat on her with every single person on the plan.
So I was like, I know what, I just random
questions list I have. I don't know, I don't know
who this came up, but I'll just read this. What's
the craziest thing you've done in so far? Mine was

(09:41):
moved to New York. That's what I did in God,
it's been that long. Yeah, wow, I know I still
feel like the new kid all the time, and it's
at this point been years, so the kid. Yeah, all right,
I've done my part with random questions. I have random
questions some questions. Would you wear a monitor that beeps

(10:02):
when you're lying or beeps when you're attracted to someone
attracted to someone attracted? I wouldn't wear a monitor. You
have to. That's the game. I don't have to do
anything I don't want to do. But I love that.
I love when we're playing would you rather game and
someone says I would rather neither. I'm not playing this right,
It's like, that's not the game, jackass yet to one
or the other. I'll play. I'm just I'm not gonna

(10:24):
wear a monitor. What else a UM be able to
erase people's memory or predict their future? Oh? Both? That guy?
I predict the future. Yeah, because I feel like if
you can, if you can help avoid, like, you know,
them getting into an accident or something bad happening to them,

(10:46):
that would be kind Yeah, you can't predict someone's future
and change it. The whole point is it's maybe because
because it's their future you but you can't change. But
if you if you know they're going to get into
a car accident or something, then you can say, hey,
this is the day, don't go in a car that day.
That's not their future. The future though. Yeah, but if

(11:07):
the piano does fall on their head, then you can
erase their memory. Though, So they're dead. They're dead. I
didn't say anything of them being dead. All right, your
fingers ever doing. You're making your own rules as you go.
Your fingers always feel sticky or your throat always feels itchy.
They both do all the time. Anyway, you should see

(11:27):
a doctor seriously, um, appear as a guest on your
favorite TV show, or have lifetime backstage passes to any
concert you attend. Oh, backstage TV show, TV show, on
the sunder concert TV show. You've all been backstage, I know.
But like concerts that I want to go to would
be different now ones that I'm forced to go to.
There's a big difference. Whatever be in the audience to

(11:49):
watch the concert. This is the worst game ever. Okay,
I'm done. Then I did think I didn't know. I
didn't keep going. Scott's got a question. No, I don't
have a should. I just wanted to show you something
really awesome. But any what does that have to do
with poop? You know what has to do? Well? It
could be it will be poop after you eat it.
How about that it's brand new cereal chocolate chocolate egg Yeah,

(12:18):
what's that? Phase four? I think it's gonna be delicious.
I never had chocolate egg goes before. Have you? Is
there something there? And yam and eat it right now?
Taste test. Look a look at Nate yawning. He's bored. Sorry,
I'm not bored. I'm exhausted. I was up at one.
Do you try going back to sleep or I tried.
I dozed off right before my alarm went off, and

(12:39):
then I slept through my alarm. I'm exhausted. So sorry, Scotty,
I won't be able to hang with you tonight. Come on,
come on, Garrett asked more questions. Fine, here we go
if you insist. I mean, I have the most embarrassing
photos posted on social media, or accidentally fall in public
and the video go viral. Fall yep, I can laugh

(13:01):
at myself. I'm good to know answer it's neither. So
have no eyebrows or an extra finger. Extra extra finger
for really no eyebrows. Look surprised all the time. Yeah,
take cold showers for the rest of your life, or

(13:24):
never get more than four hours to sleep a night.
Ever again that we're already doing that on some warm showers,
and well, here we go. I fart in the elevator
full of strangers, or belch loudly while giving an important
presentation at work. Belch, belch, No, the fart and elevated

(13:44):
full of strangers. I do that anyways. Quiet it's a fart.
A fart is a fart is a fart. If it's quiet,
I'll do it because no one will know you. You're
getting so at the end of your rope with us,
because every he makes the rules up as we go.
It's a simple question. Everybody wants to break down the
science of the of the rules before you decide. Is

(14:06):
this how you are as a dad? You know what?
This is? Reminding me of monopoly, Like I'm about to
flip this board right now and just walk away from
the table. Good out of time? Just yawned again. You
know thet well, tomorrow is going to be the last
podcast of the year, so we gotta plan ahead and

(14:27):
make it the best one ever, don't you think? Yes,
scary one to contribute planned Tomorrow, Scary You're in charge? Yeah?
Are we done? Fifteen minute morning show