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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present minute morning show? Oh look, we're back. It's a
fifteen minute morning show podcast. Yeah, yes, yeah, everybody. Yeah,
sorry I missed yesterday's but not really. Actually you keep
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saying you're sorry, but you're really not. Look, I can't
get rid of jingle Ball. It just lives on. I
gotta I gotta get this change anyway, So what did
I miss yesterday? In the podcast we talked about song?
Did we talk about songs we hate over Mariah carry? Yeah?
I started off as songs we love and then scary
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turned it around. Yeah, scary shit all over Mariah. Yep,
Oh that's the song. The song sonically that was a
tough one. Do you listen to? Hey? So, I think
straight Nate has an idea for today's podcast. So we
played or actually we played butt Hurt, and I've asked
you questions from but Hurt, But I feel like we
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need to get a little bit more into each other's
minds here. So, do you guys remember inside the actor's
studio that shows or an Orange. He would always pull
out that blue card and he would have the Bernard
People questionnaire, and it's the questions that I guess I
don't know really determine who you are as a person.
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I really don't because we've been trying to figure that out. Yeah. Yeah,
I have the list here, and so I'm gonna ask
you randomly different questions. Um. So, for instance, gandhi, mhm.
What is your favorite word and why? Oh? In general,
so not a curse word. I really like the word embrace.
I know that that might be kind of weird, but
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I feel like it applies to a lot of things.
So hugs are my favorite thing in the world. Obviously
I love it because of that, But I also think
it's really important to embrace all of the things that
are coming your way, whether they're good or bad, just
kind of accept it and learn to start dealing with it.
And the first step in that is embracing it. Wow.
That's a good answer, very good answer, that one. Well
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let's go. Well, I'm gonna take a question. My least
favorite word. I hate the word fine fine fine because
it's not good, it's not bad, it's just there. I
hate when I do something and somebody says, oh, you
did a fine job. Uh, that was fine, don't worry
about it. No, fine means that you didn't do poorly,
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you didn't do well, you just did it, did something wrong.
It's average. If you tell a woman, if you know
your girlfriend, fristance, okay, are you okay? No, that's fine.
When they say that's fine, it's exactly the oppositely fine.
You're already punctuating anything with fine because you want to
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contain knew the conversation and figure out what the funk
is wrong? And it's not his girlfriends. They're they're engaged,
by the way, yes, yes, yes, So for instance, Elvis, like,
if I have a conversation with you and you know
I'm trying to get you to say something, you give
your opinion on something, you say it's fine whatever. I
know it's not fine, it's less than fine. We're all
like that. The word fine. I saw your least favorite word.
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Obviously fine. I get that makes sense. I love embraces
the best and fine is the worst. So far, I'm
loving this. Fifteen minute morning show podcast asked me how
it is? How is it? How is it? I'm embracing it? Fine, fine, Okay, Froggy,
what turns you on? Just women don't give it? It
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sounds kind of stupid. I like, I like making out.
Sid I think the art of making out is better
than what it leads to. Eventually, the art of making
out is a turn on the lead up to it.
The art of making out, Yes, well, hold on back up.
There's an art. Explain the art of making out? There
is because it leads up to it. It It starts out.
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You know, it's kind of like a ramp here. It's
it's like a stairway. You ramp up to where you're going.
But the art of making out is not just like
you're just like, oh, like suck their face and you
know what I mean. But what is the art? My
question is you're saying there's an art to making out, Well,
it's it's just how do you define the art of
making up? It's the way you work up to it.
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It's it's it's it's got steps, and you don't just
not zero to sixty and two seconds. You work your
way up to it. And and I'll tell you I would.
You know, obviously, it's never gonna happen for me because
I am married and I've been with Lisa for twenty
four years at twenty three years at this point. But
the one thing I do miss is making out with
somebody new. That was always when you know, you don't remember,
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you don't remember that feeling. That feeling is first time, Yeah,
because you're excited to do it. You don't know what
it's gonna be like, and then it finally happens and
it's so amazing. No, I mean, I don't want to
do it again. I can, I'm not going to, but
I'm saying I missed that feeling. Yeah, having someone new,
it's like opening a gift and you never know what's
going on. I'll do it with you, Froggy, Froggy, I'll
do with you if you really miss it that much.
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I don't think least it would leave me if I
made out with you. I think that's you know what.
We'll dance still, we'll do the art of the dance.
I'll go in for a peck firston and then like
step back and be perfect. A little teasing. It was
a little teething, and I was thinking Elvis you. I
don't think she'd leave if I made out with Elvis either,
But he's married, but you're married to But I don't
think Ali would mind such an uncomfortable through. It's such
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an uncomfortable time when you're just about to make out,
but you're not sure if you should. Yeah, you know,
I had a girl at one time that's like, hey,
can I see your gum? And I was like what, so, yeah,
I like this and she just jammed your tongue in
my mouth where you like can? I mean that's like
a verready tenish line. I was driving. I mean I
must have been nineteen or the belt are so full
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of stupid stories. I love? All right, Danielle, Yeah, which
sound do you love? Oh? Gosh, oh the sound of
a child giggling. There was nothing better than a baby
or a kid laughing, because it's just it's pure, it's innocent,
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and it's just happiness. I don't even like kids, and
I love when kids laughs. The reason why you love
when kids laugh is you are the type of person
that would probably laugh at the same thing. Yes, probably,
I think gets me every time. We're all childers here.
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I think we all do that. You remember when you
said that video of those two little kids and they
were drinking the soda or something like that, laughing, They
were just giggling the whole Yeah, all right, let's go
with Garrett. He sir, what sound do you hate? Sound?
I hate the cliche of the nails on the trukboard
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or the fork going onto a plate, like when you're
scooping something on the plate and then scratch. Or there's
another one in my house that that people totally hate.
Hold on, Oh, we're gonna hear it, thank god. So
the place mats this is my place? Oh I hate this.
I hate this. Don't know what that would have been mine?
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That would have been mine? Oh my god. Yeah, that's
a bad one. Something. I don't mind it, but I
encourage you make that sound more often. Here we go
the goose bumps. Yeah, moving on, Elvis, what what is
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your favorite curse word? Fuck? Why don't you think about
it before your answer? Are you sure you want to
go with that one? You know what? It's just it
means so many things, but it's you. And you can
add like it's or an E D or you can
add to the end of it. You can you can
be a verb. It could be an active you stupid. Fuck.
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You know, there's all these It's such a versatile word.
Other words like you could call somebody a fox stick
like that's always good face. So, yeah, the word is fun.
Thank you. That's a mine? Was easy. Do you think
if Elvis was on inside the actors studio and answer
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just like that, what Jans Limpton's face would be like? Okay,
James would love it. God rest his soul, all right,
Scotty be Oh, yeah, it's got to be. What profession
other than yours would you like to attempt? Oh, I
would like to be a letter carrier like USPS. I
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always wanted to work for either the Post Office or FedEx.
Do you apply there or no? No, I applied to
be a garbage man. That's what I tried to do
before radio, and I did not get hired. That's a
great job too. Yeah, I'd be retired. I'd be retired,
I'd owned my house to be spectacular. Civil service is great,
But no, I I just I think it'd be cool
to be a letter carry and walk around and talk
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to people and get exercise. I don't know. I just
think that that's a great job. And by the way,
they're not garbage man, they're sanitation engineer. Sorry. Sorry, I
would have been a garbage man because I was a man. Okay,
when when was that? Not before before you got kissed
in the car with the gum with the gum exactly. Okay, scary, Yes,
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what profession would you not like to participate in? Would
I not like? If I wasn't doing radio and I
had another job, I had no choice and this was
the only job available. You wouldn't take it? Oh the job,
wouldn't you do? You know what? I wouldn't be an
accountant and it was the job that I was supposed
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to have had I not done this, and I realized
how much I hated it. C p AS goes through
a lot of bullshit, especially around tax time, and I
don't know how they sit there staring at screens, crunching
numbers and being all, you know, having to put everything
in order. I'm not an orderly person when it comes
to paperwork and things, and I lose people's folders and
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files and I would be in awe. Thank you pretty much.
You have a good case. The only order when he
orders food, that's only er every time, nine to five
cubicle work, sitting there and dressing up. I hate all that.
And I don't see scary in a suit. I don't
see scary every day. Sorry. Um, okay, last question? How
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much time do we have left? Frog? Uh? All right,
I'll see if I'm gonna ask a couple of people.
This is the last question on the people. Question Um Gandhi, Yes,
if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God
say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Oh? What
would I like to hear God say? Mm hmm, maybe
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like everyone's waiting for you. All the people that I love,
they're there. I don't have to wait on anybody else
because they're already there, whether they actually have left the
earth or not. I just want to be able to
see them and be there with them. M got great answer.
Someone Yeah, would like one from the text message. They
answered question Oh if Mayonnaise cured COVID with Danielle eat
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it probably yeah, son of hilarious huh Elvis, same question,
If God exists, what would you like for him to
say when you arrive at the Prily Gate? Well, you're
assuming I'm going to arrive at the Parly Gate hypothetically,
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so God would be like, what do you have an appointment?
Are you? I do not know? You know? Hearing Gandhi's
answer was just kind of great. So I don't know
if I even want to try to even try to
equal It's fantastic, as her answer was what, I don't know,
what would you say? I would like for him to say, surprised,
I'm real. Yeah. I just want him to tell me,
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especially if it's now that my dad's been doing a
good job helping him out up there, because I'm so
convinced he's helping him out, and he's a guardian angel
to so many, so that would make me so happy.
That's sweet. I just want him to tell me that
I'm allowed in. Not Hey, you're at the wrong gate, sorry,
wrong floor. What if we all show up and and
God is not even he and God's the girl? Then
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how dom do we all look? Hello? He's gonna tell
me I can finally eat gluten. There's no gluten free
in heaven. I wanted to holding all of the dogs
that I will have had while I'm here on Earth.
I'll be there waiting for me when I get there.
That's nice. Nice. I think he's gonna tell Scotty that
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he can't shave his pubes up there. I wouldn't have
to anymore. There are no pubes in heaven. Nate, Wait,
it's just Harry. Then, I'm not going it's not even
at all. I don't want to be there. All right,
get out of here. Are we done? Thank you for
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the idea. That was a great idea. Thank you, The
fifteen Minute Morning Show