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December 10, 2020 15 mins

Nate had to bring a package to a neighbor but it didn't go as planned. Also Froggy doesn't feel as loved and Brody doesn't know why his dog didn't hump him! 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Present Minute Morning Show, Be Quiet. They're here Morning Show Podcast.
There's Froggy, there's Danielle, there's Scotty B. There's Garrett, there's Gandhi,

(00:27):
there's Straight and Night. There's Scary and Dave Brody. Here
we go. As you can see behind Dave Brody. Uh,
it's the Festival of Lights kicking off night number one
of Hanukkah Tonight. Happy zoom background. It is all the
way up. Yeah. I made it look like Hannuka wrapping paper.

(00:48):
It looks just like Hanka wrapping paper, isn't it great?
And my Christmas tree shirt? You're a bad mail Benjamile.
I don't know. You know. One of the things I
love not only about not only do I love Hanka
and the candles and the light, but I also love
the colors blue and white. Blue and white just looked
good together. They just so you can put some silver

(01:08):
in there, right essentially waits it? Hey? Um? Anyway, so
happy happy festival lights to our Jewish friends. Um straighten Nate, Yes,
do you want to talk about how you went to
a neighbor's house and they thought you were there to
rob them? Rob and murder them. What. Yeah, you know,

(01:31):
this is a situation where you try to do what
you think is a good deed and it turns into
a well I wish I wouldn't have done that. Well, okay,
So we got a delivery to our house and I
opened the package. I go, what the hell is this?
It was like siding and shingle, and like, what did
you order this? And then I look at the address
label and it's to somebody else entirely, but it's the

(01:54):
almost the exact same addresses ares it's the same numbers,
and then like two letters are to friend in the
name of the street. So I'm like, oh crap, they
delivered it to the wrong place. So I took it
upon myself to drive it to that person's home. That
was sweet. Yeah. So I go up there, and you know,
I've got my mask on and I've got my black

(02:16):
uh not in my black knit hat. So we called
it his cat napping. So I looked like this as
I'm walking up to the door, watching on the doorbell,
and I knock on the door and I'm like, hey,
I got a package for you. It was half open.
So he had her hand, you know, the woman had

(02:38):
her hand behind her back, and I'm only assuming that
she probably had a knife there. And she's like oh,
And I explained the situation. I said, hey, you know
I live at blank address. It's very similar to yours.
We had this delivered. Here's your package. She goes, you
can just set it down right there. Yes, don't come
any closer, step a foot closer. Maybe she didn't believe

(02:58):
your story. He's wearing that awful soul patch and he's
got that hat on, and he has a mask on,
a mask on, and he just shows up at your
house and there's no one around to help you, right.
He's a tiny guy, he's a decent size. Like I
would be like, no, I would probably tell you leave
it outside too. Yeah. Will you be a little nervous,

(03:20):
a little ner course? Why would I open the door
for you anyway? What do I need to do? Do
I need to shake your hand or give you a
it's called it. Put the damn package down and go.
When you told her you had a package for her,
are you wearing your nut harder pants? Oh god, and
I got a package for you. Listen. I think I'm
a very disarming guy. I'm a very friendly here we go.

(03:43):
I think it's no offense. I think it's the soul patch.
I think that's that's turning you into a very very
shifty looking character. Didn't know a soul patch, she could
feel the energy of the soul patch. I don't know.
I just thought she would be friendly, especially since I
went out of my way to do a good deed.

(04:03):
You did sometimes like why why did they do that?
And I feel the same way for our friends who
work in banks. Look, you know, I know there's a
bank down the street from where I I live. It
says you do not come into lobby wearing masks or
anything of your face or hoods whatever. They had to
change that, of course, because the mask thing. So you're
sitting there minding your own business with a vault full
of cash behind you, people like Nate walking with a

(04:25):
mask on. I'm sure you don't. You look at each
and every one of them, like, yeah, I went to
the post office yesterday and I did one of those
things like we all have where you're walking to the
door and you don't have your mask on your like,
and you start fumbling and you put the mask on.
Everyone behind the counter looked like I was about to
do something to them because I was I was like
flustered and putting on my mask while holding a package

(04:47):
with with a nick cap on. He looks a little
too nervous. We need to all just start printing those
masks that have the bottom half of our face on
it so that no one gets scared. Doesn't have you?
Have you guys, ever gotten something delivered to the house
that was supposed to go someplace else and it was weird,

(05:08):
like for us, we have a similar address to like
you nate with someone else and we get their packages
all the time. Once we had trees delivered into our
driveway and just dropped off like six or seven trees.
There was no no, no, no, no where it came from.
I called my husband. I'm like, when did we order trees?
I didn't know we were getting new trees? Did you
want those? And he's like, those aren't our trees. It

(05:31):
took days before they realized it went to the wrong place,
and then they came back and put picked up those
trees and took them back to the right person's house.
Those stupid trees. Plant those trees as soon as they land.
I will tell you I delivered for instat still and

(05:52):
right before Thanksgiving, I had to deliver a knife block
because they were they were ordering knives to carve turkey,
I guess, and I delivered it to the wrong house,
so I had to be a porch pirate and go
back ten minutes later and take it because it was
next door. Did you knock on the door and say, hey, no,
I just took it. I don't know. I didn't. I
didn't know. I didn't want to be You're not supposed
to make contact with the customers now, you're just supposed
to leave stuff. So I just ran. But if someone

(06:14):
saw you on the ring doorbell, they'll be like, who's
this guy? What's you taking from my What do you do?
I guess? But it was only two doors down, so
it was like sixty five and sixty five B or
something like that. But it's just it's cool being a
porch pirate. Have you ever take something delivered to your
house and you accidentally opened it and you didn't take
it where you're supposed to go? Really, I think I

(06:35):
showed this to the class one day. Maybe I'll bring
it in the next show and tell this is when
I lived in Philly, A third in Spruce so this
is someone delivered a Christmas gift to our house. I
opened it in the flurry of opening Christmas gifts, and
it was this ceramic duck. I'm like, what the fuck
is this and look at the address. It's it's addressed

(06:56):
to my neighbor. And I opened it and I tried
to take acts. They never entered the door, and I
just like, screw it. I still have that duck to
this day. It's like it's in my kitchen. You know.
We were talking about like moments in time, what if
those people that were expecting the duck and never got it.
They're like, hey, did you get my duck that I
sent you? No, I never got it. You had to

(07:17):
have gotten it. But you've been holding onto the duck
for the last thirty plus years. Now there's somewhere still
you talk to them because they promised this a ceramic duck,
and well, totally it wasn't. Now I realized why that
woman was probably so salty and me to me, she's

(07:38):
probably been getting my package is for the last three
months and hasn't said it goddamn thing. Did you open
the package, Nate? What's that? Did you open the package?
I opened it? What was here. It was like shingles
some bullshit. But you know, we've been missing since We've
been missing a couple of packages, so that we had
to call Amazon and say, hey, you got to deliver

(07:59):
this again. So I think this woman is stealing my stuff.
She wants to go back over with your mask on
and ask her how that goes. Don't don't go with
a knife with a knife. Hey, Elvis, two boxes by

(08:23):
your steps, one already open. I wonder if someone down
the street already opened it and it over. I'll be
checking that in a few minutes. That is, I got
it yesterday. It No, I got that yesterday. You don't
know what this is? What can we tell? Dave Brody
a scary sent me a totally free Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah,

(08:48):
the two separate packages coming to shut damn it. So okay,
no one. A lot of people don't know this because
of course these two guys, Scary Brodie exactly, they do
the Broken Boys podcast together. So they decided to send
out merch and sell merch in their merch store. Ye, well, Scotty,
I mean scary things. It's it's great to have merch

(09:09):
out there. So he's just sending it all of us
for free, and Brody's all but hurt because he has
to help payer. So I don't know who saw it.
I'm on. I think I'm on brody side on this one.
Gotta be thank you? Really, anybody too late? Yes, I
just got this one yesterday. What frog? He sent me
a hoodie and Lisa tank top, So I don't know

(09:30):
that you're gonna be seeing Lisa's post with the tank
top anytime soon. Considered, it's fucking thirty degrees here and Jackson, however,
but I'll be scary, said to me. I'll give stuff
to the people on the show for free and they'll
post pictures and the link and we'll sell more. I'm
not this business just doesn't want to wear I didn't

(09:52):
I posted the link, Danielle, did I know? But Elvis would?
Would you wear the hoodie and post it? I'm gonna
I'm gonna wear it, but as soon as it's time
to post, I'll take it off. I gotta I gotta
rat Gandhi out for a second because I love her
so much. Godhi, guys. If I get it for free,
I'll post a picture. If I pay for that ship,
I'll take it off every picture. I take you agree

(10:17):
with that one, Brody hold on Gandhi. Yes, you buy
Elvis's book? Yeah? Did you post pictures of you with
Elvis's book? Yes? I think I did, but I also
got a free copy, and the free copy was the
one I posted. O. Let me be your agent for

(10:37):
a second. How much would it cost for you to
post a picture wearing the Brooklyn Boys like? And you can?
Don't eate the money to charity. I have no idea.
I've never money, Garret, shut up, I've never sold posts.
I don't plan on it. I just I guess it's
worth something. Brody, pony up some money, have the man,
you know, pay the man and he'll post it. Shut

(10:58):
a second. I have that many followers, I have like
six that's a lot of no, but if you're like
Seacrest you have five million, it's a totally different relative.
I don't think followers brings a lot of money. I
don't have anything followers by a shirt. We're in the money.

(11:19):
I'll see how much if I made cash. This is
why I don't do it. I don't. I don't put
ads on my on my social right. The other thing
is this is not a money making scheme. I'm not
trying to get rich quick off of a merch store.
It sounds like you're not even see Also, I think
it's also nice if you give them out, people will
wear them. Even if you don't get them to post.

(11:39):
People see them, and it's more proposity for you guys publicity, Gandhi.
You can command between two and three thousand dollars per
photo that you post. According to this, actually maybe even
more than that, because it says people with a hundred
thousand followers could earn between seven and nine hundred dollars
per post. People with five hundred thousand than more command

(12:01):
between two and three thousand. I'll wear it on. There
would have had to grand but Scary gave away all
the shirts are free. There is that. There's a reason
why Brody is a little little cheeky and sassy. Today
his daughter brought her dog home for Thanksgiving, and this

(12:21):
dog humped everyone around the table except for Brody. So
she got a little puppy, a little boy dog, and
so I would hate to be humped by a dog.
You should be thinking, yeah, well, okay, so he hasn't
been nuted yet, so he's horny as hell. I guess
or whatever whatever he's doing. And so he first came
home on Tuesday before Thanksgiving and everyone's on the floor
plane with him, and he's humping everybody's legs, and I'm like, wow,

(12:44):
I'm glad he's not humping my leg. And by Saturday,
I'm like, damn it, why isn't he humping my leg?
I felt left out. I understand that on a different level.
I understand that in that I used to want Elvis to, like,
you know, kind of just let me into the club.
If I wanted to be in the he would hit
on the club because you know, when you feel like that,

(13:08):
if I'm a gay guy, I should at least show
some attraction for you, and I didn't. You used to
always tell me the gay club doesn't want me, and
that that made me. I hurt my feelings, like I
don't want to be but if I did want to
be in it, I want to know that I could
get accepted. Look, I'm not speaking for all the gays.
I'm just saying I I don't have to. Also, can
we just address it. Just because he's gay doesn't mean

(13:28):
he likes you, right like another person, like he said,
they might like you every woman that walks by isn't
hanging on you either, right. I think it's so funny
when guys get asfended by that he's gay. When he
used to say we would do like do Mary kill,
I always got killed. I never got done. I just
wanted to get done. One Gary got killed. Killed. Scary
is scary is in that game with you? He will

(13:49):
get killed and you will either get married or you'll
get done. I will. I've gone to a gay bar.
I am offended if I'm not hit on. See that's
the most ludicrous, stupid fucking thing to say, because you're
assuming that all gay guys want all guys like me,
just one, just one. I want to attractive in a

(14:10):
man's eyes, that's all. Well, you might be in some
men's eyes, maybe noone at that bar or within a
five radio. One day you'll find the one. But it's
the same thing, Elvis. It's you don't want to be
in a club necessarily, you just don't want to not
be in the club. I got you. So the fact
that your daughter's dog humped everyone around the table and

(14:32):
not yours, as gross is being humped is right. You're like, well,
wait a minute, what's wrong with my leg, Like I
don't eat broccoli, but if someone gave out free broccoli,
everybody'd be like, Hey, where's my free broccoli? Freeze there is,
says it's time to hang up. Happy Hanukkah to Brody

(14:55):
and Scotty B. We gotta run, have a beautiful day.
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