Extra Appendage

We all asked each other if you would take the covid vaccine if it meant you got A Appendage attached to your body. Then things got gross at the end!2

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show? Oh? Hi, Hi?
Did you guys know we're on we're doing the Hello,
How are you hi? There's Frog, Either's Danielle. There's Scotty Be.

(00:27):
There's Garrett in front of the fireplace with the stockings
hung by the chimney with care. It's my Christmas Special.
There's Gandhi and there's Straighten Nate on. Oh you're on
what's that street? You're on Main Street? Main Street, USA. Yes, Disney,
they're scary. And there's Brody And do you see what
Brody has on? He has on the Brooklyn Boys Chris

(00:48):
Ugly Christmas sweater, which is for sale right now if
you go to there. You bought one, didn't you, Daniel Yes,
I did. I paid retail. I did not get that
one out of all of the Brooklyn Boys merch you've received,
this is the one you paid for. That's the one
I paid for. I have a couple of freebies coming
in the mail today, but don't tell him. Yeah, Scar,

(01:09):
he promised me I could get one Elvis yours. Yours
is gonna be mailed out today too. Why would you, guys?
This is don't you bought all this stuff, dude, Okay,
send you ship scary. This is the best when you're
giving us all of this stuff like Oprah, Like you
get a shirt, and you get a shirt, and you
get a shirt and Brodie's not around, and we're like,
is Brody gonna get mad? What do you say? I

(01:30):
don't give a fuck that say he fuck him. The
worst thing is he gets all the credit for giving
them out, and I pay for half of it and
I don't get any credit. So you're half welcome, all
of you. By the way, the hoodies cost more than

(01:52):
the shirts. Quality retail. Got two hoodies on the way
and some tank to Lisa. That's nice, all right. Well, anyway,
so the Brooklyn Boys merch, how do how do people
pay legitimately for it? If you go to Brooklyn Boys
dot Big Cartel dot com, that Brooklyn Boys dot Big
Cartel dot com. The sweater, the ugly christmasweater is actually

(02:16):
really cool. It's got their hashtags on it, and stop you.
I go right up to the camera model it for us.
Look at that and it's the Mets colors. I noticed
that dal in the middle. Yeah, that's the T shirt
version that you're wearing, not not the sweater. Al right,
well have the sweater on, giveing them a lot of

(02:37):
merch love. So um, we're gonna talk about the vaccine,
if the vaccine, if we get the vaccine. Froggy posed
the question, what's the question? Okay, would you be willing
to take the vaccine, the COVID nineteen vaccine if you
knew that you were going to grow an extra appendage

(02:58):
of some kind from some place but you could not
determine what it is or where it is. Could it
be a penis, yes, but maybe not, but it could
be a penis grown out of your nose. That's a
hard pass for me. Do it? Even if you knew
you'd never get COVID and you would, you would be fine,

(03:20):
and you wouldn't pass. Anybody would I want to make
take that risk of growing something in the middle of
Why would you want to take the risk of dying?
Of course, I think I have a chance of surviving,
just not in that shape. You don't. I would take
your riskation to get the appendage removed. Me if you
if you got a dick knows you could have taken off.

(03:41):
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a hard pass because
I don't want to you' wait wait, wait, wait, you
may not have a dick growing out of here you
maybe you'll have a tail growing out of where your cux. Guys, yes,
you're not the image of Foggy sitting at home like
this with his ear exactly like even if I did

(04:02):
grow a third arm, I would be down. You can
be able to pick up so much stuff and open
for people like why would want that? This is why
we love Gandhi. Gandhi is going to take her third
arm and turn it into something useful like that elephant.
You guys like vagina. It doesn't do you any good
about this, do you? If you watch money you could

(04:22):
make off of like only fans if I had a
third arm growing out of my vagina. We're thinking about
this all wrong. Have full the third arms growing into
your vagina. So let me ask them as a question, though,
if you had to pick something that would grow, what
would you Picking a finger a finger is easy, and

(04:45):
but then you need an extra gloves with an extra finger.
The guy in the NFL that has an extra finger,
he has six fingers and they said that it helps
him catch the ball better. And did he take the vaccine?
Is that how he got it, I don't know, but
he has gloves made for him and Jason Pierre all
the place of the Buccaneers. You just played for the Giants.
He blew two of half his fingers off and they
made special gloves for him. So yeah, trust me, there's

(05:08):
will is a way. I'd like to go to an
extra mouth. This way, I would only eat food and
as much weightagely twice the noise when you ate. Hold on,
why wouldn't you gain weight if you had two mouths?
Because I must not half be going. And you know what,
I want an extra stomach so I could store the
rest of my appendage. It has to grow out of

(05:29):
your body. Yeah you're not. You're not telling about their
realistic rules. That would like another kidney, push your heart
for backup in the right place. I would like to
have a second penis, So it just needs to grow
in the right place, because it would be where that
by my other penis, like next to your mouth. If

(05:56):
he grew out of your button, didn't wreak it on
one on your face. That was somebody else that was
on the airplane, not me. I never had a dick
drawn on my face before that. Wasn't you have to
explain why though they drew dicks on people's faces. And
if you if you fall asleep on in recuase airplane
while he's awake, and he decides to draw a penis

(06:18):
on your face with a black sharpie, So then that way,
when you leave the plane, you have a giant dick
drawn on your face. Being right, it's my plane, I
can draw a penis on your face. Five way, I
would put a nose on my butt cheeks. Why that
would be so you wouldn't know if you farted or sneezed. Yeah, listen,

(06:46):
this is my appendage. Don't tell me how to wear
my appendage. That smell like garlic, A mom would smell
like shit. I hope you would know the difference. Well,
it's by your ass so you've got to think the
lines are going to cross. So you could have a
fart coming out of your nose. Fine, you know what, Fine,
put a put a freaking nose by your asshole. Go ahead,
I'm getting COVID stead of Garret's idea, what would you

(07:08):
guys do if you were about to have sex with
a woman and a hand came out of our vagina?
I don't have to worry about that. Now you are safe.
The polight they could do is introduce yourself and shake hands,
right you want to be rude shaking hands. We don't
do that anymore. I think everyone's really underestimating how great

(07:29):
an extra limb could be, Like, what could you do
with three legs? Maybe you would be super fast. We
don't know what because it doesn't exist. There's one person
we haven't asked about. This is Scotty b Yeah. Didn't
he say penis nose? Penis nose? Yeah? I would just
wear a mask and just not risk it. It looks
like Pinocchio. No, he wouldn't do it. He said he

(07:50):
wouldn't take the vaccine. He just wear a mask, have
to wear a mask, and he had a dick on
his nose too. Does this really run its course? Hasn't.
And that's the problem with this fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We have how many minutes left? Uh? Six? But yesterday
we went over by five, so really we only have
one left if we want to be true, we were bonus. Yet,

(08:12):
by the way, yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast was
one of my favorites. Can we have him on the
air because he said, he has that trick. He has
that trick that he wants to do with a caller.
Nobody else here wanted to be a magician growing up.
I had the kid. I had the kid growing up.
Of course I wanted to be a magician so bad.
I had all the kids. I learned that I can't

(08:33):
do it anymore. You started killing people. Just made him disappear,
that er half. Here's a question for everybody in the room.
What fanciful thing that you probably really can't make a
living out of, unless you're somebody like John who's fantastic
at being a magician. What fanciful thing did you want
to be when you were little? I wanted to be
a magician, a radio guy, played for the Knicks. I

(08:59):
still can probably this year. I mean, you know, but
your question was what thing would you want to do?
But you would never have made money. You wouldn't have
made money on it. I meant to watch this documentary
about magicians, right, I don't here, but I watched this
documentary on magicians. It's actually very sad. There's this kind
of like living in it, Like he had to move
back in with his parents. What the comedies connect that? Right? Brodie.

(09:21):
I mean it's really rough out there, especially now, but
trying to you know, work all the clubs and you
get paid nothing to do these these stand ups. Stand up.
We used to perform in comedy clubs all over the Northeast,
and half the time we got like fifty bucks and nachos.
You know, it's not everyone gets a sitcom. So you're

(09:41):
going from town to town. I think I've told the story.
We once played a club in Connecticut. It was a
roadside bar and we did comedy behind chicken wire and
people threw stuff at the stage. Beard bottles at you, yes,
pepper shakers. It was designed for like a band would
go up. People didn't like the bandit throw stuff. They
had a comedy night. We did comedy bind chicken wire
and have people throwing stuff at us. Has chicken wire

(10:04):
up between his side of the bed and lease us
out of the bed. The well. So that's that's one
look a comedian. That's what they want to do. They
want to stand on a stage and make you laugh.
But they're not going to always really make a living
out of it. You know, I get it. That's there's
an answer to your question. How's that example? There straight Nate,

(10:27):
a dolphin trainer. I think a lot of animal trainers
don't get the pay that they deserve either, people who
research them and do things with them. All right, now
that conversation is thrown out of Steam's next four minutes left.
Oh fuck, are we still saying no to the poop?
I D? Is that still a no? Gross? We really?

(10:49):
We have so many gross I've heard a face, I
D what exactly? Well, you know what as a dog owner, No,
you should know this, Froggy. You know, you and I
we've talked about we have poop id with our dogs.
I know with my two dogs who left where I
can tell by looking at it who's it belongs to?
One dog that has more girth and more It doesn't matter,

(11:11):
it doesn't matter why just to exactly, but Scotty has
the ability to do it with people. Well, yeah, they're
not looking at it just by I mean, look, there's
there's This is not what I wanted to keep it clean.
There's very very few people in the building right now.
There's probably only like six or seven of us here

(11:32):
during the morning, and so there's one guy down the
hall has a very distinctive poop smell. So I know
when he's been in there before. I go in and
I walked in there before, like god, he was here again,
very unhealthy. Gut Flora. Godda, you wanted them to talk

(11:53):
about this. It's just so dumb. And I knew at
some point gut Flora was going to come out of
Scary's mouth, and I knew I was waiting for us
your drag name, gut Florida. How bad does the internal
cavity have to smell? Not to be incredibly disgusting? But
don't you think that everybody has a very distinct poop smell.
You know, it's your diet. Yeah, it depends on what

(12:15):
you eat, your body makeup, and how your body. Sometimes
it does smell like meat sauce. There's well I call
topics always come from Scotty. Why this is next level garbage.

(12:36):
It's got to be over talking with the socks on.
I mean, that's grocer. I think we can't talk about
poop now for like a month. I think we should
go the rest of December without talking about poop. How
far have we fallen since yesterday when we had the
best podcast. And honestly, Scotty, like most people that have

(12:57):
animals step in poop every now and then, I'm gonna go,
haven't say most people don't go around sniffing other people's
poop to identify thinking of animals and poop. I actually
threw up in my mouth the other day because Sawyer
had a belly ach and had diarrhea. Okay, can we
say you know what we're done? We're done. Everybody saying
we're done. Wait, wait, wait, wait, thing before we wrap it?

(13:20):
Here we go. We know exactly where the line is
for Elvis, and it's meat meat, No, it's meat sauce
in relation to a poop and a toy lass. That's
going to be the title. Everybody say bye bye The
fifteen Minute Morning Show