November 16, 2020 • 15 mins
Our Scotty B has some weird quirks and we dig into why?!?!?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show? Well, once again, I wake up in the
(00:27):
Mercedes Benz jingle Ball Interview Lounge. Get there so nice?
I just woke up here. I don't know, because I
fell asleep here last night. Yeah, we're getting ready for
jingle Ball. I'm gonna interview a couple of artists this weekend.
We're gonna play back during the Big c W. Jingle
Ball extravagance is bonsored by, of course, Capital One. I
gotta say this is the weirdest year because we haven't
(00:50):
done all the things we normally do, but jingle Ball
is the one that I feel like I'm most affected
by because we've been doing it for so many years
since jingle Ball started, and to not be going to
one this year, it just doesn't feel right off. It's
the whole season we're missing, Like the sound of Well,
I'm actually going today. Actually I'm gonna be on a
(01:12):
special set in Manhattan with Ryan Seacrest and we're gonna
record just a few ins and outs and they're putting
clothes on me with a fire in a fireplace, and
I don't know what what's that, Brody? Do you need? Yeah?
So normally when we have we have jingle Ball, my
kids want to get backstage and meet you know, whoever
they want to meet. And so sometime around six or
(01:33):
seven months ago, my middle daughter said, if Harry Styles
is coming to jingle Ball, I have to go and
you have to give you backstage. So then, of course
we don't have a backstage because we're not having it.
So then she said, whatever you know, stage or a
rena or I Heeart theater, wherever you're taping it, you
gotta get me in. Then I told her he's doing
it from his house, So she said, ask Elvis, you
(01:55):
gotta get me into his house. No problem. So I
just need you to make some call. Also my daughter
and I can get into Harry Style's house to record you.
I tell you what you do. Tell your daughter that
she's going backstage, okay, and then as you're watching it
on the c W after the performance, walk her behind
the TV and tell her this is back you know.
It's funny. So this year they're doing virtual meet and greets,
(02:18):
and normally it's like hey, can we get tickets or
can we get meat and greet passes? To meet? It's
can we get the link to meet. Blah blah blah,
it is. It's wild. Wow, the wind is picking up.
Held here again. Hurricane coming through anyway, So welcome to
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. There's Froggy looking great today.
You should be very proud, Froggy. You're doing so well.
You look fantastic. Thank you. My hair is starting to
(02:39):
come back, except in the one spot where my incision
is no hair. Check this out. Look how weird it looks.
So my hair is really starting to come back on
the rest of my head. Yeah, look on the side,
it's not it's not that bad and we'll grow back.
I guess you can't grow hair on concrete, so my
head's hart not happening. Danielle, there's Danielle in her basement.
(03:02):
Look at the Christmas travaganza going on behind Gandhi and
her boyfriend's house in Michigan. He wants you to do
all this or are you kind of like taking over
and just saying this is what we're doing. Oh no, no,
this is all him. He loves this. I'm like, in
my house, I can't really do anything to it. And
he was like, no, let's put the decorations up because
(03:22):
they make them happy. So we started this is just
the beginning. Yeah, kind of gets great and they're scary
in our master Control facility, which by this time usually
we have decorated with Christmas and so far nothing. The
lobby is there doing the lobby right now. We decided
yesterday that we are only going to have possibly my
(03:42):
mom over for for Thanksgiving if she feels comfortable right,
And then we were talking about Christmas and it was
the first time that my husband actually said, I think
we're just gonna put them up early. We're not waiting
for Thanksgiving this year. We're gonna put them And I
was like, oh my god. It's like everybody just needs
just that little bit of cheer, you know, it's crazy.
(04:03):
I'm excited. I ordered all my Christmas decorations. I ordered
a tree, everything. So we're getting a new tree this year.
We get a fake one. We don't get around not
here yet. I can't wait till you get here. And
there's a straight Nate sitting out in the room next
to Scary out of the petree dish. I'm coming back.
I'm coming back to Scotty. There's Garrett in his kitchen,
(04:25):
and there's Dave Brody and the Dan High Day Rody
in the Dan Hello from then. So Scotty, b uh,
don't we all agree he's just phobic character I ever met.
So Nate bought to shampoo, which I could have talked
you out of that to begin with. I wish you
would have called me. He doesn't want it, so he
tried it, didn't like it. He wanted to give it
(04:46):
to Scotty. Yeah, and there was nothing wrong with it.
In this particular shampoo. It's in like a freaking cost
Coast size bottle. I mean, it's enormous. I used it
one time. I probably took I don't know a tablespoon
out of the thing, and I'm not going to use
it again because I didn't like the way it made
my hair. So I texted Scotty last night. I said, Hey,
I have this brand new conditioner. I used it one
(05:09):
time and that's it. I'm not going to use it again.
Do you want it? Is there any any you have
any used for it? And he goes, no, that's just weird.
It's been in your shower. Yeah, that's strange. Why is
it strange? How come you can't use a bottle of
shampoo that was used one time in someone's shower because
he touched his balls. He touched the container cleaning the
shower and clean. Would you buy used health and Beauty
(05:33):
age on eBay? No? No, I don't want someone to use.
But it's not give it. It's not just some rando.
It's Nate, Like, you know, he used it one time,
he didn't need it, and now you're like, you don't
want it because you know what they just moved into
this new house. In the shower that other people were
in there before him. It's not used. Yeah, the item
that you're using is in a bottle. He didn't shove
(05:54):
the bottle of his ass. You don't know that. You
don't know that weight? Who big to go up? Okay? Okay,
well what size bottle would work? Travel size? I feel
like we're all missing the fact that Nate said that
the tamboo sucked and he didn't like the way he
made his hair feel. So he offered it up to Scotty.
(06:16):
Not pick if it's free, it's for me. Same it's
a restaurant. Oh my food tastes like shit. Here you
want it? Would you like it? No? When Scotty, when
Scotty's kids were younger, he came over to my house
once and he brought them this like generic yogurt and
they didn't like it. And he's like, it's on sale,
you have to eat it. And it's why. Baby was like,
this is what he does to us. The fact that Scotty,
(06:39):
Scotty gets schemes. He gets all scheme over silly thing.
I well, I accidentally used Amy's toothpaste one time and
I was like, well, you have separate toothpaste. Oh absolutely,
why do you have the same toothbrush. No, it's separate,
but usual brushes brush like it's come on. Yes, toothpaste
(07:03):
was to fall out of the tube like like duty
coming out of a cat. The tip touches it and
it brushes the bristles, just the tip. Yes, but then
you show your tongue down your wife's mouth. It's different.
That's different. That turns me on toothpaste. Oh my, he's weird.
But by the way, Scotty is one of these after
(07:24):
another after another. He is filled with these weird One
time that I left I left my bathing suit at
my parents house and my mom was like, here, your
dad wore it by mistake. I watched it. I said,
keep it. I don't want that thing. Your dad, my
dad's balls were in it. I don't want it. He
made you supposed to be in your dad's balls, dad's balls.
(07:47):
I think we all have scot even to borrow a
pair of pants from someone, and I feel like somebody
offered it up and he said absolutely not. He would
never actually borrow the pants. He had to go buy
them and didn't trust because I listen, I get and
you're gonna say, oh, well, people try it on in
the store and I don't know, doesn't hurt me. I
knew that his balls were in the pants. I don't
want to. You have a thing against balls. Basically, you
(08:09):
never buy a youth shirt on eBay. Is there anyone
on this show that you would share pants with? No,
I don't not sharing pants if you had to. If
you had to, I would. I would walk down the
street and my mac well didn' underwear. So you would
never ever shop at a thrift store and we're anything
there a thrift store? No? Really, I don't, but I
(08:31):
will never buy Okay, alright, other people could put pants
on that your balls have been in, but you don't
want to put pants on to somebody else's balls in
it there was. People just are not as quirky as me.
What can I tell you? See? Okay, Scotty be The
first thing I learned about him, which was over my
way over twenty years ago when we first met, was
if you brush your teeth while taking a shower, he
will vomit. Just having the conversations, right, Why that has
(08:55):
nothing to do with balls. I'm trying to figure out
the connection. I don't know. Just one time, a long
time ago, um, a girl was in the shower with
me and she was brushing her teeth and her toothpaste
went in between my toes and that just was a
nightmare situation for me. I don't know. Why keep brushing
your teeth in the shower with another person is a
little bit strange, But alone, I don't really think it's
a big of a know. Why can't you just do
(09:16):
when you damn it's multitasking now you don't want hair
water on your toothbrush, that's right, Scotty. Can you show
everyone the video eventually of you changing who is it
Ashley's diaper for the first time? Oh boy, that was
a fiasco. Yeah, he he was in full ppe. So
just think what what doctors and nurses are wearing in
the medical field right now. That's what Scotty be was
(09:37):
wearing when he changed his daughter's diaper for the first time.
You got over that, you got a completion. I just
and I ran away. But you you've you like worked
your way through that. Now now you can change diaper,
so you can work your way into wearing somebody else's
balls or panic balls shampoo. I don't, it's I don't.
I can't explain it. Like, look, when my wife gets
(09:58):
old and she needs me to change her diaper, I
will front to back. Yeah, I'll do it. Thanks, not
my parents. If my parents ever are in they you know,
have diapers. I will not change their diapers. What Scotty,
they change your diapers. I don't want to see the
old man balls. I got Scotty's side here at this point.
(10:22):
I'm not changing my parents. You guys are terrible. Change
your diapers. You owe them that when the right I mean, look,
if you have someone coming in and to change them
and let them do it, there's a difference eight month
old and eighty year old ship. There's a big difference.
Come to wipe your eight month old ship, guys, Guys,
(10:43):
we're doing it again. What we've gone down that road? Poop,
there's such a schoolmarm with that teacher to collect our homework.
We're driving down Brown Street every podcast? Did you just
use the term schoolmarm? That's where he was. He guys,
we're doing it again. He even tilted his head to
(11:03):
the side in disappointment. That was very friended by the
term brown street. Yeah, yeah, brody and scary dressing a
light today that yeah, maroon too. Look at that scar
were late hitting that button there? Well, we got the
podcast going bigger? What about the ten million people listening?
(11:28):
You just have the bigger businesses over here? I say,
how much dead air do we just have? Scary? It
was just a second or two, maybe two seconds the
second that's like a lifetime a second. Scarious. It's the
occasional uh you know, Scott, he's screaming up yore scary.
You ever know the scariest one of those people where
he's like, oh, just a second, maybe a second or two.
(11:50):
He the first answer is never really what happened? You
have to let him get there. What you do, By
the way, we never believe anything, he says. You're getting
text messages thirty seconds of dead air. Yeah, look at that.
Hey ate, how many times per day does Scotty have
to scream out to Froggy push the button too scary?
I wouldn't say every day. I'd say maybe like every everything.
(12:13):
Every couple of days it happened. It has a good guest.
He's getting his Haircut's gonna go for a hiccut. He's
gonna get the place he goes in the mall or
the shopping center. It colls like four dollars cut, not
just one. While you're okay, don't forget. He has to
put him in a baggy so that you can sprinkle
them through your garden. Keeper. He sprinkled them in the
(12:34):
yard and it keeps your deer away. So bring your
hair home Somewhe doesn't shut up. Somebody asked me on
Instagram watch why during the fifteen minute More Show podcast?
Am I always looking like this? And I'm always looking
away because he works. I'm looking at the computer counting
(12:55):
down because I have work to do while this is
going on to things. If you don't see Scary doing this,
I mean we have dead airs. Or if I've asked
the question, scary, do you think you have a future
to this business. I don't know. The future is kind
of bleak. I love the word bleak. By the how
much time we have left? Two and a half? Crap,
(13:18):
excuse me a minute a half? Sorry, crap again. We
just call it like, I don't think that was entertaining.
People got their money's worth. If we drag it out,
they're just gonna say, I'm not listening to that ship anymore.
All we did was like chastise Scotty b that he
doesn't like balls. Oh can I say something else? Said?
He does? Okay, So one day I drank a soda,
(13:40):
so I had a can right now. I was going
to throw away the canny goes, don't throw that away.
That's however much? How was that five cents? Yes, it's
a nickel. Nickel, so it's five cents. You're really gonna
take this can home? Because sure, why not turn the
cans that day? So then the next day I catch
him thrown away pupperware and like tupperware that you can
(14:01):
put in the dishwasher and reuse, kicking money back for that.
But he goes to me, he goes, what do I care?
It's a quarter? So wait, you would throw away a
quarter when I was thrown away a nickel. But I
recycled it. That's all that matters. See, I take it
back to the store to recycle. You have to buy
it against Scotty recycling behind the scenes. Here we got
a palette of Heineken zero zero delivered and Scottie is
(14:26):
waiting for us to finish each can so he can
rent it out and bring it to the store to
get his money back. That's awesome, good for you. Look,
it's funny because Rachel and Engineering just bought me an
empty toner cartridge. Because I bring them back and get
two dollars each at Staples. Really get paid for every
(14:48):
year from this place empty toner cartridges. I didn't know
that you can make money off of empty toner cartridges.
To get on that dude, Come on, all right, I
mean I just I just go to best Buy and
I dump him in the bin or something, and that's
not walk away scary. I buy him like for twenty
cents each cheap ink on eBay and then hand him
back into Staples for two bucks. Yeah, that's a good scamp.
(15:13):
Maybe we should have ended this a minute a half ago.
They had a point. He had a point. We have
definitely gone down. You can buy fresh shampoo. Can we
get out of here? Have a happy week tomorrow. Let's
have an entertaining fifteen minute morning past this one. Bye bye,
(15:34):
bye bye minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show? Well, once again, I wake up in the
(00:27):
Mercedes Benz jingle Ball Interview Lounge. Get there so nice?
I just woke up here. I don't know, because I
fell asleep here last night. Yeah, we're getting ready for
jingle Ball. I'm gonna interview a couple of artists this weekend.
We're gonna play back during the Big c W. Jingle
Ball extravagance is bonsored by, of course, Capital One. I
gotta say this is the weirdest year because we haven't
(00:50):
done all the things we normally do, but jingle Ball
is the one that I feel like I'm most affected
by because we've been doing it for so many years
since jingle Ball started, and to not be going to
one this year, it just doesn't feel right off. It's
the whole season we're missing, Like the sound of Well,
I'm actually going today. Actually I'm gonna be on a
(01:12):
special set in Manhattan with Ryan Seacrest and we're gonna
record just a few ins and outs and they're putting
clothes on me with a fire in a fireplace, and
I don't know what what's that, Brody? Do you need? Yeah?
So normally when we have we have jingle Ball, my
kids want to get backstage and meet you know, whoever
they want to meet. And so sometime around six or
(01:33):
seven months ago, my middle daughter said, if Harry Styles
is coming to jingle Ball, I have to go and
you have to give you backstage. So then, of course
we don't have a backstage because we're not having it.
So then she said, whatever you know, stage or a
rena or I Heeart theater, wherever you're taping it, you
gotta get me in. Then I told her he's doing
it from his house, So she said, ask Elvis, you
(01:55):
gotta get me into his house. No problem. So I
just need you to make some call. Also my daughter
and I can get into Harry Style's house to record you.
I tell you what you do. Tell your daughter that
she's going backstage, okay, and then as you're watching it
on the c W after the performance, walk her behind
the TV and tell her this is back you know.
It's funny. So this year they're doing virtual meet and greets,
(02:18):
and normally it's like hey, can we get tickets or
can we get meat and greet passes? To meet? It's
can we get the link to meet. Blah blah blah,
it is. It's wild. Wow, the wind is picking up.
Held here again. Hurricane coming through anyway, So welcome to
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. There's Froggy looking great today.
You should be very proud, Froggy. You're doing so well.
You look fantastic. Thank you. My hair is starting to
(02:39):
come back, except in the one spot where my incision
is no hair. Check this out. Look how weird it looks.
So my hair is really starting to come back on
the rest of my head. Yeah, look on the side,
it's not it's not that bad and we'll grow back.
I guess you can't grow hair on concrete, so my
head's hart not happening. Danielle, there's Danielle in her basement.
(03:02):
Look at the Christmas travaganza going on behind Gandhi and
her boyfriend's house in Michigan. He wants you to do
all this or are you kind of like taking over
and just saying this is what we're doing. Oh no, no,
this is all him. He loves this. I'm like, in
my house, I can't really do anything to it. And
he was like, no, let's put the decorations up because
(03:22):
they make them happy. So we started this is just
the beginning. Yeah, kind of gets great and they're scary
in our master Control facility, which by this time usually
we have decorated with Christmas and so far nothing. The
lobby is there doing the lobby right now. We decided
yesterday that we are only going to have possibly my
(03:42):
mom over for for Thanksgiving if she feels comfortable right,
And then we were talking about Christmas and it was
the first time that my husband actually said, I think
we're just gonna put them up early. We're not waiting
for Thanksgiving this year. We're gonna put them And I
was like, oh my god. It's like everybody just needs
just that little bit of cheer, you know, it's crazy.
(04:03):
I'm excited. I ordered all my Christmas decorations. I ordered
a tree, everything. So we're getting a new tree this year.
We get a fake one. We don't get around not
here yet. I can't wait till you get here. And
there's a straight Nate sitting out in the room next
to Scary out of the petree dish. I'm coming back.
I'm coming back to Scotty. There's Garrett in his kitchen,
(04:25):
and there's Dave Brody and the Dan High Day Rody
in the Dan Hello from then. So Scotty, b uh,
don't we all agree he's just phobic character I ever met.
So Nate bought to shampoo, which I could have talked
you out of that to begin with. I wish you
would have called me. He doesn't want it, so he
tried it, didn't like it. He wanted to give it
(04:46):
to Scotty. Yeah, and there was nothing wrong with it.
In this particular shampoo. It's in like a freaking cost
Coast size bottle. I mean, it's enormous. I used it
one time. I probably took I don't know a tablespoon
out of the thing, and I'm not going to use
it again because I didn't like the way it made
my hair. So I texted Scotty last night. I said, Hey,
I have this brand new conditioner. I used it one
(05:09):
time and that's it. I'm not going to use it again.
Do you want it? Is there any any you have
any used for it? And he goes, no, that's just weird.
It's been in your shower. Yeah, that's strange. Why is
it strange? How come you can't use a bottle of
shampoo that was used one time in someone's shower because
he touched his balls. He touched the container cleaning the
shower and clean. Would you buy used health and Beauty
(05:33):
age on eBay? No? No, I don't want someone to use.
But it's not give it. It's not just some rando.
It's Nate, Like, you know, he used it one time,
he didn't need it, and now you're like, you don't
want it because you know what they just moved into
this new house. In the shower that other people were
in there before him. It's not used. Yeah, the item
that you're using is in a bottle. He didn't shove
(05:54):
the bottle of his ass. You don't know that. You
don't know that weight? Who big to go up? Okay? Okay,
well what size bottle would work? Travel size? I feel
like we're all missing the fact that Nate said that
the tamboo sucked and he didn't like the way he
made his hair feel. So he offered it up to Scotty.
(06:16):
Not pick if it's free, it's for me. Same it's
a restaurant. Oh my food tastes like shit. Here you
want it? Would you like it? No? When Scotty, when
Scotty's kids were younger, he came over to my house
once and he brought them this like generic yogurt and
they didn't like it. And he's like, it's on sale,
you have to eat it. And it's why. Baby was like,
this is what he does to us. The fact that Scotty,
(06:39):
Scotty gets schemes. He gets all scheme over silly thing.
I well, I accidentally used Amy's toothpaste one time and
I was like, well, you have separate toothpaste. Oh absolutely,
why do you have the same toothbrush. No, it's separate,
but usual brushes brush like it's come on. Yes, toothpaste
(07:03):
was to fall out of the tube like like duty
coming out of a cat. The tip touches it and
it brushes the bristles, just the tip. Yes, but then
you show your tongue down your wife's mouth. It's different.
That's different. That turns me on toothpaste. Oh my, he's weird.
But by the way, Scotty is one of these after
(07:24):
another after another. He is filled with these weird One
time that I left I left my bathing suit at
my parents house and my mom was like, here, your
dad wore it by mistake. I watched it. I said,
keep it. I don't want that thing. Your dad, my
dad's balls were in it. I don't want it. He
made you supposed to be in your dad's balls, dad's balls.
(07:47):
I think we all have scot even to borrow a
pair of pants from someone, and I feel like somebody
offered it up and he said absolutely not. He would
never actually borrow the pants. He had to go buy
them and didn't trust because I listen, I get and
you're gonna say, oh, well, people try it on in
the store and I don't know, doesn't hurt me. I
knew that his balls were in the pants. I don't
want to. You have a thing against balls. Basically, you
(08:09):
never buy a youth shirt on eBay. Is there anyone
on this show that you would share pants with? No,
I don't not sharing pants if you had to. If
you had to, I would. I would walk down the
street and my mac well didn' underwear. So you would
never ever shop at a thrift store and we're anything
there a thrift store? No? Really, I don't, but I
(08:31):
will never buy Okay, alright, other people could put pants
on that your balls have been in, but you don't
want to put pants on to somebody else's balls in
it there was. People just are not as quirky as me.
What can I tell you? See? Okay, Scotty be The
first thing I learned about him, which was over my
way over twenty years ago when we first met, was
if you brush your teeth while taking a shower, he
will vomit. Just having the conversations, right, Why that has
(08:55):
nothing to do with balls. I'm trying to figure out
the connection. I don't know. Just one time, a long
time ago, um, a girl was in the shower with
me and she was brushing her teeth and her toothpaste
went in between my toes and that just was a
nightmare situation for me. I don't know. Why keep brushing
your teeth in the shower with another person is a
little bit strange, But alone, I don't really think it's
a big of a know. Why can't you just do
(09:16):
when you damn it's multitasking now you don't want hair
water on your toothbrush, that's right, Scotty. Can you show
everyone the video eventually of you changing who is it
Ashley's diaper for the first time? Oh boy, that was
a fiasco. Yeah, he he was in full ppe. So
just think what what doctors and nurses are wearing in
the medical field right now. That's what Scotty be was
(09:37):
wearing when he changed his daughter's diaper for the first time.
You got over that, you got a completion. I just
and I ran away. But you you've you like worked
your way through that. Now now you can change diaper,
so you can work your way into wearing somebody else's
balls or panic balls shampoo. I don't, it's I don't.
I can't explain it. Like, look, when my wife gets
(09:58):
old and she needs me to change her diaper, I
will front to back. Yeah, I'll do it. Thanks, not
my parents. If my parents ever are in they you know,
have diapers. I will not change their diapers. What Scotty,
they change your diapers. I don't want to see the
old man balls. I got Scotty's side here at this point.
(10:22):
I'm not changing my parents. You guys are terrible. Change
your diapers. You owe them that when the right I mean, look,
if you have someone coming in and to change them
and let them do it, there's a difference eight month
old and eighty year old ship. There's a big difference.
Come to wipe your eight month old ship, guys, Guys,
(10:43):
we're doing it again. What we've gone down that road? Poop,
there's such a schoolmarm with that teacher to collect our homework.
We're driving down Brown Street every podcast? Did you just
use the term schoolmarm? That's where he was. He guys,
we're doing it again. He even tilted his head to
(11:03):
the side in disappointment. That was very friended by the
term brown street. Yeah, yeah, brody and scary dressing a
light today that yeah, maroon too. Look at that scar
were late hitting that button there? Well, we got the
podcast going bigger? What about the ten million people listening?
(11:28):
You just have the bigger businesses over here? I say,
how much dead air do we just have? Scary? It
was just a second or two, maybe two seconds the
second that's like a lifetime a second. Scarious. It's the
occasional uh you know, Scott, he's screaming up yore scary.
You ever know the scariest one of those people where
he's like, oh, just a second, maybe a second or two.
(11:50):
He the first answer is never really what happened? You
have to let him get there. What you do, By
the way, we never believe anything, he says. You're getting
text messages thirty seconds of dead air. Yeah, look at that.
Hey ate, how many times per day does Scotty have
to scream out to Froggy push the button too scary?
I wouldn't say every day. I'd say maybe like every everything.
(12:13):
Every couple of days it happened. It has a good guest.
He's getting his Haircut's gonna go for a hiccut. He's
gonna get the place he goes in the mall or
the shopping center. It colls like four dollars cut, not
just one. While you're okay, don't forget. He has to
put him in a baggy so that you can sprinkle
them through your garden. Keeper. He sprinkled them in the
(12:34):
yard and it keeps your deer away. So bring your
hair home Somewhe doesn't shut up. Somebody asked me on
Instagram watch why during the fifteen minute More Show podcast?
Am I always looking like this? And I'm always looking
away because he works. I'm looking at the computer counting
(12:55):
down because I have work to do while this is
going on to things. If you don't see Scary doing this,
I mean we have dead airs. Or if I've asked
the question, scary, do you think you have a future
to this business. I don't know. The future is kind
of bleak. I love the word bleak. By the how
much time we have left? Two and a half? Crap,
(13:18):
excuse me a minute a half? Sorry, crap again. We
just call it like, I don't think that was entertaining.
People got their money's worth. If we drag it out,
they're just gonna say, I'm not listening to that ship anymore.
All we did was like chastise Scotty b that he
doesn't like balls. Oh can I say something else? Said?
He does? Okay, So one day I drank a soda,
(13:40):
so I had a can right now. I was going
to throw away the canny goes, don't throw that away.
That's however much? How was that five cents? Yes, it's
a nickel. Nickel, so it's five cents. You're really gonna
take this can home? Because sure, why not turn the
cans that day? So then the next day I catch
him thrown away pupperware and like tupperware that you can
(14:01):
put in the dishwasher and reuse, kicking money back for that.
But he goes to me, he goes, what do I care?
It's a quarter? So wait, you would throw away a
quarter when I was thrown away a nickel. But I
recycled it. That's all that matters. See, I take it
back to the store to recycle. You have to buy
it against Scotty recycling behind the scenes. Here we got
a palette of Heineken zero zero delivered and Scottie is
(14:26):
waiting for us to finish each can so he can
rent it out and bring it to the store to
get his money back. That's awesome, good for you. Look,
it's funny because Rachel and Engineering just bought me an
empty toner cartridge. Because I bring them back and get
two dollars each at Staples. Really get paid for every
(14:48):
year from this place empty toner cartridges. I didn't know
that you can make money off of empty toner cartridges.
To get on that dude, Come on, all right, I
mean I just I just go to best Buy and
I dump him in the bin or something, and that's
not walk away scary. I buy him like for twenty
cents each cheap ink on eBay and then hand him
back into Staples for two bucks. Yeah, that's a good scamp.
(15:13):
Maybe we should have ended this a minute a half ago.
They had a point. He had a point. We have
definitely gone down. You can buy fresh shampoo. Can we
get out of here? Have a happy week tomorrow. Let's
have an entertaining fifteen minute morning past this one. Bye bye,
(15:34):
bye bye minute morning show
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