November 10, 2020 • 18 mins
We try to figure out who is making sounds behind the scenes and we also get BUTT HURT!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast presents?
Fifteen minute morning show. We're doing a fifteen minute more show,
(00:27):
a minute morning show. Please. It's alright, it's been a day,
all right, Okay, I'm gonna count us down and once
we're going to access if you really want to be here? Ready, okay, okay,
fifteen minute morning show podcast? All right? Happy face three
to one. Hey, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else
even if you bade me. Can we make it a
(00:48):
thirty minute morning show podcast instead? So there's a Froggy
in his guest bedroom. There's Danielle in her basement. There's
a Garret in his kitchen drinking shot of something? What
was that? I can't hear him, Garrett. You gotta a
mute yourself, buddy. He's doing it to himself, all right.
(01:12):
And there's Gandhi in her boyfriend's living room. And there's
Scary at Master Control. There's Scotty b in the serial library.
There's there's David Brody and his den, and there's straight Nate.
We don't know where he is, Garrett, are you on yet? Okay?
I'm gonna boot Garrett off and then he'll come back
all right, we're booting you off. Okay, Welcome to another
day in the fucking zoom room. I have a question
(01:36):
before we get started. We've been getting a lot of complaints,
and I know we've talked to you about it. Scary
that my mike is coming in really hot, that I
am overpowering everybody. What do we do to fix it?
All you gotta do is turn it down a smidge.
If it looks like always turn it down a smidge.
So you know it's been doing that since March. Oh, okay,
(01:57):
that sounds better. Good you you sound great. Everybody looks
and sounds great, except Brody is in standard definition and
not uh not like sixteen by nine. It's like the
old TVs, the four by three. They see how his
screen is t when they play when they play video
on the news from the nineties, that's what it looks Brody.
(02:20):
Are you news from the nineties? Yes? And I'd like
to congratulate President Clinton on his not well. Welcome to
the day. Um. We were having just all sorts of
technical issues today, including a mystery sound that we hear
from time to time. If you're listening to our show today,
every once in a while, we would just stop down
and go what was that? It has this sound? It
(02:41):
sounds like this like that, and it's someone it's someone
in this room who's doing I don't think so. I
think it's a mystery person that is either spying on
us or we have a I'm with Danielle. It's a
ghost in the machine. Because it was the super room.
There's nobody but a physical impossibility. You heard it too, Garrett.
(03:05):
You know I heard it too, and I know Elvis
people are like Elvis, it's it's just you. We don't
hear it. No, I heard it like I heard it.
Heard it. Well. The reason why a lot of us
hear it is because we have these headphones on you,
so we can hear things that most people don't hear.
So they're all right, well, what else? What are you drinking? Garrett?
Is that alcohol? Because every time you check check in
about like two o'clock this afternoon, every time you take
(03:27):
a sip of it, you have this look in your
face like you just did a shot. Did you guys
notice that it's water? It's water. It's he's just spilled
it all over his console, which I love its time
for but hurt, but hurt but hurt, but hurt. Here
we go, all right, but hurt my favorite time. Okay,
(03:47):
now it's doing it. There's that no idea. I actually
heard it that time. Scary. You have someone in here,
You have someone in here that we don't we don't
know they're here. There is someone on this line and
we're not familiar to who it is. I'm looking, I'm looking,
I'm looking at what I'm doing. I'm scanning. I'm scanning
(04:09):
the audio console for for all the microphones that it
could potentially be. And here's the thing. They haven't made
any other noises, they haven't said any words. All they've
done is that. So if something tells me it is
done on purpose, it is being done to to funk
with us. Yeah, I think so too. And if we
don't have we don't figure out who it is by
the end of this podcast, and we find out after that,
(04:31):
they probably will be looking for a job. Let's go ahead,
and we should probably end the joke soon and reveal
so we can have fun and laugh. Otherwise someone will
be losing their jobs, like the masth singer, this is
the mass microphone tapper. They're gonna go home. One could
only hope that it is a joke Elvis, but coming
(04:52):
to the table, Nobody's side texted me it's a I'm
gonna I think this is real. Can I bring something
to the court? Bring something to the court. So last
week Scary asked me a very odd question, and it
kind of starts to make sense. Now. He goes, we're
we're on this, uh this website to connect us all
you know. On the audio side, he goes, if I
(05:13):
send this to someone this link, can they can they
use that link the next day or does it become
a new link? And I go, well, no, in theory,
it's a it's a new link, so they shouldn't be
able to connect. So if by chance he has sent
this link to someone else, this could be said person
that we're looking for. That is correct, however, and I'll
(05:34):
screenshot this to you. The clean feed program which is
a side program. It's like Zoom, but with just audio.
It lists the people that are connected, and right now
the only people that are on there are Brody and
Garrett and myself on that feed, so that it can't
be anyone else. Anyone that might have connected on another day,
I would see their name in front of me. You
can't hide yourself on there. I just love a good conspiracy.
(05:57):
I gotta rule that out. But you must agree whoever
it is, they're doing it on purpose. They know that
it's driving us crazy, crazy because no one just sits
in the room all day and does this, non stopped
taking a call, watch a show. You know. I kind
of appreciate it, though, because if they do have access
(06:17):
to us and their audio is going out over whatever
we're doing, and the least that they've done is just
some taps, I kind of but no one does that.
No one's just sit around that sits around all day
and taps. That's my point there. It's being done on purpose.
I mean I would have farted or done something by
now if it was exactly or like yelled a horrible
(06:38):
word into a microphone speaking of farting. This dog of
mine who had surgery yesterday, so he was on drugshead
little diarrhea all night. Today he's sitting below me and farting,
and it smells like it's the most rotten ranked stant
in the world. Now, has he ever scared himself with
a fart? Because my dogs Sawyer will fart and gound
and she goes to his ass. He's like, what happened?
(07:00):
He like, he doesn't realized he farted and it scares him. Answer,
I've seen people do that. Yeah, okay, I've just do
one more thing out before we do. But hurt, I'm
realizing today because I'm very angry, but I'm taking out
my anger on the wrong person. When you order something
and it's delivered to you and it's wrong, it's generally
(07:20):
not the delivery person's fault, so you still need to
tip them, you know. Like I realized that today because
I ordered something this morning and it was completely incorrect.
The receipt even came with not what I ordered. But
then I'm like, you know what, I got to give
the delivery person a tip because they did what they
were supposed to do. Was the store that's screwed up?
So true story. Yes, it's the same as if the
(07:42):
waiter brings out an overcooked steak. It's not the waiter's fault,
it's the person's fault. But I think generally people will
take it out on the person who brings them these
things and it's not there. You know. No, wait a minute, Scotty.
If it's a delivery service like Uber Eats, a door dash.
The driver is supposed to check the order. Sam had
this problem seventy five dollar refund because the driver grabbed
(08:02):
the wrong bag in the restaurant. Yeah, that's happened to
me before. They I don't think this wasn't the case
with you. I don't. I don't know where the mix
up was, but I don't believe it was the driver's fault.
But it's just I'm angry because now I have to
take more time and go fix this myself. I think
if if the order was not what you ordered, but
the order matches what was in the bag, maybe not
(08:23):
so much the driver's fault, but if happened, yeah, if
it was different than maybe. I got to tell you
there have been times I've had the wrong food delivery
and I loved what they ordered. I ate it anywhere.
I like. This person's taste is good. The thing is that,
you know, I ordered Nate a bottle of glass bottle
of chocolate milk, and it was not included in the order,
and I just wanted to gift him, you know, because
(08:45):
I were supposed to say that, I was going to say,
still drinking chocolate milk every day. If you have to
hide your addictions from people, then you know it's a problem.
Normally people with addictions don't have other people blabbing about
their addictions. Scott, Yes, they no, no hold on. So
let me just back up a second. So my daughter
is having an outdoor birthday party today and she wanted
(09:07):
Krispy Creme donuts. So we said, you know what, I
gotta order Krispy Creme donuts. And they's like, oh, you're
ordering donuts for your daughter, maybe you know, throwing an
extra dozen for Scary and I, you know, we'd like
to eat them. So that's that's where this all began.
So so Nate ordered extra sugar. But then he'll go
and he'll tell us tomorrow how he hasn't had sugar
and that we have no problem. We have no problem
(09:30):
with you wanting to cut back on sugar. We have
a problem with you lying about what you're doing. You're
more of a diabetic than I am. At this point,
he was splitting a dozen with Scary. He wouldn't get
me anyways, Yeah, that is true. Actually I prefer duncan
so so do I. But you know, my daughter, she
has a Crispy craze. But hey, you know what's actually
really cool also about this birthday party that they do.
(09:50):
There's a company that is bringing a halbachi table into
our backyard, like the whole schiff and everything that the
little pay guy and the mustard bottles. Yeah, they bring
a whole show into your backyard. They wheel it in
and like that. But he likes Benny Hannah Hanna does
that they do? Yeah, they also pay him. I feel
(10:15):
like we're already playing but her, all right, you want
to go but her? All right? But her, Let's go
with Gandhi who is most likely to run into a
glass door? Oh? Uh, man, I'm gonna go with in
this room, I'm gonna go with Garrett. I've done it.
I feel like I've seen him do it before, so
(10:38):
it's got to be him. They're so tricky sometimes because
when they're when they're cleaned very well, you can't tell
the difference see it after you did it, because you
have the forehead print. In Florida, they have those prism stickers.
Every time I go to my grandparents house, every window
had a big circle prism on it so they wouldn't
walk into it. And I've done it multiple times to
(11:00):
you think, like first you'd be like, all right, I'll
be careful walking into the door. But it's happened at
the same door too, So yeah, we'll played a Danielle
who is going to live the longest, oh in this room? Well,
it ain't you, and it's not wrong me just just
(11:20):
counting them automatically. I understand going on there because of that. No,
I don't think it's me, because I've got a lot
of a lot of ship going on to um, it's
not gonna be Elvis, not gonna be Gandhi. Let me
ask you quite, let me let me have you clarified something.
Danielle live the longest as in number of years or
(11:40):
outlive everyone else in the room. It's two different things.
I would think outlive everyone else so far I've done that. Okay,
you know, but you're saying be the last one standing
out of all of us. Let us say Brody, And
here's a why. No, I may not make it through
this podcast. No, here's why he doesn't drink at all.
(12:01):
He is I think the healthiest out of all of
us when it comes to like how he lives and
how he takes care of himself, and so he hasn't
made the vegorable since but I'm sure he takes vitamins,
blood and then and then you fucking picking you every
day every Danielle, I would for your consideration, I give
(12:28):
you Gandhi. I'll tell you why I do believe every day.
I know what I'm telling you right now. Out of
everyone in this room, she is the least stressed. And
I really think that's what's killing people. All that pot
she's chewing in all those mushrooms. That's why I'm telling
no it is. I'm telling you I think she's going
(12:48):
to live the longest. Well if it's a stress chest,
and I may give Gandhi a run for her money,
because I've got pretty low stress. Once I leave the show,
go home, you stress everyone else out, so they're going
to kill you. You know what, you know what your
arteries or stress. So guys don't see me from six
from ten am to six am the next morning. Your
heart is stressed. It's pumping as hard as he got
(13:12):
stressed the other day when he was waiting for our
friend Ronnie to come and he was stuck inside because
he couldn't go eat ron He's taking forever. I'm stuck
inside and I can't go get lunch. Where is he
I can go outside? Didn't do you have cardio vascular stress? Yeah?
Maybe there's that. Let's continue here. Uh, Roggy, Okay, this
(13:33):
is such a layup. Who has given the most oral sex?
To answer this question beyond the shadow of a doubt, yes,
Elvis Duran. He's got a trophy to prove this, Duran.
It wasn't for quantity, it was from quality. But in
(13:54):
order to get quality, you have to have quality first.
Christie didn't make a perfect don't know the first time
they made it. Thing to consider is oral sex works
both ways with men and men and men and women women.
I think Scotty b has has given more oral pleasure
than anyone else who I want to that's the case.
(14:19):
It's got to be scary. He has to try, but
hold on, scary? Does have the sound down? Pat scary?
What does it sound like? Please go no? Please? No,
I'm not gonna go no no, because it's now it's
gonna be twice as bad because the visual and an audio.
You don't want to want either. Yeah, we don't either.
(14:40):
We continue, how much time do we so? Froggy's definitive
answer is Elvis Duran alright, okay, we have thirty seconds left.
Oh we can go on all day. Well, I'll just
ask this last question to Elvis. Who is most likely
to be considered a perfect that's Scotty Bate. Yeah, I
(15:07):
don't know me Froggy frogg Year a close second. No, No,
without doubt, Scotty b No. You I know things about
him that I will never divulge ever. And Scotty, some
of the ship that comes out of your mouth were like,
what the fun some into his mouth? There is that,
But don't you think that he's so forthcoming with it
(15:30):
that it's less creepy than like if you hide it
and then you find out this person's like secretly pervy.
Hold on, he's full disclosure PERV. No story and this
story the sharpie the sharpie pen story. You want to
ask that one? Don't be st story. I made that.
(15:50):
Here's what I'm saying. The homeless man story, it was
what about the pancakes? The question wasn't creepy, it was pervy.
And he's a full throttle, full disclosure PERV. I was
(16:10):
that's passed in my past. Yeah. Story on the way
out of here, let's have a bonus let's have a
bonus Scotty b who is okay, this is for scary
who is least likely to lose their temper? Least likely
(16:35):
Brody's out. I'm gonna go, oh my god. You know
I'm gonna have to say. I'm gonna have to say
Froggy or Gandhi. It's gonna be as your temper. I
never see you lose your ship. Your the shortest. Maybe
(16:58):
short people don't get angry time, and I don't see
I don't see Garrett going off a lot. No, I
can Garrett go off. Yeah, I've gotten off? What you
getting off? Different questions? Chi, Maybe it might be that weed.
It might be I feel like I'm kind of I
(17:21):
always have like an even level of of borderline piste off.
So maybe you guys are just all used to it
and it doesn't shock you when I say something. Yeah,
but I get piste off sometimes. I just don't really
go off at people. Daniel saw me mad once. It
was not good. It was about it was about someone
throwing up in a limo that he had borrowed from somebody.
(17:41):
Wasn't it was upset? Be mad about that too. Okay,
are you going to do in the Bathroom fifteen minute
morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast presents?
Fifteen minute morning show. We're doing a fifteen minute more show,
(00:27):
a minute morning show. Please. It's alright, it's been a day,
all right, Okay, I'm gonna count us down and once
we're going to access if you really want to be here? Ready, okay, okay,
fifteen minute morning show podcast? All right? Happy face three
to one. Hey, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else
even if you bade me. Can we make it a
(00:48):
thirty minute morning show podcast instead? So there's a Froggy
in his guest bedroom. There's Danielle in her basement. There's
a Garret in his kitchen drinking shot of something? What
was that? I can't hear him, Garrett. You gotta a
mute yourself, buddy. He's doing it to himself, all right.
(01:12):
And there's Gandhi in her boyfriend's living room. And there's
Scary at Master Control. There's Scotty b in the serial library.
There's there's David Brody and his den, and there's straight Nate.
We don't know where he is, Garrett, are you on yet? Okay?
I'm gonna boot Garrett off and then he'll come back
all right, we're booting you off. Okay, Welcome to another
day in the fucking zoom room. I have a question
(01:36):
before we get started. We've been getting a lot of complaints,
and I know we've talked to you about it. Scary
that my mike is coming in really hot, that I
am overpowering everybody. What do we do to fix it?
All you gotta do is turn it down a smidge.
If it looks like always turn it down a smidge.
So you know it's been doing that since March. Oh, okay,
(01:57):
that sounds better. Good you you sound great. Everybody looks
and sounds great, except Brody is in standard definition and
not uh not like sixteen by nine. It's like the
old TVs, the four by three. They see how his
screen is t when they play when they play video
on the news from the nineties, that's what it looks Brody.
(02:20):
Are you news from the nineties? Yes? And I'd like
to congratulate President Clinton on his not well. Welcome to
the day. Um. We were having just all sorts of
technical issues today, including a mystery sound that we hear
from time to time. If you're listening to our show today,
every once in a while, we would just stop down
and go what was that? It has this sound? It
(02:41):
sounds like this like that, and it's someone it's someone
in this room who's doing I don't think so. I
think it's a mystery person that is either spying on
us or we have a I'm with Danielle. It's a
ghost in the machine. Because it was the super room.
There's nobody but a physical impossibility. You heard it too, Garrett.
(03:05):
You know I heard it too, and I know Elvis
people are like Elvis, it's it's just you. We don't
hear it. No, I heard it like I heard it.
Heard it. Well. The reason why a lot of us
hear it is because we have these headphones on you,
so we can hear things that most people don't hear.
So they're all right, well, what else? What are you drinking? Garrett?
Is that alcohol? Because every time you check check in
about like two o'clock this afternoon, every time you take
(03:27):
a sip of it, you have this look in your
face like you just did a shot. Did you guys
notice that it's water? It's water. It's he's just spilled
it all over his console, which I love its time
for but hurt, but hurt but hurt, but hurt. Here
we go, all right, but hurt my favorite time. Okay,
(03:47):
now it's doing it. There's that no idea. I actually
heard it that time. Scary. You have someone in here,
You have someone in here that we don't we don't
know they're here. There is someone on this line and
we're not familiar to who it is. I'm looking, I'm looking,
I'm looking at what I'm doing. I'm scanning. I'm scanning
(04:09):
the audio console for for all the microphones that it
could potentially be. And here's the thing. They haven't made
any other noises, they haven't said any words. All they've
done is that. So if something tells me it is
done on purpose, it is being done to to funk
with us. Yeah, I think so too. And if we
don't have we don't figure out who it is by
the end of this podcast, and we find out after that,
(04:31):
they probably will be looking for a job. Let's go ahead,
and we should probably end the joke soon and reveal
so we can have fun and laugh. Otherwise someone will
be losing their jobs, like the masth singer, this is
the mass microphone tapper. They're gonna go home. One could
only hope that it is a joke Elvis, but coming
(04:52):
to the table, Nobody's side texted me it's a I'm
gonna I think this is real. Can I bring something
to the court? Bring something to the court. So last
week Scary asked me a very odd question, and it
kind of starts to make sense. Now. He goes, we're
we're on this, uh this website to connect us all
you know. On the audio side, he goes, if I
(05:13):
send this to someone this link, can they can they
use that link the next day or does it become
a new link? And I go, well, no, in theory,
it's a it's a new link, so they shouldn't be
able to connect. So if by chance he has sent
this link to someone else, this could be said person
that we're looking for. That is correct, however, and I'll
(05:34):
screenshot this to you. The clean feed program which is
a side program. It's like Zoom, but with just audio.
It lists the people that are connected, and right now
the only people that are on there are Brody and
Garrett and myself on that feed, so that it can't
be anyone else. Anyone that might have connected on another day,
I would see their name in front of me. You
can't hide yourself on there. I just love a good conspiracy.
(05:57):
I gotta rule that out. But you must agree whoever
it is, they're doing it on purpose. They know that
it's driving us crazy, crazy because no one just sits
in the room all day and does this, non stopped
taking a call, watch a show. You know. I kind
of appreciate it, though, because if they do have access
(06:17):
to us and their audio is going out over whatever
we're doing, and the least that they've done is just
some taps, I kind of but no one does that.
No one's just sit around that sits around all day
and taps. That's my point there. It's being done on purpose.
I mean I would have farted or done something by
now if it was exactly or like yelled a horrible
(06:38):
word into a microphone speaking of farting. This dog of
mine who had surgery yesterday, so he was on drugshead
little diarrhea all night. Today he's sitting below me and farting,
and it smells like it's the most rotten ranked stant
in the world. Now, has he ever scared himself with
a fart? Because my dogs Sawyer will fart and gound
and she goes to his ass. He's like, what happened?
(07:00):
He like, he doesn't realized he farted and it scares him. Answer,
I've seen people do that. Yeah, okay, I've just do
one more thing out before we do. But hurt, I'm
realizing today because I'm very angry, but I'm taking out
my anger on the wrong person. When you order something
and it's delivered to you and it's wrong, it's generally
(07:20):
not the delivery person's fault, so you still need to
tip them, you know. Like I realized that today because
I ordered something this morning and it was completely incorrect.
The receipt even came with not what I ordered. But
then I'm like, you know what, I got to give
the delivery person a tip because they did what they
were supposed to do. Was the store that's screwed up?
So true story. Yes, it's the same as if the
(07:42):
waiter brings out an overcooked steak. It's not the waiter's fault,
it's the person's fault. But I think generally people will
take it out on the person who brings them these
things and it's not there. You know. No, wait a minute, Scotty.
If it's a delivery service like Uber Eats, a door dash.
The driver is supposed to check the order. Sam had
this problem seventy five dollar refund because the driver grabbed
(08:02):
the wrong bag in the restaurant. Yeah, that's happened to
me before. They I don't think this wasn't the case
with you. I don't. I don't know where the mix
up was, but I don't believe it was the driver's fault.
But it's just I'm angry because now I have to
take more time and go fix this myself. I think
if if the order was not what you ordered, but
the order matches what was in the bag, maybe not
(08:23):
so much the driver's fault, but if happened, yeah, if
it was different than maybe. I got to tell you
there have been times I've had the wrong food delivery
and I loved what they ordered. I ate it anywhere.
I like. This person's taste is good. The thing is that,
you know, I ordered Nate a bottle of glass bottle
of chocolate milk, and it was not included in the order,
and I just wanted to gift him, you know, because
(08:45):
I were supposed to say that, I was going to say,
still drinking chocolate milk every day. If you have to
hide your addictions from people, then you know it's a problem.
Normally people with addictions don't have other people blabbing about
their addictions. Scott, Yes, they no, no hold on. So
let me just back up a second. So my daughter
is having an outdoor birthday party today and she wanted
(09:07):
Krispy Creme donuts. So we said, you know what, I
gotta order Krispy Creme donuts. And they's like, oh, you're
ordering donuts for your daughter, maybe you know, throwing an
extra dozen for Scary and I, you know, we'd like
to eat them. So that's that's where this all began.
So so Nate ordered extra sugar. But then he'll go
and he'll tell us tomorrow how he hasn't had sugar
and that we have no problem. We have no problem
(09:30):
with you wanting to cut back on sugar. We have
a problem with you lying about what you're doing. You're
more of a diabetic than I am. At this point,
he was splitting a dozen with Scary. He wouldn't get
me anyways, Yeah, that is true. Actually I prefer duncan
so so do I. But you know, my daughter, she
has a Crispy craze. But hey, you know what's actually
really cool also about this birthday party that they do.
(09:50):
There's a company that is bringing a halbachi table into
our backyard, like the whole schiff and everything that the
little pay guy and the mustard bottles. Yeah, they bring
a whole show into your backyard. They wheel it in
and like that. But he likes Benny Hannah Hanna does
that they do? Yeah, they also pay him. I feel
(10:15):
like we're already playing but her, all right, you want
to go but her? All right? But her, Let's go
with Gandhi who is most likely to run into a
glass door? Oh? Uh, man, I'm gonna go with in
this room, I'm gonna go with Garrett. I've done it.
I feel like I've seen him do it before, so
(10:38):
it's got to be him. They're so tricky sometimes because
when they're when they're cleaned very well, you can't tell
the difference see it after you did it, because you
have the forehead print. In Florida, they have those prism stickers.
Every time I go to my grandparents house, every window
had a big circle prism on it so they wouldn't
walk into it. And I've done it multiple times to
(11:00):
you think, like first you'd be like, all right, I'll
be careful walking into the door. But it's happened at
the same door too, So yeah, we'll played a Danielle
who is going to live the longest, oh in this room? Well,
it ain't you, and it's not wrong me just just
(11:20):
counting them automatically. I understand going on there because of that. No,
I don't think it's me, because I've got a lot
of a lot of ship going on to um, it's
not gonna be Elvis, not gonna be Gandhi. Let me
ask you quite, let me let me have you clarified something.
Danielle live the longest as in number of years or
(11:40):
outlive everyone else in the room. It's two different things.
I would think outlive everyone else so far I've done that. Okay,
you know, but you're saying be the last one standing
out of all of us. Let us say Brody, And
here's a why. No, I may not make it through
this podcast. No, here's why he doesn't drink at all.
(12:01):
He is I think the healthiest out of all of
us when it comes to like how he lives and
how he takes care of himself, and so he hasn't
made the vegorable since but I'm sure he takes vitamins,
blood and then and then you fucking picking you every
day every Danielle, I would for your consideration, I give
(12:28):
you Gandhi. I'll tell you why I do believe every day.
I know what I'm telling you right now. Out of
everyone in this room, she is the least stressed. And
I really think that's what's killing people. All that pot
she's chewing in all those mushrooms. That's why I'm telling
no it is. I'm telling you I think she's going
(12:48):
to live the longest. Well if it's a stress chest,
and I may give Gandhi a run for her money,
because I've got pretty low stress. Once I leave the show,
go home, you stress everyone else out, so they're going
to kill you. You know what, you know what your
arteries or stress. So guys don't see me from six
from ten am to six am the next morning. Your
heart is stressed. It's pumping as hard as he got
(13:12):
stressed the other day when he was waiting for our
friend Ronnie to come and he was stuck inside because
he couldn't go eat ron He's taking forever. I'm stuck
inside and I can't go get lunch. Where is he
I can go outside? Didn't do you have cardio vascular stress? Yeah?
Maybe there's that. Let's continue here. Uh, Roggy, Okay, this
(13:33):
is such a layup. Who has given the most oral sex?
To answer this question beyond the shadow of a doubt, yes,
Elvis Duran. He's got a trophy to prove this, Duran.
It wasn't for quantity, it was from quality. But in
(13:54):
order to get quality, you have to have quality first.
Christie didn't make a perfect don't know the first time
they made it. Thing to consider is oral sex works
both ways with men and men and men and women women.
I think Scotty b has has given more oral pleasure
than anyone else who I want to that's the case.
(14:19):
It's got to be scary. He has to try, but
hold on, scary? Does have the sound down? Pat scary?
What does it sound like? Please go no? Please? No,
I'm not gonna go no no, because it's now it's
gonna be twice as bad because the visual and an audio.
You don't want to want either. Yeah, we don't either.
(14:40):
We continue, how much time do we so? Froggy's definitive
answer is Elvis Duran alright, okay, we have thirty seconds left.
Oh we can go on all day. Well, I'll just
ask this last question to Elvis. Who is most likely
to be considered a perfect that's Scotty Bate. Yeah, I
(15:07):
don't know me Froggy frogg Year a close second. No, No,
without doubt, Scotty b No. You I know things about
him that I will never divulge ever. And Scotty, some
of the ship that comes out of your mouth were like,
what the fun some into his mouth? There is that,
But don't you think that he's so forthcoming with it
(15:30):
that it's less creepy than like if you hide it
and then you find out this person's like secretly pervy.
Hold on, he's full disclosure PERV. No story and this
story the sharpie the sharpie pen story. You want to
ask that one? Don't be st story. I made that.
(15:50):
Here's what I'm saying. The homeless man story, it was
what about the pancakes? The question wasn't creepy, it was pervy.
And he's a full throttle, full disclosure PERV. I was
(16:10):
that's passed in my past. Yeah. Story on the way
out of here, let's have a bonus let's have a
bonus Scotty b who is okay, this is for scary
who is least likely to lose their temper? Least likely
(16:35):
Brody's out. I'm gonna go, oh my god. You know
I'm gonna have to say. I'm gonna have to say
Froggy or Gandhi. It's gonna be as your temper. I
never see you lose your ship. Your the shortest. Maybe
(16:58):
short people don't get angry time, and I don't see
I don't see Garrett going off a lot. No, I
can Garrett go off. Yeah, I've gotten off? What you
getting off? Different questions? Chi, Maybe it might be that weed.
It might be I feel like I'm kind of I
(17:21):
always have like an even level of of borderline piste off.
So maybe you guys are just all used to it
and it doesn't shock you when I say something. Yeah,
but I get piste off sometimes. I just don't really
go off at people. Daniel saw me mad once. It
was not good. It was about it was about someone
throwing up in a limo that he had borrowed from somebody.
(17:41):
Wasn't it was upset? Be mad about that too. Okay,
are you going to do in the Bathroom fifteen minute
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