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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fun em Presents fifteen minute morning show. I don't want
to do a fifteen minute morning show podcast by we
could do this too late. We're on Nis Gone, Nicks gone, Okay,
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by name he left, come back straight? There is there
he goes. Listen to it for fifteen minutes, bigger Bigo.
It is kind of fun. I get my little kids
get so excited about this. Now if this is really
what it looks like like, where is he? He's disappeared,
now he's back. You're creepy. All right, thank you, Nate.
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There's a brody high brody Good morning everyone. What's happening
in your neck of the woods? Well, I bought inflatables
for Holloway for the first time ever. Danielle inspired me,
oh night because of the pandemic. I guess we just
let loose and we decorated the whole house. We had
the two inflatables up and Saturday night it was nice
weather in the New York, New Jersey area, and I
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left them up. Well Sunday morning, it rained like crazy
and they went put down the bays broke off one
of them. The other one has a hole on the side,
So we had two days worth of quality uh inflatable So,
oh my god, don't be lazy ladies and gentlemen take
them down every night. Are yours down, Danielle? Oh? Yeah,
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they're down, And actually some of them are in my
hallway right now, and so there's just dead inflatables in
the hallway. Wait until we put away, Dan. Can you
blow one up right now? No, I cannot blow one
of the right now. They're they're so wet, like it
has put water everywhere. Can you imagine if you're inflatable,
couldn't go down. It's like when you take a you
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can't get you You're dangling to go down. Ling. There's
a good word for penis dangling, wacky waving, inflatable arm
flailing to man, I have him in here? Yeah? Can
you turn him on? You want me to? Yeah, that'd
be awesome. He's an all all your cereal over. This
is the best part about Scotty's hoarding is whenever you
say something, he's like, oh, I happen to have that
right here? Okay, he has everything? Yes, how much chicken
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did we send over for your birthday? Over the wall,
they're having to at least be thirty or forty tenders
and we and some are grilled, some were fried. We
ate them all. I sent some of those you know
PDQ down there in the floor. Did they have those,
uh those crispy turkey sandwiches? I sent one or two
of those. Didn't and cranberry on it and stuff like that. Yeah,
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are you ready to plug it in? Here we go.
This is gonna be a ship show. It's been an
off the air. It's gonna knock everything off. Oh my god,
it's knocking him of the stuff on his desk. Oh
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my god, half the stuff fell off the wall. Scar.
You go in there and help him. That's awesome. Smashed.
I don't know. Are we still in the air? Is
still in the air? What's smashed? Okay? You you're you're
rest in peace? Mr t Cereal sign fell off the wall,
tombstone fell down? You do have everything? A tombstone? Cereal
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boxes inflatable, wavy arm man. What happened over there? It's
a mess in here. What you expect? Remember we turned
it on in the main studio and it knocked all
the ceiling tiles out. It's best to Those are my
favorite shows. Inflatable. It's backwards. It looks like half of
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the inflatable when he was trying to get My god,
that's the position right there. You guys remember that Christmas
that we had like a Santa and a frost theasies.
That's huge and slave and we brought in the studio
and we blew it up. What's so huge? How much
how much one of those go for? That's the Elvis
Durand Show one, right, Yeah, I'm not sure how much
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it was. It was years ago. I forget. Hey, oh hey,
what speaking of Elvis Durant Show branded Oh shirt cute?
I love that she sent us something. Yeah, Kimberly, show
them what's behind you? The bandanas? Look at this? Look
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at ask guys. It's kind of a mask, sort of
rand Morning Show branded branded bandana. Look at these are
actually official? Oh? Somebody pay for these? Oh? Is it
like one of those things? That's awesome? Are you sending
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them to us? Can you email that to me? I
want that over your face too, over your face. The
kids will love those. That's perfect. Asked for a withdrawal
just like that. So it's weird. Over the weekend, we
saw my daughter's teacher out on the streets she was
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walking her dog for your treating, and she came up
to us and she started talking to my daughter, and
I was like, who are you and then my daughter
said who it wasn't like, Oh, it's our teacher. I've
never seen her without like she was. She was out
walking your dog without a mask. But I was like, oh,
that's what you look like. That's right, you know what,
we how many of us have relationships with friendship relationships
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with people we've never seen, right, right, we've only seen
from here up. Yeah, the other day when we had
doctor how On in the zoom room, that was the
that's the first time I've ever seen him without a
mask on, because when I met him for clinic and
when he started to do my surgery and every time
in the hospital, he always had a mask. Con I've
never seen him without a mass that was the first time. Hey,
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I really love the video that Dianna put together of
us rating our costumes from years past. You can see
it on the Elvis Durram Show account on Instagram. I
love that she did a good job. She did a
great job, and we had some great costumes over the years,
I do believe, and I just love seeing me in
video form, in address and makeup, and I think I
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do a great job as a like a like a
sassy woman. I think I'm a good sassy woman. I
don't know why you don't dabble more in drag. I
think you can nail it because I'm an ugly motherfucker
and dragging ugly motherfucker. A d Hey, you're so quiet today, Brody,
what else is going on in your life? Wow, that's
a great question. I do want to answer the conversation
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about being with someone and never seen their face. So
for the past three months I was rehabbing, going to physicotherapy.
I had injured my shoulder, and uh, the woman that
works to be out, I've never seen her face never.
So she told me she gave me her name. She's like,
looked me up online, so I did. I'm like, holy crap.
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Like you know how people say, like our voices don't
match what when our faces when they see us online. Finally,
so when you see someone's eyes for three months, you
imagine what the rest are the face is going to
look like, and then you finally see it and of
course it's nothing like what you imagined. So Froggy was
the doctor's face, what you would imagine, you know what
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it actually kind of was that was that was kind
of what I pictured he would look like. But it
was I remember, he must think I'm weird because I
was staring at him trying to like take it in
because I wondered what he would look like without a
mask on m hm, you have a mustache? No, it
did not mustache. Did you watch the interview? No mustache?
You a question? An original and original. I love this puppy.
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That other puppies fine, but this one's my. He's my
Max is the good boy here. Okay. Elvis's video of
Ali pulling on max bed maybe the funniest video I've
seen all year. You know what's sad about that is uh,
he actually dragged Max across the kitchen the opposite way first,
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and I thought I was recording it and I wasn't.
It was funnier because Max is just staring at the
camera like, why are you letting him pull my bed
like this? Hello? And he tried to hit him with
the other bed. Yeah, brute that Max. Max doesn't care.
He's like, this is my bed, I'm staying in it.
Drag me wherever you want. I'm not moving. I'll tell
you though, having two dogs and you'll know this, Brodie. Uh,
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Max is older and said in his ways more than
I thought. I mean, if all he gets in his face,
Max makes these old dog noses, like he gets vicious
and gets nasty. They're just like you and Alex. And
then in that video of Ali pulling Max on the bed,
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all I could picture was you doing the same thing
if Alex was like pulling you across the floor. Because
he star he is Ali and I am. So speaking
of pets, you know, um, obviously we have. We've talked
about this on the air before about how your Instagram
discovery page is always an algorithm of things that you So, yeah,
there's a lot of cat videos. So I spent my
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weekend looking at cats dressed up for Halloween, and I
saw the cutest kitten costume. It was a cat sushi.
The cat was on a bed of rice, and the
cat was a white cat, and it had a caviare
like topping hat on and the cat looked like a
square sushi with the with the thing around it with
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the seaweed. It was so cute. It was probably I
don't like pet costumes, but this cat was the ultimate.
It was like a nice, square, little and it was
called cat sushi. So I don't know. I just thought
thought it was kind of you know, did you see
the rock trying to be like the Lion King? He
put the mask on or whatever funny. He couldn't get
the costume one because his body was too big and
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it didn't fit. Bo I wish I had those problems.
Problems les are too big. Basically, pets as anything, they
went as dogs this year. They built in costume. I
just bought two costumes for Tonka the Bearded Dragon for Christmas.
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I bought him a Santa Claus costume and an Elf costume.
So he's already for Christmas. He's not gonna hates me.
I can't Waitate is so unplugged from reality. What are
you talking about? You're talking about pets. I can't have pets.
I can't. I can't participate in this conversation. Why can't
you have a pet? Come on? Yeah, he's allergic. That's dogs.
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I'm allergic to them, deathly allergic to them. What about
hypoallergenic dogs? Nate, they're brody, there's no such thing. Even
max is around you sneeze. If I'm in a confined space, listen,
It's one thing if I'm, you know, just hanging around
with him here in the studio, But if I'm where
he lives, it's it's much worse. D Yeah, what about
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a bearded dragon. I'm like, everybody's beautiful, check itself out.
Chocolate milk there. I just read an article about the
rise and popularity of the pet snail and I have one,
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and he's fascinating. You're so stupid. No, they're great. They's
so entertaining, faster than you would think. I watch him
all the time because he climbs up on top of
trees and then he falls off because he's too fat
for the tree. It's amazing, Like you have the weirdest pets?
Drugs are I know it's cold in the studio, but
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the way Natus dressed, he looked like he can be
in a movie about like Mountain at first right now
with the jacket, and I think they're trying to save money.
What do you think, Scottie? It is it bumped up
one degree now it's sixty three and here I usually
like it. I usually like it, Chili. I usually have
it set at sixty eight or Scary's favorite sixty nine,
but today it's set at sixty nine and it's on
sixty three. There's no heat whatsoever. Well, and then right
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here we're Diamond normally sits. But where I've been sitting
the seal on the window. I think he's like failing
because theeze. Scary, how cold was my studio colder than
these two studios? I went in there? So my small studio,
the heater is built behind the wall. It makes sense.
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That's stupid. And the stuff on your desk is rattling.
It's such a wind tunnel that things are moving in there. Nice. Yeah,
well guy, that building is an old, old, old building,
and it's a beautiful old building. I mean it's an
Art Deco masterpiece. In the lobby above the first floor,
were like, oh god, it's just wait, Well, since we
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haven't been there, are they still like dusting our desks
and stuff for are we going to come back to
the clean clean? Everything's w you left it though, I
put I put four loaves of bread and a garbage
can downstairs, and it's been sitting there since May. They
had there where the sales team sits. They have not
been emptying the garbage cans there well some bread, Yeah, yeah,
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I like on the days that we're up in the
in the studio and you can smell something and everyone
starts blaming everyone else for farting. But in reality, it's
that creek bed that you said, the beautiful, beautiful, and
that's why we have mosquitoes in the winter. Where we
gonna say, I was just gonna say, this is the
first time ever that in my house we have both
Halloween and Christmas decorations up at the same time. Amy
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dragged the tree on and put the tree up last night.
It makes you do fun. Where's the Manora? I can't
find it. We got both in our house at Garrett
in his dark guest bedroom. I can turned on the lights,
but I mean, I think it's more ominous. It is
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very He looks handsome. Thank you very much, Thanks Garrett.
When we first started doing the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
you always had something new to talk about behind you
and you don't do that anymore. Why did you let
that go? Um? I felt like you were getting bored
of it. No, it was it was actually the only
thing I liked about doing this stupid We're getting a sponsor.
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But I'll go back to occasionally putting stuff up there. Absolutely.
I've got a headache today. We had Martinez last night.
We were drinking Martinez and toasting Uncle Johnny. How many Martinish?
Just one? That's how dast him about this much. But
I have a little headache today. Froggy has a headache too,
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But the father reason different reasons, because I got to
try and hold in my head. It's true. Podcast. Yeah,
this is born the worst podcast ever. I think we're done,
aren't we. We've got five seconds left. Yes, you wouldn't
have something to say. You say, brilliant? When's the rib
back next month? Two? I can't wait. Oh my god,
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that's so far away. They're they're shaping those ribs that
shaped pieces of meat right now out with a three
D printer. What it is? But I love it. By
the fifteen minute Morning Show,