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October 29, 2020 16 mins

We answer a bunch of would you rather and Froggy shares a photo from his surgery!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your Podcasts
Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show? Hello? Everyone? Look who's here? Hi?

(00:27):
Here we are for the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Uh,
there's Froggy and there's Danielle and Scary and Gandhi and
Straight Nate and producer Sam and Scotty B and Garrett
and Brody. How do you Rody today? You don't seem
larious and I just switched screams. It doesn't matter. Hi.

(00:50):
So where are we going today? I hope it's more
fun than yesterday's because yesterday's was boring. Yeah. I don't
even remember what we talked about yesterday exactly. Showering shower,
Oh yeah, talked about would you people to remember that
it was Froggy? Right? Brain surgeries? Garrett has a would

(01:15):
you rather just give us one good one? Okay? Spend
the night in a dumpster or a porta potty, Oh,
dumpster or dumpster porter potty. As long as I'm not
under the porter potty, you're in it. You're in it? Yeah?
I mean, do you remember those stories we used to
hear of guys that would put on scuba diving outfits

(01:36):
and they would go down into the mark the muck
of the porter potty and wait for people to use
the bathroom on them, Like into that had a fetish
for that. You know all those people have COVID. Now
certain things in life you're unlucky, like I'm glad you know,
either get let's say I let's say there was a
crossroads in life and I could get either brain aneurysm

(01:58):
or you get that gene where you need to be
in the porter potty where somebody goes pooh. I'll gladly
take the brain hedurism. I don't need to think though.
If you stay in a dumpster, though you end up
using the bathroom in the dumpster, at least the porter
body you have someplace to go and dump there's a
chance of meeting raccoons, which will be phenomenal, and also

(02:18):
finding treasure. You never know what was your question? Are
we stuck in the dumpster or can't we get out
to pea then get back in? No, you're spending the night.
You're spending the night. You can't get out. You're in
the in there for the entire night. When I spent
a night in the dumpster, I just whipped it out
over the edge and pete question for the people with
penises in here? Do you John, listen up? Do you

(02:41):
only use the toilet hole or do you use the
urinal that's on the wall because the urinal splashes. I
like the urinal because I feel like you pretended to
sink and I like peeing and sinks. Where did this
something to you as a child? Seriously him a microphone?
Oh sorry, why why are you thinking? I mean about this?

(03:07):
We'll know about what you got. You were talking about
porta potty, so I would just go into porta potties.
I guess some of them have the little urinal compartment
on the side there, and I just think it reminds
me of a sink, and I just pean it because
I like pean and sinks and that. No, no, there's
no they don't. You can't wash your hands in a
porta potty. You'd find a way, Yeah, you can outside.
I guess in those little things. I may have been

(03:28):
in one porta potty in my entire life. I don't,
I don't. I hate that. I skive them. I hold
it in hate them too. There was an open in
front of it. Is the producer's hands microphone on hi Okay, yes,
Gandhi was asking I like that you're looking at for
your sister. Well, it looked like she tried to react
to something a second ago and there was nothing. It
was silence, so I wasn't sure if she was in

(03:49):
there or no. I'm a very reactive person, so when
there's a flow, I just try and keep it inside.
Oh my god, the urine of the porta potty, you're
I have to say, I've never dumped in a porta potty.
I don't think I would do that. What if you
have to, though, If you have to, you have to,
I mean, if it's an emergency, what are you gonna

(04:10):
do there? Splashback with that blue stuff. There's no way
I could not do that. What does that help us
is because we're talking about poop again. Trigger, I'm not
a part of it talking. I'll be here if you
need me. How do we always get here? Though? Because
you're not creative enough to go somewhere else? Always goes
back to pop who started this Scott question question? Yes,

(04:32):
thank you? All right? Your fingers always feel sticky or
your throat always feels itchy for the rest of your life.
Stick fingers with that anyway? So I would go with
the itchy throat because if I eat hot wings, I
always wear those gloves, the rubber gloves. I hate having
sticky fingers. Do you really wear gloves? Yes? For hot wings.

(04:57):
If you go to like a Hooters, you'll ask rubber
gloves asked for. I had to ask for late text
gloves and Hooters, and they give them to you. Wait
a minute, even if you're having like ribs, ribs, anything
where there's a sauce that gets on your fingers. Even
when I'm eating a messy burger, I'm I have to
hold my hands like I'm about to do an operation

(05:18):
until I can wash them. I hate eight sticky fingers.
What's that, el us? I'm sure you're not alone with that? Yeah, see,
thank you. I mean you are in this room. But
I mean, Nate, have you ever gone to a restaurant
and brought your own gloves? Yes? I have. When I've
known I've gone, I was planning and eating wings. I

(05:38):
brought them in case they didn't supply me with some
ow What about it when you were What about when
you went to Upstate New York and you had the
ice cream at Martha's that drips down over your fingers
while you're I am the fastest liquor you'll ever see.
I'm doing this. You gotta lick fast. You gotta lick fast, Elvis.

(06:02):
And you know a medium is like this, I mean
a medium cone is like that at Martha's. Oh Jesus, yeah,
that's one of those cones. You have to swallow the
deep throat that thing because it is it is melting
so fast because you're eating ice cream in a ninety
degree day and it's just dripping from this guy like that. Gandhie,
what were you about to say? Now? I think this

(06:24):
is quite a nice excuse for Nate. So when the
cops pull them over and he has the rubber gloves
in the trunk, he can be like, oh go look
at the podcast I eat chickens. Gloves on would sound
on you. With this pandemic, everybody's got rubber gloves, Gandhi,
anybody can be murderer. Now, explainment time getting scary. This
is what happens when God makes you good looking, you

(06:45):
put gloves on, eat wings. Brodie, if you use to wait,
why did you point out? I'll tell you what were
you and were like? Three over here? I'll answer that
because Elvis would get mad if I put him in

(07:06):
the group. Scary and Froggy are very self deprecating and
can take a joke, and uh, you know, Garrett's not
bad looking, so I left him out. Okay, Scott, he's
talking about poop. All I see on my screen right
now is Danielle, Froggy and Scary. I have a fourth spot,
So that's why I picked out and Froggy. You're not
picking on me. I know I'm not attract attractive number one.

(07:28):
Number two. I got an eighteen inch hole going across
the top of my head. Okay, I know it's not attractive. Heart.
Yeah that you got hotter to her the other way. Yeah,
I'll tell you something about that. The length of his scar. Originally, uh,
Froggy was telling everyone I have a fifteen was scar
on my head. And then he came back and said

(07:48):
it was eighteen. And I saw Gandhi kind of change
her attitude toward Froggy. You liked him a little more.
The long three more inches made a big difference for you.
I have asked him to send me pictures of the scar,
and I was like, that thing is some He's the
only place I've added three inches. But yes, it is
in fact eighteen and I and I confirmed it when
they took all the staples out there. They usually used
two medical staples per inch, and I had thirty six

(08:10):
staples across the top of my head. So it is
eighteen inches. Damn quit bragging. It's weird. It starts here
and it goes all the way back. It goes down,
and it goes down past my ear. It ends here now, really, yes,
so it ends all the way down because the hole
is right here. The hole where they drilled is right here.
So they had to take this cart out, so they
had to take this all out and peel it all down.

(08:33):
Is it insane that like you were on the table
and they like basically your skull in half. That's insane.
So I want to see pictures of it. And I'm
gonna when I go back to see him from my
follow up, I'm gonna ask to see pictures. I was
gonna ask if there are pictures. I don't want to
see them. I'm just asking, Well they show you want
to find out it's me. I'm well, when I had

(08:54):
my nose done, like years ago, when I had a
nose job years to go, day. So they at the
time they would cut it and then flip your nose
up and then work on it. So I actually snuck
into the file to read all about it. I didn't
get to see the pictures, but I had no idea,
and I read it all about it. I'm like, holy
sh it, if I knew this, I would never have

(09:15):
done this that they do. But they had to lift
the skin and they take this and they killed it
all down. How did they do your lap band surgery?

(09:36):
It's glory. Well, they just they cut out three quarters
of your stomach. You sure you don't want to go
back to talking about poop found. We found a way
to get Scotty and Scary upset. You just have to
talk about this stuff. So this is all the payback
for the Mayo stuff. You can get back at them
right now. I sent Scotty a picture early on, like

(09:59):
I have a it looks pretty disgusting. That what I
will one day post once I'm healed. And it's it's
day two when this everything was still really ripe and
the staples were still just and the early put in.
It was so disgusting, Scotty, Scotty looking at it. I
was driving my car and it popped up and I
almost crashed into the median. I have a specific aversion

(10:20):
to blood. If I see blood, I get queasy downies.
Scary is making the face like when you talk about
him getting married. Send you the picture, do not, do
not put it up on the screen. Do not. But
I'm gonna send it to Scary right now. My pitts
are dripping. I'm not even kidding. I'm sweating. He's not

(10:42):
sending it to you. You you fate. Just at the
thought of someone sending something grows. Now what am I?
What am I going to be looking at? What is this?
This is the day they blood the day everyone here
you go and there's like ports hanging out of my
head and stuff. So here sport scar. He's gonna lose

(11:07):
it when he shows about his screen. I'm telling you
it is birth pictures to send Scared. I don't think
I want to look at its frog frog. This is
the same one you sent me, isn't it. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. It's not that bad. It's not that
bad copy. Keep in mind he was sending pictures to
people and he was all high, jacked up on hills.
I was because people were like, hey, I saw pictures

(11:28):
of you my where you just see pictures of me,
and they're like, you sent it. I'm like, oh I did.
I didn't even remember Elvis. I just sent it to
you as well. Yeah, okay, Well how come scaris not
looking at his phone and didn't get it yet. I
feel like Scary is gonna pass out, and then Scotty
b is gonna pass out and me and Nate are
going to be stuck with two grown men passed. You
sent this picture to me and I did not. I

(11:49):
don't find it all that grotesque at all. This is
a blessing that I haven't received this picture. Me. Let
me just let me tell you now, you sent it
to me because of what they did to your head
and they cram these ports in the back of your head.
You're alive, So I look at it from a different prospective.
I don't look at it like a costume for Halloween.

(12:11):
Now you've said that to me before too, so you
don't remember the same one hasn't arrived. He's trying to
show Scottie. Is that what's happening in that? So pour

(12:33):
anyone around Scottie like he has kids? What if they
get hurt. Is this how it happens? Yeah? Yeah, his
wife's got to do it all. He can't be around
that stuff. No, here's the thing. And it's weird because
you know, if my daughter gets a cut or something
like that, I can bandage it and be okay with
it because I don't know why. It's a mental thing
because it's your kid. It's like throw up if a kid.

(12:54):
If my kids throw up, I can handle it. If
you throw up, I can't handle this, Scotty. It needs
you to record something. Can you check your phone real quick?
I'm just saying record. It's amazing it hasn't arrived here.
I swear to God. Maybe it was so gross it
couldn't find its way. Tell you what they've been having

(13:14):
outages with the five G service on. I tell you, Elvis,
this crappyfore G worked. I know I'm just missing a
G and I feel pretty good about it. I saw
the little, tiny, little thumbnail. I just can't Hey my

(13:34):
my iPhone eight. It came real fast, just saying I'm
actually getting concerned. I may be missing text messages. Oh no,
if you're missing out froggy, maybe you send it to
someone else. Check Outgy, you send it to me. Let's
see if we get in. Didn't, I'll send it to you,

(13:54):
Scary send No, No, that's okay. I'm just making fun
of them. I don't want to thank you. And Scary
you said you've been missing text messages. I had a
huge problem. I finally got this issue resolved twenty four
hours later where I couldn't get my text messages or
any kind of phone service. Oh no, no, I'll okay, okay, okay,

(14:16):
now everyone's getting it now. I just gotta hay from Froggy.
It looks like the matrix like you're pulled into the matrixes.
It looks like Scary just got his COVID test results

(14:42):
the air. What have we accomplished here? Anything we found out?
Who doesn't like the sight of like somebody like the
fact I'm seeing blood coming out of tubes? Stop please stop,
my guys. What I can draw blood right now with
I pricked my finger every morning to test my blood
sugar so I could get blood going right now to
really freak everybody out. The doctor told me I have

(15:05):
that what is it called visa vagel or something like that.
I have that I have that bagel. You got has
that disease? Eat a bagel that it's true. What's that blood?
Look at Garrett's blood? And we lost up. He fainted,

(15:34):
he's on the floor. We're not stabbing your stabbing your
finger for the podcast, well, I do it every morning,
so it's like natural to me. I've been okay, I
is twitching. Now are we done? Yes, We're done. God.

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