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October 28, 2020 16 mins

What starts off as a simple question about showering at Skeery's house, turns into an entire podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first minute morning show. So we gather again in the
fifteen minute morning show podcast zoom room. There's Froggy in
the bedroom, Danielle in the basement, Scary in the control room,

(00:26):
Gandhi in the living room, Nate in the whatever room
is living room? Living room, Scotty B in the other studio,
Garrett in the kitchen. In Brodie, what room are you in?
Then there you go and I'm in my basemroom. So
here we go. So do you guys? Is it okay
if we just defer to Brody and have him chair

(00:47):
today's fifteen minute morning like this, it's less worked we
have to do Brodie, Oh fantastic? What I do to help?
So I need advice? On Friday I mentioned this. Yesterday
my water heater stop working and the guys were supposed
to come yesterday and they didn't. That's not the issue.

(01:08):
The issue is the correct way to take a cold shower. Now.
I tried taking the shower head off. It's removable, and
like getting the like legs, the bottom of my legs
wet where it's not as sensitive, and then letting the
water warm up and then moving that around. Then I
tried doing my like shampooing my hair and then taking
that sud's when it's warmed up, and then moving that around.

(01:30):
Is there a better way to not suffer the cold water?
You guys have a method. I always have boil water
on the stove and I just take a sponge bath,
which is difficult when it comes to a shampooing hair.
That's only problem because you know you need a large
amount of water to get that get the soap out
of your hair. So I do it differently with the

(01:52):
with the hair because sometimes when you first get your
hair colored, you only want to wash your hair with
cold water because the color is better. So I will
actually kneel beside the tub and put my head in
and do my hair first quickly in cold cold water,
and then wrap a towel around it. And then I
will actually, if it's still cold, quickly get in the
shower rather lad really fast and then jump out. Hmm.

(02:17):
I'm always a fan of just braving it and sticking
your whole body, head, legs, hair, everything into the cold
shower because you have to jar yourself and then it's
okay if you try to ease in it just prolongs
the misery. You can't do that. It's into cold water. Bam,
yeah to a cold pool. Yeah, oh yeah. I don't

(02:37):
try to ease into it. That's terrible. It makes me
feel awful for way longer than if you just jump in.
Once your head and shoulders go get a suite at
the rich Carlton First world problems. Let me, do you
jump right into a cold pool? Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah,
because if you if you start with your feet and
you ease your way in, it's an hour before you
get in. If you just jump in, just just you

(03:00):
a full board jump in, you get used to it
pretty quick. Uh no, the pool's closed, But when it
was cold, if the heater wasn't on, or you know,
somebody else's pool, I like to take a little water
and just kind of padded around. You know. It takes
about forty five minutes. Frog, and see if I was there,

(03:21):
I would push you in. Yeah. The guy that pushes
you in, I'm like just kidding, already helpful. Froggy would
be buying Brodie a new phone, because Brodie's phone would
be in his pocket, and then Brodie would be out
of phone. Can't you get some free androids of water proof.
Can't you get that free trial membership at a gym
somewhere and use their shower. I thought about that, but COVID,

(03:41):
I'm not showering with the COVID's not doing just going
to shower with the mask. I'll shower with the mask.
What about your neighbors? Are you're not friendly enough with
any of your neighbors to go around and use maybe
their shower, like you know me, Hey, maybe not the
rich Carlton. How about like a Marriott courtyard. Okay, is
coming from the guy who rented a hotel room just

(04:01):
to go to the bathroom. Isn't there a shower in
our office building? It's cold? Yeah, we don't have heat
in our shower in the office building. No, no, no,
no in there, and and there was no hot water.
Let's talk about that day. I remember why Greg t

(04:24):
did something and he got stuff all over himself and me,
and so we both ended up taking a shower, and
the whole time, well at the same time, and the
whole time he's standing there talking about you know, what's
bigger than this, right, you know, it gets bigger, And
I'm like, I don't even care, dude, I'm not even
looking at it. Dude. He always claims girth. He always

(04:45):
says I have girth. I don't have. We always say
he's hung like a pancake. Yeah, oh my god, that's alright, Berdie.
I hope we've helped you. Yeah, all right? Do I do?
I need to spit another topic out because I have
another one that you know you've got all fifteen minutes.
Can you use scary shower? By the way, Um, he's
not invited to my shower because I wasn't invited to

(05:06):
his pool this summer. Okay, alright, show of hands, shove hands.
Who would go into scary shower right now? I would would?
All right? I got three and Froggy needs to hear
the question again. What's the question, Gandhi, Would you right

(05:26):
now go and take a shower and scary shower? I'm
not I'm not there. You would, right, yeah? I think
you would. I would come out. Why tell Froggy I
would not take a shower and scary shower right now?

(05:47):
I don't know, because your whole house is a is
A is a COVID house. It is you know what
it reminds me of, as well as the time we
all stayed in the same hotel room in the hotel. Well,
I got a night and wrote it in a night.
And I don't sleep in a bed after knowing one
of you has been in it. Yeah, I don't want
to be in I don't want to be in scary
shower after it did it? I mean either, But I

(06:08):
have no problem in a hotel. It's just like when
I go to my parents house, I put toilet paper
down on the seat because I don't want touch of
their ass. But in a hotel, I don't care. Serious. Yeah,
so when they just bring like a cleaning wipe and
wipe it because I'm out of my mind. You really
are fair enough. You know, I've heard of a grow
house before, but I've never heard of a vid house.

(06:29):
Really bubble, I don't have to. I don't have company
ever except for my girlfriend. And uh, it's a clean house.
You just drag in whatever you bring in. You bring
stuff in. Forget the MTV beach houses, the MTV vid house.
I mean, I wish you don't listen. I know, I
think I'm good. I take my shoes off the second

(06:51):
I get come into the house. I wash my hands thoroughly,
but you're always hanging out with the vid crew. I'm
really you know, I'm not the same group of people.
It's the same small group of people shall we call
them the vid crew that we we suspect them of
being carriers. Three of them had it in. Like you

(07:14):
said before, there was testing for it. Before the testing
yeah yeah, okay. Do you know they added if you
can test for it, they have the antibodies? Is the
ador between your studio and scary door closed? Are always
I do not allow it to be prop Why is that?
Because I don't want his his droplets spraying in here,

(07:36):
his asols. Yeah wait a minute. But he's saying the
same thing to Andrew so his you know how he
does Serial Killers podcast with Andrew. So Andrew is supposed
to come in next week and record a podcast, and
I'm supposed to be on the episode. And they're going
back and forth on text arguing if he's bringing the
VID in and I don't want you to come in
because you're bringing the VID and you got there. They're

(07:57):
hysterical because he's been fine, he's at home all this time,
but he just went to Kentucky last week. I don't
want him in here. Travel yeah, he needs a quarantine
for two weeks. Do you wipe your studio down? He can?
We can we address what Scary said about his friends
having the antibodies though, didn't. We talk to doctors who
said that those antibodies really only last for maybe four months,

(08:20):
which means your friends did not have it in March.
They would have had it later than March. So they
are VID carriers and you could be a carrier too,
and you were hanging out with them heavily in February, March,
in April. Yes, actually locked down from March and April.
I came out of my shell in May when the
weather broke and someone said they were having a barbecue.
I was like, oh my god, grilled beef. I'm in

(08:41):
and pandemic. Are you saying out with sex on the way, Dave? Dave,
why did you call him that? Well, because a couple
of times when we were going to meet him, he
had miscellaneous sex with some girl on his way to
meet us. Years like, yeah, he stopped at some girls apartment. Yeah,

(09:02):
he's dating a girl now. But we called him sex
on the way because he would like meet a girl
on a bus, go home in her apartment and in short,
Laate to whatever we were doing. Real goshunds on a bus.
I know what kind of like that? Geez, look at Nate.
That's a matter of Nate. Well, I'm not taking this
mask off after find that scary you know, cringe of

(09:24):
the hot zone of covid, the cod crazy good if
you hung out. If they just got tes a frindybodies
and they still have them, then they have had it
within the last four months. That means no, they really,
they really haven't. I mean, everybody's dr Jones's what I

(09:45):
said about standing your COVID crib. So my my friend
Knuckles got it in July. His name is n his
last name, his last name is Knuckles, and you c
k O l s because he drags them and he
had it. He had it hold on. He went down
with his family to l b I and had it
in the fourth of July. And I hadn't seen it.

(10:07):
I hadn't seen him in months and I still haven't
seen it. The most serious scary went out with him
once last week to a club called Hot Zone. No, um, yeah,
I did you even bring up Knuckles? We're not even
talking about That's an example of one of my friends

(10:29):
who had it around the fourth of July uh and
has the antibodies for it. Um you know, I will
say this, Okay. I've been following Hoboken. Hoboken is a
newsletter and the mayor of Hoboken is very good with
reporting the cases. Every day. It tells you how many
COVID cases were reported in Hoboken on the list every

(10:50):
day day by day zero to one, two, three four.
Lately it's been three four. But you hang out with
three and four and and and for like twelve. Maybe
he didn't hear you. Now twelve weeks in a row
were muted. We're muted with him. You can't hear us?

(11:12):
Who can't hear us? What happened? Brody? Do you even
anything else? This is like? Whatever? Is there something else
you want to talk about? I just wanted to say something. Okay,
I have two things. I'm sorry you're saying that there's
no one in Hoboken that it has COVID, so you're
no they. I've been watching the cases and the the
the the The deaths in Hoboken have remained unchanged at

(11:36):
thirty one deaths since March. The newly infected people and
he offers them to take them to dinner. Everything deaths
have been They did the death count and it was
it's it's at thirty one. It's been one for like
sixteen weeks now. But let me just throw one thing, uh,
and then let me throw one little log on the fire.
The reason those numbers are low is because people are

(11:57):
smart and they're being careful. Agreed, agreed, Okay, so maybe
also be happy if you were smart and you did
the right thing. That's all. He's also talking about a town.
He doesn't live it right right. Also, someone told me,
hang out in Jersey City. Hoboken in Jersey City touch

(12:19):
each other, so they're very close. Jersey City has been
doing great. Everybody's wearing their masks. They're keeping everything the
way that it's supposed to be, distancing from each other.
Jersey City is where it's at. Scary lives in Jersey City.
Hoboken notoriously does not do the same. Hoboken is not
wearing the mask. They're not following the rules. Scarius rolling
from Jersey City to Hoboken. Where does your friend where

(12:42):
he live at? Ryan? He lives in Hoboken. Why are
people saying that we're running the same. We're running the
same phone tap as yesterday. Why are you doing that?
Are you running Froggy's phone tap at from yesterday? Scary?
You have that foggy brain. That's a sign of COVID.
You bounced my phone tape. Fucked, I got COVID. You

(13:08):
fuck wrote that was his phone tap slot and you
there's a great phone tap to. You should get tested today. Yeah,
how much time we have Froggy? By the way, in
twenty years of doing phone taps, that has never happened.
I don't think so. Scary that has happened. What's Hoboken's

(13:30):
rate of putting in the wrong phone tap? You know
he did it on purpose, just my phone tap at
seven point. He got a lot of text messages that
they loved it. He's like, funk that, I'm not going
to put it in the ninth twenty right, Yeah, they

(13:50):
love your sausage phone tap. I know they love my sausage.
To play tomorrow again or something? You have to play
my phone tap tomorrow. You can't do it. No, you
get somebody don't like your sausage? What do what do
you do? How do you get that to happen? Doesn't
know he's going to tell I say, hand like your
sausage works every time. You know, Scotty to have that

(14:12):
new kind cereal. Yes, I'm going to pour me a
bowl right now. Which one do you have? Yes? What
it's not even out yet. Look how special you are?
I am so special? Thank you? I love you? And
that'll air next Monday. Serial Killers the podcast, Hey are

(14:37):
we so? I think it's never taking his mask off
in there? I would like to amend my answer of yes,
I would shower at Scary's to now after all of
these developments. No, thank you, Gandhi used to bring Vinny

(14:57):
Knuckles and Smart to do the show with you. Ryan. Oh,
it's Ryan Knuckles, Ryan Knuckles, it's Vanny. He's right. Covid Jones.
Bobby Brown's new makeup line is Jones Road, and she's
got a special blush. It's called Covid Jones. Scary lives

(15:18):
on the Covid nineteenth floor. We've been done, right, Froggy,
Not yet, We're done in second, this is all garbage time.
This is hey, Froggy yea in honor of Scary, why
don't you upload yesterday's podcast instead of today? You guys,

(15:39):
I swear we're done. None of what they're saying is true, folks,
and I do love my coworkers, Just not right. Scary
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