October 15, 2020 • 16 mins
Scotty B tells a story about finding a place to use the bathroom at a garage. The couple across the street from our studio are still "busy"
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show.
He was ready, Yes, we're ready the fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast. Yes, yeah, yeah, they're scary. There's Gandhi, there's
(00:24):
Scotty Be, there's straight Nate, there's Danielle, there's Brody, and
there's birthday boy Garrett. Happy birthday, Garrett. Thank you very much.
I appreciate it. So why are you spending your birthday
with us when you could be doing something fun? Lay
So uh, I think at the top of the podcast,
Scotty wants to share something with something you did in
(00:44):
the garage. What did you do in the garage? Yes, well,
I had to go to the radio station garage yesterday
because I had to take one of the trucks, and
I didn't realize that the bathroom there is out of order,
so the the bathroom door is locked. Normally, I know
the toylet's brogran so I would just pee in the sink,
but they locked the bathroom door. So I had a
pa and a water bottle, but it was one of
(01:06):
the small ones. So as it started coming up the neck,
I was getting nervous because it's very hard to stop
a stream, and luckily I topped off right at the top.
But it was very nerve racking, and it's not easy
to pee in a water bottle, not very That must
be very satisfying knowing that the amount of urine in
your bladder was exactly the very rim of the bottle.
(01:27):
It's the same as when you make a mix of martini.
You pour it in the glass that comes right up
to the top. It actually goes a little over the side,
but without dripping down the side. There's some sort of
some sort of something going on, some gravity something. What
is the word I'm using. I'm looking for, Nate, I'm
not sure of the word. You know what I'm saying
that if I pour water all the way to the
(01:50):
top of this class and it even appears to bubble
a little above the rim, but it doesn't go over
the side, the water tension is that? Is that what
your head in your in your bottle. I think the
weirdest part about it is my hands started getting warm,
higher and higher and higher because I had to hold it,
you know, so I could, and it was kind of
weirding me out. But I don't. I mean, you see
them all over the highway people throw pist bombs, out
(02:11):
the window. They must pee in their car and that
that's what's going on. But I don't know why you
can't just wait to take it to wherever you're going
and throw it in the garbage. I don't either around
a mind blown moment because of Scotty b So I
had been driving around for the last twenty five years.
I didn't realize that that's urine in those bottles. Did
(02:31):
you think they were? I thought it was just like
somebody had leftover gator and they littered out the window
and a bottle. Yeah. I never even realized that. It's
not clear. I used to think that it was people
putting their cigarettes in there, but it's more likely pissed
but like liquid. Yes, this just in with Gandhi. Yes, Gandhi. Oh.
(02:52):
That phenomenon you guys were talking about is called surface tension.
According to the website, it says, when we fill a
glass with water, we know it can go above the
him without spilling. This is because of surface tension. This
attraction causes the molecules to stick together to avoid spilling
down the side of the glass like gravity would do
to them. We are from Steve Wallace, uh, the famous
bartender in the village in Tribeca and Manhattan. He does
(03:15):
Martin like that every single time. Who unbelievable. You get
your most for your money that way, right, Well, now
then you have to go down to it, yeah, because
you have to like suck it real quick, right, and
then to keep it from to keep it from spilling.
(03:37):
That's when you get more for your money. Well, you
don't usually get ice in your martini. Thanks, Thanks, Brody.
How are you today? You're so quiet? Uh, I'm doing well.
I was listening to Scotty intently. I'm waiting for the
part where he said he accidentally drank it. By the way,
(03:57):
that bathroom Scotty was in is the think of the
dirtiest gas station bathroom you've ever been in, and times
it by ten. Of a condom machine on the wall
used to it's out of order, but it's certainly not
out of odor. The sink, Yeah, that's the grossest part
of all of it. Will usually just in the sink,
(04:18):
like what I made a mistake of going in and
out of service toilet in the back of the garage
the last time I was there. It's not even connected
to the water anymore, and I just eat in it.
So it's just sitting in there. Okay. So all the
guys know and the women have the same sinks. The
sinks we have a very shallow and metal so when
you put the water on, its splashed, and you always
(04:39):
walk out of the bathroom with the wet shirt. So
when you peeed into the sink, surely you splashed yourself. No,
the drain is wide open, there's nothing blocking it. So
I was able to get right into the drain. Drain No, no, no,
able to stand up. But okay, if you're steady, you
(05:00):
can aim it right in the hole. Yes, thanks, great,
How do we get on this? So disgusted and I'm
not I'm not disgusted. I'm like, just is there something
else going on? Well it's not, Pope. I could show
you what else I found in the garage, but you'd
probably fire me. It's an old picture of me, yes, okay,
(05:24):
would mean your leather jacket leaning against the wall. That's
my favorite. Do not show that? Okay, So more than
was at a photo shoot you did when you first
started working here. Yeah, it's it's a it's a promo card.
It's a card. There's also there's also a picture of
you sitting in an old truck. Yeah, I have that
one too, an old truck. It must have been like
(05:45):
the photographers like, oh hey, let's get a nice background
sitting this old truck, Helvis. Why are we all such
assholes to each other and keep all the terrible things
and never keep it great stuff? Like yesterday during the
podcast Oh No, yesterday during an interview, I saw a
scary sneak off to the side, get a like a
little thing of M and m's and then come back
(06:05):
on the screen and he was just shoveling into his
mouth eating. It looked like a squirrel and I had
to record it. I don't know why. Yeah, let me
find Yeah, i'll hold it up. Sorry in advance, scary
he retreats to the shadows and you see this, Yes,
I like he got rare footage of scary stuff in
(06:26):
his face. That's my point, Scott, hold on, look at
him slide out in the darkness. I could have just
(06:51):
left it alone, but I couldn't stop looking at it,
so I had to record it. What do you expect
when they have hazel nuts M m's down here? I mean,
you don't see those off? They are rare, very rare. Yes,
non existent. Now, so Brody, what else? What else is
on your mind? Brodie? Well, I'm going to get a
new car today. That's a big deal. Congrat is another
(07:15):
Dodge Charger? Yeah, same car, same color? Is that? How
many rows? Hold on fifth one? You love it that much? Huh?
I love it? I just keep you at the same car.
I like that? Why not? I supposed to get it
in March, but the may rather, but the pandemic shut
down the factories. It's like you go to your favorite
(07:36):
restaurant and you always order the same dish because you think, well,
maybe today's the last day we're going to be alive,
and it's my favorite dish. Why would I order my second?
But it's my favorite dish. I like to try different
restaurants in different foods every time. I why I you know,
I never go back to the same thing ever, unless
I have to? Is the car faster? Uh? Same car?
(08:00):
By the way? Scary you had the same car four
in a row, also with food? Right? What we were
talking about cars? And then all right, is this turning
into the just turn it off? Nothing to see here?
We should just all sign off and let those two
do it. No, no, no, please, don't we Yeah, okay,
(08:24):
all right, don't anything else to talk about. Was there
any final follow up to what you guys saw in
the building across from you today where you thought it
was a woman that you were checking out, but it
was a man and Scotty was still turned on. And
then Nate kept going on about the size of his penis.
He called it a don the long on the penis,
but packed me up on the penis. Okay, yes, but
(08:49):
he talked about this beer canned dick on this guy
like every every five minutes. I'm like, you are so intrigued.
We're here, Okay. There's many factors at play, the fact
that he was wearing his shirt actually a sweater. It
looked like a Christmas sweater, no pants. He was totally
Donald Duck in it, laying there for an hour and
a half not moving when he was super hand penis.
(09:12):
I need to know, how do you how do you
lay naked for so long and not touch yourself or
have anybody touched you. I think it's impossible. What you're
comfortable and you're just laying there. Legs known to make
they were very smooth and upon further investigation, when Scotty
pulled out the binoculars. In the dark, they turned off
(09:34):
the lights. If his dick was that big white oculars,
I just wanted to make sure. Yeah, And then Scotti
realized he also the dick was dwarfing. The fact that
the guy had a remote control sitting on his thigh. Yeah,
so don't ever touch that remote control in the book.
Maybe he was doing one of those comparison pictures. Put
(09:56):
you put the put the red bull can next to
your But there was Sadie gave me his binoculars. I
looked and there was a woman laying on the bed
with her phone like this. So she was either watching
Netflix or filming him. I don't know which. I'm assuming
one of the person was a guy. We thought it was,
but no, so you guys really had everything off. Everything
(10:18):
woman turned out to be a balding man with a
five o'clock shadow, very nice legs. And then the I'm
assuming that was a woman. We thought it was a guy,
and the other one was a guy, but it's it
was a woman, right, but that she was fully dressed.
At the end of the day, I'm just a super
voyeur and I will watch anything that is shown to me.
I don't care. I like watching people, especially naked people.
(10:38):
Do you do you want? Would you rather watch them
knowing that they don't know you're there, or knowing that
you are watching? It doesn't matter to me. It's not
it's not like hot from me. I don't care. I'm
just I'm not an exhibitionist. But I like to watch.
Like when I'm in my bathroom, I closed the shades
right away. I don't want anybody to see my butt nothing,
but I like to look at people. Nate's got the
binoculars and he's looking out the window. Now he's turned
(11:01):
and he's laying on the side facing the window. But
he's pulled his sweater down over his over his penis.
It's a large turtleneck sweater. He's wearing a red turtlenecks.
Did you know that you're watching him? Wait a minute,
is he wearing the turtleneck sweater on his large penis.
It's pulled down the bottom the penis. And I had
to go to chatter Bait just to make sure that
(11:23):
that's not what they were doing. Had just to see
if I would see the room. You know, Oh my god,
his legs are spread n enjoying the lights on. Now
he can see you. Okay, this may sound a little gross.
(11:44):
I don't want to say it, just say it. Well,
I think he's picking his butt hole. It looks like
his hands in between they're scary. Nate's been wheeling back
in front. Those windows on the on the on the
chair are ward. Now we don't have to put new
tires on them. Carphone he left his microphone, went to
(12:06):
a window when we're in the middle of recording or
there's ant delivery. Yeah, so what you guys need to know, Garrett.
And they've been doing this since six o'clock this morning.
They've been NonStop, and they turned the lights off. That's doubly.
Scotty turned the lights off because I got I got
caught that one time. Okay. I like the way Nate
says Scotty turned the lights off. He's holding the binoculars.
(12:28):
I think he's got the binoculars. I think under the
influence of something. I think he's on drugs, because you would. Okay,
we've been on the air, was it we got here
five thirty six o'clock. Okay, so since six o'clock he's
been awake doing several different things. But he hasn't left
the bed, not one inch. He's just watching them nine inches.
(12:50):
But who has this much time? That guy is scary,
big penis. People get extra time. Maybe he's on vacation
in New York City and you're enjoy it. I love
how you have just filled in all the blanks and
you're sitting here accusing him of being lazy and he's
on drugs, drugs, he can't get up. It's I do
(13:15):
the same thing though, when you see people out at
like eleven o'clock in the afternoon, like just massive amounts
of people, like what do you do during Like why
don't you at work? But then I'd be like, well, wait,
I'm not at work right now. All these people are
doing the same thing. They're all morning radio people. By
the way, I just noticed this. Look at this. This
is a bit much. Is that what the guy looks like?
(13:37):
Is it Golden? Did the other guy leave the room?
The guy that was with him this morning? I don't know.
There's he looks like he's alone now. And do you
remember that one time that I got caught. I was
looking at the other hotel. I was standing on Brody's
desk and there were yeah, there were twids. There were
two guys in the window and I could see what
(13:58):
they were doing. Um, and after about maybe fifteen seconds
of me recording them on my phone, one guy looked
over and then he jumped across the other side of
the bed and left the other guy just laying there.
And the guy was like, what, so I have a question.
I have a question. So then whose responsibility is it is? It?
Is it the person who is in the hotel room's
(14:20):
responsibility to close the shades, close the windows, of our
responsibility to not watch because Elvis, you seem to have
a different opinion than us. Well, look I see how
you could walk by and go, oh my god, look
at them over there. But you guys were on it
for over three hours. Now you're you're obsessed with it.
(14:41):
You got binoculars, so there's nothing that's really going on.
So I guess you know everyone can do there. I mean,
how many times this morning did we need Scary in
the control room to open up people's microphones and he
wasn't there. Trying to talk to Nate to get a
phone call on and he wasn't available. The thing is,
it's something, it's different is being shown to me and
we're in a pandemic, so I'm like, wow, I've never
(15:01):
seen the penis. He just blamed the pandemic. You can.
You've been having groundhog Day the movie here every day
seven months. We all have. But we all all have
to do a show. That's what we're here. That's why
you make all that money you make is like a stimulus.
To me, it's like, oh, something different. Thanks if you can,
(15:23):
If you can make money off of doing that, then
I suggest you quit this job and go. I know,
And they act like they wouldn't do the exact same
thing even if there wasn't a pandemic. You guys have
signs made for this. We basically made an entire show
out of it. So it's okay. I think it's about time.
Look you have a little maculous such. I think we're done.
He's looking, he's got that, he's got the binoculars. What
(15:44):
are you doing? What? I think he caught us because
he's gone down. We took him five hours. How can
you not miss you and your big hair in that window? Show?
Bob put this on. When I leave the building, he's
gonna beat the get out of here. He's gonna whack
you with this big old daggling his dog along. Are
(16:10):
we done? Yes? Happy Spirit Day. We're all, Happy Spirit Day.
We're purple today. This is it. This is the spirit.
This is Boobs. There's a tight Spirit shirt. The fifteen
minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show.
He was ready, Yes, we're ready the fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast. Yes, yeah, yeah, they're scary. There's Gandhi, there's
(00:24):
Scotty Be, there's straight Nate, there's Danielle, there's Brody, and
there's birthday boy Garrett. Happy birthday, Garrett. Thank you very much.
I appreciate it. So why are you spending your birthday
with us when you could be doing something fun? Lay
So uh, I think at the top of the podcast,
Scotty wants to share something with something you did in
(00:44):
the garage. What did you do in the garage? Yes, well,
I had to go to the radio station garage yesterday
because I had to take one of the trucks, and
I didn't realize that the bathroom there is out of order,
so the the bathroom door is locked. Normally, I know
the toylet's brogran so I would just pee in the sink,
but they locked the bathroom door. So I had a
pa and a water bottle, but it was one of
(01:06):
the small ones. So as it started coming up the neck,
I was getting nervous because it's very hard to stop
a stream, and luckily I topped off right at the top.
But it was very nerve racking, and it's not easy
to pee in a water bottle, not very That must
be very satisfying knowing that the amount of urine in
your bladder was exactly the very rim of the bottle.
(01:27):
It's the same as when you make a mix of martini.
You pour it in the glass that comes right up
to the top. It actually goes a little over the side,
but without dripping down the side. There's some sort of
some sort of something going on, some gravity something. What
is the word I'm using. I'm looking for, Nate, I'm
not sure of the word. You know what I'm saying
that if I pour water all the way to the
(01:50):
top of this class and it even appears to bubble
a little above the rim, but it doesn't go over
the side, the water tension is that? Is that what
your head in your in your bottle. I think the
weirdest part about it is my hands started getting warm,
higher and higher and higher because I had to hold it,
you know, so I could, and it was kind of
weirding me out. But I don't. I mean, you see
them all over the highway people throw pist bombs, out
(02:11):
the window. They must pee in their car and that
that's what's going on. But I don't know why you
can't just wait to take it to wherever you're going
and throw it in the garbage. I don't either around
a mind blown moment because of Scotty b So I
had been driving around for the last twenty five years.
I didn't realize that that's urine in those bottles. Did
(02:31):
you think they were? I thought it was just like
somebody had leftover gator and they littered out the window
and a bottle. Yeah. I never even realized that. It's
not clear. I used to think that it was people
putting their cigarettes in there, but it's more likely pissed
but like liquid. Yes, this just in with Gandhi. Yes, Gandhi. Oh.
(02:52):
That phenomenon you guys were talking about is called surface tension.
According to the website, it says, when we fill a
glass with water, we know it can go above the
him without spilling. This is because of surface tension. This
attraction causes the molecules to stick together to avoid spilling
down the side of the glass like gravity would do
to them. We are from Steve Wallace, uh, the famous
bartender in the village in Tribeca and Manhattan. He does
(03:15):
Martin like that every single time. Who unbelievable. You get
your most for your money that way, right, Well, now
then you have to go down to it, yeah, because
you have to like suck it real quick, right, and
then to keep it from to keep it from spilling.
(03:37):
That's when you get more for your money. Well, you
don't usually get ice in your martini. Thanks, Thanks, Brody.
How are you today? You're so quiet? Uh, I'm doing well.
I was listening to Scotty intently. I'm waiting for the
part where he said he accidentally drank it. By the way,
(03:57):
that bathroom Scotty was in is the think of the
dirtiest gas station bathroom you've ever been in, and times
it by ten. Of a condom machine on the wall
used to it's out of order, but it's certainly not
out of odor. The sink, Yeah, that's the grossest part
of all of it. Will usually just in the sink,
(04:18):
like what I made a mistake of going in and
out of service toilet in the back of the garage
the last time I was there. It's not even connected
to the water anymore, and I just eat in it.
So it's just sitting in there. Okay. So all the
guys know and the women have the same sinks. The
sinks we have a very shallow and metal so when
you put the water on, its splashed, and you always
(04:39):
walk out of the bathroom with the wet shirt. So
when you peeed into the sink, surely you splashed yourself. No,
the drain is wide open, there's nothing blocking it. So
I was able to get right into the drain. Drain No, no, no,
able to stand up. But okay, if you're steady, you
(05:00):
can aim it right in the hole. Yes, thanks, great,
How do we get on this? So disgusted and I'm
not I'm not disgusted. I'm like, just is there something
else going on? Well it's not, Pope. I could show
you what else I found in the garage, but you'd
probably fire me. It's an old picture of me, yes, okay,
(05:24):
would mean your leather jacket leaning against the wall. That's
my favorite. Do not show that? Okay, So more than
was at a photo shoot you did when you first
started working here. Yeah, it's it's a it's a promo card.
It's a card. There's also there's also a picture of
you sitting in an old truck. Yeah, I have that
one too, an old truck. It must have been like
(05:45):
the photographers like, oh hey, let's get a nice background
sitting this old truck, Helvis. Why are we all such
assholes to each other and keep all the terrible things
and never keep it great stuff? Like yesterday during the
podcast Oh No, yesterday during an interview, I saw a
scary sneak off to the side, get a like a
little thing of M and m's and then come back
(06:05):
on the screen and he was just shoveling into his
mouth eating. It looked like a squirrel and I had
to record it. I don't know why. Yeah, let me
find Yeah, i'll hold it up. Sorry in advance, scary
he retreats to the shadows and you see this, Yes,
I like he got rare footage of scary stuff in
(06:26):
his face. That's my point, Scott, hold on, look at
him slide out in the darkness. I could have just
(06:51):
left it alone, but I couldn't stop looking at it,
so I had to record it. What do you expect
when they have hazel nuts M m's down here? I mean,
you don't see those off? They are rare, very rare. Yes,
non existent. Now, so Brody, what else? What else is
on your mind? Brodie? Well, I'm going to get a
new car today. That's a big deal. Congrat is another
(07:15):
Dodge Charger? Yeah, same car, same color? Is that? How
many rows? Hold on fifth one? You love it that much? Huh?
I love it? I just keep you at the same car.
I like that? Why not? I supposed to get it
in March, but the may rather, but the pandemic shut
down the factories. It's like you go to your favorite
(07:36):
restaurant and you always order the same dish because you think, well,
maybe today's the last day we're going to be alive,
and it's my favorite dish. Why would I order my second?
But it's my favorite dish. I like to try different
restaurants in different foods every time. I why I you know,
I never go back to the same thing ever, unless
I have to? Is the car faster? Uh? Same car?
(08:00):
By the way? Scary you had the same car four
in a row, also with food? Right? What we were
talking about cars? And then all right, is this turning
into the just turn it off? Nothing to see here?
We should just all sign off and let those two
do it. No, no, no, please, don't we Yeah, okay,
(08:24):
all right, don't anything else to talk about. Was there
any final follow up to what you guys saw in
the building across from you today where you thought it
was a woman that you were checking out, but it
was a man and Scotty was still turned on. And
then Nate kept going on about the size of his penis.
He called it a don the long on the penis,
but packed me up on the penis. Okay, yes, but
(08:49):
he talked about this beer canned dick on this guy
like every every five minutes. I'm like, you are so intrigued.
We're here, Okay. There's many factors at play, the fact
that he was wearing his shirt actually a sweater. It
looked like a Christmas sweater, no pants. He was totally
Donald Duck in it, laying there for an hour and
a half not moving when he was super hand penis.
(09:12):
I need to know, how do you how do you
lay naked for so long and not touch yourself or
have anybody touched you. I think it's impossible. What you're
comfortable and you're just laying there. Legs known to make
they were very smooth and upon further investigation, when Scotty
pulled out the binoculars. In the dark, they turned off
(09:34):
the lights. If his dick was that big white oculars,
I just wanted to make sure. Yeah, And then Scotti
realized he also the dick was dwarfing. The fact that
the guy had a remote control sitting on his thigh. Yeah,
so don't ever touch that remote control in the book.
Maybe he was doing one of those comparison pictures. Put
(09:56):
you put the put the red bull can next to
your But there was Sadie gave me his binoculars. I
looked and there was a woman laying on the bed
with her phone like this. So she was either watching
Netflix or filming him. I don't know which. I'm assuming
one of the person was a guy. We thought it was,
but no, so you guys really had everything off. Everything
(10:18):
woman turned out to be a balding man with a
five o'clock shadow, very nice legs. And then the I'm
assuming that was a woman. We thought it was a guy,
and the other one was a guy, but it's it
was a woman, right, but that she was fully dressed.
At the end of the day, I'm just a super
voyeur and I will watch anything that is shown to me.
I don't care. I like watching people, especially naked people.
(10:38):
Do you do you want? Would you rather watch them
knowing that they don't know you're there, or knowing that
you are watching? It doesn't matter to me. It's not
it's not like hot from me. I don't care. I'm
just I'm not an exhibitionist. But I like to watch.
Like when I'm in my bathroom, I closed the shades
right away. I don't want anybody to see my butt nothing,
but I like to look at people. Nate's got the
binoculars and he's looking out the window. Now he's turned
(11:01):
and he's laying on the side facing the window. But
he's pulled his sweater down over his over his penis.
It's a large turtleneck sweater. He's wearing a red turtlenecks.
Did you know that you're watching him? Wait a minute,
is he wearing the turtleneck sweater on his large penis.
It's pulled down the bottom the penis. And I had
to go to chatter Bait just to make sure that
(11:23):
that's not what they were doing. Had just to see
if I would see the room. You know, Oh my god,
his legs are spread n enjoying the lights on. Now
he can see you. Okay, this may sound a little gross.
(11:44):
I don't want to say it, just say it. Well,
I think he's picking his butt hole. It looks like
his hands in between they're scary. Nate's been wheeling back
in front. Those windows on the on the on the
chair are ward. Now we don't have to put new
tires on them. Carphone he left his microphone, went to
(12:06):
a window when we're in the middle of recording or
there's ant delivery. Yeah, so what you guys need to know, Garrett.
And they've been doing this since six o'clock this morning.
They've been NonStop, and they turned the lights off. That's doubly.
Scotty turned the lights off because I got I got
caught that one time. Okay. I like the way Nate
says Scotty turned the lights off. He's holding the binoculars.
(12:28):
I think he's got the binoculars. I think under the
influence of something. I think he's on drugs, because you would. Okay,
we've been on the air, was it we got here
five thirty six o'clock. Okay, so since six o'clock he's
been awake doing several different things. But he hasn't left
the bed, not one inch. He's just watching them nine inches.
(12:50):
But who has this much time? That guy is scary,
big penis. People get extra time. Maybe he's on vacation
in New York City and you're enjoy it. I love
how you have just filled in all the blanks and
you're sitting here accusing him of being lazy and he's
on drugs, drugs, he can't get up. It's I do
(13:15):
the same thing though, when you see people out at
like eleven o'clock in the afternoon, like just massive amounts
of people, like what do you do during Like why
don't you at work? But then I'd be like, well, wait,
I'm not at work right now. All these people are
doing the same thing. They're all morning radio people. By
the way, I just noticed this. Look at this. This
is a bit much. Is that what the guy looks like?
(13:37):
Is it Golden? Did the other guy leave the room?
The guy that was with him this morning? I don't know.
There's he looks like he's alone now. And do you
remember that one time that I got caught. I was
looking at the other hotel. I was standing on Brody's
desk and there were yeah, there were twids. There were
two guys in the window and I could see what
(13:58):
they were doing. Um, and after about maybe fifteen seconds
of me recording them on my phone, one guy looked
over and then he jumped across the other side of
the bed and left the other guy just laying there.
And the guy was like, what, so I have a question.
I have a question. So then whose responsibility is it is? It?
Is it the person who is in the hotel room's
(14:20):
responsibility to close the shades, close the windows, of our
responsibility to not watch because Elvis, you seem to have
a different opinion than us. Well, look I see how
you could walk by and go, oh my god, look
at them over there. But you guys were on it
for over three hours. Now you're you're obsessed with it.
(14:41):
You got binoculars, so there's nothing that's really going on.
So I guess you know everyone can do there. I mean,
how many times this morning did we need Scary in
the control room to open up people's microphones and he
wasn't there. Trying to talk to Nate to get a
phone call on and he wasn't available. The thing is,
it's something, it's different is being shown to me and
we're in a pandemic, so I'm like, wow, I've never
(15:01):
seen the penis. He just blamed the pandemic. You can.
You've been having groundhog Day the movie here every day
seven months. We all have. But we all all have
to do a show. That's what we're here. That's why
you make all that money you make is like a stimulus.
To me, it's like, oh, something different. Thanks if you can,
(15:23):
If you can make money off of doing that, then
I suggest you quit this job and go. I know,
And they act like they wouldn't do the exact same
thing even if there wasn't a pandemic. You guys have
signs made for this. We basically made an entire show
out of it. So it's okay. I think it's about time.
Look you have a little maculous such. I think we're done.
He's looking, he's got that, he's got the binoculars. What
(15:44):
are you doing? What? I think he caught us because
he's gone down. We took him five hours. How can
you not miss you and your big hair in that window? Show?
Bob put this on. When I leave the building, he's
gonna beat the get out of here. He's gonna whack
you with this big old daggling his dog along. Are
(16:10):
we done? Yes? Happy Spirit Day. We're all, Happy Spirit Day.
We're purple today. This is it. This is the spirit.
This is Boobs. There's a tight Spirit shirt. The fifteen
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