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Firm strampresent minute Morning Show. How can we have as
much fun today on the fifteen minute Morning show podcast
as we had yesterday. It's not let's just ending. Let's
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look for aid. Fine, there's Rogg either Scary, there's Danielle,
there's Gandhi's there Straight and eight. There's Scotty V and
there's Garrett and of course Dave road A. Hi, guys,
I think this is kind of interesting. So I've never
heard of Papa Murphy's Pizza. I'm sure it's a local
pizza chain somewhere. They're holding a contest trying to find
the person with the oldest frozen pizza in the country.
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So I mean, if you have a pizza in your
freezer that you put in right around the time Blockbuster
was pacing out VHS tape for DVD ham, maybe you
could win this contest. Maybe when's this time you went
to your freezer to check it out. Old stuff you
have in there? There, old stuff, and for some reason,
I don't I don't ever want to get rid of it,
because I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna need that
one day. But chances are if you open it up,
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it's just a block a ship and ice in there,
and it's like nothing man, that you're ever going to
eat again, right, it's not going to taste Yeah, I know.
In the beginning of pandemic, we went out and we
bought a lot of frozen food. You didn't know, We
didn't mean you know, you didn't know. And now it's
all there. But behind that frozen food from from March
is the food from we don't know when it's way
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back there. Yeah, yeah, so I don't know. I tried
to pull out some onion rings the other day and
I opened up the bag it was it was There
was no onion ringing, it was ice dust. So frozen
food does have expiration, even on frozen food, does it not?
It does estates on it. And how long just meat
last in the freezer? Because I have a chicken in
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there that I got two years ago, six months it's
probably dead. Well where did you get that? Scary where
you get six six months? But I keep my ship
for a year and it still tastes corse. Think it depends.
I think it depends. If it's a deep freeze that
doesn't defrost, you can you can keep it for much longer, right,
But if it's a freezer that defrosts every once in
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a while, you have to get rid of rid of
it after a while. I'm not mistaken. Captain America was
frozen for fifty years, so I think he was an
iceberg for Yeah, that is true. Yeah, alright, So Brodie,
you know this morning on the show we were talking
to about you. Actually you weren't even on. You couldn't
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even represent yourself about getting upset at people online during
So you have social media debate a lot. That's one
of the reasons you love social media is stay in
touch with people and you know, talking about what you're feeling,
what they're feeling. So are you really still actively tracking
people who drop you because you may say something that
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they disagree with, not not people in general. But I
like to see if if there was a bad week,
you know, if if uh I had like two hundred
on followers, I like to look and see maybe what
I texted. But I would like to say, if you
heard the show today, we put someone on the air
who said that I unfollowed them, my own blocked I
blocked them whatever. I went back and looked. Um. Sometimes
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people will make jokes about you guys the way we
joke about each other, and it's not okay for them
to do it. And so when they offend you guys
or insult you guys, I would That's the only reason
I would block them. They insulting um, they insulted scary.
So I don't tolerate that. We all we all insulted scary, right,
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that's correct. I would have I would have retweeted what
did you say about me? You know, the four or
five things that that they could pick on you about
one of those wait, what what? What it's on? It's unperportant.
But people do that all the time. They'll say, oh,
I love you, but I hate Gandhi or whatever, or
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they'll they'll make a joke about someone's appearance. I don't
tolerate that, So I might make a comment back to
them like hey, that's not funny, and they're like, fuck you,
that's funny, And then I blocked them because they don't
understand they're hurtful. Wow, well thank you on that always.
Brody is great at keeping an eye on people bullying
other people, like for instance, his big thing, and I
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have since become a fan of the same same concept is,
if you're gonna bitch and moan to me about Gandhi
and say something shitty about her, don't at Gandhi or
at baby hot Sauce so she can see the comment.
I mean, don't be a funkhead. I don't mind that.
I like the app. Sometimes I retweet them myself. Your
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different Gandhi. Gandhi rolls with it, She'll she'll spar right
back me. I just like block goodbye. I'll tell you
what though, I've been kind of becoming an asshole in
my d M s and I'm waiting for someone to
to take a screenshot and reap post it. But when
somebody repeatedly d ms me something crazy, just over and
over and over again, I send them a screenshot of
what they've done. I say, you look like a clown,
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literally you. Then I send them a picture of a clown.
And then I say, I'm gonna wait long enough for
you to see this, and then I'm blocking you, and
I wait, and then I blocked them because I just
you look nuts. When you're arguing with someone you don't
know about a point they don't care about, what do
you do and leave them alone? So I've been becoming
a butthole. I think that. I think some people send
us stuff, or send people stuff in general, thinking that
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you'll never see it, and then when you do see
it and you and you confront them about it, they
usually tend to back down and not be as forceful
because they would never send a shit to your face
to sucking asshole. All right, look, this isn't as much
fun as Daniel vomiting in a trash can I did?
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Let's not vomit again. Come on, Daniel, let's think about
think about a warm bucket of mannaise. Sit your ass
in that chair and do not move. Mayonnaise boiled like
if you put mayonnaise on a stove with it, we
probably would but would make like a fat salad boom.
I'm not doing it, Daniel. What if what if you
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were running a marathon and when you were done, they
handed you a bottle of water, a squeeze bottle, and
you squeeze the name was full of mannaise. What if
a guy was trying to kill you and the only
way to escape was to jump into a vat of mayo?
We wouldn't see it. What if? What if? And I
know that I had this morning on my chicken sandwich
expired in October of two thousand nineteen. But what it's just,
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it's fine, it's fine. It's eggs and oil. You're good.
I love how we're trusting Scary. That was eggs and oil,
You're fine. Scariest nickname in high school. And I looked
up Scotty's frozen chicken and his freezer. I think you're
a year past when you should be having that in
your freezing happened? I was frozen. What could happen to it?
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I don't think it's what could happen to it? What
could happen to you? I don't think you'll die from it.
I just don't think it's very tasty. And maybe it's
freezer rod. Don't be a cheap bass and throw it out.
It was free, it was free. I'll throw it out.
I got dogs misbehaving. I'll be right back. You should
get trainers for them. Right. We lost your time or
say mine says fourteen minutes and twelve seconds. It's your timers.
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Way the funk off. It's double timing. By the way,
what you're trying to do there on Monday? Hit there? Yeah?
Whatever is an idiot's notes was already says now d Nate.
The other day you ended the podcast after like four
thirteen and a half minutes or whatever, and we said
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we're done with material, let's end this, and people still
commented on Instagram Mine got cut off today. Do you
think do you think Elvis's dogs were really acting up?
People are not smart. I I had somebody yesterday. So
yesterday there was a tweet from Hassan Whiteside from the NBA.
He tweeted that he was Larry, he was done with America.
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He was moving to Hawaii, right, So then people are like, hey, like, hey, Dunn,
you realize Hawaiian in America. He said it was fake
and somebody hacked as account or whatever. So I posted
it and I said, this guy is a clown number one.
He doesn't even know where Hawaii. So some person comes
in my d M s. You know, maybe he wasn't
afforded the educational opportunities that you were. I'm like, the
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guy went on scholarship to the universe, to Marshall University,
and I think you learned that Hawaii as part of
the United States, and I don't know, maybe second grade.
I don't think you need to add educational opportunities fans, Frog,
He didn't. He didn't get an educational scholarship. He got
a basketball scholarship. You don't always have to go to class.
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Guess what his education was than I I'm like, really,
Remember we worked. We worked with Greg t who used
to think that Hawaii and Alaska were located near each
other because on the pictures of the map they're always
in the bottom together because they're not part of the
right He's like an Alaskan Hawaii that way. Absolutely, they
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were right next to each other. So what happened with
your dogs? What were they doing? Just going fucking crazy?
After they just do they see a squirrel? Okay, they
see a squirrel or scary calls of the square a
squirrel and they go bananas. I mean, it's it's almost
as if someone's breaking in to kill us all. Now
you have one dog that barks, and then the other
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dog joins in because the other one's barking and doesn't
know what a funk he's barking for. Yeah, yeah, save
here frog. My girl barks and then the boy goes
running like what are we balking at? You know, I
want to see if anyone else had to kind of
dream that Froggy and I both had last night. Did
anyone else have animal dreams last night? No, that's Froggy
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your dream. Go ahead. What's that? Was it about animals? No? No?
What what was it? I hit someone when I was driving.
So I've been having these dreams like where I do
stuff in my dreams and part of it comes true,
like the next day, God, stay home, Look street? Are
you driving on today? I'm not exactly Yeah, go ahead, sorry.
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So at Lisa and I were somewhere. I don't have
any idea where we were, but we ended up somehow
falling off a cliff and we didn't have we were
wearing bathing suits. We fell off a cliff or in
the water. It was dark and rainy, and there was
this moose flying off the cliff and like like diving
into the water trying to eat us. And we kept
ducking under the water trying to get away from him,
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and he kept diving. I mean, like you know have
birds like bomb dive on stuff. It was like that,
but he was a gigantic moose and we couldn't get away.
And when I woke up, I was so stressed that
when I woke up. I sat up in the bed
and Lisa goes, what is wrong with you? I'm like,
I just don't even ask, just go back to sleep.
I couldn't explain this dupe I had to and I
wasn't going to explain it to anybody. But then Elvis
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said he had a dream about an animal, which was
strange as well. Yeah, it wasn't a flying moose animal
flying moose and mayor, but I had an animal in
my floorboards, you know, in the house that was knocking
through and bashing through, and it was about this big,
but it looked like an armadillo and it was attacking me.
It was trying to attack me. In every room I
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went to, it would come up to the floor and
try to attack me, and I could feel it touching
my skin in the dream, and I was and I
knew I was writhing around in bed. I was probably
knocking the dogs off the bed and crap and um.
And then I realized, okay, this is a dream, stop
analyze it. What does it mean? Do you ever do
that in the middle of all the time? And then
it watching the movie Tremors. It was I wasn't watching
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no but Gandhi, can you do that. Can you wake
yourself up in the middle of a dreaming of Wait,
let's analyze this now, what does it mean? I try so.
I told you, guys, I have really bad sleep paralysis,
and sometimes as it's happening, I know it's happening as
it's happening, and I tell myself, wake up, wake up,
this is not real. Get up, what is happening? And
I can't do it, and it makes me crazy. I
know that you both you and Nate have talked about
your sleep paralysis, and I'd never had it, but I
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think I did. I tell you guys, I had it
like about a month ago, and it's awful. It's the
most horrifying thing I've ever experienced in my life. You
feel as if you are wide awake and you just
can't move. You're like the secret I found if you
sleep on your back, you get it more. So I
sleep on my side or my stomach, and I was
on my back. But I'm thinking these these dreams were
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you're feeling as if you're being attacked by something. We're
living in a world and in these lives, we're being
attacked by some bullshit every day. If it's not a
fucked up debate. Then it's then it's a messed up pandemic,
and then screwed up this and that. It's like we're
being attacked every day by something or health reasons or whatever.
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I just googled armadillos in your dream? What do they represent?
Would you like to know armadillo's in particular? What about
flying moose? But I didn't google flying moose, but I
could google flying after But it says to dream of
an armadillo represents your feelings about unbearable resistance, forsaking all
happiness or comfort for the sake of for the sake
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of surviving, or persisting, putting up with conditions that most
people consider terrible as though they were normal. Is that
going on in your Life's going on in all of
our lives? Gandhi, you got the armadillo about moose, So
flying moose is very specific, But a moose in a
dream is a strong masculine energy to your dreams. The
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moose symbolizes strong sense of survival because moose can survive
any challenge that crosses their path. So dream of a
moose can mean your life is under control. But this
is different. This isn't a dream about it's a dream
of a moose that's attacking him. I think that that's
a different a different meanings. So you're not under control. Well,
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the moose is something that's under control, is attacking you,
and you're not in control. So anything with flying, it says,
has represents a sense of freedom. So we're kind of
have to combine both because there's freedom for masculinity. Foggy,
have you been wearing lads underwear lately? Oh? Man? Now
we know what's the plural of moose? Is it? I
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think it's moose, moose's I think it's moose. No, But
you know what I would say moose is just to
piss people off, because I know it would get the
people like Brody going where they would like Moses, miss
because pattern is the plural of goose is geese and
mouse is mice. It's English English, there are no rules
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in England. Moses, I'm going Moses. We have fifteen seconds left,
flying moose legend. Alright, well, no vomiting on today's show.
We didn't sexually harass anyone. Scott say something gross, Scotti
have ten seconds just sharted? What does that mean? I'm
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having a dream of Scotty Sting where I dropped the moose.
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