Let See Your Worst Photo

We pull out our phones and show off our worst photos we have, some of us and some are of each other!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, the fifteen minute morning show podcast. We all survived
the weekend. Hi, y'all, how y'all doing. There's Froggy and
there's Scary, there's Gandhi and Danielle and Scotty B who
is now Mike into the podcast h B. And there's
Brody and there's Garrett. So right before we started, uh

(00:22):
Nate asked the question, what well. I took a picture
recently and I can unequivocally say it is the worst picture.
It is the most embarrassing picture. It is the I
look the dumbest I've ever looked in this picture. And
I just wanted to know if everybody has that picture
that they can show, And if you're listening to this podcast,

(00:43):
you really should be watching it because I found this
picture and I look, I'm embarrassed at how I look.
But it's a thousand of those. It's so embarrassing. He
took one picture that was bad of my Now this one, like,
if you look at it, you're gonna say, I mean,
I should I just show you the picture? Yeah, all right,

(01:05):
this is so I look ridiculous. I can't see. It's
a kind of a glare thing. Describe to look at
me I'm wearing. So I'm wearing not even crocs. I'm

(01:29):
wearing the Walmart knockoff version I went. I went camping,
and I need it. I'm like, I need just some
like camp shoes to walk around, And so I got
that knockoff version where four I am wearing zip off pants,
I am fishing, and look at my hair, and I'm

(01:49):
wearing a camouflage hat I found in the tip. I
have never looked so ridiculous in my life. The most
embarrassing picture I've ever taken now doesn't have to be
a car picture. Or could it be an old one?
Oh god, I've got thousand. Here's one of me after
my eye surgery. Oh good, I mean, but you know,

(02:16):
but that was after surgery. I was forced to look
like that. I'll find a worse. I was at my
friends barbecue last summer, and I guess I was caught
dozing off in the corner and my friends captured this
gem of me looking good. Oh man, I'm trying so

(02:40):
hard to find this one that Brandon took of me.
I was asleep on the couch and I sleep in
like crazy position, so I had one leg up on
the back of the couch and the other one like
half down, so I spread eagle. I had a couple
of chins like scary does, and my mouth was wide open.
I was snoring and my eyes stay half open when
I sleep, so I just looked like a monster. Find
we need it is something we need to see, right,

(03:02):
I gotta find it. And we have dozens of pictures
of Danielle with their mouth. This one, this one might
be worse. I went. I think I went paintball shooting
or something with my family. This is what they made
us were on our not too bad. I found a
post I found a post surgery too, when I had
my jaw reconstructed. All right, you ready for this? This

(03:24):
is right. This is like an hour or two after
Oh my, oh my god. It looks like you lost
a fight and then you were arrested and then your
here's me after I had my hair dyed white? Is
that before? That was before Gandhi? When I went blonde

(03:47):
and Alex said, you know, only hordes go blonde. That's rude.
Here's me in my high school radio station and can't
see it. All right. So my first photo with Ali ever,
she came to my college graduation and my sister is
taking the photo and the sun is in my eyes.

(04:10):
So this is our first photo as like a couple.
Like both parents know we're dating now, and that sun
can be bright. I think that's why they tell us
not to look at the sun. This isn't a picture
of This is one of my favorite pictures ever. This
was This was one of the many times pulled his
pants stuff. So if Greg team was here and he

(04:33):
showed the worst picture of him, it would be that one.
I found one of me after surgery, which if I
zoom in, hang on, you can see the catheter coming out.
I can't see, but you can see the capital to

(04:54):
it looked like your penis was hanging out. No, No,
it wasn't that. That was me. I was like, I
was so drugged up. It's like when they're like, okay,
you can hit the button every fifteen minutes, okay, great,
and so the nurse will come in and say, have
you hit your button yet? Because they can't do it
for you. When I had my surgery, I taped my
button down just never ever come up. Does anybody recognize

(05:16):
this person? He's gonna kill me. This is so not
nice of me to do that. He normally has a
shirt off. In this podcast, the pictures that we have
from my first day on the air with you guys

(05:37):
drive me insane because I was in that stage where
I think I got a little too drunk off of
the blonde highlights and they got lighter and lighter and
it was almost platinum, and my eyebrows are dark as fuck.
It's every time I see that thing, I'm like, damn it,
you can't showing is any photos? Well, you can't really
tell there you look good? The no, no, I'll get

(05:59):
a better one. It's awful. Like my friends of texted
me and been like why why would you let that
be the picture? And then anytime something gets posted about us,
that's the photo that they used. So this isn't a
bad photo. This is like one of those like oh
wow photos. You know the stories where a couple they
were in Disney World, but they were both children and
they were in the same photo together. Uh. My high
school went to the Staten Island Zoo to uh cover

(06:22):
Groundhog Day, so Greg t uh We interviewed Greg T
and the cameraman. I'm the cameraman. So you see this photo.
There's there's the guy and interviewing Greg t Lead. Zoom
in in the background. There is one Alex Carr in
the photo into in the background, way before, way before.

(06:43):
That had to be maybe you're a photo of someone
else that we have. Yeah, OK, I'm gonna say this
in advance, Brodie, you can't be mad at me. I
don't even know how. I have already married you already already.
It's not putting you in a compromising position in any way.

(07:04):
We shaved Puerto Rico. He's got two pair of glasses on.
You're staking, staking glasses. Look at your face. It was
the steak face that made me laugh the hardest. All right, Well,
my friend Brian is not here to defend himself. But

(07:25):
we went to Vegas a long time ago, and he
got so hammered, went back to the room before I did.
And then it was four in the morning. Um. I
entered the room. I'm like, Brian, where are you? Where
are you? And I knocked on the bathroom door. No answer,
but there was a light on in there and there
he was passed out on the toilet asleep. He was asleep.

(07:51):
I had to wake him up, fell asleep in his position.
He must have been there for an hour and a hand. Scary?
What kind of friend would show that with them? Not?
I have a question to scare Brian. Brian went on
to be when he was a radio DJ in Chicago,
he actually made fun of himself and made a T
shirt of this of this post, I have a question.
Was scary when Froggy showed the picture of Kaden on

(08:14):
the toilet, and just now when he showed the picture
of Brian on the toilet, he said, but they're not
here to defend themselves. How would they defend themselves? Because
Brian has actually made fun of himself. He has a
T shirt of that, right, but how would he defend
himself being drunk on a toilet? The pictures speaks for itself,
going to say, this is one of your favorite pictures
of me? Remember this? Yes, because he always wears those

(08:40):
little short socks and he's always outside, so he's tanned
down to his line and white socks. So during this
entire conversation, I've been thumbing through photos. I have so
many photos that are so disgustingly bad I'm not close
to showing them. Danielle isn't the only one that falls
asleep on flights. Because I found of scary man. I

(09:12):
did delete it because I did post it on Instagram
and scaries like, hey, man, could you please delete that?
And I shouldn't have even posted it, but I did
delete it. But I remember that that I was so
fucking angry. That's nice. A shit of me sleeping like
that all the time. And here's one of Danielle sleeping
in Elvis's deck yard. I have a Facebook gallery of
Danielle Scary. Show that scary picture again. I like that.

(09:35):
Here's the thing is, you are here to defend yourself,
so go ahead. Oh God, look at look at my
gut on that he was He was in first class.
This was the shot. This was the picture that I
that I took that I didn't recognize myself in. And
this was the one that inspired me to go to
Dr Fat Loss and lose weight. This is a picture

(09:57):
of me meeting Britney Spears in vague guess uh backstage
and look at her. Let me look at me rather
do even That was two. That was February of two
thousand fourteen, triple overtime Scary. As soon as I said,
I said, I gotta do something about I am disgusted

(10:18):
with that, and I don't even recognize myself. That's what
inspired me. Scary. Where's the famous picture of you in
Elton john Are He's so happy to be taking a
picture with you. Here's one of Scotty be eating I
believe a cricket right we're in Santa Fe. Oh yeah,
not even as a picture of me eating a chicken
finger underneath on the floor. Look at that guy? Who's that?

(10:43):
That's how big I was. Oh my god. Really, whenever
pictures of you like that pop up, I'm like, I
don't even remember. I just don't even remember you like that.
It's what I found in the garage. I found all
your publicity pictures from the late eighties. You want me
to bring them in tomorrow? The Elton john On picture,
he's so angry, just like, who the fund is? This

(11:04):
kind of Yeah, but when Elton dies, that's going to
be his profile picture. Yeah. Look, here's a picture of
me on a very bad day. You look good. Yeah.
There's so many, so many embarrassing photos of other people
in here too. You know. You know what I'm realizing.

(11:27):
I'm realizing I've had a lot of different hair colors
looking you're just realizing that now, like damn look at this.
I like that one. Oh wait, I didn't like that one.
Why is this so fun? I don't know. It's a
great trip down memory lane? It is. It's gotta it's
gotta be boring to the people listening to this podcast
and not, you know, they need to go look at it.

(11:47):
Oh yeah, they got to watch it. My jerk of
a sister. So we have life three sixty where we
track each other where the other one is all the time.
And the photo that she chose to use of me
is one of the ugliest photo as ever. I'm like,
I have my I'm gonna show you what. My cheeks
are puffed out, my eyes are bigger than normal, and
I look more like a frog than I usually do.
I don't know if you guys can look like and alive.

(12:11):
Joined the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Hello, levels are
so hot. I don't know why I have this one.
But that's neat as a cheerleader. Why, I don't know.
That's a great question. Was from eight or ninety nine?
Is that before you were Michael jay Cox? That was
before I was Michael photos? Hang on, I sent one

(12:36):
to Danielle one time. I don't have it anymore. Sorry, Yeah,
I don't want to hang on to that memory. All right,
how much time do we have? Two and a half minutes, minutes,
Remember we made we had this discussion. If you feel
like we're out of gas, just pull the car os.
I think we're out of gas. I mean, when it

(12:56):
comes time for Nate to look for his Michael Jay
Cox photos, it's time to say good alright, We're done, alright,
bye bye, bye bye,