How Do You Like Them Apples

Show we do a Friday 15 Minute Morning show podcast? Also, why is there so much hate for apple picking??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning
Show Podcast. Here we are, there's Brody. Hi, Brodi Bay
Brody he there he is? Hey, good morning, you got

(00:28):
here justin on um anyway, welcome to the podcast. Yeah,
we had a good weekend. It's great. You know what
the only thing missing from this weekend was a Friday
fifteen minute morning show podcast. How we don't do them
on Fridays? No way back when we found out in
our research that less people are around on Friday, Saturday, Sundays,

(00:48):
so we kind of just cut it off on Thursday.
What kind of research is that? Research? Research? That was
research that Nate said we should just go home early
on Fridays? No answer? Does anybody wanted? Yes, we want
to know the answer, because we we had agreed to
do this at the start for them to have another

(01:10):
sales opportunity, and we realized they hadn't been selling it,
and well, nobody likes to stay on a Friday, so
well we'll give them four opportunities to sell it, and
now they finally started to sell it. So if you
want to institute another fifth podcast, Elvis I'm sure they'd
appreciate it, but I don't know. I think we should
do I think we should do Fridays. Let's take it.
There's nine of us here. I vote Yeah. What about

(01:32):
you Froggy. I'm gonna be on that one. Okay, what
about you Daniel Friday or not? Why? Why don't you
want to do? No? No, you don't have to ask why.
We just ask you or nay and we go to
extra questions here, yes or no. I'm gonna say no
because it becomes a logistical nightmare because we have a

(01:53):
Friday show that we have to record for Saturday show.
It's weird anyway. That's the three to one. I'm keeping
track here, we recorded, were we recorded during the show.
We have a show on Frinda. I'm actually also at
that time on Friday morning is getting our Saturday show ready.
So I have other things that that's your problem. That's

(02:13):
three three days one? Yeah, okay, next, Okay, what lame
excuse do you want to Gandhi to not do the
um just because it starts the weekend earlier? To be honest,
is that a name? Mean? You? Elvis? We're doing this
the Elvis and Garrett Friday Podcast. Brodie, what do you

(02:38):
think your nay on the Friday Podcast. Well, considering we
do it during the show right now, I would say yes,
and then when we're back in studio maybe not. But
right now it doesn't take up any extra time. So
Nate is actually the tiebreaker. Actually four to three. It's
four to three right now, so Nate would could make
us a tie or we and then we need to
go to Scotty. So Friday Pod cast, yes or no? Alright,

(03:01):
I'm gonna give you my answer in the zoom room. Yeah,
I know, and I know Elvis that I know there's
many Fridays where you say, why do we have to
do this ship today? And I know that by the
time nine rolls around you are out of gas. And

(03:23):
that happened this last Friday. We had some stuff to do.
When you just look at me, you're like, really, yea,
Friday Friday's hit differently, it really does. Just let me
tell you what would happened. Elvis votes yea, as we
do this right now. But how many times did he go, hey,
I'm not doing that fifteen minute mornings. I have faith
in the man. I have faith in the man. He

(03:43):
wanted to do it. I'm glad you all said nay,
but guess what we're doing it? Why did I even ask?
When I was going to say early on Friday, I
forgot to tell you. We should have all decided with
you and then you would have realized on to do it.
I'll tell you what this Friday at a m if

(04:06):
we decided that point to to put one in the
can for the weekend, we'll do it, all right, Okay? Cool?
I can't wait to see what we decide what. I
don't know why I was thinking this is some sort
of democracy, because I don't know, you know what, We're
a bunch of overpaid radio people who could put another
fifteen minute morning show podcast uh in the in the computer.

(04:34):
It's almost like a little gift. It's like a it's
like a little gift when you wake up and on
that Friday, like, oh hey, that's one lest thing we
don't have to do today. It's like a it's like
a small gift. Anybody purchase clinic bonus? You know, gone
to your being very quiet. I just am laughing at
a lot of the things going on. Like Garrett is
so anxious, He's like, yes, just the two of us,

(04:56):
let's go Friday podcasts. I love that scary one. Vomit.
I'm just gonna have to be You'll see me in
the background doing other things. You're gonna see my ass
during those fifteen minutes because I'm working these computers behind
me at that time. But then you won't be able
to do it. I'd be like Scotty Bay, It's okay,
I'll be I'll be present, but not omnipresent. My favorite

(05:19):
thing was scary is his his version of being present
is not present. We've been talking about like apples and
how round and red they are on the air, and
he'll come back and go, oh my god, you know
what I saw this weekend? An apple? It's so round
and red. Scary We're just talking about that. I think
I did that to you guys this morning, not realizing
that Nate covered something that then I covered twenty minutes later,

(05:39):
and you're like, hello, I talked about neuticles already. What
are you doing apple picking this weekend? Slow? You take
you take a kid apple picking for the first time.
He wants everything, like he literally wanted every apple, you know, Daniel,
and I realized it's perfect for you. You know how
you like to go to the super market and eat

(06:00):
food before you pay for it, You can do that
in an apple orchard and you do not have to
worry about you throw the core on the ground and
it's all goods stealing. It's not stealing. Show you are
you supposed to wash it? Like? Don't things? Maybe poop
on those apples? I probably need to wash those. Probably
can I shoot on apple picking for a while? It's

(06:20):
so pointless. How much did you pay for that bag, Garrett?
About forty bucks? You go to the store, those apples
will be like ten tops. Right, Yeah, it'sperience. It was
it was labor. Let's talk about the experience. Why? Why fun?
Some trees and fruit. It is kind of like very romantic.

(06:44):
It's beautiful out there and it's nice to just you know,
last year and it's a competition. Danielle talked to me
and taking my family and some stupid ass corn maze,
and so we went through this corn maze. In the
middle of the corn maze, it started fucking pouring rain.
It was light thundering, No, it was thundering, a lightning.
We couldn't find our way out. We had to stay
out there. It was my fault because because you said

(07:06):
it was fun, it was not. It is fun. We
got lost in the corn Maze once and they had
to send security and to find that that's so much
fun lost. I find a complete d ask that you
go to an orchard and they charge you to borrow
their apple grabber because you need and you know the
long sticks, the rent you have to rent it. Had

(07:27):
we moved on from apples to corn Maze's no, I'm
going back to apples. You know what we used to
do in the Elvis just said happen in the Bronx.
We would hide some of the apples in the trunk
so we wouldn't have to pay really would get next
to the bodies. Yeah, because you paid by the pound.

(07:48):
You paid by the pounds, so if you put cups
some in the trunk, they didn't know a thief. I'm
not know. It was back in the I don't deliberately
leave stuff at the bottom of my shopping card. I don't.
That was one time and was an accident. Our friend
Rosanna Scatto, who does Good Day New York on Fox five,
my best friend. She's from Dyker Heights, Brooklyn, Right. She's

(08:08):
a tough, tough girl. I just like her name anyway.
So she was out here in the country, out of
here in beautiful New Jersey, and we were driving by
someone's house and the front it says, here, here's some flowers.
To put some money in the box and just take
the flowers. It's an honor system. They have those here.
If you if someone grows vegetables, or they have eggs,

(08:30):
fire chickens, you know, firewood. You just put money in
the box. You take what you need. She's like, what
the funk, Let's just go get and go, Rosanna. You
gotta be nice, You've gotta be fair. I mean, just
put the money. And she said, I'm from Brooklyn. Who
would do something so stupid? Box and take really Halloween

(08:52):
candy balls out and they put just take one. I
don't gotta go anymore. Exactly things we have on the
video of the kid in the neighborhood. You did that
to us, took the bowl and dumped it in the bag.
To this day, I have not told him that I
know he did it, but I know he didn't. You
know who it is. It's funny. I don't know. It's

(09:13):
just it's so funny to me. Someone from Brooklyn or
the bronx. Let's scroll over. I know exactly where she's
coming from. I grew up five blocks away from her,
and I would have had the same exact reaction. In fact,
I saw a pickure of the pumpkin thing and there
was like a thing on the side of the road. Here,
take a pumpkin and leave us a tip or leave
us money for it. I don't understand how people actually

(09:34):
leave actual money for people come along. That is true,
someone could steal the money, guys. Yeah, once again, Scary
is saying that if you're from Brooklyn, then you're a thief,
and so he's speaking for all of you. Right. According

(09:55):
to Scary, where we grew up, nobody speaks well. Everybody
can make up words. We're all thieves, and we have
no culture, and we don't travel and we don't know anything.
How does it because of where we were born? How
does that make? It makes me feel like maybe I
didn't grow up there, and maybe I have a false
memory because the people in my family are all bright

(10:15):
and cultured and we don't steal. So maybe it's just
Scary's house. When he says neighborhood, maybe he means his house.
But don't you find it a little awkward. I mean
people are leaving an open bin of you. You put money,
and not only can you not pay, but some of
might come along and steal the whole damn or whatever
from Those are assholes, Like what about honest people? Like

(10:37):
people who are good? Assholes in the suburbs? Okay, shopping
there scary when you go shopping and you do the
self checkout at the grocery store, you could just walk out, right,
So they're all stupid. Also, I'm not saying me. I'm
just trying to protect from other people. Are there assholes
around me? You said? You said, I don't understand how

(10:59):
this opens you. You did say right, because there are
assholes rotating around my universe. I might be a good person.
I was brought up well like Brody and I have
all the same traits of qualities. Just mentioned that there
are assholes rotating around my universe. Yeah, he's the sun.

(11:23):
The visual of anus is going into in the middle.
What are you doing, I'm building an apple tower. Say
say it was worth it? Look at this? You know
what I don't get in the suburbs and people leave
their car keys in their car and their doors unopened,
and then they're like, why would someone steal my car? Well,

(11:45):
let the inside the car. Yeah, this happens all the
time in my town. I'm like, you do not take
the keys? Is a guy will go to the store
and leave the engine running. I'm saying, how much time
does it take to push on? We had to do
it yesterday. Actually, my son's car battery was going dead,
so we drove the car to Walmart. We left it
running because we didn't want to shut it off, and

(12:07):
we came back out it was still there. Like I mean,
if you're honest and the car's running, scary to steal
it scary? Do you know that the instructions that safe
Flight the company safe Place, they actually tell you to
leave your keys in the windshield so someone could come
along and just freaking drive away with your car. Because

(12:29):
people are assholes honest steal ship. Yeah, well there are
assholes out there. If you find money on the ground here,
do you look around to see who it belongs to
or do you just put in your pocket and walk away? Dude,
that's it's mine, that's it. Money doesn't have anything. If
I see cash on the floor, it's mine. But what
if someone's looking for it, like, if you can, I
give it back. M scary. I believe in karma way

(12:53):
too much to actually steal stuff. I just feel like
if and when I do the bad thing, it's coming
for me in some way some how. Even if she
is slow acting, karma always delivers. Harry has often said
if he finds money or cashier gives him extra money,
he would not give it back because it comes around.
He's been screwed, so it's his turn to screw back.

(13:14):
Don't change it, Scary, you are not an honest person.
You would always take the extra money. That's not Listen,
if I knew that someone's register is gonna fall short
and that they're gonna get fired at the end of
the day, that's different. But I'm talking about money on
the floor. If I'm standing in the here a place,
in a restaurant, I see money on the floor, I'm
not gonna pick it up and be like, hey, who's okay?

(13:35):
Then you know why? So then my seventeen year old
son who found over a hundred dollars on the ground
just a couple of weeks ago and a stairwell turned
it in. It happened to be one of the waitresses
there who had dropped on her way out to the car.
She got her money back. So you're saying that he
is wrong for turning I mean that's the right thing
to do. He knew that money didn't belong to him,
he turned it in, and he got back to the

(13:56):
right person as long as you could prove that it
belongs a person. Otherwise, some other dishonest person is going
to be like, that's my money, and then they're gonna
walk away with it. Scary. You should look at it
as like, Okay, I just found this lot of money.
I could either make someone's day way worse or potentially
make their day way better, And you actively choose to
make it worse. No, I would not. You guys are

(14:16):
putting words in my mouth. Elvis please help me. No,
he's reaching out for Elvis to help. No, I'm boring. Actually,
I have a totally separate topic that I really concerned about,
and we should probably do it tomorrow's morning show. So
my wife has an O. B. G. Y in appointment
today and she just came in here to say goodbye
to me. She's all dressed up, makeup on looks amazing.

(14:40):
Is hot. I don't even know. I don't know it's
him or her. I don't know. But my point is
that she hasn't gotten this dressed up and look this
great in weeks. My point is, you get this dressed
up and look this great to go to the O
B G. Y N Y. They ain't looking at your face,
Yes they are. I think Scotty Bee's wife does the
same thing. I think she gets very dressed. I've got

(15:01):
questions when she gets home. I don't understand what assume
I must assume? Uh and O B G. Why? And
visit is an important visit. You want to make a
connection with that with that physician. You want to make
a connection with them because it's a very, very important
part of your health. So I say, dress up and
look and look your best. Okay, sorry, I'm back. We're

(15:22):
talking about veginas. But anyway, what else? I had an
idea for this week, and I was talking to Froggy
about it. Let's open up the floodgates to the zoom room.
We couldn't do that, by the way, and see how
many people we can get during the fifteen minute morning show.
See how many people we can get into the zoom

(15:42):
room and just have fun. With it, we can fill up.
I think I can do a hundred people in my account.
I'm not quite sure. I think it's a hundred of people,
but I think, but I think it'll be fun. We
can control the mute on this side, so we could
we could talk when need be, and let's see how
many people we can get into a zoom room. All right,
he's a great good idea. Thank you. See, this is
why we're doing the Friday Show, me and you together

(16:03):
because no one else wants to say anything. Garrett Elvis
Friday Show. Yeah, we'll work on the name, but it's fun.
We did it own time. Frog seconds. Oh, let's just
leave early. They have their alcohol. Let's leave fifteen seconds
early every day. So we'll add it back on Friday
when the Pride. We'll have a whole minute in fifteen
seconds while we're made it up. It's a minute and

(16:25):
fifteen second morning show podcast. All right, guys, what are
you drinking today? What's your what's your bottoms up? Hey,
Josh Hadden? What is this called stolen? Oh Egan, it's whiskey,
it's good, yeah, singles something bourbon? Bottoms up? Bitches. Thank you,

(16:46):
we'll see you Tomorrow fifteen minute morning show