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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents Morning Show. Oh, a very special fifteen minute
morning show podcast. You're so so fortunate to be here
for this. What we're gonna do is we're actually going

(00:24):
to do a live break on the Wednesday show during
the middle of this podcast. It's great, you're gonna see
if it work on a on our real radio show.
But keep in mind when we're doing that, we can't
use any any curse words. Taille, why do you see me?
It was the one that was letting the F word
all over the place yesterday. Stay them all now and

(00:48):
that way we get them out of the way for no, No,
don't do that. Now. We're having a little technical issue
with Brody and Garrett. Are they both on now? Yes? Hello, Garrett,
Why are you in the shower of the toilet? No,
I'm actually no toilets to my left. I'm actually in
the bathtub right now. I'm in the bathtub. He's dirty. Well, No,

(01:09):
Ali had a meeting and now she's in the bathroom
with me doing her makeup because she has a big meeting.
So she's right next to me as as I'm doing this.
So let's let's look at her. What can you say? Hello?
Hold on there, Hi, Ali, Hi, Hi. She's working doing
makeup to get them. Oh yeah, I just got the finger.

(01:31):
I got the finger. I wouldn't tell you what you want.
Here in the zoom room, there's Froggy, there's Danielle. There's Scary,
and there's uh Gandhi and Straight and Nate, and you
can see Scotty B but he can't hear us. And
of course uh the bathtub is Garrett, and then there's Brody, Hey, Brody, Hey, Elvis.
What's going on with you today? Oh? Not much. I'm

(01:52):
just enjoying the comments on Instagram. The people who feel
bad for me that you didn't say hi to me
when you came to my neighborhood. You know, those are
the only people. May I clarify that believe that's there's
more to the story. I was actually going out from
my anniversary lunch, so you would not have wanted to
be there, right, And we didn't. We didn't want you there.

(02:13):
I mean, it was more of it. We were going
to town and I said, Hi, it's it's over right,
water water under the bridge. Absolutely sure. That sounds very convincingly.
So how are we going to do this break. What
are we doing? Scary? Well, in two minutes, we have
to go live and on the radio, and then you're

(02:34):
going to introduce the phone tap, So we're gonna you're
gonna hear this network re entry stage or this thing
that introduces the show, and then you're gonna talk and
dispute what you want for about sixty seconds like we
do every day. And here's here's David Brodie's phone tap. Okay,
and then we're gonna go back. But we're gonna do
it live on the podcast, which is nice, and they

(02:54):
will come back from that and we'll kind of talk
about what we just did. It so interesting, so much fun,
and we can't hear Nate well. People will be able
to see me give you the rap sign because I'm
always telling you to wrap it up. They'll be able
to now, scary, how long does he have to talk? Here?
Is there a certain time? Seconds? About seconds? I've got

(03:16):
sixty seconds to fill That doesn't have to be exact.
This is radio, we don't have to be you know.
This is the interesting part too, because everyone asked like, hey,
so before you turn the micsone, what happens? Like, how
do you think about what you're about to say. So
we're about to exactly, we don't think that's coming up
in one minute, so you better think about something to
say on the radio really fast. The truth is, if
we had thought this out, we wouldn't be doing this

(03:37):
ship this way. So we proved we really didn't think
about anything. And to that point, don't forget, do not curse,
because when we go from this to that, it's gonna
be live and lose everything. I won't say funk when
we're on the I promise the entire empire or or motherfucker,
none of that stuff. Sorry, this is the first we've

(04:01):
never shown everybody exactly how we prepare for a tough
bring But are we prepared? We prepared? Were not prepared.
They get to see the clock behind you that your
big head always blocks, and Elvis asks when are we
coming back? So here comes apart where I say thirty
seconds everybody, okay. Normally you wait and say like ten seconds.

(04:25):
Here's what I what we're not seconds? Okay, calm down,
that's that's an eternity. How you're so jittery today? Are
you on crack again? Are you taking those memory pills?
Those diet pills. Put your headphones on. Everyone they're on radio, everyone,

(04:51):
Elvis drand in the Morning show. Okay, so here we
are alive. Don't use any foul language. What we're doing now,
we are in the middle of recording our fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast on the Zoom Room with Brody and
Garrett and Scottie B and Straighten, Eate and Gandhi and
part of Scary his brain is not functioning today there's
Froggy and Danielle. So what we had to do is

(05:12):
we had to interrupt that to do this. So if
you want to watch us do this live break, make
sure you watch and listen to the fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast later at Elvis Duran Show on Instagram. Right, all, right, now,
what do we do? How much time do we have
left in this forty seconds before we have to introduce
the phone tap? Okay, we're about to introduce a day
Brody phone tap. Also, we remind you that Friday and
Saturday we're doing it over eight and fifty stations will

(05:34):
be broadcasting across America our I Heart Radio Music Festival,
and I'll be hosting along with Danielle and Garrett. Now
we we we've switched out, Garrett, I'm okay, Okay, it's
gonna be it's gonna be really amazing. Make sure you're
watching Friday and Saturday on the c W app as well.

(05:56):
How much time left? As much time as you need
to just any you know, how much time do we
need to get from? Ten seconds? All right, and now
it's time to give you a phone tap. This one
from some arguable to say the king of all phone taps,
Brody from Brody and Scary. Here we go to the
phone tap el Dran phone taps intro Ever, Okay, can

(06:21):
we just address how scary you really do lose your ship?
Sometimes he was acting like when there was a problem
and he knocked Danielle over God threw me into the mall.
We knew there was sixty seconds, and he kept asking, Scary,
how long do we have as long as you want
to go? Everybody in radio put your headphones on. Yeah, yeah, Garrett.

(06:44):
He's acting for the camera because we're recording this, so
he wants everyone to see like what he would normally do.
But we know if these cameras weren't on, it would
be we're on and then we would have the not
always or he'd be on his phone. Gay, let me
ask you are things okay? Because we've noticed several times
today even people have been commenting on a text that

(07:07):
you seem to be a little out of sort. I
think I know what the problem is. Covid double cup
of coffee. I made a cup of coffee in the
back from the DeLonge machine, and then the next thing,
you know, Scottie B hands me a Duncan coffee, so
I drank sponsor's drop. Normally, normally I limit myself to

(07:32):
eight ounces of coffee because that's my sweet spot. Every day.
That's just enough to get my brain. Let's just do that, okay,
on behalf of everyone on the show, and of course
your your career depends on it. I really don't want
you to ever have more than one coffee cup of
coffee ever. Again, I legit had about twenty ounces if
I may. Yeah, it is a little bit much funny.

(07:54):
Here's the thing. You start flipping out, and then it
makes me start flipping out because you make me a
nervous wreck because you're I mean you look at you.
I mean you're you're climbing the walls. You're wigging up. Man,
I'm sorry, I don't apologize tomorrow. Do you all agree,
Les Caffine? Yes? Do you drink some water spring? Yeah?

(08:23):
He quickly takes it out of how's the LG TV
behind you? Blame the coffee? All right? So does anyone
have anything they want to proclaim or to introduce to
the Zoom Room fifteen minute morning show podcast. I got
a fight going on with my five year old? Why
are you fighting your five year old? He wants to
be Chucky for Halloween. That's a great No, he hasn't

(08:48):
seen them. He hasn't seen the movie. We haven't. You
want to use a real knife, I'll get the dollar.
So a doll has been floating around my my wife's
family for years. Uh, and now it's in our house
and he hasn't seen the movie. He has to see
the movie this week. But that's that's kind of a
problem showing a five year old Chucky. But he all
he thinks is Chucky is just a doll and doesn't
understand what Chucky is about. But he's perfect size to

(09:11):
be Chucky. I would love me Chucky. Don't traumatize him
with what Chucky is, he says, give him a real knife.
It'll be really well, then you know that happened once
in my house with Pretty Little Liars, because I was
watching it with my older son and my little son.
I guess was watching it. At one point he comes
and he opens the drawer and he goes picks out

(09:31):
a big knife and he goes, look mom like pretty
little Liars. I'm like, oh, give me that. Let's sit
down and have a conversation. In the old chucky movies,
they are so cheaply produced. I watched. I'm like, I
can't get scared because it's so stupid. Were you he's
going to get the doll? You know what? What? N

(09:55):
You make a very good point because if you watch
a scary movie from like twenty years ago, and god forbid,
like ninety years ago, like Dracula or The Wolfman, how
can anybody get scared by that? It's not not at all.
It's a funny movie. When you accept for the shining,
that movie will still scare the crap out of me.

(10:15):
Those two little twin girls in the hallway, I'm like, God, no,
get them away. What My wife and I my wife
Ali and I thought it would be funny one night
to put the doll in front of our son's door.
So middle of the night he comes running out. He
has a bloody nose out of nowhere. He got a
bloody nose out of nowhere, blood everywhere, the dolls standing there.
He just you know, Ran said, We're like, it's that's perfect,

(10:38):
perfect timing on the Chucky made it happen. My favorite
part of you working from home is the fact that
Max and Ali go at it times a day and yeah,
I killed twelve more. Let me go check the dogs.
Maybe the dogs are trying to swap the yellow Jack's
away over under. He comes back just left in the podcast.

(11:05):
Oh cool, And we'll talk about the Halloween costumes we
would do but we can't because wait, are we gonna
still do it? Though? We're gonna have a Halloween show
on the Friday, So are we gonna just like show
up in the Zoom room in our costumes? It's Tello
made for COVID. I mean people wear masks for Halloween. Yeah.
I've been growing my hair out since this pandemic began

(11:26):
so that I can be Will Ferrell from the movie
Semi Pro in the little NBA shorts from the seventies
and a tank top with my hair all poofed out,
still have those shorts. No matter what, do you guys
do the same thing that girls do as far as like,
oh it's Halloween, this is my chance to sort of
hold it up more than normal because you just talked

(11:47):
about those shorts. Shorts, and I know you want us
to all look at your movies. Yeah, what are the
way they call it horrorween or whatever. I feel like
guys should be able to do that too. I agree
with you. I do. I feel like that's all of
a sudden, every guy who I never have seen shirtless
a shirtless because they're like shirtless guy from Semi Pro

(12:08):
don't have the body to do that. I look like
an idiot. I'd be better off going as like the
Mitchel entire Man or something like. That's a that's a
great cash you should go with on Marshmallow, Harry mar
Oh my god, how much time do we have to
fill up? After you have two minutes left? Karen? I

(12:32):
want that Chucky doll? Yeah, no, you could have it
if it keeps on causing terror throughout my house. I
do believe we weren't. Did anyone notice that we're being
joined by more I Heart Radio people in our names wrong.
I don't see the the cameras aren't on just their names. Yeah,

(12:55):
do you see those names later on when you watch
this back? No? They ended them out. I how many
people can we fit in this room? I know I
have a zoom room. I can do like a hundred
people in. I've never used it. This is the This
is the pro version, So I guess as many as
they will allow. This is the we we pay for
this version. This isn't the free version, right, I pay
for my version? Is this my version we're using? Or

(13:16):
is this a different one? I don't know. Well, you know,
if you sign in, then you know what this. I
signed in with my credentials. I've got my own. What's
going on? What's going on in the Scotty Be studio? Alcohol?
Oh my god? What you drive? A bottle of cutty
Stark from like the sixties. They can only have like

(13:36):
a half half of a bud light and then it's wasted.
You know, that's the cutty Stark. He brought it from
his dad's liquor cabinet and it's from here. Is he
still has the seal on the top? You know? Is
still good? Is this still good? Fifty years later, drink it, twig,
Scotty Gandhi, what's the shelf life of cutty sark? Scary?

(13:58):
Drink it? Scar you'll drink it? No, he can. He
has too much coffee today. We have a minute left.
We have to hurry and drink it. He won't get home.
One Scary says it has an indefinite shelf life, even
after it's been opened. Do you want to drink something
that has an indefinite shelf life? I think now it's
become cough, medicine or real quickly, got to do before
this college dress ends. So you planted the seed in

(14:20):
my head, Danielle, I will be eating Swedish meatballs tonight
for dinner. Good good for you? Think about my son's
spilling them all over the damn rug. I probably won't.
Do you want me to do this? How old is
this liquor? Scary? Scary? Were almost at a time I've
used ammer and like you don't spit it out? Go oh,
we couldn't even finish it, and subscribed to taste What

(14:47):
does it taste like? It tastes like? What does it
taste like? You doesn't even taste like it taste just
like turpentine or paints up. What if somebody drank it
all and then filled it up with a mystery liquid
like we used to do to our parents. Male polish.

(15:10):
Did you hear that old man cough that Nate did? Guy,
it was chucky, It was chucky. He's like an eight
year old man. How are you doing, Nate Bert? Alright,
we're up on time. The fifteen minute Morning Show

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