Skeery's Surprise

What starts out as a surprise for Skerry's girlfriend Robin then turned into going down memory lane!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first Minute Morning Show. Yeah, the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
We got a full house today. We got Froggy. They're scary.

(00:23):
There's Danielle. There's an empty studio where Scotty be. There
he is I Scotty way, he can't hear us. We
can talk about it. There's Gandhi, there's Nate, there's Brodie,
there's Garrett. We have a special guest coming on second Yeah. Yeah,
should we bring her in? If you want to bring
her in right now? We want to do this right
up front. I think we should. This is great, this

(00:44):
is awesome. She has no idea what's about to happen.
She had no clue. Scary, take it away. It's all
you my girlfriend. Robin, welcome Hurt to the zoom room
in the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. Robbin. Wait, well
she's on the second screen. Oh there she is? Yeah,
hey Robin. Yeah, So anyway, you're gonna just take this away.

(01:04):
So all right, So Scottie b he's he's the best.
He texts me yesterday and he's like, dude, you gotta
get your girlfriend. The fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. You've
always accused her of being a groupie. Are you not
a groupie? That you're not a radio groupie? On him

(01:31):
like this all the time. Anyway, So anyway, Robin, Hey, Hey,
lucky for you, Robin, I know out Um we kind
of we found an artifact. Um, you were a big
fan of Z one hundred, the radio station in New
York and the the show Love Phones right with Dr
Judy and Chris Jagger. It was a Narration one show.

(01:55):
You know what's going on here? And you used to
follow Z one hundred everywhere, didn't you. Yes, well there
was a promotion we did with Alice in chains In
and Dr Judy and Jagger were there, and so was
I guess. Well, Scotty b was in the garage. Scotty,

(02:16):
you can come in here too. You found this at
Scott He's like, dude, dude, I'm sifting to twenty five
year old pictures right now, and I think I found
your girlfriend. Robin. Is this Robin? Oh my god? What
if I don't even remember this? Oh I do? Okay? Oh, backstory,
back story, well yeah, what what is going on here?

(02:39):
And and so Scotty here, why don't you that was?
That was an event at Tower records with PM Dawn
and uh a couple of other random artists in ninety six.
Oh yeah, I think Sponge was there. Oh yeah, my favorite.
It says sins in the background, like, well that's what
was on sale that we met. And if we had

(03:00):
Alison change Sponge and PM Dawn out of the I
Heart Radio Music Festival this year. You never know year
old picture and it's in mid condition. Scotty found it
in the garage yesterday. I recognized that. Yeah. I was like,
is this Robin, Oh my god, my list my lipstick? No,

(03:21):
were you already talking with me the same like five
years later you really have an aged at all? Maybe,
but holy crap, yeah different, different lipstick. Now, whatever you do,
don't show the other picture I gave you because Elvis
will get mad at me. That's all I can say.
Why there's this picture here? This was a promotion we
did at a bowling alley with the band Aqua that

(03:44):
did the Barbie Girl. I remember I got stuck in
an elevator. Yeah, yeah, they got stuck. Kind of hold
that picture up and we'll hold on. Why do I
not want to see this? Well, because you hate when
I pull out old pictures. Of you. It's a cool picture.
You're wearing a Hawaiian shirt. I'm sure it's not cool.
Let's see. Can't you see what this me in the
Hawaiian shirt on the right. All right, take it down

(04:05):
to tell you that's good. Thank you, Thank you anyway away, Robin.
I thought that would make your dad. I wanted to
surprise you with that. Thank you. We get to keep it, yeah,
of course we get to keep it. He's calling you
a groupie. He was gonna make your day, Robin. Follow
the radio station everywhere the radio station went when she

(04:27):
was fifteen years old, and my mom used to take
and here's the proof. That's all. I just wanted to
show you that. It's a visual. That's why we do it.
We do it on the podcast. Thanks you're welcome, girlfriend
of groupie, Robin. Did you have a crush on Scary
yet or did you, like even have any interest in
him at the time? Still, No, we just taught that.
I asked him about radio, and I plubed him for

(04:49):
information and stuff, and then I don't know, and then
he disappeared. It's like, like, here's my girlfriend, Robin. She's
a star fucker. When was the last time you pumped
him for information. You can go about your day if

(05:11):
you'd like. Christmas, she took some time out. She she
had a move a meeting for this. I thank you, Robin.
I really like, what's that? What's that? Got another picture
of you? I think that that's me and someone? Can

(05:31):
we talk about what a hoard or Scotty b is.
I went to Action Park and I lived was Wayne Scotty.
Scotty talk about he had sifted through all of these
pictures because he was there. These were going to be
thrown away, right well, they were. They were getting destroyed

(05:55):
because the wait, we can't sorry anyway, they're they're they're
not getting thrown away, but they're getting destroyed because of
rat droppings and water and whatnot that's coming through the
ceiling and the promotions garage. But you know, that's a

(06:16):
part of my history here. So I wanted to save them.
And I saw boxes from so I pulled them all
and I started going through them. And there's some like
goofy pictures of all of us. And by the way,
we don't need to see any more of your goofy
pictures Thursdays for weeks and months ago, for years, for years, all.

(06:38):
This is like me. I do not want to see
old pictures of myself. I can't believe leave the house
looking the way that I used to. I don't want
to see new pictures of it. Look. I look like
I'm wearing my like a ballet practice unit, Haard or something.
Billy Elliott over there, Oh my gosh, you scary. Danielle
and myself all look like we have the same top
on with and I have the V neck. That's it.

(07:01):
You want to see a picture of me in kindergarten.
I don't know what the hell my mother was thinking
letting me wear this? What is it? And wear that today? Danielle,
you look just like your mother. You look like your mother.
Your face is like your mother's facing it. I'm like, mom,
she goes, that's the cutest outfit. I go, Mom, that's horrible.

(07:23):
You let me. What the hell were you thinking? I
was in kindergarten? It was very very cute. Hey, so Brody,
what happened on yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast? I
totally missed out? Was it good? We were questioning whether
Gandhi had diarrhea or not? What a show? And yesterday

(07:43):
she did it? Today she does not people. Yesterday's podcast
was all about poop, and for some reason we didn't
talk about Odell Beckham Jr. You guys don't know that?
Did he not deny that? We wouldn't you necessarily didn't
nay it? He posted a picture and said, you can't
stop my pivot no matter what is you talk? He said,

(08:06):
ship you walk? What was the story? I don't even.
The rumor was he's into poop. He likes he likes
to be pop. Yeah, he plays for the Browns. Who
got it? Mama talked about how he deemed her and
asked her to send video of herself taking a duke
and then she did and then he flew her out

(08:29):
or he wanted to fly her out so that she
could crap on his chest. Okay, So question do we want?
Do we want the fifteen minute morning show podcast to
cover fecal matter two days in a row? Or should
be spread it out? Haven't I? Do you love any
but enough that if they asked you to send him
a picture of that you do it? I would not

(08:50):
send it because I love you. Yeah, because you love yourself.
You don't want to be remembered. That was Scott. He's
got a picture of it from he would be the
one to do it. That's disgusting if it was in
a funny shape. I gotta tell you, it feels good
to be in the studio, even though it's with COVID

(09:13):
dripping Scary Nate in the other room. I've got Scotty b.
It feels really good. You know, several months ago, coming
into the city would make me just so anxious. I
would shake and my stomach would get sick. Being a
Manhattan today feels good. It's right back to I have
more and more friends who are moving back to the
city and they're saying that it feels like it's it's

(09:33):
opening up. As long as you're safe in doing so,
you know, you're good. Yeah. I guess it was super
weird picking up my kids from school yesterday because there's
a whole new like check out routine where you have
to like scan a QR code and then sign and
then go through a door. And it used to be
just pull up, get the kids, get back in the car,
but now it's like almost a fifteen twenty minute process.

(09:56):
Well they do that because of people like Scary He
shouldn't he had a school anyway. I mean period. I'm sorry.
According to the judge, there's a man in a white
van outside picking of your children. He says he has candy.
So I got something to show you. Oh, I have

(10:18):
a picture. While you're looking, I was looking for did
anybody else have old school pictures on their phone? I
found a picture of me when I was Oh, there's Ali.
We found out that Nate is highly allergic to uh
to Ali? H look in my eye. Wait a minute,
if we pick a day to come in the studio
and be together, will you bring Ali even though Nate

(10:38):
is allergic to it? I should probably respect, you know,
Nate's Nate's actually should probably be around Ali because I
think I grew a tolerance to Max. I think so
he just needs more days around Ali. Yeah, just coming tomorrow. Okay, hang,
oh god, oh my god, bury your face into Ali.

(11:00):
Come on, come on. Nate becomes murdered. I just hitch,
did you just get tea bagged? Is this going to
cause another stroke? H no, but maybe anaphylactic shock assault

(11:21):
by a deadly He is so cute, though, Now what
do you think? Ali's wondering? What the hell just happened?
He's like, what the fund is that guy rubbing his
face in my belly for I gotta tell you Ali
in front of our building here on thirty two, thirty
two Avenue, Americas, Ali took the biggest poop. We're back
to poop again. Let's change this something Nate said he

(11:41):
found an old school picture. He was about to show
a picture of me as a child. So when I
would fall asleep in front of the TV, I would
do this. You know, we had one of those TVs
that was basically a piece of furniture. It was the
console TV surrounded by wood and it was kind of
floor level. So I would sit in front of the
TV like this, and I would always fall asleep. And

(12:01):
that was me at like, falling asleep in front of
the TV, probably watching Transformers of g I Joe, that's
a that's Nate during a scary phone tap speaking of
somebody sent me a picture of them meeting Jasmine from

(12:24):
at Disney and and like the Prince, and I swear
to gosh, look at the Prince. Tell me that's not Nate.
Did you work with I have more doppelgangers. My friends
sent me another one over the weekend. Let me see

(12:44):
if I can find it. It's some guy dancing, and
he said, oh my god, this looks like Nate and
the guy from Dexter. Hang, or you do look like
the guy from Dexter. Yeah, let me see. Oh oh
my god, you dance like you dance like the white

(13:04):
man over bite. Oh my god, it does look like me.
It is so. I just found an old school picture
of me and my sister Jennifer when we were kids,
and my parents being irresponsible for allowing us to play
with one of the most dangerous toys in the world.
Bangers our neck. Look at this, Look at the combangers

(13:25):
around our neck. Com bangers. These two down. We can't
see your face. We can't see your face. Hello, scary,
Can can I give us a close up? Scary? Look
at the com bangers? Look at the combankers on his sister.

(13:48):
Eight years old, Brodie Very moved to California. Brodie, you
better watch out. We're two hard balls. String do the
motion and you would like this and the balls were hit.
They're also known as click clacks, and if you swung
up around you could beat the crap out of I
think I've seen this video on porn humb before. Scary.

(14:11):
If you have two kick bangers scary If you have
two combangers in your hand, what would that look like?
But it looks those hands scary to Did you guys
hear what they did the kombangers. We've talked about this.
So the combangers that I think they're made out, they
made out a loose sight or plastic or something made
out of glass when I was a kid. Glass. Yeah.

(14:32):
Still I still have them somewhere in my base. Heavy heavy, Yes, Daniel,
that's why they Here's what they did. There's these round
translucent balls and different colors, right, and you go cock
cock cock. Anyway, they outlawed them. They wouldn't let them
sell them anymore. So the hotel chain called Hyatt, they
bought their entire warehouse of kobangers and they built these

(14:54):
long cobanger strings in their lobbies and all of their
high rise hotels or what's the country. So kobaygers don't
feel sorry for the kobayor people they made money from. Wow,
isn't it funny? How I know some bullshit that really
matters nothing. You have just made that whole ship up
and we wouldn't have known the differences. The Fifteen Minute

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