August 27, 2020 • 12 mins
Elvis lost power during the podcast and turned into a robot...and everyones shirts stayed on!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Presents Minute Morning Show. Whoa, we're back the fifteen
Minute Morning Show podcast. So far all our shirts are on.
(00:24):
It can change never. So there's Froggy, there's Danielle, there's
Straight Night, there's Gandhi. There's Scotty b who can't hear us.
It's like going to the zoo and looking at the exhibit,
the animally in the exhibit, but he's like animal. They're scary.
Having a little sip of water. There's Garrett from the
Kitchen and of course Brody Brodie. What's behind you today?
You always have something interesting for your show until not
(00:44):
today have a flashlight? But I do. I do have
something that plugs in and lights up for the next
time we do one of these. Did you say flash
light or flashlight? It cut out? Flush light flash the
bad reconnection to hold on. If this was a fight,
(01:08):
much much bigger. Yeah, let the girth going on there.
Hey guys, I think I'm having technical difficulties too, you
guys my head. Oh oh, hey, I wish I had
a button on my machine that would do that. So
I decided I didn't want to do stuff anymore. Just
that it's just wait, but he did freeze. Look he's frozen,
(01:32):
So something did happen. Oh, he's just not moving. He's
sitting there very still. Yeah, having never worked on the
cell phone, as anybody tried that, I hit the mute
all the time. If I don't want to have a
continue the conversation, I'll just continue talking. But it sounds
(01:54):
exactly like that to try that. Very good. I have
the friends that try to go and like, he's calling me,
let me answer this on speaker phone. Hold on, all right,
don't or you can say bad words. Hello, hello Elvis.
(02:14):
Now he's not answering. He has no service down in
the basement. Oh no, all right, well we'll just I
guess it would. I think he's truly frozen. His face
is moving, his face is moving. We have to go
by his face. Movie. See this is what he gets
from making fun of Scottie. Now we can only see
(02:36):
him and not hear him. Does he look like I'm
frozen like this? No? Here, nobody ever freezes in a
flattering position, going Hi, you're on the podcast. I have
no internet. Oh do you have a button that you
(02:57):
pushed when you decide you're like tired? Of listening with
us that you're just pushing it just shuts all the
ship off and you know how to do with us anymore?
Telling me he's still on camera though, because it intermittently moves,
so he's still kind of lies. Oh so we can
still see you on camera? Well he hung up. He
(03:19):
hung up. He's like, oh, ship, they can still see me.
I have another button to put. He's frozen and not frozen,
and I think he forgot to pay the bill again. Oh,
he's taking taking a picture of I don't know what
was that. He's taking a picture of something I don't know.
(03:40):
You remember, hold on, he's calling in, he's calling again.
Hold on. He had a hello hello. Okay, see how
it works? Is I say hello, you say hello. He's
just like getting your parents on FaceTime. Yes, it's the
same thing. It's like we tried to go ugle Johnny
(04:01):
on that time and a thirteen and a half minutes.
What problem is Elvis doesn't have internet. Johnny had internet. Right,
that's a good point. Actually, I wonder if I can
If I do I have the Bluetooth connected to my
I do, yeah, so I should be able to see
my phone on here. I'll bluetooth him to the board
next time. Is that a speaker phone? He has a
(04:23):
hard wired debasement? Yet? Should we just move on? I
don't know what to do. Probably feel like we should.
Probably at this point. Maybe he's just secretly listening to us.
Maybe he heard us, heard us. Wait, maybe I'm listening
(04:43):
to every word you're saying. He sounds like outer space, Elvis,
he's an outer space. Well, I guess what you are?
Slow like the drunk version of yourself. Suck the drunk bird?
(05:10):
Are you in Iowa? So here's the good thing. If
you're listening to the pot if you're listening to this
podcast right now, slow it down even more. Go back
and listen to Elvis and even slower motion, and see
how creepy everyone everyone is linked to this podcast right now? Well, no,
go backwards, Brodie, thank you? Okay, all right, go ahead, Brody,
(05:34):
you and Garrett fighting it out now? Brody, I'm scary
because Scary and Brodie were fighting before and Scary kept
hanging up Brody. Or wait, Brody thought that Scary was
hanging up on him, and Scary said he was not.
Is that true, Scary? That is true? I didn't my
fat finger hit the wrong button. I did not purposefully
(05:55):
hang up on anybody. I would never do that. We're
all here. You did hang up on me? What fight said?
The text message was you, Captain obvious? I know I
hung up on you. You didn't have to. You didn't
do what I'm talking about, perfect cat, Captain Obvious. Don't
put your fat finger on the hang up button. Don't
you think I know that? Brodie? Don't you think doing
(06:16):
this today? They just leave? They decided what not doing
it today? I'm going to void interesting the YouTube fighting
it out? What huh? Huh? What I said? My fucked
up voice is more entertaining than listening to these two
(06:40):
assholes fight each other. A Gandhi and I were about
to leave, but I think I was getting really excited.
I was like, okay, by oh no, we're gonna get
a little more, a little more so, any idea what
happened to your connection? Yes? But if I have to
(07:04):
explain it, it's gonna take up too much time because
it's so slow. Okay, okay, never mind, it's just me questions.
I was gonna ask you to do what? But that's
what Nate. I don't know where he went. I think
you might have went down the hall. Oh. I don't
(07:26):
want to be mean or anything, but if we compare
this fifteen minute morning showed yesterday's fifty minute morning show
that yesterday it was like a kid. This is like
a two. He can't compare it. I'm kind of I'm
kind of enjoying slow Elvis. I think he should just
take over. Okay, what you know you sound that I like.
(07:49):
The slow Elvis is like more insulting Elvis. Can you
say you're not drunk? I'm not drunk. You're a drunk.
He's gone. Now hello, all right, well back to scary
and brody fighting. Why are you guys fighting? We're not fighting.
(08:11):
We're not We're not all right, back to Elvis. No, no,
you guys sound like my wife when my son comes
in and goes, why are you guys having an argument?
We're not arguing. You're arguing. Oh now, we lost Elvis
totally because everybody went to everybody went to a different spot.
He's here, he's here, he's he's in spirit. The zoom
(08:33):
isn't connected, but the audience one word that's not the
stuffed that Nate, Yes, Elvis, Elvis, you can't see what's
going on? But Nate went to go get the stuffed
(08:55):
Max dog out of your office. He has taken over
Nate's zoom room video and here, Why are you talking slow?
Because you can talk the same He's scary. If anything,
you would talk faster so when it's put down, it
(09:15):
would be normal. You don't talk slower, dumb. Why don't
we just ask hey, why don't we go on the
room and ask Elvis Charles questions and then he can
just answer true or false? Boring? Cool? Okay? Better idea
like yeah, fire your ass. I want to know why
(09:42):
By and Scary were fighting. We're good, We're good. I
just want to know why Max was humping humping the
microphone right there. I think Nate was showing us what
he wants to do with his only fans page using
adult I definitely saw a butthole flash too. I did too,
for sure. There was some butthole grinding on there. How
(10:08):
much longer is left froggy? How much longer has left
off four and a half long minutes? Oh my god,
I'm just hoping you were gonna like fifteen seconds. Well,
I mean, we don't have to do it doesn't it
doesn't have to be fifteen minutes. I mean, there is
no law. It is in the title though. Yeah, but yeah,
wait wait wait didn't we give them like nineteen minutes
(10:29):
the other day? So technically, and there's times back some minutes.
There's times like minute. Rice doesn't cook that ship in
a minute. Sometimes it takes longer. So I mean, you know, listen,
so we are owed back four minutes, so I think
so I think we're good to go. We're good. Yeah,
does everybody agree we're good? Yeah? Trying to say something?
(10:54):
Was that Elvis? What we can't standing? We're pretty sure
he said you're good. Never mind that was good Elvis.
Is your stuff working now? I think it is? No. No,
(11:16):
I think he's got a button that he's pushing. I
really do. I think just he just pushes a button
and he goes all left up. But then you have
Nate who just gave up. Nate is doing a puppet
show with dueling matches. He's got two stuff, max is,
and he's doing a show. Here. We get asked Max
questions and he can nod yes or no. Okay, let's
(11:38):
see Max. Do you like when Ali sniffs your balls? No,
that's a no. Okay, do do Do you like to
poop on the floor in the house? You do you
like to the floor? What was that, Elvis? Huh? I
(12:00):
think that's okay, So that's why it isn't laying it? Okay?
So Max, do you like to poop on the floor
in the bedroom? I don't even know what that most
I don't even know what that means. Is that a yes?
That's a yes? Okay, that's a yes? Okay, yes okay?
Who else has a question? From mac here? I have
(12:21):
a question Max. Can this fifteen minute morning show be over? Yes? Yes?
Are you just left? All right? Everybody? Say bye? Fifteen
minute morning show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Presents Minute Morning Show. Whoa, we're back the fifteen
Minute Morning Show podcast. So far all our shirts are on.
(00:24):
It can change never. So there's Froggy, there's Danielle, there's
Straight Night, there's Gandhi. There's Scotty b who can't hear us.
It's like going to the zoo and looking at the exhibit,
the animally in the exhibit, but he's like animal. They're scary.
Having a little sip of water. There's Garrett from the
Kitchen and of course Brody Brodie. What's behind you today?
You always have something interesting for your show until not
(00:44):
today have a flashlight? But I do. I do have
something that plugs in and lights up for the next
time we do one of these. Did you say flash
light or flashlight? It cut out? Flush light flash the
bad reconnection to hold on. If this was a fight,
(01:08):
much much bigger. Yeah, let the girth going on there.
Hey guys, I think I'm having technical difficulties too, you
guys my head. Oh oh, hey, I wish I had
a button on my machine that would do that. So
I decided I didn't want to do stuff anymore. Just
that it's just wait, but he did freeze. Look he's frozen,
(01:32):
So something did happen. Oh, he's just not moving. He's
sitting there very still. Yeah, having never worked on the
cell phone, as anybody tried that, I hit the mute
all the time. If I don't want to have a
continue the conversation, I'll just continue talking. But it sounds
(01:54):
exactly like that to try that. Very good. I have
the friends that try to go and like, he's calling me,
let me answer this on speaker phone. Hold on, all right,
don't or you can say bad words. Hello, hello Elvis.
(02:14):
Now he's not answering. He has no service down in
the basement. Oh no, all right, well we'll just I
guess it would. I think he's truly frozen. His face
is moving, his face is moving. We have to go
by his face. Movie. See this is what he gets
from making fun of Scottie. Now we can only see
(02:36):
him and not hear him. Does he look like I'm
frozen like this? No? Here, nobody ever freezes in a
flattering position, going Hi, you're on the podcast. I have
no internet. Oh do you have a button that you
(02:57):
pushed when you decide you're like tired? Of listening with
us that you're just pushing it just shuts all the
ship off and you know how to do with us anymore?
Telling me he's still on camera though, because it intermittently moves,
so he's still kind of lies. Oh so we can
still see you on camera? Well he hung up. He
(03:19):
hung up. He's like, oh, ship, they can still see me.
I have another button to put. He's frozen and not frozen,
and I think he forgot to pay the bill again. Oh,
he's taking taking a picture of I don't know what
was that. He's taking a picture of something I don't know.
(03:40):
You remember, hold on, he's calling in, he's calling again.
Hold on. He had a hello hello. Okay, see how
it works? Is I say hello, you say hello. He's
just like getting your parents on FaceTime. Yes, it's the
same thing. It's like we tried to go ugle Johnny
(04:01):
on that time and a thirteen and a half minutes.
What problem is Elvis doesn't have internet. Johnny had internet. Right,
that's a good point. Actually, I wonder if I can
If I do I have the Bluetooth connected to my
I do, yeah, so I should be able to see
my phone on here. I'll bluetooth him to the board
next time. Is that a speaker phone? He has a
(04:23):
hard wired debasement? Yet? Should we just move on? I
don't know what to do. Probably feel like we should.
Probably at this point. Maybe he's just secretly listening to us.
Maybe he heard us, heard us. Wait, maybe I'm listening
(04:43):
to every word you're saying. He sounds like outer space, Elvis,
he's an outer space. Well, I guess what you are?
Slow like the drunk version of yourself. Suck the drunk bird?
(05:10):
Are you in Iowa? So here's the good thing. If
you're listening to the pot if you're listening to this
podcast right now, slow it down even more. Go back
and listen to Elvis and even slower motion, and see
how creepy everyone everyone is linked to this podcast right now? Well, no,
go backwards, Brodie, thank you? Okay, all right, go ahead, Brody,
(05:34):
you and Garrett fighting it out now? Brody, I'm scary
because Scary and Brodie were fighting before and Scary kept
hanging up Brody. Or wait, Brody thought that Scary was
hanging up on him, and Scary said he was not.
Is that true, Scary? That is true? I didn't my
fat finger hit the wrong button. I did not purposefully
(05:55):
hang up on anybody. I would never do that. We're
all here. You did hang up on me? What fight said?
The text message was you, Captain obvious? I know I
hung up on you. You didn't have to. You didn't
do what I'm talking about, perfect cat, Captain Obvious. Don't
put your fat finger on the hang up button. Don't
you think I know that? Brodie? Don't you think doing
(06:16):
this today? They just leave? They decided what not doing
it today? I'm going to void interesting the YouTube fighting
it out? What huh? Huh? What I said? My fucked
up voice is more entertaining than listening to these two
(06:40):
assholes fight each other. A Gandhi and I were about
to leave, but I think I was getting really excited.
I was like, okay, by oh no, we're gonna get
a little more, a little more so, any idea what
happened to your connection? Yes? But if I have to
(07:04):
explain it, it's gonna take up too much time because
it's so slow. Okay, okay, never mind, it's just me questions.
I was gonna ask you to do what? But that's
what Nate. I don't know where he went. I think
you might have went down the hall. Oh. I don't
(07:26):
want to be mean or anything, but if we compare
this fifteen minute morning showed yesterday's fifty minute morning show
that yesterday it was like a kid. This is like
a two. He can't compare it. I'm kind of I'm
kind of enjoying slow Elvis. I think he should just
take over. Okay, what you know you sound that I like.
(07:49):
The slow Elvis is like more insulting Elvis. Can you
say you're not drunk? I'm not drunk. You're a drunk.
He's gone. Now hello, all right, well back to scary
and brody fighting. Why are you guys fighting? We're not fighting.
(08:11):
We're not We're not all right, back to Elvis. No, no,
you guys sound like my wife when my son comes
in and goes, why are you guys having an argument?
We're not arguing. You're arguing. Oh now, we lost Elvis
totally because everybody went to everybody went to a different spot.
He's here, he's here, he's he's in spirit. The zoom
(08:33):
isn't connected, but the audience one word that's not the
stuffed that Nate, Yes, Elvis, Elvis, you can't see what's
going on? But Nate went to go get the stuffed
(08:55):
Max dog out of your office. He has taken over
Nate's zoom room video and here, Why are you talking slow?
Because you can talk the same He's scary. If anything,
you would talk faster so when it's put down, it
(09:15):
would be normal. You don't talk slower, dumb. Why don't
we just ask hey, why don't we go on the
room and ask Elvis Charles questions and then he can
just answer true or false? Boring? Cool? Okay? Better idea
like yeah, fire your ass. I want to know why
(09:42):
By and Scary were fighting. We're good, We're good. I
just want to know why Max was humping humping the
microphone right there. I think Nate was showing us what
he wants to do with his only fans page using
adult I definitely saw a butthole flash too. I did too,
for sure. There was some butthole grinding on there. How
(10:08):
much longer is left froggy? How much longer has left
off four and a half long minutes? Oh my god,
I'm just hoping you were gonna like fifteen seconds. Well,
I mean, we don't have to do it doesn't it
doesn't have to be fifteen minutes. I mean, there is
no law. It is in the title though. Yeah, but yeah,
wait wait wait didn't we give them like nineteen minutes
(10:29):
the other day? So technically, and there's times back some minutes.
There's times like minute. Rice doesn't cook that ship in
a minute. Sometimes it takes longer. So I mean, you know, listen,
so we are owed back four minutes, so I think
so I think we're good to go. We're good. Yeah,
does everybody agree we're good? Yeah? Trying to say something?
(10:54):
Was that Elvis? What we can't standing? We're pretty sure
he said you're good. Never mind that was good Elvis.
Is your stuff working now? I think it is? No. No,
(11:16):
I think he's got a button that he's pushing. I
really do. I think just he just pushes a button
and he goes all left up. But then you have
Nate who just gave up. Nate is doing a puppet
show with dueling matches. He's got two stuff, max is,
and he's doing a show. Here. We get asked Max
questions and he can nod yes or no. Okay, let's
(11:38):
see Max. Do you like when Ali sniffs your balls? No,
that's a no. Okay, do do Do you like to
poop on the floor in the house? You do you
like to the floor? What was that, Elvis? Huh? I
(12:00):
think that's okay, So that's why it isn't laying it? Okay?
So Max, do you like to poop on the floor
in the bedroom? I don't even know what that most
I don't even know what that means. Is that a yes?
That's a yes? Okay, that's a yes? Okay, yes okay?
Who else has a question? From mac here? I have
(12:21):
a question Max. Can this fifteen minute morning show be over? Yes? Yes?
Are you just left? All right? Everybody? Say bye? Fifteen
minute morning show.
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