August 26, 2020 • 14 mins
What starts off with talking about going to a "supermarket" then results in half the room taking their shirts off!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, who's got something for the podcast? Oh? Yeah, seriously,
I think we can handle it. First of all, we
i'd like some conclusions, some closure to yesterday's podcast. Would
you like anything you or Scotty would like to say it?
We're done with that an apology and apology. I'm not apologizing.
Nobody's apologizing. We're moving on. Are you returning the goods? No?
(00:23):
I opened the wipes, put them out in the sun yesterday.
They're as dry as a bone. Can I thank nobody?
I'd like to thank Nate? Can I thank Nat and Scotty?
What I'd like to thank you guys for stealing my
Clark's wipes? Because six listeners are sending me Bucks is
full of Clark's wipes, So I'm making out better than
I did had you not stolen them. So thank you
(00:45):
sending it to your house or two here, because oh,
they're definitely not sending it there. I I opened up
a po box, F is all. And if you don't
know what we're talking about, please go watch or listen
to yesterday's fifteen minute Morning show podcast. But we'll move on.
Does it ever work when someone starts a conversation with hey,
Nate do you want to say sorry to me? Do
you think Nate's ever gonna go? You know what? Scary?
You're right, I'm sorry, Dick. We let me say I'm sorry,
(01:10):
not for nothing. Those Clark's wipes were half mine. So Brody,
I demand half of whatever you receive at your house.
No you don't, Okay, no, because you're the one who
got him stolen. I'll tell you what. Whatever was left
in the box is not coming to you. I'm keeping
all of it. Now go fuck yourself, all right? Really,
you can watch that more on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
(01:33):
You don't know him. Nick didn't get stolen. They didn't
get stolen. Nate and Scotty took them. And that's the
end of it. They didn't get stolen. They got taken, Okay, stolen.
We wouldn't know who took them. We know somebody you
know can still steal your ship. Well, until I get
(01:56):
mine beat my share back, I'm keeping the rest because
Brody's got six boxes come into his house. My favorite
thing in the road is scary logic. We need more
scary logic. Right, Brodie gets more free ship than anybody here,
he really does. It doesn't mean you can steal it,
like when we get free shipped here, like Scary or myself.
(02:18):
I'm like, hey, I got this stuff you guys wanted
with the chocolate milk, it was addressed to me. I'm like, hey, Scary, Scotty,
do you guys want something? That's how things are supposed
to work? And I get somebody tell your chocolate milk
and you a pisto. No, because it wasn't one of
those two people that I invited to take the chocolate milk?
Oh did Scott? Did Scary invite you to take the wipes?
(02:39):
It's the thing man the table table, on the communal table. Okay,
then you can you could chip in there. You guys
could chip in for the Brooklyn boys mark this podcast
saying we were done talking about it, and now we've
been talking about it for three minutes. Well obviously they're
they're a buttch that are still hurt. That's I'm just saying, well,
(03:00):
you're the one who to apologize. Well, by the way,
when is that that's your butt? When is that ever worked? Froggy?
For instance, when was the last time Lisa came up
to you and said, hey, do you want to apologize? No? No, no,
I don't know. If I wanted to apologize, I would
have answer is no, I don't want to apologize Froggy,
not even on Tuesday sex Day. No, No, I'm hoping
(03:22):
for tonight. Oh that's a Taco Tuesday. Hey, we should
ask her in here and see if tonight she's going
to give it up, because last night you washed give
it up, beautiful towels with your nastiest sneakers. You're not
getting shipped, you don't think so? No, go ask her
whose schedules sex and who refers to it is giving
(03:43):
it up? So if Froggy is getting Lisa, if Froggy
is getting Lisa, we should all we should all in
the room just say yes or no before we get
the answer. No, no, no, no. To be annoyed at
him for asking, But she's going to be even more annoyed.
I'm gonna I'm gonna say, yeah, we have to point
out Lisa. We have to put the Lisa that he said.
(04:05):
Is she gonna give it up tonight? Right? Okay, Lisa's here? Okay,
So were you upset that you missed Tuesday sex night? Oh? Devastated? Okay,
are you going to give it up tonight? Oh? I
don't know events on how tired and crabby I am.
(04:26):
It's a possibility that sounds like a no. I feel
you're going to fat out the hotel. You guys kid yourselves.
She wants this dick sometimes. Yeah, yeah, you believe that
anyone needs the Clark's wife. It's them doing more than
one position. Scary question coming off a Froggy's last comment. Please,
(04:54):
if we're going there, we're going there now? What did
you ask? What did you ask? I just wonder if
you guys switch it? You just stay, stay with one position. No,
that's pretty much on one. It's like a schedule sex.
It's one position, right, exactly, get it over with boom boom,
see you later, whatever position she can look at the
TV and the clock exactly. Okay. I have a question
(05:16):
for Brody. Brody, when that girl called the girl called
in today and said sex a dream about you shoving?
You shoved her against the wall and made out. There
was that more action than you've gone in a long time? Oh? Absolutely,
I'm gonna take a cold shower just from that phone call.
Told you see I was right, thank you. At sixteen,
(05:39):
Becky's following me on Instagram. I don't know which one
it was, so I knew he would do that. Frog.
I got her number. Do you want her number? Of course? Yeah,
yes he does. He looks like this, No, no, where's that.
(06:04):
I'd sooner call Lisa. Yeah, that's an expensive phone call
to make. Brodie, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
I hate your brother. I can't afford those shoes. That's
not toll free, trust me. I get to night off.
I get tonight off. Yeah, sure. Can I go to
another grocery store and shopped in the grocery Yeah, you
(06:28):
get tonight off. Gets Here's the problem. When I first
started shopping at this grocery store, to this grocery store,
they sold everything. They were open twenty four hours a day.
Sometimes you can make three trips to the grocery store
and one day everywhere. That was where. That was at
the end of the nineties, not anymore now. This this
(06:49):
grocery store has no customer service. Stores forded up and condemned.
They don't even want you to come in there when
you walk in there, like, what the funk are you
doing now? And they bought it up. Customers. That's right, customers, right,
that's right. Froggy, Froggy, they bought up one of the entrances. Yes,
(07:13):
there's one entrance. Yeah, there's only one entrance. Now that
entrance is they don't even like you to use it.
And when you get in there, the merchandise looks nice,
but they don't want you to touch it. They don't
want you to do anything like its Froggy says, do
not serve this customer customers from the store. I canceled
your frequent shopper car, so you're not you're not shopping
(07:38):
at b J's. I guess you know. No, we're buying
in bulk. Why it that way? Why not? Because when
I met you you could go three or four times
to the store in a day. We're old and married.
Stop it. That's how you like switched up your game
at all? Froggy? Are you just delivering the same goods
all the time? And here, dude, god, even having one
(08:02):
position scheduled sex? What do you think switch up your
gods sake? Scary? Hold on? Scary? How many How many
positions do you average? Procession? Three? What about you? Nate? Actually? Mine?
Have it used to be much higher? I'm probably between
(08:25):
four and five now? Yeah, I no wonder you have
to stroke after sex either. All right, let me ask
you this. You're not married yet, but you're engaged. So
when you first started dating Heather, could you make multiple
trips to the store in a day? Oh my god,
(08:46):
I never left the story. Now let me ask you this.
As things have progressed and now you're engaged, can you
make as many trips to the stories you used to make? No? No,
it's probably that ring gets in the way. It went
from several times every day, right do I say maybe
just like three times a week? Now? Right? You see
(09:06):
what I mean? Right? See? Alright? Not Gandhi? What about you, Sondi?
Can Brandon make his many trips to the stores he wants? Absolutely?
Store is always open twenty four hours, seven days a week.
What about the positions? How many positions? Gandhi? I don't
count them. We just have fun. It's certainly more than one.
It doesn't see Froggy. No, I was just gonna say
(09:33):
with Gandhi, I feel like she goes to the store
whenever she wants. Also, yeah, yeah, that's what I want
to ask. How many times, Lisa do you go to
the other store? Like, do you go to that store
to his store. Yeah, it's your idea to shower. I
don't visit the store anymore. Wait, but there have been
times where she has. He has told us that she
(09:53):
wanted to shop, and he said, no, that's only you
know what, that's when you get pissy. I'm let me
tell you something. He gets passive aggressive. Well, that's because
that's crap. That's only time. I Oh, I know, I
really want to get passive aggressive because my last trip
to the store I got there was no there was
nothing good at the store. Experience was very negative. So
(10:15):
I don't want to visit the store that day. Hey,
wait a second, why are we using euphemisms. We're not
on the radio. This is a podcast. Funny, it's clever funny. Okay,
can I ask scary a question? But hold on, I
want to ask Daniel. Daniel, how many trips to the
store to show they make a day? Oh? He got
day face. You see how much of my husband works.
(10:36):
How many trips for the store can he make a week? Oh?
He can make as many as he wants. But he doesn't.
I mean, it depends on what's going on. He's always
see Oh he's been kid in the room. Bye. We
don't What is this? Whoa We don't want to go
to that store? The store? Can you put eleven kids?
(11:05):
Close it? You're on the outside of a seven eleven
chewing school for your mountain dew. Come on the blue kind,
the blue mountain deal. You put her shirt on, you
(11:28):
bring your family. Let's get everybody's family in the pictures
around the snow the store closed? What happens when the
store is open? Where's Brandon at work? Let me see
if they're all going to come down? Hey, hey, scary Yeah,
you said you you have about three positions, So I'm
(11:49):
wondering do you do like number one? And then think
about should I do two or three? Do you do
them in the same order every time? What do you
do like one to three? One? Three? To switch it
all up? Scary single, I'm gonna even ways? Can you
switch up three? Though? Positions chooses that there are some
that are not real positions, that it's only for porn
and they don't actually exist in real life. There's one
(12:12):
of them. There's one that is just for I feel
like it's better for porn cameras than it is for
actual feeling. That's a good one. No, that's a good one.
She likes that, which we've talked about. Which one reverse
calgirl Lisa makes out with the dog more than she
makes ridiculous. Danielle Spencer can't hear us right now? Why
(12:32):
why is Spencer shirt on that you can hear us?
(12:57):
What is going on? What is happening? Skiper? Take your
shirt off? Dy? Yeah, right after Danielle takes hars off,
Scary Dane, take your shirt off. Yeah, Danielle take your
shirt got me take your shirt off? This looks like
(13:20):
safe everyone now looks like a scene from porn hub.
It looks like this looks like the room. I'm not
going to impor scary. Are you of this? We have
video any scary chat roulette I've ever been on? Scary's
(13:47):
girlfriend just called. Nobody wants to do the position where
she can't see him? Of all the show? Is Elvis
not to be a part of Oh my God, Oh
my God himself? I want to tench Scotty's ditties. We've
(14:17):
only got fifteen seconds left. Anybody, Froggy you can have sex.
Go Yeah, I'll take you to the candy shop tomorrow.
I know I'm married. God, all right, take you by
(14:53):
everybody
Okay, who's got something for the podcast? Oh? Yeah, seriously,
I think we can handle it. First of all, we
i'd like some conclusions, some closure to yesterday's podcast. Would
you like anything you or Scotty would like to say it?
We're done with that an apology and apology. I'm not apologizing.
Nobody's apologizing. We're moving on. Are you returning the goods? No?
(00:23):
I opened the wipes, put them out in the sun yesterday.
They're as dry as a bone. Can I thank nobody?
I'd like to thank Nate? Can I thank Nat and Scotty?
What I'd like to thank you guys for stealing my
Clark's wipes? Because six listeners are sending me Bucks is
full of Clark's wipes, So I'm making out better than
I did had you not stolen them. So thank you
(00:45):
sending it to your house or two here, because oh,
they're definitely not sending it there. I I opened up
a po box, F is all. And if you don't
know what we're talking about, please go watch or listen
to yesterday's fifteen minute Morning show podcast. But we'll move on.
Does it ever work when someone starts a conversation with hey,
Nate do you want to say sorry to me? Do
you think Nate's ever gonna go? You know what? Scary?
You're right, I'm sorry, Dick. We let me say I'm sorry,
(01:10):
not for nothing. Those Clark's wipes were half mine. So Brody,
I demand half of whatever you receive at your house.
No you don't, Okay, no, because you're the one who
got him stolen. I'll tell you what. Whatever was left
in the box is not coming to you. I'm keeping
all of it. Now go fuck yourself, all right? Really,
you can watch that more on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
(01:33):
You don't know him. Nick didn't get stolen. They didn't
get stolen. Nate and Scotty took them. And that's the
end of it. They didn't get stolen. They got taken, Okay, stolen.
We wouldn't know who took them. We know somebody you
know can still steal your ship. Well, until I get
(01:56):
mine beat my share back, I'm keeping the rest because
Brody's got six boxes come into his house. My favorite
thing in the road is scary logic. We need more
scary logic. Right, Brodie gets more free ship than anybody here,
he really does. It doesn't mean you can steal it,
like when we get free shipped here, like Scary or myself.
(02:18):
I'm like, hey, I got this stuff you guys wanted
with the chocolate milk, it was addressed to me. I'm like, hey, Scary, Scotty,
do you guys want something? That's how things are supposed
to work? And I get somebody tell your chocolate milk
and you a pisto. No, because it wasn't one of
those two people that I invited to take the chocolate milk?
Oh did Scott? Did Scary invite you to take the wipes?
(02:39):
It's the thing man the table table, on the communal table. Okay,
then you can you could chip in there. You guys
could chip in for the Brooklyn boys mark this podcast
saying we were done talking about it, and now we've
been talking about it for three minutes. Well obviously they're
they're a buttch that are still hurt. That's I'm just saying, well,
(03:00):
you're the one who to apologize. Well, by the way,
when is that that's your butt? When is that ever worked? Froggy?
For instance, when was the last time Lisa came up
to you and said, hey, do you want to apologize? No? No, no,
I don't know. If I wanted to apologize, I would
have answer is no, I don't want to apologize Froggy,
not even on Tuesday sex Day. No, No, I'm hoping
(03:22):
for tonight. Oh that's a Taco Tuesday. Hey, we should
ask her in here and see if tonight she's going
to give it up, because last night you washed give
it up, beautiful towels with your nastiest sneakers. You're not
getting shipped, you don't think so? No, go ask her
whose schedules sex and who refers to it is giving
(03:43):
it up? So if Froggy is getting Lisa, if Froggy
is getting Lisa, we should all we should all in
the room just say yes or no before we get
the answer. No, no, no, no. To be annoyed at
him for asking, But she's going to be even more annoyed.
I'm gonna I'm gonna say, yeah, we have to point
out Lisa. We have to put the Lisa that he said.
(04:05):
Is she gonna give it up tonight? Right? Okay, Lisa's here? Okay,
So were you upset that you missed Tuesday sex night? Oh? Devastated? Okay,
are you going to give it up tonight? Oh? I
don't know events on how tired and crabby I am.
(04:26):
It's a possibility that sounds like a no. I feel
you're going to fat out the hotel. You guys kid yourselves.
She wants this dick sometimes. Yeah, yeah, you believe that
anyone needs the Clark's wife. It's them doing more than
one position. Scary question coming off a Froggy's last comment. Please,
(04:54):
if we're going there, we're going there now? What did
you ask? What did you ask? I just wonder if
you guys switch it? You just stay, stay with one position. No,
that's pretty much on one. It's like a schedule sex.
It's one position, right, exactly, get it over with boom boom,
see you later, whatever position she can look at the
TV and the clock exactly. Okay. I have a question
(05:16):
for Brody. Brody, when that girl called the girl called
in today and said sex a dream about you shoving?
You shoved her against the wall and made out. There
was that more action than you've gone in a long time? Oh? Absolutely,
I'm gonna take a cold shower just from that phone call.
Told you see I was right, thank you. At sixteen,
(05:39):
Becky's following me on Instagram. I don't know which one
it was, so I knew he would do that. Frog.
I got her number. Do you want her number? Of course? Yeah,
yes he does. He looks like this, No, no, where's that.
(06:04):
I'd sooner call Lisa. Yeah, that's an expensive phone call
to make. Brodie, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
I hate your brother. I can't afford those shoes. That's
not toll free, trust me. I get to night off.
I get tonight off. Yeah, sure. Can I go to
another grocery store and shopped in the grocery Yeah, you
(06:28):
get tonight off. Gets Here's the problem. When I first
started shopping at this grocery store, to this grocery store,
they sold everything. They were open twenty four hours a day.
Sometimes you can make three trips to the grocery store
and one day everywhere. That was where. That was at
the end of the nineties, not anymore now. This this
(06:49):
grocery store has no customer service. Stores forded up and condemned.
They don't even want you to come in there when
you walk in there, like, what the funk are you
doing now? And they bought it up. Customers. That's right, customers, right,
that's right. Froggy, Froggy, they bought up one of the entrances. Yes,
(07:13):
there's one entrance. Yeah, there's only one entrance. Now that
entrance is they don't even like you to use it.
And when you get in there, the merchandise looks nice,
but they don't want you to touch it. They don't
want you to do anything like its Froggy says, do
not serve this customer customers from the store. I canceled
your frequent shopper car, so you're not you're not shopping
(07:38):
at b J's. I guess you know. No, we're buying
in bulk. Why it that way? Why not? Because when
I met you you could go three or four times
to the store in a day. We're old and married.
Stop it. That's how you like switched up your game
at all? Froggy? Are you just delivering the same goods
all the time? And here, dude, god, even having one
(08:02):
position scheduled sex? What do you think switch up your
gods sake? Scary? Hold on? Scary? How many How many
positions do you average? Procession? Three? What about you? Nate? Actually? Mine?
Have it used to be much higher? I'm probably between
(08:25):
four and five now? Yeah, I no wonder you have
to stroke after sex either. All right, let me ask
you this. You're not married yet, but you're engaged. So
when you first started dating Heather, could you make multiple
trips to the store in a day? Oh my god,
(08:46):
I never left the story. Now let me ask you this.
As things have progressed and now you're engaged, can you
make as many trips to the stories you used to make? No? No,
it's probably that ring gets in the way. It went
from several times every day, right do I say maybe
just like three times a week? Now? Right? You see
(09:06):
what I mean? Right? See? Alright? Not Gandhi? What about you, Sondi?
Can Brandon make his many trips to the stores he wants? Absolutely?
Store is always open twenty four hours, seven days a week.
What about the positions? How many positions? Gandhi? I don't
count them. We just have fun. It's certainly more than one.
It doesn't see Froggy. No, I was just gonna say
(09:33):
with Gandhi, I feel like she goes to the store
whenever she wants. Also, yeah, yeah, that's what I want
to ask. How many times, Lisa do you go to
the other store? Like, do you go to that store
to his store. Yeah, it's your idea to shower. I
don't visit the store anymore. Wait, but there have been
times where she has. He has told us that she
(09:53):
wanted to shop, and he said, no, that's only you
know what, that's when you get pissy. I'm let me
tell you something. He gets passive aggressive. Well, that's because
that's crap. That's only time. I Oh, I know, I
really want to get passive aggressive because my last trip
to the store I got there was no there was
nothing good at the store. Experience was very negative. So
(10:15):
I don't want to visit the store that day. Hey,
wait a second, why are we using euphemisms. We're not
on the radio. This is a podcast. Funny, it's clever funny. Okay,
can I ask scary a question? But hold on, I
want to ask Daniel. Daniel, how many trips to the
store to show they make a day? Oh? He got
day face. You see how much of my husband works.
(10:36):
How many trips for the store can he make a week? Oh?
He can make as many as he wants. But he doesn't.
I mean, it depends on what's going on. He's always
see Oh he's been kid in the room. Bye. We
don't What is this? Whoa We don't want to go
to that store? The store? Can you put eleven kids?
(11:05):
Close it? You're on the outside of a seven eleven
chewing school for your mountain dew. Come on the blue kind,
the blue mountain deal. You put her shirt on, you
(11:28):
bring your family. Let's get everybody's family in the pictures
around the snow the store closed? What happens when the
store is open? Where's Brandon at work? Let me see
if they're all going to come down? Hey, hey, scary Yeah,
you said you you have about three positions, So I'm
(11:49):
wondering do you do like number one? And then think
about should I do two or three? Do you do
them in the same order every time? What do you
do like one to three? One? Three? To switch it
all up? Scary single, I'm gonna even ways? Can you
switch up three? Though? Positions chooses that there are some
that are not real positions, that it's only for porn
and they don't actually exist in real life. There's one
(12:12):
of them. There's one that is just for I feel
like it's better for porn cameras than it is for
actual feeling. That's a good one. No, that's a good one.
She likes that, which we've talked about. Which one reverse
calgirl Lisa makes out with the dog more than she
makes ridiculous. Danielle Spencer can't hear us right now? Why
(12:32):
why is Spencer shirt on that you can hear us?
(12:57):
What is going on? What is happening? Skiper? Take your
shirt off? Dy? Yeah, right after Danielle takes hars off,
Scary Dane, take your shirt off. Yeah, Danielle take your
shirt got me take your shirt off? This looks like
(13:20):
safe everyone now looks like a scene from porn hub.
It looks like this looks like the room. I'm not
going to impor scary. Are you of this? We have
video any scary chat roulette I've ever been on? Scary's
(13:47):
girlfriend just called. Nobody wants to do the position where
she can't see him? Of all the show? Is Elvis
not to be a part of Oh my God, Oh
my God himself? I want to tench Scotty's ditties. We've
(14:17):
only got fifteen seconds left. Anybody, Froggy you can have sex.
Go Yeah, I'll take you to the candy shop tomorrow.
I know I'm married. God, all right, take you by
(14:53):
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