August 25, 2020 • 18 mins
We start out learning some life lessons from Uncle Johny then it turns into 'The People's Court' about Clorox wipes!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Press Minute Morning Show. All right, well, this is
the fifth time we've tried to start the fifth tea
minute morning. Is that why you're starting with a face
(00:23):
pop like that? The first thing people are seeing is that, Okay, okay,
we think we were having some connectivity issues with Brody,
but I think they're all armed out. Brody, are you
with us? Help? It's we're gonna cut off. We're gonna
(00:45):
get through this though, We're gonna get through this. We're
gonna get through this unscathed. Where's where straight, Nate? He's
not a part of our Oh he's okay. Did you
have to go take a dumper? Had to? Where do
you go? Nate? Yeah, he looks like he looks like
he just took a had to. What my prostate issue is? Still? Oh,
(01:08):
let's talk about that. So it takes a long time
to pee and get a stream going? How does that work?
Takes a while to start it and then it stops
and then you gotta restart. You should get Uncle Johnny
on to talk about that. He's an expert at the
prostate time. Should we get it? Should we call him?
You wouldn't have been very popular at the New York
City where they did Golden Showers. It would have been
like start start, stop start. He would have been not
(01:30):
very popular. Hey, let's check Brody's sound Brody, can we
hear you now? I mean it definitely has has Mike
on here on my side, so it's definitely his Internet.
(01:51):
It's gotta be because Garrett's on the same line. Garrett,
are you there? Yes, I'm here here, I am it.
Garrett sounds great. M calling uncle Johnny. Let's ask him
about his prostate issue in your nation? Goodness, why I
need Nate? Where's Nate? What do you here? He's here?
I got him. He's Johnny on perfect Hey Johnny, what
(02:17):
are you doing watching TV? Why? And has I cume
a coffee with? It? Was zamboca? Of course, of course, Hey,
uncle Johnny. Uh, Nate is experiencing p problems because of
prostate issues. Do you want to walk him through that? Well?
(02:38):
I had prostate cancer. That was oh my god, fifteen
years ago. Yeah, and I got through it. I did
the seeds and the the what do you called the seeds?
Because at the time, the governor, the mayor of the city.
I forget who was back then. Uh, he he had it.
(03:00):
And then I said, oh, let me. If he had
it done, then it must be okay. So I had
it done through seeds and U and uh hormone therapy.
So I think the seeds are there new their nuclear
seeds or something, radiation seeds or something they said. Because
when I when I left Madison Square Garden, I was
(03:22):
coming up the stairs, the police stopped me because I
was rad I guess because of the radiation. And I
told him what happened, and they said, oh, okay, you're
all right, keep going. And uh, but what is the
great story they gave me. They gave me female hormones
for one year, estrogen whatever it was. I had uh
(03:45):
heat what he caught the hot hot watches that your
girl you went to, Johnny, you went to minnopause. I
went for one year. I was I kept when I
was working, I had to have to run into the
walk infrigerator freezer. Did you No, I didn't grow for us.
But I know what women have to go to. Now.
(04:07):
Oh yeah, you know exactly what women are going to.
But now they they they have they have things that
I've watched on television and medical shows that they can
do it much faster and much easier. Now, Johnny, Johnny,
he doesn't have Johnny Johnny, he doesn't have prostate cancer. No,
(04:28):
so okay, so just erased everything we just said. But no,
but he doesn't have flora. What do you call by flora?
He makes you pee? Yeah? Yeah, he has a hard
time getting the stream to start and stop. And I
know that you experienced it that Yes, it was terrible,
twenty times a day. He's living up to his name.
(04:52):
You're innate. No, But what you get to do day
to go to the doctor and tell him what's happening,
and they'll give you a pill to make that stop.
Oh god, another pill. I'm taking another pill? I know.
I'm on fourteen thirteen during the day and seven at night.
What's up, Garrett? Hey, Johnny? Do you suggest Nate take
(05:14):
a rubber band and wrap it around to his penis? Now,
that could help if it's if it's slipping inside? Is it, Nate?
Is it slipping inside? I don't have that problem. Nobody
has that problem but me. No, But yes, I've experienced
(05:34):
the urination problems. What about like a zip tie? Have
you been a zip tie on the end of it?
You're just tighten it down. Hold on one second. We
have we have a problem we're working on. Hey, Brody,
are you on with us? Now? Let's see how you sound.
I think I am that. I think that sounds great.
It's just delayed, but that's okay. Oh good, it's something
(05:58):
all right, all right, Uncle john thanks for talking prostate
for an hour. But I hope you have a beautiful day. Okay,
I'll call you later. We love you, Uncle Johnny, you know,
speaking of him having to like go through the metal
detector and then stopping him. When I had radio iodine
treatment after my thyroid cancer, I had to carry a
(06:19):
card for a while when I would go through security
at the airport in case it would go off because
they would think that I had that like something in
me metal, and I had to prove that it was
just that that I had the iodine treatment, that it
was radioactivity. Yep. This is a very interesting podcast, radioactive seeds.
(06:41):
I know that that's a real thing, but it sounds
so jack in the bean stock, like here everything, Brody,
What have you been doing all morning? Brody? Trying to
get my computer to work. Yeah, it's delayed. I don't
know if it's your computer or your your WiFi or whatever.
But you I changed the WiFi. Thank you, Elvis. Right,
(07:02):
it's all good show today. Hey, thank you. Hey Nate.
Do you have any ideas yesterday you you came up
with but hurt. That was a great idea. We had
a lot of fun. Yeah, I'm fresh out today, Elvis,
unless you want to do another round of butt hurt. Oh,
I did learn something that I think we could do
a quick round of uh oh wow, shut up, um
(07:23):
or did you know? Shut up? Did you know? Shut
up that a healthy pooh is supposed to be the
length of your elbow to your wrist. What shut up?
Shut up, dude, that hurts. What are you talking about?
It's that thick Daniel, look that up. We don't need
(07:46):
more information. We don't need follow up. We don't we
don't need follow up. Yes, well, I was gonna say,
can we maybe address Nate's erroneous thought that possession is
nine tenths of the law. He's been operating thinking this. Well,
does Brody know the story? No, he knows none of
its scary. Don't you think you should tell Brodie what
(08:11):
you did? Well, I'm not the instigator. It's an accident.
Native and Scotty are to blame. So so wait, hold on,
how are they not? How are they to blame? And
you're not, Well, here's what. They're already under the bus.
They're already under the bus. On the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
one of our listeners sent an entire package a box
(08:31):
addressed to me and Brody at the radio station. Because
the guy stood online at Walmart an hour before it
opened and got a ton of Clorox wipes, all the
hard to get stuff that's like like extinct right now,
that's impossible. He gave us a box of this to
share between Brody and I. So it shows up at
the radio station and the other day I'm like, oh cool,
(08:54):
it comes you're on Friday. I opened the box on Friday,
but I accidentally left it. But the box was right
in our possession. It was addressed by I come to
find out that three quarters of the ship in the
box is now gone. They lay. They left us with
(09:15):
a couple an aerosol spray of some sort and a
bottle of one bottle of the Chlorox whites, which is
again now I've come to find out that Nate and
Scotty rated the fucking thing and took it from themselves
when have had our name on it. Oh, you're acting
outrage now like you didn't allow it to happen. Hey,
(09:36):
you just left that. They're scary. It was an open
box with one of the most highly prized possessions of
our names on it. Anyway, Brody is now finding this
out live here on this podcast. Scary, scary. That was
a gift for you and Brody, and you left it
out in the space you've been working in and you've
(09:57):
seen thievery for how many years now, and you left
it open and but but you're blaming them on it
because you're not taking any responsibility. Nate says, well, what
was Nate's resession is on a second. But there's people
there's not as many people working. You know what, I'm
gonna take scary side here. There's not as many people
(10:17):
working in the building. Scary probably thought, you know what,
it's got a name on the side of the box.
Who's gonna steal it? There's only Scottie and Nate here.
They're not gonna steal stuff that doesn't belong to them. Okay, okay,
hold on, okay, hold on. Was the box closed where
the label was visible or was it just wide open
with Okay, Brodie, don't you think Scary should take he
(10:39):
should take responsibility for the fact that he funked up
and lost all the stuff that was sent to you,
all right, So so let me say a couple of things.
Number One, there was no reason to open the box.
By the way, By the way, you're you're perfectly perfectly sounding,
and you're not delayed at all, right now, So fantastic.
So Scary and I both knew what was in the box.
(11:01):
I had it specifically addressed to Scary and Brody so
he would know that was the box. Our listener sent
us pictures of what he was putting in the box. Okay,
he didn't need to open it, he just needed to
take it home. We had arranged for me to come
pick it up. Now that being said, Scotty and and
Nate can bring this stuff back because it belongs to
(11:22):
me and Scary more importantly, just so you don't think
of being a dick. I in March, I borrowed my
mother's clarks wipes, and I owe her those clarks wipes.
On Saturday, I told her mom, I got a box
at work. I'm gonna replace the ones I borrowed since
you can't get them. So, yes, your your mother's Clark's wife,
(11:47):
that's correct. What did you say is have your mother
come and can we examine this? What a dick? Who said?
Who said? Who was it? It started? This possession? Is
nine tenths of the law. That is criminal. Shit. I
(12:09):
could come over. I could come over and steal your car.
Oh sorry, nine tenths of the law are on my side.
It's my car now. I guess the point is if
you're sitting in that car, yeah, you technically possess it
at that moment right now, you don't you. I'm gonna
go to your house and take your girlfriend. Then she's mine.
Here comes Scottie. We want the Clorox wipes back, and
(12:33):
then it's not giving them back because he said that
you guys own them. Now one of them is in
my car and one of them is in my wife's
car and they're open and half used. Great, you'll bring
them back, No I won't. I have a solution, say Gundy,
Geary is the one who messed all this up. Maybe
Scary needs to bring his wipes back and give them
to Brody. Since here I'm giving Brody the soul bottle
(12:58):
that's freaking left. This one bottle left, and and it's
all gone. It is all. They took everything else to themselves.
You took the coconut wipes. That's right, I did those things.
It's dirty here. Do you see how how mad Scary's
getting about this? He left a box at work thinking
no one would touch it, Almost as if someone left
(13:19):
a Lavenza oven in their office and took it home
like you took. You took an oven out of my office.
It was sitting there, and I just say, generally when
things are left here. Wait, no, that was in my
fucking office. It was open in a box in my
(13:40):
fucking office. But it was an open box. He ship,
you don't go in his fucking office, but here it
was my office, not nine at a ten times. We
don't know the culprit, but I'm telling you right now,
Scotty and Nate have owned up to it, taking the ship.
They were here table. Hold on, Scary, you were on
(14:02):
video walking out of my office with a brand new
toaster of it. How can you defend yourself? How can
you defend yourself? Right now? I didn't think you wanted it.
But now I brought it, brought it back. But at
the end of the day, these guys need to do
the right thing and bring it back. Why is it
the right thing if they were there in a box, O, Scotty,
(14:25):
it's the right thing because Scary and I paid for
those you'ld on, hold on, we paid pay those wires
behind you. I bet they're running to the neighbor's house.
You probably haven't plugged in next door. Scotty, you're the
cheap bastard. I'm not. It's my charging cable. I'll tell
you how we paid from Because Scary and I paid
(14:45):
for Brooklyn Boys shirts and we sent them to the
guy in exchange for the wipes. Therefore we paid for them.
That Scary should have kept them secured and not out
on a table for the taking. Well that's great, Scotty.
I'm gonna steal your car because you left it on
the street with my wife's back. I locked my car
law yeah nine, so you could do that. Should have
locked it, kept it taped up. Yeah, I gotta go.
(15:07):
That's a question. What is wrong with before you take anything,
just just try to figure out who owns it before
you take. You should have Scary taking an oven out
of my out of my office with my name on it.
You fuck and take responsibility. If you had seen Brodie
(15:27):
and and Scary's name on the box, why didn't you say,
hey stop? What did somebody say? This is the hardest
to get item in the world? Whose are these? Why
would do that? You know Scary has COVID. He's wasting
(15:49):
just clean and screen some children? Child? How much time
do we have for all we went over two minutes ago.
I wasn't gonna hurt God. What are you gonna do,
wasteful bastard. You don't need to use them on his
(16:10):
fucking computer screen like that. You don't need to steal
anothern doesn't have white. His mom is white. Bless he
took him from his mom. I borrowed them to give
them back, to give them back, and yeah, Scary, it's
(16:33):
nothing to do with me. You know what, Scotty is
a cheap thought, but I know that to n Nate Nates,
Nate said a good guy. He's going to give them back.
I trusted back. When I'm done with him, Brodie, I'll
give you back to the nine tenths of the law,
he says, are on his I don't get it. There's
no there's no guilt, there's no shame. Do you think
(16:53):
anyone would feel a little bit of like remorse? Not
in this bunch, you think, why is this. I'm gonna
trash all his serial. I'm coming there tomorrow, gonna cereal
all over studio. Then it can use the wipes to
clean up. Girl. I just like now, Scary is not
(17:20):
taking any blame for one inch of any of this.
Not because it was in my personal workspace and there's
only three of us. But now, why did you leave it?
Get dumbass over here? It was over nice, that's not
your personal workspace, and it wasn't in your workspace. Nate said,
you left it out in the open in the hallway area.
Lift it over here. But our names on the box,
You saw our names on it. Wait a minute, Wait
(17:43):
a minute. In their defense, a lot of times stuff
will come in. I'll say Elvis on it, and if
Elvis doesn't want it, he puts it out on the leg.
So hold on, hold on, hold on. My point is
sometimes stuff comes. Sometimes stuff comes addressed to us, and
if we want it, we put it out on the ledge.
Our names don't magically pop off the box, so I
(18:04):
would blame for taking it. What I blame him for
is not put it back, but scary, scary there. There
is a problem here. Was it in your studio or
was it out there? Because that is that is a
huge difference. I feel like I opened it in the
studio but didn't end up somehow out was out somehow
because get your story still now, it's not stealing because
(18:27):
everything's put out there when everybody's just like ready for everybody.
Who the funk would would give away Cold Times Morning Show,
God damn it by coupon steal ship fifteen minute morning
(18:52):
show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Press Minute Morning Show. All right, well, this is
the fifth time we've tried to start the fifth tea
minute morning. Is that why you're starting with a face
(00:23):
pop like that? The first thing people are seeing is that, Okay, okay,
we think we were having some connectivity issues with Brody,
but I think they're all armed out. Brody, are you
with us? Help? It's we're gonna cut off. We're gonna
(00:45):
get through this though, We're gonna get through this. We're
gonna get through this unscathed. Where's where straight, Nate? He's
not a part of our Oh he's okay. Did you
have to go take a dumper? Had to? Where do
you go? Nate? Yeah, he looks like he looks like
he just took a had to. What my prostate issue is? Still? Oh,
(01:08):
let's talk about that. So it takes a long time
to pee and get a stream going? How does that work?
Takes a while to start it and then it stops
and then you gotta restart. You should get Uncle Johnny
on to talk about that. He's an expert at the
prostate time. Should we get it? Should we call him?
You wouldn't have been very popular at the New York
City where they did Golden Showers. It would have been
like start start, stop start. He would have been not
(01:30):
very popular. Hey, let's check Brody's sound Brody, can we
hear you now? I mean it definitely has has Mike
on here on my side, so it's definitely his Internet.
(01:51):
It's gotta be because Garrett's on the same line. Garrett,
are you there? Yes, I'm here here, I am it.
Garrett sounds great. M calling uncle Johnny. Let's ask him
about his prostate issue in your nation? Goodness, why I
need Nate? Where's Nate? What do you here? He's here?
I got him. He's Johnny on perfect Hey Johnny, what
(02:17):
are you doing watching TV? Why? And has I cume
a coffee with? It? Was zamboca? Of course, of course, Hey,
uncle Johnny. Uh, Nate is experiencing p problems because of
prostate issues. Do you want to walk him through that? Well?
(02:38):
I had prostate cancer. That was oh my god, fifteen
years ago. Yeah, and I got through it. I did
the seeds and the the what do you called the seeds?
Because at the time, the governor, the mayor of the city.
I forget who was back then. Uh, he he had it.
(03:00):
And then I said, oh, let me. If he had
it done, then it must be okay. So I had
it done through seeds and U and uh hormone therapy.
So I think the seeds are there new their nuclear
seeds or something, radiation seeds or something they said. Because
when I when I left Madison Square Garden, I was
(03:22):
coming up the stairs, the police stopped me because I
was rad I guess because of the radiation. And I
told him what happened, and they said, oh, okay, you're
all right, keep going. And uh, but what is the
great story they gave me. They gave me female hormones
for one year, estrogen whatever it was. I had uh
(03:45):
heat what he caught the hot hot watches that your
girl you went to, Johnny, you went to minnopause. I
went for one year. I was I kept when I
was working, I had to have to run into the
walk infrigerator freezer. Did you No, I didn't grow for us.
But I know what women have to go to. Now.
(04:07):
Oh yeah, you know exactly what women are going to.
But now they they they have they have things that
I've watched on television and medical shows that they can
do it much faster and much easier. Now, Johnny, Johnny,
he doesn't have Johnny Johnny, he doesn't have prostate cancer. No,
(04:28):
so okay, so just erased everything we just said. But no,
but he doesn't have flora. What do you call by flora?
He makes you pee? Yeah? Yeah, he has a hard
time getting the stream to start and stop. And I
know that you experienced it that Yes, it was terrible,
twenty times a day. He's living up to his name.
(04:52):
You're innate. No, But what you get to do day
to go to the doctor and tell him what's happening,
and they'll give you a pill to make that stop.
Oh god, another pill. I'm taking another pill? I know.
I'm on fourteen thirteen during the day and seven at night.
What's up, Garrett? Hey, Johnny? Do you suggest Nate take
(05:14):
a rubber band and wrap it around to his penis? Now,
that could help if it's if it's slipping inside? Is it, Nate?
Is it slipping inside? I don't have that problem. Nobody
has that problem but me. No, But yes, I've experienced
(05:34):
the urination problems. What about like a zip tie? Have
you been a zip tie on the end of it?
You're just tighten it down. Hold on one second. We
have we have a problem we're working on. Hey, Brody,
are you on with us? Now? Let's see how you sound.
I think I am that. I think that sounds great.
It's just delayed, but that's okay. Oh good, it's something
(05:58):
all right, all right, Uncle john thanks for talking prostate
for an hour. But I hope you have a beautiful day. Okay,
I'll call you later. We love you, Uncle Johnny, you know,
speaking of him having to like go through the metal
detector and then stopping him. When I had radio iodine
treatment after my thyroid cancer, I had to carry a
(06:19):
card for a while when I would go through security
at the airport in case it would go off because
they would think that I had that like something in
me metal, and I had to prove that it was
just that that I had the iodine treatment, that it
was radioactivity. Yep. This is a very interesting podcast, radioactive seeds.
(06:41):
I know that that's a real thing, but it sounds
so jack in the bean stock, like here everything, Brody,
What have you been doing all morning? Brody? Trying to
get my computer to work. Yeah, it's delayed. I don't
know if it's your computer or your your WiFi or whatever.
But you I changed the WiFi. Thank you, Elvis. Right,
(07:02):
it's all good show today. Hey, thank you. Hey Nate.
Do you have any ideas yesterday you you came up
with but hurt. That was a great idea. We had
a lot of fun. Yeah, I'm fresh out today, Elvis,
unless you want to do another round of butt hurt. Oh,
I did learn something that I think we could do
a quick round of uh oh wow, shut up, um
(07:23):
or did you know? Shut up? Did you know? Shut
up that a healthy pooh is supposed to be the
length of your elbow to your wrist. What shut up?
Shut up, dude, that hurts. What are you talking about?
It's that thick Daniel, look that up. We don't need
(07:46):
more information. We don't need follow up. We don't we
don't need follow up. Yes, well, I was gonna say,
can we maybe address Nate's erroneous thought that possession is
nine tenths of the law. He's been operating thinking this. Well,
does Brody know the story? No, he knows none of
its scary. Don't you think you should tell Brodie what
(08:11):
you did? Well, I'm not the instigator. It's an accident.
Native and Scotty are to blame. So so wait, hold on,
how are they not? How are they to blame? And
you're not, Well, here's what. They're already under the bus.
They're already under the bus. On the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
one of our listeners sent an entire package a box
(08:31):
addressed to me and Brody at the radio station. Because
the guy stood online at Walmart an hour before it
opened and got a ton of Clorox wipes, all the
hard to get stuff that's like like extinct right now,
that's impossible. He gave us a box of this to
share between Brody and I. So it shows up at
the radio station and the other day I'm like, oh cool,
(08:54):
it comes you're on Friday. I opened the box on Friday,
but I accidentally left it. But the box was right
in our possession. It was addressed by I come to
find out that three quarters of the ship in the
box is now gone. They lay. They left us with
(09:15):
a couple an aerosol spray of some sort and a
bottle of one bottle of the Chlorox whites, which is
again now I've come to find out that Nate and
Scotty rated the fucking thing and took it from themselves
when have had our name on it. Oh, you're acting
outrage now like you didn't allow it to happen. Hey,
(09:36):
you just left that. They're scary. It was an open
box with one of the most highly prized possessions of
our names on it. Anyway, Brody is now finding this
out live here on this podcast. Scary, scary. That was
a gift for you and Brody, and you left it
out in the space you've been working in and you've
(09:57):
seen thievery for how many years now, and you left
it open and but but you're blaming them on it
because you're not taking any responsibility. Nate says, well, what
was Nate's resession is on a second. But there's people
there's not as many people working. You know what, I'm
gonna take scary side here. There's not as many people
(10:17):
working in the building. Scary probably thought, you know what,
it's got a name on the side of the box.
Who's gonna steal it? There's only Scottie and Nate here.
They're not gonna steal stuff that doesn't belong to them. Okay, okay,
hold on, okay, hold on. Was the box closed where
the label was visible or was it just wide open
with Okay, Brodie, don't you think Scary should take he
(10:39):
should take responsibility for the fact that he funked up
and lost all the stuff that was sent to you,
all right, So so let me say a couple of things.
Number One, there was no reason to open the box.
By the way, By the way, you're you're perfectly perfectly sounding,
and you're not delayed at all, right now, So fantastic.
So Scary and I both knew what was in the box.
(11:01):
I had it specifically addressed to Scary and Brody so
he would know that was the box. Our listener sent
us pictures of what he was putting in the box. Okay,
he didn't need to open it, he just needed to
take it home. We had arranged for me to come
pick it up. Now that being said, Scotty and and
Nate can bring this stuff back because it belongs to
(11:22):
me and Scary more importantly, just so you don't think
of being a dick. I in March, I borrowed my
mother's clarks wipes, and I owe her those clarks wipes.
On Saturday, I told her mom, I got a box
at work. I'm gonna replace the ones I borrowed since
you can't get them. So, yes, your your mother's Clark's wife,
(11:47):
that's correct. What did you say is have your mother
come and can we examine this? What a dick? Who said?
Who said? Who was it? It started? This possession? Is
nine tenths of the law. That is criminal. Shit. I
(12:09):
could come over. I could come over and steal your car.
Oh sorry, nine tenths of the law are on my side.
It's my car now. I guess the point is if
you're sitting in that car, yeah, you technically possess it
at that moment right now, you don't you. I'm gonna
go to your house and take your girlfriend. Then she's mine.
Here comes Scottie. We want the Clorox wipes back, and
(12:33):
then it's not giving them back because he said that
you guys own them. Now one of them is in
my car and one of them is in my wife's
car and they're open and half used. Great, you'll bring
them back, No I won't. I have a solution, say Gundy,
Geary is the one who messed all this up. Maybe
Scary needs to bring his wipes back and give them
to Brody. Since here I'm giving Brody the soul bottle
(12:58):
that's freaking left. This one bottle left, and and it's
all gone. It is all. They took everything else to themselves.
You took the coconut wipes. That's right, I did those things.
It's dirty here. Do you see how how mad Scary's
getting about this? He left a box at work thinking
no one would touch it, Almost as if someone left
(13:19):
a Lavenza oven in their office and took it home
like you took. You took an oven out of my office.
It was sitting there, and I just say, generally when
things are left here. Wait, no, that was in my
fucking office. It was open in a box in my
(13:40):
fucking office. But it was an open box. He ship,
you don't go in his fucking office, but here it
was my office, not nine at a ten times. We
don't know the culprit, but I'm telling you right now,
Scotty and Nate have owned up to it, taking the ship.
They were here table. Hold on, Scary, you were on
(14:02):
video walking out of my office with a brand new
toaster of it. How can you defend yourself? How can
you defend yourself? Right now? I didn't think you wanted it.
But now I brought it, brought it back. But at
the end of the day, these guys need to do
the right thing and bring it back. Why is it
the right thing if they were there in a box, O, Scotty,
(14:25):
it's the right thing because Scary and I paid for
those you'ld on, hold on, we paid pay those wires
behind you. I bet they're running to the neighbor's house.
You probably haven't plugged in next door. Scotty, you're the
cheap bastard. I'm not. It's my charging cable. I'll tell
you how we paid from Because Scary and I paid
(14:45):
for Brooklyn Boys shirts and we sent them to the
guy in exchange for the wipes. Therefore we paid for them.
That Scary should have kept them secured and not out
on a table for the taking. Well that's great, Scotty.
I'm gonna steal your car because you left it on
the street with my wife's back. I locked my car
law yeah nine, so you could do that. Should have
locked it, kept it taped up. Yeah, I gotta go.
(15:07):
That's a question. What is wrong with before you take anything,
just just try to figure out who owns it before
you take. You should have Scary taking an oven out
of my out of my office with my name on it.
You fuck and take responsibility. If you had seen Brodie
(15:27):
and and Scary's name on the box, why didn't you say,
hey stop? What did somebody say? This is the hardest
to get item in the world? Whose are these? Why
would do that? You know Scary has COVID. He's wasting
(15:49):
just clean and screen some children? Child? How much time
do we have for all we went over two minutes ago.
I wasn't gonna hurt God. What are you gonna do,
wasteful bastard. You don't need to use them on his
(16:10):
fucking computer screen like that. You don't need to steal
anothern doesn't have white. His mom is white. Bless he
took him from his mom. I borrowed them to give
them back, to give them back, and yeah, Scary, it's
(16:33):
nothing to do with me. You know what, Scotty is
a cheap thought, but I know that to n Nate Nates,
Nate said a good guy. He's going to give them back.
I trusted back. When I'm done with him, Brodie, I'll
give you back to the nine tenths of the law,
he says, are on his I don't get it. There's
no there's no guilt, there's no shame. Do you think
(16:53):
anyone would feel a little bit of like remorse? Not
in this bunch, you think, why is this. I'm gonna
trash all his serial. I'm coming there tomorrow, gonna cereal
all over studio. Then it can use the wipes to
clean up. Girl. I just like now, Scary is not
(17:20):
taking any blame for one inch of any of this.
Not because it was in my personal workspace and there's
only three of us. But now, why did you leave it?
Get dumbass over here? It was over nice, that's not
your personal workspace, and it wasn't in your workspace. Nate said,
you left it out in the open in the hallway area.
Lift it over here. But our names on the box,
You saw our names on it. Wait a minute, Wait
(17:43):
a minute. In their defense, a lot of times stuff
will come in. I'll say Elvis on it, and if
Elvis doesn't want it, he puts it out on the leg.
So hold on, hold on, hold on. My point is
sometimes stuff comes. Sometimes stuff comes addressed to us, and
if we want it, we put it out on the ledge.
Our names don't magically pop off the box, so I
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would blame for taking it. What I blame him for
is not put it back, but scary, scary there. There
is a problem here. Was it in your studio or
was it out there? Because that is that is a
huge difference. I feel like I opened it in the
studio but didn't end up somehow out was out somehow
because get your story still now, it's not stealing because
(18:27):
everything's put out there when everybody's just like ready for everybody.
Who the funk would would give away Cold Times Morning Show,
God damn it by coupon steal ship fifteen minute morning
(18:52):
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