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August 20, 2020 15 mins

We all have that one thing in our life that has SCARRED us FOREVER!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fermenting Show, The Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. We had
a little technical difficulties, but I think it's working. Does
it seem to be working? Froggy? Where are you, Foggy?

(00:24):
We're here, I'm here. I'm joining the room now, I'm
trying to get back here. I don't see I'm looking. Wait,
hold on, I'm looking at the ceiling of a studio
and I have no Froggy. But we do have Garrett
at the Jersey Shore. We have Brody sitting in front
of his Nike sneakers. Obviously there's someone being paid there.
There's straight Nate and they're scary. There's Goddy, there's Danielle

(00:47):
and that handsome Root in the corner. Hey, oh, there's Froggy.
I'm back. I'm back. Hold men, let me turn. Hey Brody,
So this is two days in a row. You've had

(01:08):
Nike behind you during the podcast. Are they paying you
cash for the free ad? No? I wish they were,
so we were. I was thinking we would do show
and Tell again, and I had mentioned I was gonna
put something on my shelf. This is a pair of
sneakers I bought right right at the beginning of the
pandemic that I thought I would wear to work, and uh,
it's one of those things that I never wear. I

(01:29):
don't go anywhere, I don't do anything. So I bought
like four pairs of sneakers and they're all brand new.
I got nowhere to go, so this is just one
of them. This is what you would have seen had
we come to work. It's interesting you mentioned that I
was flipping around and I ended up on one of
those business networks yesterday and they were interviewing the guy
who runs the Macy's department store company. He's like, the

(01:52):
only people that want to go shopping and the people
that have to go buy things to wear to special occasions.
No one's having any special occasions, so no one's buy anything.
I mean, Target though, is doing record sales. It's all
the stuff we need at the house, but no one's
buying anything like to look good and save them sweatpants,

(02:12):
save those for for a special occasion. Brodie, We'll have
one for you soon, I promise. Thank you. Hanging there so, uh,
it was it was straight ate whose hair is out
of fucking control today. Look at that trying to tame it.
A little bit. I feel like it's getting there. It's
almost getting almost laying down. Well. Anyway, the the topic

(02:34):
that I wanted to bring is something that Scotty Be
actually volunteered, and it's the thing that scarred you for life.
So I don't know if you want him to kick
it off and come in here. Yeah, you know, if
if something, if something scarred Scotty for life, it's gonna
be it's gonna be really messed up. Right, do we
want to hear it? I don't know. I'm afraid kind
of Oh hey, guys, hours hours will pale in comparison

(02:57):
to whatever he's about to say. Yes, So, Scott, what
scarred you for life? Oh? So? Um. A couple of
days ago, one of our Serial Killer podcast listeners sent
us a box of cereal and the return address was Tamarack, Florida. Now,
I don't think about my grandparents that much anymore because
they've been gone for a while, but they lived in Tamarack,
so it brought back some memories. Um, when I was

(03:19):
probably ten or eleven years old, I was in their house,
walking down their tile floor, and in the reflection of
the mirror, I could see my grandmother in her room,
bending over completely naked, and it's just it's burned in
my memories. It was like this, and her boobs were
literally touching the floor. I mean she was she wasn't
really a small woman, so and it's just it's it's

(03:43):
something that I can never forget any any time I
ever think of them or anything related to my grandparents.
Like when I see a publix, I think of that
because that's Florida. So you know, it's just it's something
that comes up from time to time, and it's scarred
me right here. There's lots of things in my brain,
and that's one of them. Yeah. No, No, I definitely
sometimes by accident, but I never I don't search it

(04:06):
out on accident. Scottie. Yes, sometimes when you're watching something
doesn a knock on the door and an older woman
will walk in, and that's by accident. I don't know that.
What I don't I don't like I I remember my grandparents.

(04:27):
Has I paused for I don't know, maybe five seconds.
I'm like, no, no, this is not something that I
want to see. And I just kept you know, and
I walked away. Oh my god, Okay, so scarred for life. Also,
then your your grandmother bend over from the rear, that's correct,
rest dragged the ground, that's correct. And then when I
was a little older, I was probably fifteen or sixteen,

(04:49):
I was coming out of my room in my parents
house and my dad just came out of his room
at like four o'clock in the morning, completely naked, to
turn the thermostat up. And I'm like, what, And I
remember that too. I don't on too, but I have
no choice but to remember it. Every time you see
a thermostat, you think of your dad. No, no, every
time I see my dad, I think of him naked.
And I don't want to do that, all right? Who

(05:13):
else was scarred for life? To you? Just now, Daniel.
So when I was I don't even know, I think
it was eleven, I watched UM the Little House on
the Prairie, which was a show back then, and there
was a two part episode where the little girl got
attacked by someone in a clown mask. And I remember

(05:34):
watching the first part of it and getting scared. It's
so scared I wouldn't sleep in my room. And then
of course I had to watch the second part the
next day, right because I couldn't, you know, glutton for punishment.
So I did, and my sister was about to be born,
and my mom said I wouldn't sleep in my room.
So I didn't sleep in my room for months and months.

(05:55):
It got so bad that my mom went in my
room and she cleaned out my room and put everything
in a garbage bag and said, you're not getting anything
back until you sleep in your room. And because I
was petrified of clowns from that moment on, I slept
in the hallway. I slept anywhere but my own room
because I thought a clown was going to come and
get me. And it was all that, this is why

(06:16):
you hate clowns. Scarred for live for clowns. That was it.
By the way, you know, the art auction is open
for Cookies for Kids Cancer and the opening bid for
Gandhi's work of art entitled wild Berry and a Little Cherry. Uh.
The current bid is five people already bedding on it. Exciting,

(06:36):
scary did no, no, no, but I will if you want,
I could do a counterbid. I'm going to bid six hundred,
so then you bid seven hundred, you go right ahead.
Wait a second, let me I'll make seven hundred six first, no,
froggy foggy. No, no, the other way around. Scary. You
bid a thousand and then I'll bid two thousand. Go ahead,

(07:01):
we'll wait anyway. Who's carred for life? Now? Anyone? Yeah?
I was yeah, n okay, yeah, Well, I think I
was about four or five and we had to clean
up the toys in our basement, which was our playroom,
and I remember picking up a toy sailor hat and
I was about to put it into the toy chest,

(07:21):
and on the toy sailor hat, a centipede runs off
and crawls up my arm. And I to this day,
I can't look at a centipede and not remember that
moment when I was four years old picking up a
little sailor hat and a centipede runs up my arm.
I can see how the centipede. Yeah, yeah, can't do it.

(07:43):
Do you have one? Oh, I've got a whole life
of him. Anyway, what's yours? Garrett? Pickles? So I was
about five six years old. I tried pickles, uh, like
the big dill pickles. For the first time, I choked
on a pickle. It sounds weird, but you know what
I mean. Um, yeah, I'm that was the last time,
like to the point my face was blue. Last time

(08:04):
I ever had pickles. I've never touched a pickle ever. Again, Wow,
ALUs recovered? Okay, he was able to get past. What
does that mean? Exactly? What are you saying? You know
exactly what it means? No, I don't know what. It's

(08:25):
a difference. It's a dick reference. Okay, that's what it is.
You want. Why didn't Why didn't you say so? I
couldn't you just say Alas touched his pickle? You have
to get craft. I think I was just scarred for life. Actually,
come on, Brody, when were you scar for life? So

(08:46):
when I was eight years old, I saw the movie Jaws,
and ever since I've been terrified of sharks, and it
affects whether I go in the ocean or snorkeling. But
when I was a little kid, after seeing the movie,
in my room, my had inish blue carpeting, and I
was convinced that there were sharks in the carpet, and
I wouldn't put my feet off the edge of the bed,

(09:06):
and so I would have to jump off my bed
and run out of the room because I was afraid
of the carpet sharks getting me so to this day,
I have an unnatural sharks Froggy's afraid of the carpet
sharks all the time. What does that mean, Danielle? You
know what. You'll go ahead tell us what does that mean?
I can't say. My son is sitting right behind me. Look,

(09:29):
oh please, he's eating carpet. He not Brodie. He does
push ups. Why would you say something like that. That's terrible.
He does push ups. That's not what you meant. Can
you turn his microphone and his camera off? Please? I'll
do it. Sorry, thank you. Oh it's getting interesting in here, embarrassing, interesting, scary.

(09:58):
How are you scarred for life? Um? When I was
a kid, Um, we had neighbors and we had a backyard,
and all the backyards had these alleyways, and people would
have these clothes lines that would they would hang their
clothes out every morning. So it was a couple of
doors away and there was a neighbor, and every morning

(10:19):
you would see on the clothes line just a bunch
of tidy whitey's. But the tidy whities were not cleaned
very well. They had so whatever. They ran them through
the wash and they were soaking wet, and they were
put on the clothes line to dry, and ever since
then I couldn't. I had to stop. When I was

(10:41):
in control of my own money and my own underwear,
I stopped buying tidy Whitey's. I never wore them again.
I despised them. I can't look at them these days
because of the clothes line from a couple of a
couple of houses away. True story. Gandhi are used cards
for live. Yes, there are so many things that have

(11:02):
but I remember my first scarring for life. I was
probably four and the only movie, the first movie I
can remember watching was Three Men and a Baby and
it had been out for a long time, so the
person I was watching it with was like older than me,
and she said, there's a scene in the movie where
you can see a ghost because somebody on the set
apparently jumped from this building and died, and that human

(11:26):
is in the movie like the ghost is in the movie.
You actually can see this person. I don't know if
that story is two or not. I've seen Nate's nodding
his head, so he's heard this too. The person in
the corner. Every one of my a whole family went
to sleep after telling me that story, and I watched
it alone, like four years old, and I remember rewinding
it over and over and seeing it, and I have

(11:46):
a problem with ghosts ever since then. I hate the dark.
I hate ghosts. I couldn't sleep that entire night. I
try to wake my mom up so she could explain
it to me. She was like, go to bed, You're fine,
Go to bed. It was terrible, that stupid scene and
three men in a baby really ruined my legs. Scard
for I've seen that tooth. They proved it was real?
Or was this this story? The story was that because

(12:07):
in the movie Ted Danson's character as an actor, they
said that that was his cardboard cut out if I'm
not mistaken. But it doesn't look anything like him. It
looks like a little boy. It looks like a human
hiding in the corner, like up in the corner of
It's so creepy. I hate that. Isn't there something like
that the Wizard of Oz too? Yes? Yes, did someone
hanging themselves in the background as that in munchkin Land

(12:31):
right in the way in the way back. If you
google it munchkin Land suicide hanging, you'll see it. Oh, apparently,
and Jaws in the beginning. That scream that the girl
lets out was a real scream, like that's actually her
because they were yanking around and she broke her ribs
while she was doing it, so that scream was like,
oh my god, all people scarred for life. Oh and

(12:53):
on the Beatles album, I think it's the Revolution nine
number nine when you reverse it, we reversed the album.
You hear the guy say I buried Paul. Oh yeah,
that was like a cranberry sauce. But I heard it
as a kid. I literally went, I had on record

(13:13):
and I would wind it backwards and I'm like, he says,
I buried Paul. The same thing with Wap too. You
hear the same thing was scarred, did you? Well? Mine
is really weird. So I mine was as an adult. Really,
I went to the very first time in my life
that I ever remember having ballsalmic vinegar. I got sick.

(13:36):
I got food poisoning, and to this day I will
not eat posalmic vinegar of any kind for any reason.
I know that that's not why I got food poisoning. However,
I related to that, and so therefore I can't eat it.
It makes me sick to my stomach. Yeah, yeah, I'm
the same way with eggs and ham I had when
I was growing up. My mother said, oh, you know
your favorite green eggs in him. I'm gonna make green

(13:58):
eggs and ham today for breakfast on my Okay, I
wasn't feeling good anyway, I had a flu or whatever.
I got to the table and there's like green scrambled
eggs and ham m and I just threw. I threw
up on the plate. Like So now if I see
anyone ordering eggs and ham anywhere, green or not, I
get sick. I'm scarred for life. Then another time I

(14:21):
was a scarred for life was when I walked in
and I found my one of my best friends murdered.
That other stuff Gene, that'll do it. Not to top anyone,
but you know I did a dead body, right, you win.
I'm not here to win. Is afraid of beggar, but

(14:43):
I saw a dead person exactly. There's that, all right.
So thank you all for being a part of the love.
Make sure you go to Elvis Duran show on Instagram
and link over so you can bid on Gandhi's artwork.
We're raising money for Cookie for Kids Cancer. It's doing
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