What's Wrong With Us

We all have some type deformity so we thought we should do a 'Show and Tell' Deformity Edition!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm Present Minute Morning Show. Oh here we are once
again the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. Hi guys, Okay,

(00:23):
I have a show and tell idea for today's uh
podcast you have? But if you're listening to this, it
won't be as effective. But if you're watching it on
our on the zoom you'll see it. Show and tell.
Something gross on your body right now, I'll start. I
woke up this morning. My eye was red. Okay, maybe
it's an allergy things. It looks awful. Alex fart, fart

(00:45):
on your pillow, Alex parted on my pillow. What happened
was I don't know. I don't know. I woke up
with it. It It looks kind of red eye. You were
screening while you were going to the bathroom and you
burst up bloody? Could be Dy had that bad cough
like years ago, and he coughed so much he burst
all of his blood vessels in his eyes and his

(01:06):
eyes were red for so long. Remember that Brodie Magical Moments.
Bro I dope, but now I's gross? Thanks all right?
So okay, so I showed you my okay frog, you
do you have what gross thing? Is on your body
right now? I really don't have anything right now. I
really don't have anything. I did something. I did have
this growth on my arm, but it went away. I

(01:26):
don't and it somehow I went away and it was
really great. It was like green and purple, but it
went away. You don't have You don't have like a
weird long hair coming out of nowhere. I really currently
right now, as you're asking me, I am very unadd
doesn't mean it won't happen soon, but I don't have
any Wait, what about your two tone ankle and feet? Oh? Yeah,

(01:47):
here you want to see those? Oh no, this is
gross because he always he always wears those little ankle socks.
Watch this when he takes it off, it's it remains
it like look, oh God is always with Danielle. That's
this gross. Danielle, What do you have on your body?

(02:10):
That's gross? Do you want to see my weird growth?
I'll show you my weird growth. Yes, you guys want
to see a weird growth. This is I didn't ask.
I didn't ask what weird thing fell out of your body? Okay?
I have so on my toe, on my big toe,
I have this weird like discoloration. I don't even know

(02:31):
if you can see it cold on? How did I try? Spencer?
You may have to hold me because I might fall.
Come hold Mama while you hold your toe up to
the camera. That's that's a good son. There are some
perms that are getting off. What's wrong? I can't see
you gotta get closer. It's a it's a dark spot

(02:56):
on my toe. I don't think you can see it,
but it's like a it's like a discoloration, and it's
like it looks like that part of my toe has
not gotten enough sun. It's like the weirdest thing, and
I don't know what it means. Maybe my toe is
gonna fall off. I'm not sure. Do you have any
weird growth or any weird thing on your body? Where
do you want to other than your hair? Okay? So

(03:16):
to start, you can't. Okay. So this right here was eggzema.
Apparently I was stressed out. That's some serious stuff, by
the way. Yeah, so I was stressed out and I'm like,
oh my god, my face is peeling off. So I
just got some hyper quarter zone for that and it
cleared it up. So if you had asked me three
days ago, it would have been this massive ration. There's

(03:38):
gotta be something else. There's gotta be something. Can we
look at one of your scars? Yeah, hang out, I'll
show you this. They're not gross. Those scars aren't gross. Yeah,
I can see it. What's that? So I went to
a dermatical just and I said, hey, there's this thing
that like it. It's you know, it doesn't look right
on my knee. So the doctor did one of those
excisions where he shaves it, and it was blue underneath.

(04:00):
It was like legit blue. And the doctor looks like
when he goes, i've never seen this before, like, oh,
that's not good. When a doctor, Yeah, it's like the
worst thing. I mean, the doctor literally scratched his head
and goes, I've never seen this. Did you start bringing
other doctors in, Yes, hey, so down here, check this

(04:23):
one out. I've never seen it that bad before. I'm like, oh,
this is not good. That's the worst thing you want
to hear. So so they pulled it off and it
was blue underneath. Yeah. But then he cut more out
and it was gone. So I don't know. So it
could have been a big black head or maybe pencil
lead from a fight. Thinking because My brother also has

(04:44):
pencil lead in his foot that if you look at it,
it looks like a tattoo now because I stabbed him
with a pencil when we were young. Oh God, that
happened to me too. I got stepped by a pencil
and the lay still have an your body. No, but
I when I was little, I was I was dancing
around like this with a pencil and I went like this,

(05:07):
and the pencil went through my hand and you could
see it like when I would go like this, it
would go open. To go to the hospital and everything.
It was bad when my dad was When my father
was a child, his sister who has now since passed
away unfortunately, they were sitting at the dining room table
and there was one pork chop left on the plate

(05:28):
and my my dad told his sister, do not grab that.
I'm going to eat that, and she went to grab it,
and he playfully went to like stab her hand with
the fork, and he accidentally stabbed her. And when he
let the fork go, it was sticking up in her
hand and when he pulled it up, she still she
still had the four prog marks in her hand until
the day she passed away. From my dad accidentally stabbed

(05:50):
her with a fork. The way you're you're really delayed.
Froggy wins the most delayed. A words with it? Well,
I can't restart because if I do, I'm recording the
fifteen minute morning show, so then we would all drop out.
Let it let it ride, Let it ride. It's like, hey, Garrett,
what about you watching watching Godzilla like a dubbed movie. Garrett,

(06:11):
what weird things do you have on your body? You're here,
all right, so on the side of my nose, I'll
get it close to the camera. What is that? I
don't know. The doctors are saying, it's a big you know,
it's a big poor you know that's clogged. But I've
had it for like since I've been born pretty much,
so I don't know. Seems like David figure out how

(06:33):
to unclogged that. Well, that's what I said. That's what
That's the my follow up question. Every time they say, well,
it's a big clogged poor I go get rid of it,
and they never dog, I'm not gonna show you what's
on the bottom of my left foot. It's gross. Tell us.
I don't know. Okay, Hey Brodie, what what gross things

(06:54):
do you have on your body. All I gotta stand
up for this, so don't all right here he go, Yes,
I don't know you can. No, No, it's not those gams. Yes,
white legs, they're reflective. So the mosquitoes have been eating
my legs up really badly the last week or two,

(07:16):
and so I have all these scabby mosquito bites and
they just start bleeding. So I have to keep taking
my socks off because the socks are getting bloody. Yeah,
I have like seven I think I have seven scabs.
They just start bleeding because I scratch off. Scabby. We're
gonna call you a scabby. The mosquitoes. The mosquitoes are

(07:38):
just hainous, heinous. You guys were talking about how yeah
this year there wor no, no, they're definitely worse this year.
What's on your body? That's gross? Gandy? So many things? Um, okay,
So I think the one that bugs me the most.
I had surgery on my arm and the doctor who
did it was kind of a hack. So when he
stitched me back up. Now over here, I'm gonna try

(08:00):
to show you. I don't know if you'll be able
to see it, but right here he sits it up
and it just looks like a little pocket of fat
instead of just a scar, which I would take a scar.
But it's like, do you see that right there? It's
not that that's not that bad, that's a gross but
it bothers you. It bugs me so badly because whenever
I'm wearing a tank top, it looks like, oh, I
just have a little fat oozing over right there. That

(08:22):
I'm not saying I don't, but it's like extra, I
hate nothing, and that's scary. Oh. We can spend all
day on this, you know, you know what. I will
have to bring it back to my feet though, because
this dry patch of skin at the bottom of my foot,

(08:43):
and no matter how many times I put cream and
things on it, it will still go back to be
this hardening. I don't know how I'm gonna do this.
Could you actually take a cheese greater and great your foot?
You see it though? You see that white stuff? Yes? Yeah, yeah.

(09:04):
All those people with the foot fetish and no longer
have that foot fetish anymore. Now they're moving on to
something else. No, no, no, no, I'm well it's the summer.
I have to and I'm wearing flip flops. I have
to be well well manicured. You know, they say flip
flops are the worst thing you can wear, and they
will screw up your heels, they will do everything. I

(09:25):
have dry feet too, but I've moisturized him as much
as possible. Hey, what about Scotty B Scott a gross
on his body? Like what a random question? Here we go.
How much time we have probably doing? Okay? Oh yeah, yeah,
you're fine. You got five minutes. Yeah, I will, I'll
let you know. We need we need more about the

(09:47):
grossest thing happening on your body right now, right now. Body. No,
I'm not showing because it's probably the sweat in my
butt hole. You know, I tell you as show us
the sweaty but home, I went up having a problem,
you know, I'm so I don't want to be gross,
but I wipe really good at five am when I
go and then like two hours later, I feel swamp

(10:07):
pass and I go back in and there's more. And
I don't understand. I don't get it. You know what
it is? You could have hemorrhoids in your poop is
hiding under the hemorrhod No, I just think it's I
just think it's because I fart sometimes and some comes out.
I'm not sure you know it's gross. As this conversation was,
it was nowhere near this level of gross. I'm sorry

(10:27):
what you asked. Are you sweaty right now? Um? Just
just in the upper upper butt crack region, scary. Isn't
sweaty and feeling a little bit like scary? Put your
down there. It's fine, it's fine, it's just sweat. It's
just sweat. Okay, nothing's going to touch the control board
in the other room, and ite else is allowed to

(10:52):
touch it. Sanitize, right, thank you, Scotty. Always a pleasure
and sanitize man. Like that Show and Tell Body the
four many edition. I do have a weird scar. Where's
he going now? He's in there fucking with Nate. Leave
Nate alone. He's just such a disgusting individual. I don't

(11:15):
understand where it comes from anyway. I like this, this
uh disgusting body parts U Body edition? Where the hell
it is? Show and Tell Body Edition. It was just
a spontaneous thing, no pre planning. It was just you know,
add water instruction. But I want to know, how is
this for people that are listening to the podcast and

(11:36):
they're not watching it on YouTube, all the places when
they hear our reactions, so I paint the picture they
don't need. Yeah, Scotty B pretty much painted the picture
for us. You want to see my weird scar. Yes,
it's from a pedal, like a bicycle pedal. When I
was in high school, my friend Brett landed on me

(11:56):
with his bicycle and the pedal went into my leg,
the bicycle pedal scar. Let me see if you can
see it? Can you see it right here? Three lines? Well,
it's there, it's there. I'll post it on I'm not
going to show it to you. Yeah. I think we
all have, don't we all have? My legs are just

(12:18):
beat to hell. I have a pedal scar from where
I was going too fast on an elliptical at the
gym and I fell off of it and the pedals
pummeled my leg and everybody's laughed at me. People laugh
at you, that's off, that's crazy, because it was funny.
And the guy next to me before I fell off
was like, slow down their speed demon, and I was
like I'm good, and then I flew off of it.

(12:38):
It was so bad. I have one o'clock penis, but yeah,
I'm not gonna show you that either I don't want
to see your two o'clock, Penis. I think we'd be
happiest when it's six o'clock, Penis. I think we have
six people out there who don't know what a clock is.

(13:02):
They only had no digital time, They have no idea
what you're talking about. It. It's a slight right curvature
to one o'clock for twelve is at the top right,
so so it leans over to the left the right.
One o'clock for the person looking at it. Is it
eleven o'clock for you? Or one o'clock for you? Which? Yeah,

(13:25):
if you're looking down, is it one or eleven? It's one? Okay?
So for you remember it's it's nine to the left.
Scary is left handed, so we probably bent it. It's
actually seven. It's actually seven for someone looking at it. Seven,
it's not seven scary. Are we done? Froggy? You got

(13:50):
forty seconds left. I'm drawing. I'm drawing clock over here,
trying to figure out where. Now we gotta go. We
gotta go. Let's in early. Thank you for Mr to
our very short podcast. You've got to go The fifteen
minute morning SHOWM