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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fune Morning Show. All right, where is Elvis? Yeah? Where
is Elvis? He st to go ahead and start and
he would join us. Yeah, he's not coming back. He's
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not coming back. He just he just pieced out. Now
he is. He's like, you start without me, I'll catch him.
He said, it's Friday. I'm out of here. Well, I
mean we started off on an interesting topic at the
end of the show. I think we should continue with
the dirty tongue twisters. I like, go for it. Okay, here,
hold on, this is the one I tried to read
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on the air. He wouldn't let me. All right, I'm
gonna try and read it fast and not say a
bad word. If a fund pucker could puck fud, how
much fund could have fund pucker puck? If a fund
pucker could fun, I don't know. He's supposed to be
a pucker, but he's a fun pucker. The mine isn't bad.
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Mine is Birdie. Birdie in the sky, laid a turney
in my eye. If cows could fly, I'd have a
cow pie in my eye. Yeah, but that's just the wrong.
That's not a tongue twister. It's on the list of
tongue twisters. Well it's not. This just one to really,
this one will get people going. I'm not the peasant plucker,
I'm the peasant pluckers. Mate, I'm only plucking pheasants because
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the peasant pluckers late. I'm not the presant plucker. I'm
the peasant pluckers. Maybe I'm I'm not. So you gotta
go fast, you gotta challenge yourself. All right here, let
me try this one. I'm not the fig plucker, but
the big plucker's son. But I'll pluck figs till the
fig plucker comes. I think our addiction is all too
good for these. Here's the problem, guys. Hi, by the way, here, um,
if you read them, you're cheating. You have to do
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it by memory, and that's if you're reading them. That's here.
I've got one. How much ship could a dip ship dip?
If a dip ship could dip shit, I don't know.
Tell me that's a good one. Wait, how about this one?
I thought I thought, But the thought I thought wasn't
the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I
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thought I thought had been the thought I thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought. I thought, what have you done
the slit the sheet yet? No, no, no, But I
saw a different take on that one, or the Mrs
Puggy Wuggy one. I think that's who slip the sheets,
the sheets split. Whoever slip the sheets are good sheet slitters? Froggy, Froggy.
What was the one you used to do about the
blunt cut Mrs Puggy Woggy. But I'm afraid to say
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it because I don't want to say a bad word,
but I'll try it. That's bad word you don't want
to say. Mrs Puggy Buggy has a square cut punt,
not a punt cunt square, it's right on and blunts
in the front. Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
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You just you just said the C word. It was
It was like a half of a version of the word.
It was. I know. Next Tuesday I heard it. It
was a plane as plane could be. Sorry, people are
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texting in. I can't wait for the tongue Twister fifteen
minute morning show podcast. This is what we do for
living people. Hi, Brody, what do you have behind you?
Is it's still legos? Yeah? I have something planned for tomorrow.
I I bought some things that I can't use, I
haven't used. I'm gonna put them up there to get
some use out of them. But I was lazy. I
left the Harry Potter lego up from yesterday. However, on
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the show, on the show today, we however, go ahead.
I was just gonna say, I spoke to sales. There's
a possibility the whole podcast could be sponsor throughing the Ledge.
So I'm very excited about that. Sponsored by what's on
the ledge? O good. I love that. Yeah, you know,
like different clients, but you guys will all get the money,
not just me. You know, how do we how do
we put zip recruiter on the l A I can't
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even say it. Hey, this morning Rodey on the show
this morning was talking about how he really you can
tell he he misses us. Look at him. He's miserable
he misses anyway. Uh, he's he came up with the
idea let's all meet in a park somewhere, and so
we're trying to figure out where we can all meet
and Froggy can actually drive up. He said he said
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he would drive up from Florida. Everyone's saying Delaware is
like the magic spot where we we can go there
and we don't have to quarantine coming back, and you
can go into Apparently Delaware doesn't care. I hear you
don't know if I missed you that much. I hear
you could sit at a bar in Delaware. You could
sit outside there. The rules are a little more relaxed
in Delaware at this point. But I don't think anyone's
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concerned about like skirting the rules. I think it's more
of like, should we be doing this in large settings
type of thing? Am I wrong? Well? Brody was very, very,
very specific. He said, we it's a big park, big area,
chairs ten ft apart. You know, I can drive to
Delaware in eleven hours and forty eight minutes. Oh that's bad,
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and the next two hours get you er. So yeah,
I mean, I'm not making it to Delaware. I'm just saying,
if you're if you're gonna drive this far North Mount,
just come all the way to New York. But you
know you're gonna have to quarantine. Froggy, Sorry, your state
is on fire. It is, well, it was, it was
getting much better now yesterday we only reported under three
thousand cases. It was nice. Oh this is a good
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text message. Zoom meeting etiquette. Do you look into the
camera or at the meeting participants or yourself? Oh? I
look at yea, yeah, I look at whoever's talking. I
don't think anyone looks at the camera. I mean I'm
looking at the camera right now, and I feels awkward.
If you're a guest on like CNN whatever, they always
eight stare directly into the camera, so you know, if
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they're talking to someone else on the panel, you're you're
sitting here like this right there, right there, yeah, right there. Well, Elvis,
I have I have a problem with the zoom room.
So I'm using my phone and I can only see
four pictures, so I tend to keep it me and
three people. So today I see Danielle Scary and Froggy,
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and I never see anybody else in the room, so
I have to keep swiping to see everybody else. So
that's why you're always fingering your camera. Should I keep
it on me plus three or four completely different people? Uh?
Can you use your laptop? There's a there's an answer.
Um no, because I'm still I'm still you know, in
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the chat room and text messaging and whatever. I don't know. Yeah, now,
what if you turn it on that whatever where it
pops up the person talking pops out, speak speaker of you,
speaker of you. Me try that. I'll have to figure
that out later. People to try speak of you. You
guys noticed that we have a habit of repeating things
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rather than the same speaker of you, scary said, speaker
of you, speaker of you. Yeah, I have definitely noticed that,
especially like if there's somebody who doesn't necessarily speak English
as their first language. I noticed people repeat the same
thing to that person still in English who don't speak
English louderder bathroom, I don't understand bathroom. I noticed Froggy
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does that. Froggy will repeat things. Well, I'll tell you why. Yeah,
it's because of the delay. So when I say it
the first time, you you keep going. So then therefore
I don't know if you've heard me. So then I
say at the second time, and then delay is You're like,
well I heard you the first time, ship bag, you
don't have to say at the second time. But then
I've already said it the second time, and then you
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get mad because I said it twice. Okay, now we
know Okay, okay, let's let's get back to our meeting. Uh.
So you know our friend Kim from Kim Cook's, she's
already in. She's ready to make us a big, a
big festival of chicken palm in pasta palm in the part, Yeah,
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palm in the park. So we want to do a
palm in the park meeting. We all get together. Froggy,
you're gonna have to drive the furthest Gandhi. I don't know.
I don't know how we're gonna get you. We gotta
get you in somehow. I'll figure it out. We don't
want to do it without you. Okay, I can dry.
I can run a car now that I have my license. Guys,
it's a whole new world. I can cars. Yeah, there's
crazy things like you do. Well, how far a drive
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is it from Detroit from let me google. I'm gonna
guess like maybe eight or nine hours too. I can't
stop yawning. I need sleep. So Garrett, how's the Jersey Shore.
It's all a lot of fun. Actually, Uh played a
lot of corn hole yesterday. My arm is hurting. I
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have a have a farmer's tan. Just love corn Yeah, no,
so yeah, a lot of fun. The kids. The kids
love to eat sand. That that's that's really fun. Um
Try telling a five year old not to eat sand
and he does it anyway. So it's just so great
being close to the ocean, right, I mean, Danielle was
at the shore yesterday. We were very close to each other.
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Yesterday we were showing each other how close we were
on the It's the closest I've been to Danielle. Yeah,
I'm only nine and a half hours away from you guys,
So that's a totally doable drive. I could run a car.
Come up there. We all hang out in the parking lot.
Maybe I'll drop off some stuff. I haven't been in
my apartment for god knows how long. I don't even
know if it's still there, so we'll have to figure
that out. You go loot your apartment. I'm looting my
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apartment today. I'm going into the big city. I'm so
I'm so nervous. Do you feel guilty stealing from your apartment?
I do I feel like I'm looting? I do. I
always break things when i'm there, so looks like a
real looting. Yeah, said fires you know, I was telling
Alex Alex what clothes do you need. I don't need clothes.
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I don't wear clothes. We don't need anything. Don't you
mean I'll get you a nice something? Cold weather is
going to be here, Yeah, about four months. We're fine.
Four months, super good. We know it'll be here faster
than that. And we're talking about this last night and
I realized we've been through spring and now summer is
going to before you know it fold into autumn. We're
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gonna be on our third season. Well, we were feeling
it already down the shore, like last night. We were
in sweatshirts, um sitting around. Yeah, and we were and
they were saying, you know, people who lived down there
all for the season, said, wow, we're already feeling a
little bit of the change. Yeah, it was cold last night,
but it was a storm coming in. We're gonna have
more hot days on the way. There's not a lot
we absolutely how's everything in Jacksonville Frog. We're starting to
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get a little cooler nights, Like we're starting to get
low seventies at night, where it feels really good outside
once the sun goes down, But it's still very warm
in the daytime, almost ninety in the daytime. Wow, we're
now doing weather reports. Weather reports on the fifteen Minute
Morning Show podcast. Where is Nate scaring? Nate is off
to the side of the camera. He's out of the
view and he's on a phone call, so he's he's
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getting that. He's on the black phone. That's a business line,
so that means it's serious business. That's not good. He's
on a different that's not sent you another tongue twister.
In the in the slacker room, I saw Susie sitting
shoe shine shop. Where she sits, she shines, and where
she shines, she sits, so you know, Brodie, Brodie asked
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if I could wear that the Brooklyn Boys T shirt,
you know, because we have. I was waiting for you
to bring this up because you're actually this would happened
kind of upset about Brodie doesn't know this, Elvis, but
you told me something earlier that we sent you a
shirt that we should save our money and not spend
money on the shirt you don't send me. I'm not
gonna wear that. Your logo is way too it's not good.
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Logo is like, can't you do like a simple line
or something or who Yeah, Brody, I'm not gonna send
Elvis a shirt. So I'm telling you that now live
on this podcast because but we get credit for offering
him a shirt though, right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
just saying that log that logo is a bit big.
It's like large, it's it's just I don't know. I
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can't wait to get mine that big. Yeah, I will
tell you it doesn't. It doesn't look as big on
on Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. On that
website it looks a little smaller. So it looks smaller
online than in real person. Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't
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get that. I didn't get that website again, what was sorry,
Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. It's supposed to
be around. It's supposed to look bigger online and then
smaller when you get in person. We are we have
a new new design already set for the next wave
of shirts, different, different style, scary. What do you think
of this logo? Don't you think it's a bit much? So?
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So I like this as an introductory shirt, but I
really think we should do a little bit more um
advertising that is more subtle, like don't put podcast, don't
put our names in it, don't put a logo. I
want to I just have it, say Nike, no, I
wanted no Elvis. People would actually wear and and I
think this is more of a novelty for some some
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of a small few people that will buy it, a
kaleidoscope of super fans. And they will. And but it's
gonna trail off. I mean, when have you ever seen
anyone wearing like look like at Scotty Bar and Hunter
shirt right now? Have you ever seen anyone wear a
promo T shirt? Hey? When have you ever seen anyone
ship on their own product? When does that happens? I
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do every day. So yesterday and somebody had on a
Z one of the worst jingle ball T shirt with
all the artists, the big logo tell them that you
were Danielle Monaro. But it was Danielle. It was at
the beach, Danielle. The Yankee logo takes up too much
of that hat. You should wear very tiny yankeego. We're
going into the apparel business. We should start thinking a
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little bit more out of the box than just I
think you should. I agree with scary, that's fine, thank you.
I want to wear hey, I want to. Oh God,
don't don't show that too much. It's so big. I
would love to wear a Brooklyn Boys shirt and show
my excitement for your content, but I can't wear that logo.
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It's just too logo ish. So I can't wait. I
am the opposite and I will proudly wear it and
thank you. Danielle. Maybe you'd like to co host the
podcast with me. I will be loud and proud as
loud as I am. By the way, are you rock theory? Here?
He was in the podcast. Well, let's see, a couple
of weeks ago, he shipped on the content of the podcast,
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and now he's taken a dump on the merchandise, which,
by the way, he helped design. It wasn't like it
just showed up. He planned it. I know we're over,
but I just want to say one thing. I love
the logo for a nature ductory. But he said everybody
the check that should be limited and the second way
be more subtle. That's all I'm saying. It should say
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our money say goodbye, we gotta go bye bye. Fifteen
minute morning show