Why You Mad

Went around the room and asked "Why You Mad" and Skeery ends the podcast on a joke that makes everyone leave the podcast.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms minute morning show? So what happened to yesterday's fifteen
minute morning show? Pod people were really piste off and
we didn't have one. What a nightmare. I must say

(00:24):
that it is h It was the control unit that
I used to record the show every day, Like in
the middle of the fifteen minute morning show, it just
shut off, but it looked like it was still recording,
so I'm like, okay, I'll just let it go. I
didn't want to say anything, and then when it was over,
I tried to like recover it the whole I had
to reinstall firmware, it formatted the hard drive, it did

(00:45):
all kinds of crazy crap, and so it did not exist.
So you're saying, technically speaking, it's shipped the bed. That's
it shipped, the bed, the floor, the shower, everything, I mean,
just the whole place. In an old engineering term. I
see uh in the in the fifteen minute morning show,
zoom room. We've got Scary, You've got Froggy, there's Danielle

(01:09):
and Gandhi, and there's Garrett, there's Dave Brody. H Hello,
how come straight? Nate's camera isn't on he came into
my studio and he goes like, give me the cut signs.
So I'm like, okay. So he doesn't he doesn't want
to talk or be seen on the teen minute morning
show podcast. I don't know. Nate doesn't want to be

(01:31):
seen something. What's going on there? Is feeling okay? On
the podcast? Did you get a new mirror at the studio?
He says he's busy, He's got busy, He's got nothing
going on? Is he dry heathen through his penis? What? What?

(01:53):
I don't remember he was? I was here for that. Yeah,
I just tried. I tried to forget that anyway. So
we didn't have a fifteen minute morning ship podcast yesterday,
but we did talk about things that make us mad?
Why you mad? I love that? So, I mean I
was kind of hoping that would have stuck because we
had some great answers. But you know, whatever I was
mad about yesterday, I'm not mad about today. So it's over.

(02:17):
Are we mad about new things today? Oh? Sure? Okay,
Ganda you start Okay. So my sister's birthday was yesterday
and I had all of these super super fancy plans
for her, and one of them was I was going
to blow up a bunch of balloons and just fill
the area right side, right outside of her room with
them when she came out. So the night before I

(02:39):
went in to blow up all the balloons. And when
I tell you, I nearly blew out my cheek trying
to blow up these balloons. I couldn't get one to
blow up, not one balloon. Turns out, apparently I bought
the wrong kind, and there's some type of like super
duper heavy, extra latex balloon that is good for water balloons,
not a regular balloon. So instead, when she woke up,

(02:59):
I just threw all of them at her, the non
blown up balloons. So I was upset about that. What
else to do? That's why you're made. I have a
lot of bad stuff. Look at Garrett, he looks really
piste off. Well I'm not, uh well yesterday the podcast

(03:23):
because behind the scenes, people come to me listener wise, going, hey,
you didn't post the podcast or it's wrong or whatever.
So I kind of had to explain technical difficulties. But
everyone thought we were trying to pull the wool over
people's eyes. But if you read the description in the podcast,
I specifically said an Oldie but Goody. Sorry, we had

(03:46):
technical difficulties. Here's the episode where we tried to get
Uncle Johnny on Zoom. So people started pick going back
and listening to the show, They're like, well they said
they were going to try to get Uncle Johnny on.
It was all a ruse on the air, one big lie.
But yeah, so it was my fault. Whatever, now your fault.
But you want you want to hear people get bit

(04:06):
out of shape. They're like, here's the text. Here's the
text I got from Frog yesterday. My road caster is
fucked trying to restart it now, not sure if it recorded.
Fuck I go row and he goes nothing on the card.
Fuck let me text Nate. Fuck knows you a dime
for every time you said the effort you had, Brody,

(04:31):
I'll tell you why I'm mad. Actually I'm mad as
of about ten minutes ago. So I sold this radio
with a detachable face plate, old one on eBay about
three weeks ago. Right hold on, yeah, it was from
my mom's car. She doesn't need it anymore, she said,
can I sell it? So I got like twenty five
bucks for it. It's a cassette player. Anyway. The guy

(04:54):
emails me and says yeah. The guy emails me and says,
the face plate doesn't fit. I'm sending it back. I
want to refund. I'm like, oh, I'm terribly sorry send
it back. Well, guess what the pricks set me back?
Somebody else's face plate and somebody else's radio. It doesn't
match the pictures I sent them or the serial number.
So f you, I have to call eBay now get

(05:15):
my money back. Because he tried to pull a fast
one sent him a refund before getting the merch back.
That's how it works. You have to send him a
refund on the shipping and then the refund processes. But you,
you definitely have. You have a legitimate reason to Oh,
I didn't get scary, I have photo evidence not to worry.

(05:36):
But but I'm pissed, so a froggy. Why are you mad?
I'm not really mad today. I'm actually don't have any
reason to be piste off yet, but the days early, Okay,
I love you, I have I have no reason to
be mad scary? Why you mad? I spent the greater
part of yesterday trying to plan a belated birthday for
my girlfriend where I wanted to get all her friends

(05:58):
to go on a boat ride out of Tom's River where,
because it's better to go down the Jersey shore and
do a boat ride rather than sail from New York.
Because New York is like, Okay, we've been here, we
live here, let's go down there. Well, the pushback I
got for this, Oh, I can't drive an hour and
a half. I can't do this. I'm like, oh my god,
it's a Saturday morning, people, Why can't you just make

(06:20):
the trip. I'm fucking paying for the thing. Just smile
and say thank you. I see why you're mad. They've
been stuck at home for the last five months. You
think they want to get out of the house and
go where to get out of your house? I'm so angry.
I want this to happen in the worst way, and
that's the way it will happen. It sounds like it's

(06:42):
pretty bad. It's the worst. Hey, what about you, Daniel?
Why are you mad? I'm just mad because all the
crickets are sold out at the pet store and I
can't figure my bearded dragon tonka because I don't know
if there's a cricket short it's for some stupid reason,
but I have to wait a couple of days for
his damn crickets. Something's wrong with the supply chain, as
they call it, because mountains of crickheads out here have

(07:05):
I have you guys noticed this is the buggiest summer
we've had in a long time. So the good news
is that we're talking about this the other day. Butterflies.
We have millions of butterflies. It's the most beautiful thing
in the world. I can't believe people are scared of butterflies.
People were fighting the butterflies. But we have all these butterflies.
But maybe you can feed butterflies to uh your your tonka.
I don't think so. I don't that to watch. So

(07:32):
those are the reasons we're mad. But back to Brody.
Brody has a legitimate reason to be made. Do you
sell a lot of stuff on eBay? How do you
do really well with that? Yeah? Yeah, I sell a
lot of stuff. I came clearing out my garage during
the pandemic, just whatever I have laying around, whether it's
clothing or electronics or posters. He even sells other people's

(07:53):
stuff like mine. He's like, hey, scary eight for this
neutrible blender. Is that okay? And I'm like, great, vend,
move me the money here. If you're given here, I
guess why I haven't gone a selling spree myself. I
stuff I gotta get rid of. I just I don't
understand that the packaging and the shipping and that kind
of stuff. You're not really the selling type. You gave
away a roadcaster yesterday. I'm selling the radio so I

(08:20):
could have dinner. And you've given stuff, So you're a
better man than I am. I just sold crow. I
am hey. So Scary told us something earlier, speaking of stuff,
Brodie has just laying around. Scary said, and I need
to know if it's true for me, you Brodie, I
don't know why. I don't want to believe this, but
I don't. He said that you gave him a bunch

(08:41):
of smart Ones and other frozen food, and he was
rummaging yesterday and discovered that those smart ones expired, in
which you're Scary two thousand, seventeen, eighteen, and nineteen respectively. Okay,
they were frozen for three years. You haven't touched I don't.

(09:01):
I don't recall him in in there that long. I mean,
I may have I got him from the supermarket. Maybe
they were old when I got him. But more importantly,
and I need your guys opinion on this. Hold On,
you may be right on, he may be old. Hold On.
I gave Scary Cozy Shack puddings to keep in his refrigerator,
and then during our Brooklyn Boys podcast this week, I
hear he's eating my puddings that I asked him the

(09:25):
store and his refrigerator to be. To be fair, you said,
as a storage feed, you would allow him to have
one cup of cozy right. He was on, He said,
you got He told me I have two left, which
means he ate two of them. I mean, listen, it's
been a week. It's just shi. It's been in my
fucking friend every day. Now it will take another Smart

(09:47):
one or another Cozy Shack or by your your your
refrigerators back on again. Why don't you go down to
Scary and thank you? Okay, the last time I went
to Scary's house, he says, do me everybody call me
when you're ten minutes the way so I can be ready.
So I called him when I was ten minutes away.
I waited downstairs. He texted me, I got some recording

(10:08):
to do. You're gonna have to wait and kept me
outside for forty minutes on his driveway. So I'm not
going to his house and waiting like I'm his servant,
all right, I know, but you know what, he was
nice enough to store your your frozen foods. I mean,
it does take a lot of effort to put it
in his empty freezer. It's over, damn it cramps, probably

(10:31):
not good anymore anyway, Yeah, you could have it scary
you eat that crap. I wish I could come up
with a reason why I'm mad. I'm not mad. Good,
I'm not mad. That's awesome. I don't know. I feel
like I'm left I'm left out happy to Oh, I

(10:53):
know what, you're mad. You're mad that we're not playing
the unedited version of WOP or even the just of what.
I just think that you know, we are so careful
in the radio world because we have these transmitters we
still use most people. I don't even know if anyone
listens to the transmitter anymore, because we broadcast through a

(11:15):
transmitter to an antenna that people can receive on the radio.
We're regulated by the government, and we are told what
we can and cannot say. We were told what we
can or cannot play as far as words and suggestive
thoughts and whatever in songs. If we were just on digital,
we could say whatever we wanted, like here, for instance,
on this podcast, we can say whatever we want what

(11:37):
we can't do it on the radio. We're still held
back by the the FCC. It's the So the idea,
the idea of if we actually played WOP on the radio,
A bunch of suits sitting in a room in Washington
breaking down the exact words that we played on the
radio is funny enough. Not worth the money, but funny
enough thinking about them describing and trying to describe what

(12:01):
we played on the radio exactly. I just feel like
we're living in the past. Anyway. So I heart radio.
You know, we have these songs that we that we
play on up stations and like all these markets. Right,
we have one guy that sister goes, we should take
that word out of that song right there, So now
the whole country is playing his version of what he

(12:21):
thinks is right. And uh, I mean they take out
the dumbest ship and some some of these songs doing
especially when you see what they leave in. Some of
the songs are like wait a second, that one guy
must have missed this reference or has no idea what
it actually means is because they leave a lot of
stuff in there that is really suspect and foul, but

(12:43):
then they bleep the word like drink. It's true. I mean,
it's it's one guy who's I mean he's older than me.
I mean, he's like some old white man who's making
decisions for our entire country and company. Jesus, he doesn't
even understand what the macaroni noises reference, so he just
left that part in. But then he took out. That's
my favorite part of the song. Mac nose. You know

(13:07):
what that is? Brody, right, macaroni in a pot, Brody,
you know what that is. I'm in an urban dictionary
in a few minutes. It's behind you, what's behind you?
On the shelf? What's on the shelf today? Oh, my
favorite restaurant, Carmines, is now jarring their sauce. So they

(13:28):
sent up a case to the radio station. And I
just got these from Scary's house because he took him
home from me, so I gave him frozen food. He
gave me the tomato sauce. So thank you, Glenn. Speaking
of Glenn at Carmines. You know, he does a he
does a cooking show with Gloria Gayner, the singer and
so and I'm a big fan of hers. I'm like,
I want to do it. So I'm talking to them today.

(13:49):
We're gonna do a cooking show together. Is the name
of the podcast. I will Suvie. Hey, Danielle, there's the
crickets you wanted. Oh my god, by god, you got
your crickets jokes. We suviedcond scary. Yeah. Yeah, when you

(14:16):
shoovie food, that's not Oh no, we know what. We
know what suvie means. We just don't think it was funny.
I will survive. Still here, I'm still here. It's it's suvied.
There's a d I will maybe if you had said
I will serve you or something, but you just blew it.
I gotta go by bye. I'm going to the fifteen

(14:40):
minute morning Show.