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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Presents Minute Morning Show. Whoa, Here we go the
fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. While we're off to a
great start. In the very first moment, we have Scotty

(00:26):
b giving a man bun to straight name. How's that?
What the hell is that? I don't think it's not
a man. Isn't that gonna pull my hair out? I hope? So?
Oh good? I love it when you're in pain. Also,
we're trying to get brodiant. Brody, we hear you, we
don't see you. Where are you? I'll be there in

(00:48):
a sec. Wait, what's that? What's that behind you? That's
my show and tell item? Oh hide it, you gotta
hide it. Oh yeah, my showing items. You're right here.
I think I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm gonna
guess mine is the most unusual show and tell item

(01:09):
on the show today. But you could give me wrong. So, Nate,
what made you decide we needed to do a show
and tell to me? I don't know. I was just
thinking about you know, if I was broadcasting from home,
I would have all of the things that I cherish
and hold near and dear to my heart around me,
and it's always fun to tell somebody what something means. No,
I thought it would be interesting to see what you

(01:30):
guys have around you that you can talk about. I
gotta say this has gotta suck for people that are
just listening to the podcast. They're gonna be more incentivized
to watch it now. Yes. Uh, well, with that said,
I think we should start our show and tell day
there's Garrett. He's ready. You have something, Gandhi. I mean,
you're not even in your own house. You're in a
You're in your sister's apartment right her house. So you're

(01:54):
gonna show and tell stuff that your sister owns is
your sister's item. I have something. I got something right here. Hey,
so when you traveled from Michigan to Ohio, you brought
all the critters with you? Nope, the critters are still
in Brandon's custody hopefully. Snail. I mean he's already killed

(02:15):
a snail. We I know, and we actually this is
going to be an around the room tomorrow. We got
into a fight about the snail and I went to
prove something to him about the snail, and he said,
and I quote, you can try to prove me wrong
with your little facts, but I choose not to believe them.
And I was like, great, so that's the case I'm

(02:36):
never gonna win. I'll just stop arguing. He was like,
I know, wait, hold on, so what argument is there
about a snail? How how can you argue about a snail?
So the argument was do snails change shells? He had
one take on it. I had another take on it,
and I knew I was right. So then I went
to pull up whether or not snails change shells and

(02:58):
he said, my information and facts meant nothing to him
that he needs. What's the answer. They don't change shells.
Their shell grows with their body. Crabs will change shells,
but regular snails. Because he was saying, well, maybe it
was your fault that the snail died, because maybe you
needed a bigger show, and I was like, no, they're
sheell girls at their body. You killed them? Are those

(03:18):
alternative facts? So? Yeah? Yes? Is this fake news? Fake
snail news? Did you see this on CNN? No snail snailing? Nay?
Sorry snailing in that? What was that? I think that's

(03:40):
signing one You're on sorry we like you on the
be on the show with us runing back on, turning
back on. We want him? Don't you want to be
on the show with it? But I can't hear you? What? What? How?
How are you answering me? Then? If you can't hear me,

(04:03):
I'll turn a speaker up. No way to check and
just plug in your headphones, in your in your computer.
You can't hear it in your computer. You get the way?
Scary said that? Scary? Wait a second, wellphones and your
computer just like that? All right, Well, okay, we have
to get a show Intel. We're almost at a time,

(04:24):
So who wants to go first? Daniel? You want to
go first with the show Intel? Sure? Sure, sure, okay.
So you guys know the show The Sopranos. A lot
of people are watching it now. It aired nine to
two thousand seven, Right, scary, it sounds about right, you're right.
Hold on wait wait wait, hold on, That echo is
way too we gotta turn it off. No, it's Nate's

(04:47):
hear but I'll turn it lower. Okay, So okay, so Sopranos, Okay,
go ahead, right, So they used to send us merchandise
when they launched the shows they premiered new seasons, so
I kept a lot of the crap that these shows
used to send. So the Sopranos sent us this star dartboard.

(05:10):
Dartboard don't, says the Sopranos, hbo. And it's in a
fabulous shape because you know, my husband's British, so he
likes dartboards. So we hang it up. It's in great
shape still, and I think it might be worth something
one day, So I'm not getting rid of it. I
love it. I'm trying to. I'm trying to remember what
significance that has to for the Sopranos. It must have

(05:33):
something to do with one of the seasons or episodes.
I don't remember either. Yeah, probably could have been. I
will tell you. Rather than using darts, they'd shoot. They
would shoot the targets. All right, there you go, Show
and Tell from Daniel Hey Frog, what's your show? In tell? Items?
So you know how when you see something it reminds

(05:54):
you of somebody? Yeah? Sure. So the other day I
was online and I saw something and it reminded me
of my wife Lisa, and so I ordered it and
it came in the mail yesterday, and so I gave
it to her and she's not as pleased as I was.
I bought her. Can you see what it says? Oh,

(06:14):
that's not that's not nice. Is not nice. I bought
her a necklace. Now that's the thought that counts. I thought. No,
that's not for the wind. No, we we don't congratulate

(06:35):
that sort of behavior. That's not nice. No, that's not nice.
Here to buy people stuff when you think of them?
Is there an asshole necklace we can buy you? It's
not nice? All right? Sorry, I'll be half of Froggy.
We're sorry. I'm hearing echo whose speakers on? It's driving

(06:55):
me insane. I don't know you don't hear that echo?
Scott is because you're opened the door between us, and
maybe because Scotty opened up the middle door. Oh this
is the worst fifty minute morning show podcast. Agree, how
about Scotty? What does Scotty have a show? And tell?

(07:15):
It's still it's still there, it's still echoing. It's Rody's headphones.
I'm assuming something. It's something. I don't know what it is.
It is. It could be Garretty you on muted? Is everybody? Everybody?
I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing here. Okay,
everybody needs to be not muted. But I don't join

(07:37):
with audio, so it shouldn't be a problem, all right. Hello, Hello,
oh ye, holding into Scotty have a show in No, No,
I'm hearing hearing me come back. Hello, Hold on a
second here. You know who's doing It's Nate. Nate's been
doing it all along. He knows he's doing it. You're speeding.

(08:00):
Car is on because you don't have headphones on. There's
no other way for you to hear us. I'm listening
because Scary has the door. My my speakers along. We're good,
we were not gooding, We're not I'm not good. Hello, Okay,
what Scotty's a show and tell? Come do yours. He's
coming in. No, come to your show and tell on

(08:25):
my show and tell Scotty. So this has been sitting
in my studio probably for I don't know three years,
and I'm finally gonna take it and crack it open.
And since there's a coin shortage, I'm gonna bring it
to the coin Star and I'm gonna do all the
money so I can buy groceries. Can you crack it
open live on the podcast? You want me to? Yeah,
but I want you to. I want you to throw
it on the ground and destroy it open. Okay, that's

(08:47):
all our breakfast. My word, that was awesome. How much
do you think is in there, Scotty. That's awesome. Now

(09:12):
you gotta clean it, Scotty, were gonna go buy another way?
That was fun. Hello lady on, Hello, lady, Wait, you
broke my Hello lady, Piggy Bay told me to. I
didn't know what it was. Alright there shards of ceramic. Okay, um, scary?

(09:37):
What's your show and tell? So when I when I
was a kid growing up, I used to be on
the CB radio. You know what CB is like? Citizens
Band radio, citizens Band radio, breaker one microphone, go break
a one nine break of one night. I don't know,
but I used to pretend like I was part of
a radio station. And I was friends with bald freak Rannie,
who left us a couple of years ago to do

(09:58):
his own thing. And Ronnie and I in high school
used to go back and forth on this on his
CB and my CB. So when Ronnie Scalzoh, the bald
freak left here, he also left me his original citizens
band radio. Oh my god, and people on that. Yeah,
it was pretty much Remember this, this was all your fault.

(10:23):
Keep living the dream. Thanks for everything, and that was
his His gift to me was his nineteen nineties CB radio.
Let let's get a shot of that. Look at that's
realistic from radio shot. Remember one nine, Channel one nine
was the trucker's channel. That is correct. Channel four, channel

(10:44):
nine was the emergency. Channel nine nine was the emergency.
And you had this lingo when you stay ten four
means over like ten four means okay, ten ten twenty?
What's your ten twenty? All that stuff. It was all
these codes hot, all right, what about you? Gandhi, welcome
to show and tell? What do you have? I have

(11:05):
something very strange, and I have a few of them.
But I told you guys a while ago that Brandon
and I stopped by a fireworkshop and bought a bunch
of stuff that I didn't even know we could have.
But you can have it apparently it's legal. One of
the things that I got multiples of is a little
smoke bomb. I don't know when I'm going to use it,
but I carry it around with me just in case
I ever need to vanish in a flash poof. I'm

(11:26):
gone red, purple, I have blue. I'm not gonna do
it now. I'm in my sister's guest room. She'll kill
me and she's a wait, wait, hold on. If Scotty
can break the piggy bank, you can set off. Yeah,
go on to victim. I'll be homeless. By the way,
if you're watching this on the zoom room, Scotty be
is slowly cleaning up all the shards of porcelain, trying

(11:50):
to sort money out of it. Right now, you got
three minutes. We gotta hurry. Okay. Well, by the way,
if you're gonna set off your smoke bomb, always have
a trap door. Just see what I'm saying. So the
smoke goes off and it clears, and you're gone. So important, Yes, Garrett,
what you have today? All right? So my son just

(12:12):
turned five and we, my wife and I realized that
he has enough toys. So what is he going to
get for his birthday? So we suggested, you know, he
loves Christmas, so get Christmas stuff. Well, someone decided to
get this humongous life size grinch that sits in our
living room. Has scared the ship out of me. Every
morning I come downstairs because thinking someone sitting there in

(12:33):
the dark. Every freaking morning, I know it's there. But
every morning in the dark, in the shadows, is this
green lump that looks like it just a human rim.
You attack me, but now I'm I'm putting it into hiding. Sorry,
he's a mean one. Yes, I love that. I love that.
What about your Brodie? What's your show and tell? Well?
I was still living at home at the time, and

(12:53):
my best friend Rob was trying to convince me to
move in with him. His roommate had moved out. So
we was sitting in a strawn very late at night,
you'll know the restaurant, and he said, I have an idea.
If I take that and put it in our kitchen,
how cool would that be? You have to move in.
I'll take it and it'll look great in our kitchen.
And that was one of the deciding factors to be
moving in with him. We took the menu from Whitecastle

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and so as you could see, cheese was only ten
cents back then. This was this is that breakfast menu.
So it was on the wall in our apartment and
every morning we would come in and we would look
at the menu and pretend we were ordering off the menu.
But that's one of the reasons I moved out, was
that be cool to have in my kitchen. So there
it wasn't Nate, did you have a show and tell today?

(13:41):
This is you know, we had the whistle as we
called it here, and this is one of the bottles
of whiskey that we've been drinking and we have to
finish it. It's a Scotch and uh yeah, so we'll
be finishing this when Josh the Engineer returns next Yes,
next week. I love that. All right? What are you
gonna drink till then? We don't drink when Jeff is here? Yeah,

(14:04):
it will have a glass of wine. Yeah, Jeff likes rose.
He's a wineo he is. I think we're at a time.
I don't have time to show left? One minute left
for you? What yours? Okay? Hold on? What the fuck
is that? What your mouth? As a child? There he

(14:25):
came here? Hello? What fell is there? I can't hear
anyone burnt marshmallot? Did he cover up speaker? Hold on, crap,
don't break it? You know my friend King Solid in
the artist, Yeah, he did an arrangement with Yeager Meister

(14:47):
and came up with the limited edition King Solid Yeager
Meister bottle. It came in this really heavy, heavy display case.
I'm trying to put it together anyway. I can't wait
to drink Yeagermeister and totally hallucinate, do you guys hallucinate?
Is that one of the instant puke for me? It's

(15:11):
a very limited edition run. But look look at this bottle.
He's got money. It's like matches. It matches your background,
so the background of what he did. Yes, yes, it's
very cool that you're doing that. But think about it.
If that was scary, it would be a sponsor and
that'd be why he'd be putting that bottle up. We
know you're not doing it for that reason, but that's

(15:33):
a new move. My good friend King Slid. If you
do a search for King Solid Yeager Meister, maybe you
can buy one of these. But there it's very limited edition.
I'm gonna drink the whole thing for lunch today. That's awesome,
breaking like the pig. I still got a bottle of
in my freezing from no kidding, what did you call it? Yea?

(15:57):
All right? That was a great show in tell are
we done? Yes, We're done. By the fifteen minute morning
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