Lets Get Butt Hurt

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms minute Morning Show. Ah, the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
These things have bigger ratings than the radio show. Did
you guys know that there's Brody and there's Garrett, there's Froggy,

(00:29):
there's Danielle Scotty Bees in the other room doesn't know
we're talking about him. And they're straight Nate and Gandhi
and Scary and that. Oh god, oh it's me. I
was like, what's that wretch? Anyway, before we get started
a Brody, we haven't really talked to you today. How
are you? What's new in the Brody Live? Well? I'm

(00:51):
doing I'm doing well today, Elvis, thanks for asking. My
family is all out of the house early, so I
don't have to worry about running into the garage today.
That's good. And you know we got we got a
hot tub. So after the show, bump in the hot tub,
which scary tanko in there either? So oh wait, wait
wait do you go in with clothes on or clothes off?
In your hot tub? Clothes on? Please? I shower with

(01:15):
clothes on. He puts on a three piece suit. By
the way, we're having a little audio issue with Brody scary.
Make sure that there's only one copy of that program running. Um,
you know, something weird is going on, you know, Brody,
it's like this every day with all of us. You
should you should be here in the morning at six
when we sign on. It's like six people with six
different problems. Like anyway, and there's Garrett. See Garrett is

(01:39):
wearing a tank top. That's scary. Garrett works out. Garrett
works out a lot. You see. See, anyone with tattoos
or muscles can wear tank tops. If you're a guy,
just a tattoo thing you need. Hey, so you've been
working out? How are your ads looking? I'm are you

(02:00):
looking pretty fit? Hold on, okay, okay, alright, beggars can't
be choosers. Okay, I love you. Everybody, get up and
show your I'm not about to do that. I'm not

(02:21):
doing that. You see right now, you're looking with nine panels.
If I stood up and pulled my shirt up, it
would take up all nine panels would my stomach? When
he clips the room? Hey, so we thought we would
play a game, and I'm glad that we're all here together.
What do you want to play? You want to play?

(02:42):
But hurt. I think that's a good idea, but hurt scary.
Can we play theme music in this room? I can't? Yeah,
yeah I can. I think let's lets let's try and
do that. Let's see if we can figure this out.
I think being a free for all though, I'm just
gonna ask individual questions to individual people and see what
their answer is. You can only play, and you can

(03:05):
only nominate or pick or choose whoever's in this zoom
room right now, nobody outside the room. Okay here, I'm
not quite sure how to play. Okay, hits the music scary.
It's no time for with the butt hurt orchestra. By

(03:26):
the way, I can't. It's okay, alright, alright, take it
all right. We'll start with you, Elvis. In this zoom room.
Who is most likely to be considered a pervert? I

(03:50):
would say, Froggy, Come on, I'm the most perverted one. Yes, okay,
to just agree. If someone wants to disagree, go ahead, okay, Froggy.
I think because you were nominated the pervert, you have
a rebuttal. You will have one rebuttal that hold on
one second, though, before you move on. I also make

(04:13):
the assumption that The most perverted of perverts are the
ones you don't know are perverted because they keep it
absolutely probably. Okay, so I withdraw Froggy. I say it's Brody.
Brodie is the biggest perfect because he never, he ever,
never acts like a pervert. I think he's hiding his perversion.

(04:39):
I bet you he has a stash of eighties porno
tapes on vhs that has never seen the light of
day in the last two decades. I didn't go that far.
I'm just well, how would having old tapes I don't
watch make me a pervert from back in the day?
How would that make him a pervert? He's not watching
pervert alright. So I gave it. I gave it to Brody. Okay,

(05:04):
all right, thanks, h okay. So Brody's got one point.
I don't know how this is gonna work, but let's
let's just Froggy's this one for you. Who in this
room is most likely to fall victim of a pyramid scheme.
There's the only one person. I love her, but it's Danielle.

(05:28):
It's going to be like a Disney pyramid scheme or something.
Do you know what's so funny? I have cold Froggy
before and I go frog, I got this email. Do
you think it's real? He's like, do not click on it?
Don't click on it. We tell daniel not to click
on it every day, all the day. It's like Froggy,

(05:51):
but it's free tickets to Disney for life. I'm like,
Danielle just deleteed click on anything. Even Danielle realized, um theory,
this one's for you. Okay, who in this zoom room
would not last long in prison? Oh? Uh, gotta be Elvis.

(06:17):
I'll take it. Why. I mean, you know he's we
don't know? Wow, I think no, because Elvis is very finicky.
He's very fidgety. He has his ways, he's he likes
things done a certain way, and he always has to
be in control. And believe me, in prison, you are

(06:39):
not in control. I wouldn't have said Elvis. I would
have said Scary because I think Elvis might be popular
in prison, and I don't think that Scary is gonna
do very well at all. Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WHOA, what
do you mean I would be popular in prison? What
does that mean? You might last longer than some others?

(07:01):
If you know what I mean. I don't know what
you mean. Do you want to explain? You know he's
going to pass him around, right, you know exactly what
I mean. Froggy's you try not to say so, Froggy. Yeah,
we all know. I don't think. I think Scotty would
die immediately in prison. It looks it look he's totally oblivious.

(07:27):
Wouldn't see it coming a Moving on, Danielle, this one's
for you, and I already your answer. Who would shove
you out of the way to save themselves? Scary? And
he's already done it once we were we were in
the studio once and there was like an emergency or something,

(07:48):
and he took me and literally shoved me into the
wall to get past me. That is so scary. Come on, totally, please,
I put before my self. No, you didn't wait a minute.
When Greg t worked for us, You guys did an
appearance together and he was having an allergic reaction and
needed to go to the hospital, and you stayed at

(08:09):
the appearance and let him drive himself to thought he
was kidding around with me. He was dying. He was
dying on the side of the dying and scary defense
though he did save my life once I had a
bloody nose. We're at an appearance. Scary took a radio
station T shirt to stop the nosebleed, but then he

(08:31):
then threw it out into the crowd though, but so
scary right there, right there, here's your bloody T shirts. Okay,
next one, I'm gonna go to Garrett. Yes, okay, Garrett.
This one might be easy. Who is going to die first?

(08:57):
It's a bad question to ask initially if you're the
one who's about to die first that I'm a close second.
I'm a close second. In all fairness, I'm a very
close I'm not good on the door. Survived two strokes

(09:19):
that would make me think he's gonna outlive all of us,
because yeah, I thought that too. Ready were going to
change the name of the show to Elvis Durand and
the pre existing conditions. Do I get coverage? Do I
get coverage? Yeah? Okay, I don't know really how to
ask this one. I'm gonna let Gandhi answer this one

(09:42):
because I think she'll answer it very diplomatically. Who has
the ugliest face? That's so mean? To give her that one?
She doesn't want to do that when she answers it
the person won't feel bad because it's gone, yes, saying

(10:04):
it all right? Go ahead, Gandy, who's got the ugliest
looking around? Looking around? Looking around? I don't think any
of you guys have ugly faces. I'm gonna say probably me,
because I have a bad attitude a lot of times.
And I think that that's what I knew she would,
she would choose herself. I don't agree with that. We
all know the obvious answers Scotty, and only because you

(10:29):
can't hear us. Of course it's Scotty. This is a
kind of similar question. It's going to go to Brody
Brodie in this stain room as the ugliest genitals. Yes,

(10:51):
we need a detailed explanation of why you think and
how you know? Wow, why I don't even think about that?
Are you picturing everyone's genitals right now? Absolutely? Uh, I'm
gonna say scary. I feel like he doesn't take care

(11:18):
of his body and he eats poorly. And yeah, I
just feel like you got garlic or something going on
down there. I don't know you're you're a talent. I
feel like it's a lot of hair, all right. Not
Nate did say that everybody gets their chance to rebuttle,

(11:39):
so scary, Why don't you go ahead and rebuttle and
show us why you don't have please? Because because and
everything is pretty normal. I mean, this is too much.
La la la la la la la la la la la.

(12:00):
I think Danielle has the ugliest gentles. I can tell
you wait, and I can tell you why. Because I
pushed two kids out into this world a beautiful flower.
Daniel I didn't mean that I have got an a
compliment on it before the kind of colleges did say
I had a beautiful vagina? Say that doesn't have to

(12:26):
say anything. Why would he say, dodn't they also offer
you a rejuvenation client opportunity? Oh yes, but that they
hadn't seen my vagina when they did that. They just
wanted money on the station, so they said, do you
mind talking about your vagina on the radios? Thank you
very much? Does it have its own mustage? Shut up?

(12:47):
Someone has to you have to ask yourself. Okay, all right,
I'll ask you how much time do we have left,
Froggy two minutes. That's not the question. That's not the question,
all right. My question is who is most likely to
participate in an orgy, and I can I use a
visual aid for this? Yeah, go free. This goes back

(13:16):
to the beach popular in jail. Crap, You're never going
to find that head in an orgy, no pun intend
Why would you? Why would you say that? Okay, not now,
but maybe back in like your party days. I would.
I would kind of see you like, Okay, hey, it's
a late night, let's go have drinks at this house

(13:36):
and then next thing you know, an orgy. I can
see that. I've ever been in an orgy ever? No,
never now an orgy? What would you like to be? Yeah?
Technically more or more? How many people? I think it's four? No,
I've never been in an orgy. How about three? Okay,

(13:58):
let's say obviously an orgy he's been with three. The
question was origin I love that froggy. Has you pictured
in an orgy in jail? You plus three or you
plus two for a total of three? What? What? What?
What qualified? It's you plus three? So it would have
to be four four total? Okay, I've never done that. Okay,

(14:20):
never done, but has four? No? I haven't done four. Five.
He wouldn't be in an orgy, I rebutted, already isn't rebutted? Yeah,
I just I don't know what The question was. Most
likely to me was the question thank you, but no
I have never been. And Froggy, you can't even get one.

(14:42):
What are you doing with more than one? I was
luckier back in the day. That's so lucky. Froggy was
once he did it with five others, but they were
his fingers. It was Rosie, Rosie, five sisters, little faces
on them. Okay, we're done. You want the music, you

(15:03):
want the music, music, baking lady. What's scary? It turns
out that already the fifteen minute morning show