July 21, 2020 • 14 mins
Brody has an ODD collection of his uncle's old playboy magazines, Skeery tells a story about his mom buying him a playboy. Nate tells a sad story about his pet turtle and Scotty B tells us about his GROSS habits.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. Hello, Hello, okay,
(00:27):
so do we have a Froggy and Danielle and we
were looking at Scotty b in the zoo from uh
there's we have to get him in here later we
have to talking about the embarrassing ship he does when
one's just watching. Also scary as here Gandhi, there's Brody
and there's Garrett. What is that behind you? Brody? What
happened to your nozzles? What nozzles? Oh? This this is
(00:47):
my collection of rare nineteen sixties Playboy magazines. Doesn't everyone
have that? You were just a kid in the sixties,
I mean really too young. So um, my other had
um a mom, and my grandma had three siblings and
one of them was a bachelor, never got married, and
(01:09):
he lived. So he died alone. And when he passed away,
his apartment was filled with forty years of Playboy magazines. Yeah,
just stacked up everywhere he passes away. Yeah, this is
a long time ago. I have these about. I have
these a really long time. He died a long time ago,
(01:31):
and so I put him in boxes. We didn't know
what to do with them. We figured maybe they'd have
value someday, and because of the pandemic, I've just started
selling them and making a lot of money. So this
is nineteen sixty three, uh and so event but hold
up to the cameras. We can get close up. Okay,
so see the hairstyles and you know, and back in
(01:53):
the day in the sixties, the women were I'm gonna
show you the bottom half. Did you see me dressed?
My phone's ringing? Hold on like some hairy Yeah, it's
(02:14):
not because you don't you see the bottom they're dressed
those pants? Am I allowed to do that on Instagram
because there's some Instagram No? No, no, yeah, so you
see the top, but you know there's nothing on the
bottom going on. Those pages look sticky, neither nor not.
What's interesting? Used to read read some of the articles
(02:37):
and the things that women say, and one woman was like,
could I never want to be a feminist? She said
men are superior. I need to be taken care of.
And I just thought, wow, that's that's not good. Now,
No one would I don't know people would say that. Okay,
I have to ask you guys a question. The guys
as far as porn goes, did you ever consider Playboy
to be porn even though it had tastefully done photos
(02:59):
session with nude women. I would think like Penthouse, that
was a porn magazines Hustler and Hustler, Hustler and Penthouse
and Cherry Guys. When I was a kid, the Macy's,
the Macy's catalog was born. Yes, that's I think. As
a teenager, anything with any type of nudity was considered
(03:22):
porn for you. So Playboy, yes, But as you matured,
you realized Playboy wasn't the porn that you now know.
So it's like, oh, it wasn't that bad. But as
growing up, yes, full core porn. That was like hardcore
porn as a teenager. It's crazy to think, but my
mother bought me a Playboy magazine because I because I
asked for a specific issue. It was the one with Madonna.
(03:45):
Remember when Macdonna posed for Playboy and Penthouse. She said,
I will buy you the Playboy with Madonna And that
was I was what year was that? Jeez? That had
to be like and six, so that would make me
years old. I was twelve. I was that conversation. Go
(04:07):
with your mom. She allowed because she thought it was
She thought Playboy at the time was tasteful. That was
a very liberal thought for an Italian mom growing up
in you know, in Brooklyn. The madonna in Playboy was
black and white and it was tastefully done, and she
was she didn't see any harm in it. But she
(04:29):
never bought me the Panhouse version. She never bought me
anything else or or it condone any other kind of porn.
But yeah, I was like twelve years old in nineteen
six if that was the year that's happened. Yeah, and
that's why you'll never get married. What do you mean
your mom? Your mom bought your porn. It was It
wasn't porn, it was new Nate's having an offline conversation. Oh,
(04:52):
there he is. Yeah, what are you doing? We all
want to know, Josh Engineer. Oh you're drinking that too?
Nice names. We haven't We haven't done our shot yet,
you know. Can we all watch you guys as you
do your shots, so we'll all well, Scotty is on
the phone. It's Scotty, gotta do your drink. It's time
(05:13):
for the shot. They do this, by the way, Danielle
and Gandhi and Froggy and Garrett and Brodie. When I
was in the studio yesterday, I got to be a
part of this rich hold. Look outside, Oh, look at
all the people stopped by Z one because they're a
bunch of functioning alcoholics. We love you. It's my people
(05:39):
do that every day. Are you drinking the blue label
again today? Yeah? Yeah, Well there's the banging noise this
good life to Daniel's basement. There's banging going on. Yeah.
They're still doing how improvements. I don't think they're ever ending,
so I will have banging forever, I think, Gandhi, what
(05:59):
are you doing into right today? Oh that's a great question.
I have no idea. I have to send out some
of these paintings that people have ordered, so that's exciting.
And other than that, I have no car. Maybe I'll
try to cook some things. Maybe I'll try to train
the fish. I don't know. It's going to be an
exciting day. Yes, okay, So I tap on the top
(06:19):
of their tank when I feed them, and then it
just brings them all up to the top. But I'm
trying to get them to get real close to my
finger and like kiss my finger. Not working yet, I'm
going to get there, I have to build their trust.
Brandon killed the snail. I think it really really ruined things.
As It's really funny because Alex says, you know, he
works with animals at the zoo whatever, he finds it
(06:41):
hilarious that you have become so enamored with a snail
because I love him so much, am I And I'm
not saying it's bad. I'm taking you know, I'm allergic
to everything basically. Um, the only animal we could have
(07:02):
growing up when I was a kid was a turtle.
So we got this turtle, which we named Kermit, and
I remember sobbing when the turtle any turtles names then,
so we took the closest animal, which was a frog,
and named it Kermit. But um, I didn't find out
it was a female until the day we had to
put it to sleep. So Kermit was Kermit for about
(07:25):
it fifteen minutes turtles to sleep that I got really sick.
I remember sobbing in my mom's that car. Oh my god,
I'd be sobbing if I have a head of ride
in one of those two. It was a pretty bad car. Wait,
hold on, they put turtles to sleep. Yeah, I didn't
realize it at the time, So like this whole right, No,
(07:47):
I wasn't allowed in It's always a slow death. But
like it was my pet when I was a kid.
Don't we shaw me making fun of it. I've just
never heard of them putting the turtle. I realized it
was an injection, right, Like they gave it an injection
this whole time, until I was like eighteen, I thought
it was like a little gas mask that they put
(08:08):
on it. When did they where did they still the
injection that you finally realized it was a female? Um,
I don't know, And how would you know if it's dead? Anyway,
they don't really do much. He went through and bandies
with me. We shouldn't. We're not making fun of the
fact that the turtle in the head put to sleep.
(08:30):
But I'm just telling you, I've never heard of a
veterinarian who put a turtle. I think you could put
anything to sleep, right, you could put you. I guess
Nate would know. I sorry, rabbit girlfriend that he put
to sleep. I'm sorry about your turtle, Kermit. That sounds terrible. Nate.
I'm sorry. I'm sure you put up a shell of
a fight. I'd like to take this opportunity to let
(08:53):
everybody know what I am open in the water category.
So there's no sponsor here. You'd like to spot right here?
What why are you? Can you get that little little
mask for scary Nate? He might need it right you
put the turtle? Hey, they can you take whatever injection
you gave the turtle and give it the scary gladly gladly? Oh,
(09:16):
I thought we were pivoting towards something else that was
like a transition room. The room, read the room. We're
still on the turtle topic. Sorry, speaking of dead pets,
I need a sponsor for water. Oh my god. When
I hear turtles, I think of water. I never had
a pet, and I'm really upset about that. I never had.
(09:38):
It was not allowed. No wonder. My mother lied to
me and said that we can't have a cat because
she's allergic. Come to find out, all these years later,
she was never allergic. It was just an excuse. You're damaged.
Goods many this morning while we still have time. This morning,
while we were doing the show, we had a topic
(09:58):
what do you do in private when no one's watching?
And Gandhi immediately says, we've got to get Scotty B
in here to talk about this, because Scotty B is
the strangest fucker on the planet Earth. Right, I came here, Scotty,
scott he's coming. He's coming in a little busy, but
(10:19):
he'll he'll shock every once in a while because it's
just scary Scotty and myself. I'll go in and sit
and chat with Scottie for a minute and he'll tell
me something he did the night before. I'm like, really,
you do that? And it's so common for him and
you don't even need to like really pry because you
can just kind of say a keyword and he'll be like, oh,
let me tell you something I did. Like, wait, what
(10:41):
coming in? He's just sitting there. Bud light is his?
Is you give him a light? He'll do anything here? Yeah,
pretty much, Scotty. Um, we're recording the fifteen minute minute
Warning Show podcast and they want to talk to you
about what you are making. We're talking about off there earlier.
(11:03):
They want to speak to you about something. We're talking
about things you do in private. Why is everyone acting
like something because Scotty is not up to speed on
what's going on at all. Okay, Well, we're telling him
we're scotty. What do you do in private when no
one's watching? Addition, you gotta turn his microphon O jeus,
(11:28):
this is a pig. This is Daniel. It's a this
is a pig funck. Everybody? Wait, do I have to
go through the whole sticking? What you do? You shove
your hand up your ass? Just tell everybody, Okay, there
(11:49):
are things that I like to do when nobody's watching, like,
you know, stick my hand up my ass. No, I
mean no, I mean I'm a sniffer. I'm a big sniffer.
So I like to sniff things, you know, your own ball, sweat, well, yeah, no,
I like to check you know, every once in a while.
I'll just get in there healthy. I just I just
(12:14):
want to make sure that I'm okay. You know, how
is it right now? Who you said it's healthy? What's
healthy about sniffing your own ball? Times you have a
fungal infection that you're not aware of, and it's called
monitoring your body. It's not necessarily sweat. It's just I
just want to make sure everything's okay. You just did it,
(12:34):
and you just sniffed it. So are you feeling good.
Are you smelling good? Clean? I'm gonna try it myself
right now, scary sniff his finger, but can you have
the Madonna playball. It's a scratching sniff. And then look
and then every once in a while you should turn around.
I just get just the very top of the crack,
(12:56):
just the very top of the crap. Here. Hold, I'll
try that too. That's not a clean sample, not like
that kind of isn't top of the crack of tourist
attraction in New York City. See now you know? Now
(13:17):
you know, I hate all of you. I'm not in
my crap, Danielle, check for boob sweat right about now.
I'm not checking. Check you check under boober, between boob sweat.
I don't check for boob sweat. I check. I told
you sometimes I do this. It like what okay? Around
(13:42):
something didn't want to tell you. But you won't listen.
You won't listen. You bathe, you never, But if you're
not any place you can bathe. If you have certain odors,
it could mean that you may have a problem. You
may have you may have a sickness. If you smell,
it just depends on what you're smelling. Tell him. You're
the one that stick all the time, Nate, would you
(14:03):
try to talk to Yes. If it smells cheesy, that's fungus.
You need to take care of that. That's right. That's
why every once in a while you have to stick
a cute tip in your belly button and twirlet and
give it a sniff. I've never had cheese. It smells
like anything. I just smelled, so I'm good. Just don't stab.
You know, if you go too far in your belly button,
you stab your brain. So just be careful. Don't go
too far and just put it in and twirl right
(14:24):
after a shower. You'll see what comes out of there.
I'm not kidding. If you push too hard into your
belly button, you feel it in your brain stem. Yeah, yeah,
what is wrong of you? You'll see do it. Do
it after the next shower. Okay, Okay, I love you, Scottie.
I appreciate it. You know that's just me. Yes, are
(14:46):
we done? I hope we're done. I think we're off
the air. I'll be back Morning Show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. Hello, Hello, okay,
(00:27):
so do we have a Froggy and Danielle and we
were looking at Scotty b in the zoo from uh
there's we have to get him in here later we
have to talking about the embarrassing ship he does when
one's just watching. Also scary as here Gandhi, there's Brody
and there's Garrett. What is that behind you? Brody? What
happened to your nozzles? What nozzles? Oh? This this is
(00:47):
my collection of rare nineteen sixties Playboy magazines. Doesn't everyone
have that? You were just a kid in the sixties,
I mean really too young. So um, my other had
um a mom, and my grandma had three siblings and
one of them was a bachelor, never got married, and
(01:09):
he lived. So he died alone. And when he passed away,
his apartment was filled with forty years of Playboy magazines. Yeah,
just stacked up everywhere he passes away. Yeah, this is
a long time ago. I have these about. I have
these a really long time. He died a long time ago,
(01:31):
and so I put him in boxes. We didn't know
what to do with them. We figured maybe they'd have
value someday, and because of the pandemic, I've just started
selling them and making a lot of money. So this
is nineteen sixty three, uh and so event but hold
up to the cameras. We can get close up. Okay,
so see the hairstyles and you know, and back in
(01:53):
the day in the sixties, the women were I'm gonna
show you the bottom half. Did you see me dressed?
My phone's ringing? Hold on like some hairy Yeah, it's
(02:14):
not because you don't you see the bottom they're dressed
those pants? Am I allowed to do that on Instagram
because there's some Instagram No? No, no, yeah, so you
see the top, but you know there's nothing on the
bottom going on. Those pages look sticky, neither nor not.
What's interesting? Used to read read some of the articles
(02:37):
and the things that women say, and one woman was like,
could I never want to be a feminist? She said
men are superior. I need to be taken care of.
And I just thought, wow, that's that's not good. Now,
No one would I don't know people would say that. Okay,
I have to ask you guys a question. The guys
as far as porn goes, did you ever consider Playboy
to be porn even though it had tastefully done photos
(02:59):
session with nude women. I would think like Penthouse, that
was a porn magazines Hustler and Hustler, Hustler and Penthouse
and Cherry Guys. When I was a kid, the Macy's,
the Macy's catalog was born. Yes, that's I think. As
a teenager, anything with any type of nudity was considered
(03:22):
porn for you. So Playboy, yes, But as you matured,
you realized Playboy wasn't the porn that you now know.
So it's like, oh, it wasn't that bad. But as
growing up, yes, full core porn. That was like hardcore
porn as a teenager. It's crazy to think, but my
mother bought me a Playboy magazine because I because I
asked for a specific issue. It was the one with Madonna.
(03:45):
Remember when Macdonna posed for Playboy and Penthouse. She said,
I will buy you the Playboy with Madonna And that
was I was what year was that? Jeez? That had
to be like and six, so that would make me
years old. I was twelve. I was that conversation. Go
(04:07):
with your mom. She allowed because she thought it was
She thought Playboy at the time was tasteful. That was
a very liberal thought for an Italian mom growing up
in you know, in Brooklyn. The madonna in Playboy was
black and white and it was tastefully done, and she
was she didn't see any harm in it. But she
(04:29):
never bought me the Panhouse version. She never bought me
anything else or or it condone any other kind of porn.
But yeah, I was like twelve years old in nineteen
six if that was the year that's happened. Yeah, and
that's why you'll never get married. What do you mean
your mom? Your mom bought your porn. It was It
wasn't porn, it was new Nate's having an offline conversation. Oh,
(04:52):
there he is. Yeah, what are you doing? We all
want to know, Josh Engineer. Oh you're drinking that too?
Nice names. We haven't We haven't done our shot yet,
you know. Can we all watch you guys as you
do your shots, so we'll all well, Scotty is on
the phone. It's Scotty, gotta do your drink. It's time
(05:13):
for the shot. They do this, by the way, Danielle
and Gandhi and Froggy and Garrett and Brodie. When I
was in the studio yesterday, I got to be a
part of this rich hold. Look outside, Oh, look at
all the people stopped by Z one because they're a
bunch of functioning alcoholics. We love you. It's my people
(05:39):
do that every day. Are you drinking the blue label
again today? Yeah? Yeah, Well there's the banging noise this
good life to Daniel's basement. There's banging going on. Yeah.
They're still doing how improvements. I don't think they're ever ending,
so I will have banging forever, I think, Gandhi, what
(05:59):
are you doing into right today? Oh that's a great question.
I have no idea. I have to send out some
of these paintings that people have ordered, so that's exciting.
And other than that, I have no car. Maybe I'll
try to cook some things. Maybe I'll try to train
the fish. I don't know. It's going to be an
exciting day. Yes, okay, So I tap on the top
(06:19):
of their tank when I feed them, and then it
just brings them all up to the top. But I'm
trying to get them to get real close to my
finger and like kiss my finger. Not working yet, I'm
going to get there, I have to build their trust.
Brandon killed the snail. I think it really really ruined things.
As It's really funny because Alex says, you know, he
works with animals at the zoo whatever, he finds it
(06:41):
hilarious that you have become so enamored with a snail
because I love him so much, am I And I'm
not saying it's bad. I'm taking you know, I'm allergic
to everything basically. Um, the only animal we could have
(07:02):
growing up when I was a kid was a turtle.
So we got this turtle, which we named Kermit, and
I remember sobbing when the turtle any turtles names then,
so we took the closest animal, which was a frog,
and named it Kermit. But um, I didn't find out
it was a female until the day we had to
put it to sleep. So Kermit was Kermit for about
(07:25):
it fifteen minutes turtles to sleep that I got really sick.
I remember sobbing in my mom's that car. Oh my god,
I'd be sobbing if I have a head of ride
in one of those two. It was a pretty bad car. Wait,
hold on, they put turtles to sleep. Yeah, I didn't
realize it at the time, So like this whole right, No,
(07:47):
I wasn't allowed in It's always a slow death. But
like it was my pet when I was a kid.
Don't we shaw me making fun of it. I've just
never heard of them putting the turtle. I realized it
was an injection, right, Like they gave it an injection
this whole time, until I was like eighteen, I thought
it was like a little gas mask that they put
(08:08):
on it. When did they where did they still the
injection that you finally realized it was a female? Um,
I don't know, And how would you know if it's dead? Anyway,
they don't really do much. He went through and bandies
with me. We shouldn't. We're not making fun of the
fact that the turtle in the head put to sleep.
(08:30):
But I'm just telling you, I've never heard of a
veterinarian who put a turtle. I think you could put
anything to sleep, right, you could put you. I guess
Nate would know. I sorry, rabbit girlfriend that he put
to sleep. I'm sorry about your turtle, Kermit. That sounds terrible. Nate.
I'm sorry. I'm sure you put up a shell of
a fight. I'd like to take this opportunity to let
(08:53):
everybody know what I am open in the water category.
So there's no sponsor here. You'd like to spot right here?
What why are you? Can you get that little little
mask for scary Nate? He might need it right you
put the turtle? Hey, they can you take whatever injection
you gave the turtle and give it the scary gladly gladly? Oh,
(09:16):
I thought we were pivoting towards something else that was
like a transition room. The room, read the room. We're
still on the turtle topic. Sorry, speaking of dead pets,
I need a sponsor for water. Oh my god. When
I hear turtles, I think of water. I never had
a pet, and I'm really upset about that. I never had.
(09:38):
It was not allowed. No wonder. My mother lied to
me and said that we can't have a cat because
she's allergic. Come to find out, all these years later,
she was never allergic. It was just an excuse. You're damaged.
Goods many this morning while we still have time. This morning,
while we were doing the show, we had a topic
(09:58):
what do you do in private when no one's watching?
And Gandhi immediately says, we've got to get Scotty B
in here to talk about this, because Scotty B is
the strangest fucker on the planet Earth. Right, I came here, Scotty,
scott he's coming. He's coming in a little busy, but
(10:19):
he'll he'll shock every once in a while because it's
just scary Scotty and myself. I'll go in and sit
and chat with Scottie for a minute and he'll tell
me something he did the night before. I'm like, really,
you do that? And it's so common for him and
you don't even need to like really pry because you
can just kind of say a keyword and he'll be like, oh,
let me tell you something I did. Like, wait, what
(10:41):
coming in? He's just sitting there. Bud light is his?
Is you give him a light? He'll do anything here? Yeah,
pretty much, Scotty. Um, we're recording the fifteen minute minute
Warning Show podcast and they want to talk to you
about what you are making. We're talking about off there earlier.
(11:03):
They want to speak to you about something. We're talking
about things you do in private. Why is everyone acting
like something because Scotty is not up to speed on
what's going on at all. Okay, Well, we're telling him
we're scotty. What do you do in private when no
one's watching? Addition, you gotta turn his microphon O jeus,
(11:28):
this is a pig. This is Daniel. It's a this
is a pig funck. Everybody? Wait, do I have to
go through the whole sticking? What you do? You shove
your hand up your ass? Just tell everybody, Okay, there
(11:49):
are things that I like to do when nobody's watching, like,
you know, stick my hand up my ass. No, I
mean no, I mean I'm a sniffer. I'm a big sniffer.
So I like to sniff things, you know, your own ball, sweat, well, yeah, no,
I like to check you know, every once in a while.
I'll just get in there healthy. I just I just
(12:14):
want to make sure that I'm okay. You know, how
is it right now? Who you said it's healthy? What's
healthy about sniffing your own ball? Times you have a
fungal infection that you're not aware of, and it's called
monitoring your body. It's not necessarily sweat. It's just I
just want to make sure everything's okay. You just did it,
(12:34):
and you just sniffed it. So are you feeling good.
Are you smelling good? Clean? I'm gonna try it myself
right now, scary sniff his finger, but can you have
the Madonna playball. It's a scratching sniff. And then look
and then every once in a while you should turn around.
I just get just the very top of the crack,
(12:56):
just the very top of the crap. Here. Hold, I'll
try that too. That's not a clean sample, not like
that kind of isn't top of the crack of tourist
attraction in New York City. See now you know? Now
(13:17):
you know, I hate all of you. I'm not in
my crap, Danielle, check for boob sweat right about now.
I'm not checking. Check you check under boober, between boob sweat.
I don't check for boob sweat. I check. I told
you sometimes I do this. It like what okay? Around
(13:42):
something didn't want to tell you. But you won't listen.
You won't listen. You bathe, you never, But if you're
not any place you can bathe. If you have certain odors,
it could mean that you may have a problem. You
may have you may have a sickness. If you smell,
it just depends on what you're smelling. Tell him. You're
the one that stick all the time, Nate, would you
(14:03):
try to talk to Yes. If it smells cheesy, that's fungus.
You need to take care of that. That's right. That's
why every once in a while you have to stick
a cute tip in your belly button and twirlet and
give it a sniff. I've never had cheese. It smells
like anything. I just smelled, so I'm good. Just don't stab.
You know, if you go too far in your belly button,
you stab your brain. So just be careful. Don't go
too far and just put it in and twirl right
(14:24):
after a shower. You'll see what comes out of there.
I'm not kidding. If you push too hard into your
belly button, you feel it in your brain stem. Yeah, yeah,
what is wrong of you? You'll see do it. Do
it after the next shower. Okay, Okay, I love you, Scottie.
I appreciate it. You know that's just me. Yes, are
(14:46):
we done? I hope we're done. I think we're off
the air. I'll be back Morning Show.
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