Balls

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Presents show Here it is another fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Hi guys, Hi, There's a froggy in his

(00:24):
guest bedroom. There's Danielle in her very cluttered basement. Oh gosh,
I can't with the door that goes nowhere. Showing the door,
the door that goes nowhere. There's Scotty be cleaning up
after a long day of eating cereal. And there's there's
straight innate rubbing. You're not supposed to touch your face.
You forgot that. That's one of the real Yeah, don't

(00:46):
touch your face. You had a COVID test yesterday. We
had we gotta get into that. Also, they're scary. Hello,
and there's Gandhi in her boyfriend's living room. You're back
with your boyfriend. We got to talk about that. I
got a question and well, And there's Garrett, Garrett with
a bandana on his hairs get long. And there's a
brody with a serial collection behind him. What is it about?

(01:10):
What you guys know, I'm a big fan of sereal.
Don't have surprised. This is for I'm thinking of kicking
off a serial podcast called I'm Gonna rate serials, and
I'm calling it the serial rateist. Nice. Okay, Froggy has
a question, he has, Froggy, what's on your mind? So gone?

(01:32):
You were away from your boyfriend for quite a while
while we were on vacation and you were hilting with
your family. So you got back there yesterday. Did you
guys bang it out like right away when you got back? Man?
We absolutely did. Yeah, Okay, Yeah, we had a really
fun night last night. It was awesome. Yeah, Like, what's

(01:52):
going on? Dude? He's like, you've been gone for a
really long time. I was like, yeah, okay, makes me
happ right. I guess all quite since you're fair to
be honest, uh and to uh straightenate topic of the
COVID test. So so why did you have a COVID
test yesterday? Well? I am having another angiogram because they
had that stroke back in November, so I'm having one

(02:13):
follow up on Friday. So before you go and do
any sort of procedure at the hospital, you have to
have your blood drawn, you have to have a COVID test,
you have to have all these sorts of things. So yeah,
they make sure you don't have COVID. Nineteen before you
go into the hospital. Pretty precautional. You know what it
is is they know you've been around scary every day
and they know he's possibly driven to the second to

(02:38):
the hospital. Can I can I can I say something?
My mother? My mother is my biggest critic. You know
what I hated as a kid growing up. She would
always like be like, smack me on the stomach. She goes,
stick your stomach in and stand up straight. She pat

(03:00):
me on the stomach, Like, well, now she's criticizing the
fifteen minute morning show podcast. She's like, I've been watching
the last few episodes and you don't smile and you
look like you're asleep. Wake up you let me let
me help you out. Let me help you out. Right

(03:21):
now you're like bending over. Pull the microphone up so
you don't have to like bend in half. I don't
understand why your stomach your stomach, she's doing this you
You look like you're tired. Are you not getting sleep? Well?
You know what do you want me to do? Like?
My eyes are my eyes like, maybe it's because you're

(03:42):
out late every night. That's disgusting. Stop it. Maybe it's
because you're all late, you're out late and crowds every night.
You're you're hanging out in stadiums with millions of people.
Maybe that's why you don't look so good. I just
love my mother is criticized, and I'm like, well, tomorrow,

(04:03):
I wanted to criticize. I wanted to watch this and
criticize everybody else, button me, mother, everyone else. It's okay, now, now, Garrett. Now,
Garrett always wears the headband when his hair starts to
get crazy, crazy long, So obviously we're dealing with a

(04:24):
mop again. We can't hear you. Can you hear him? Garrett,
Garrett Blessing America. It's not me this time. They're on
the same feat, so it's definitely Garrett's microphone. Anyway, Garrett,
if you can hear me, pull your pull your hair down.
Let's see how long it is, because I want to

(04:44):
show you something. Okay, that's pretty long. You guys want
to see something? Hold on? Yes, oh wow, look at
that your hair? Like that a vampire? How about that

(05:08):
munster for that old show The Munsters. Anybody, we gotta
figure out how to get Garrett's microphone to work, so
I don't We'll spend the next ten minutes doing that.
Now we hear you. Maybe it's the headband. We don't
have the headband on it technology. I had a COVID
test yesterday too, to follow Nate. I haven't had one

(05:31):
over the last four months for no reason. But since
we've been around, people were like, why not? So we
gotta at home test. And my wife is a p
A so she got thrill of sticking that that swab
up my nose. It literally does feel like it touches
your brain. How do you know how far to stick
it in? She knows, she knows, she knows, she's a professional.

(05:54):
Can I show you guys something gross? Can we do
a show and tell held, oh, you get the banana?
By the way, froggy, I'll come up. When I make
a dirty joke, he picks on me. You just slip
that joke in. He'd say anything. Okay, this is a
little this is a little banana. It's got pe on it,

(06:17):
it's got it's got ship on it, It's got everything
that can come out of a dog on it. And
I can't throw it away because it's so adorable. I'm
not gonna squeeze it because then you're drop out. But
it's so over here. As you can see, it's the pen.

(06:37):
This is where Ali stays. We're all a say hello,
he's in there somewhere anyway, so he stays with me.
We haven't we haven't figured out the separation anxiety issues
yet because when I leave him he goes crazy. But
so he's in here with me every day, but he's there.
Was when he'll go there chew on that banana and
it's just filled with all sorts of fecal matter. And

(06:59):
it's like they don't care. They licked their asses. What
did they don't ship don't trust me. If I could
lay around and lick my balls all day, I do
it too. That's why they do it. Yeah, you would.
By the way, can we talking about balls? Let's talk
about balls? What are your feelings about balls? Gandhi um?

(07:20):
Are we talking about the balls? I think we're talking
about Yes, yes, not a fan. But I put up
with them because what else are you gonna do? You
get rid of them balls? Sometimes they get in the way.
You have to move them. Direction are you coming from?

(07:44):
I would just like to. I think that they're ugly
and they don't photographs will that's because your balls, Danielie
balls I'm speaking specifically speaking about when you watch porn. Uh,
they don't. They look very ugly when they're dangling there.

(08:07):
It's weird. Okay, don't take picture. I just froggy go.
I think they're too sensitive, like if you just graze
them the wrong way, like I mean, you're down to
the count. I don't understand why something is just hanging
there could be so sensitive and just ruin everything. I
don't get it right, Garrett, Balls go, why do we
have to we have to something? I have a friend

(08:29):
who has one. Why you're symmetrical? And you know what?
You got two boobies, You've got two kidneys, you know? Yeah?
What about you? Brody Balls? Big fan of my own,
not a fan of anybody else's. Okay, alright, Balls a lot.

(08:52):
I don't know about the rest of the guys here.
But it's a lot of work. It's hard work. Yeah,
but it will say this. They but they shave well,
it's like chicken skin. The usually it's it's pretty difficult
to nick. It's give me a curty. I need a
current razor. You need a a scrotum shaped razor. All right,

(09:15):
look at Garrett's hair. We've really troubled him in some way.
Balls and yeah, they're necessary. I guess um live with
him without them? You know, not a fan? Is they're there?
What are you gonna do? I understand their importance. I
mean they have a job to do. You know, I

(09:35):
have ever met a poly orchid man. Isn't that an exterminator?
Three balls? And I've never met a three baller? Wait? Wait,
I think I did. That's another story. Does that mean
he makes more or whatever? I don't know. I don't

(09:57):
know how it works. I have a question for us.
You ask questions that we you know, we don't have
the answer for what. Yes, all right? In a in
a in a gay relationship, if you ignore them, do
they ignore them? Oh that's a good question. Next, what like,
if you ignore the other guys balls, do they then
ignore yours? And if you don't want yours ignored, do

(10:19):
you have to then not ignore their's? I gotta be honest,
just not comfortable with this conversation. In a minute, every
everybody else talked about it. Danielle talked about it, We
talked about you know, your thoughts. I didn't ask you
about how you use them in the bedroom. I know
what you said you could take them or leave them.
I'm just wondering if you leave them, do they then

(10:40):
leave them. I don't know. I don't Yes, No, I
don't know any more brilliant questions, Brodie Jacouzy for your balls?
I thought it was an interesting question. All right, why
do your balls? Juz? There's a Jacouzy on Instagram. Get it? Well, No,
it's like a little little sink that that that comes

(11:02):
and heats it's the water that heats up and you
put your balls in it. Yep. Yeah, it's not ball water.
It's my free workout ballwater. That just sounds gross. Bag
the water. Yes, what he's saying, can we talk about

(11:26):
can we talk about Scottie B for a second? But
what about his balls? Well, not about his balls, but
we do know one of them hits the water in
the JFK airport because he tells us all the time,
but the water levels very high in those toilets. I
go in to say hi to his We see him
and he wasn't in there. But I look at his
computer and this is what he was searching for. What

(11:49):
does it say? I can't read it? What are toilet
flies called? Scotty? Get him in here, let's find out
what he's talking about. The toilet fly. He's always worried
about something attacking him, like he thinks he has everything.
He's such a hypochondriac. Gets hilarious, what happened? But what's
a what's a toilet Fly's a camera? Yeah? I can't

(12:14):
even hear him here, hold on saying, you gotta turn
his mic on. Scary, it's scary. There you go, we'll
look at that. When's the last time we saw that building? God? Yeah,
it looks beautiful. There is there scary. We can't heart.
We can't hear Scotty that they're born in the toilets

(12:37):
and they come out of the urinals and they fly
up your pants. What you never have you ever been
in a bar with? Is that like a little sticker
of a fake fly on the urinal? That's because that's
a thing. They're called sink flies and drain flies, and
they're born in all the cred and the drain and
then they just they're all over the bathrooms. And did
you have an experience? Yes, one went on my yesterday

(12:59):
and I couldn't find did their happens to you? Dude?
I swear to go high to the toilet. You went,
You went to the toilet, to the urinal and a
fly flew into your pants. That's correct, And I can't
find it. I think it's in your butt hole. It's
very possible in there. Yeah, I'm not understanding a perspective here.

(13:22):
I'm seeing Scotty on someone's camera. But whose camera is
looking out the window? It's mine, I'm it's me. It's
how am I seeing Scotty? I don't understands Scotty's on
Nates on Nate, but I'm pointing. Okay, then you could
see him. Okay, look back out in the living room.
Who is that in the living room with the red

(13:43):
shirt on? Scotty wearing a red shirt? Who's next to
st Oh? My god, my mind? Scary? Showing you his
perspective to the living room. And then Nate's got his
camera on Scottie. Was that Nate? Who's that in the
white hat? That's Froggy? Okay, So let me ask you this, Danielle.

(14:04):
When you said the balls get in the way, we
couldn't understand it. Is it when you're in this position now,
Nate put your nose back down. Is that is that
the same position you're in when the ball is get
in the way, do it again, Nate, let's see yes
or no questions? Yes? And then when they hit you
in the head, don't they What are you supposed to

(14:26):
do when you have balls in your face? Bad? Bad? Garrett?
Are you okay? Okay? Garrett? All right? All right? Do
we need a disclaimer for today's Today's theft Minute Morning Show?
Almost over though? Is it almost over? Froggy? Froggy, you're

(14:48):
eating your nails. Why are you eating your nails? Get
your fingers out of your left We have to okay, mom,
we have ten seconds left. Slogg in stomach. Today's show,
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