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June 25, 2020 15 mins

Skeery has nowhere to go on vacation because of quarantine restrictions. We all talked about what we planned on doing vs. what we are doing now. Nate calls out Skeery for trying to do something during the podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Him Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Hey everyone, say hi, hi, Hi.
We're waving at the zoom room. Smooth move, Nate. Yeah yeah,

(00:28):
look at that. Nate show us your butt on the
zoom room cam. Yeah no, no, don't no, no, no
not you're bare? No, I just no, come on, Nate.
All right, anyway, this is the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast.
We've got Brody's sitting on the couch where he's planning
on vacationing for two weeks. Uh. And there's Garrett looking
like he hasn't bathe today or he's worked out one

(00:49):
or the other. Both. You look a little dewey, but
that's good. It's kind of good, kind of sexy. And uh,
there's a froggy in his guest bedroom and they're straight
and age who almost showed us his bum. There's the
beautiful and talented and lovely Gandhi Hi, Gandhi Hi. I
like that. Thanks, And they're scary. Who's in a quandary
We'll get to that in a minute. And there's Danielle

(01:11):
the love of my life. Hi, my sister, Hello, dear.
And Scotty b is on Grinder. He realize that we're
watching him a young guy old anyway, So we do
have vacation to coming up next week and uh, scary

(01:33):
head plans and they were dashed and now he has
no plans whatsoever. What are you going to do? Well?
I have a two weeks to do absolutely nothing, because
now it looks like the states that I wanted to
travel to are all states that don't want me to.
You know, I can't come home to New York because
I have quarantined for fourteen days when I get back,

(01:56):
because New York and New Jersey, Connecticut all said hey,
if you go to these nine states, when you come back,
you gotta sit home. So now those states exactly where
Texas because I want to go to Austin, Florida. Any
I had like five places in Florida I wanted to go.
So now Charleston I wanted to go to. I want
to South Carolina. Yeah, I want to go to South Carolina.

(02:19):
So they don't want me. I'm I'm absolutely okay. Okay,
calm down, Mary, it's gonna be okay. I think South
Carolina is a safe state though, right, I think we're
okay with them. That's on the list there there, and
their numbers are going up. Okay, here's an idea. It's
a you have two weeks, which is fourteen days. Basically,
you have sixteen days including the weekends. You could actually
fly to any of those states for the day and

(02:41):
then fly home in quarantine for the rest of the vacation.
So perfect. Yeah, it sounds like an awful idea. But
then I'm like, let's go on a road trip. But
then I have got no one to go on a
road trip with my girlfriend. Road no part of doing
you know, you know I haven't. Okay, I haven't. Hey, Cheddy, Cathy,

(03:02):
hold on, I've got a great idea. Yeah, scary, and
Brodie or Brodian scary. It's Brooklyn boys on the road.
Will you take it on the road and you take
your brooklyn Ish ways too? Little towns? What do you think,
Brodie Froggy, what do you think? I think that's a
bad idea. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think that's

(03:24):
gonna go well, and now only if there's a camera
crew that's going to record, then I think it's a
vabulous idea. He's a great idea. All those little towns
do to deserve Brodie and Scary, or Scary and Brodie
descending upon them. Anybody who's ever been in a call
with Scary noses two problems. If he drives, he drives

(03:45):
like a maniac, and if he doesn't drive, he constantly
tells you what shortcuts to take and how to drive
in way drive driver, I see. I like getting in
a car and somebody driving like a bigger asshole than
I do. I think it's great because and I'm like,
I love the way this guy drives. Froggy. I actually
finally know what it's like to be Scary because I

(04:07):
was planning on going to Charleston with my fiance. We
were going to rent a house, and now we can't go,
so nobody wants me. I can't spend it. I can't
go anywhere. Hey, Scary, you go and stay in Nate's house.
And Nate, you go stay in Scary's house. It doesn't

(04:28):
sounds fun, you guys, You guys can go. I'll ca. Yeah,
there is North there's upstate New York. It's fabulous. And
Vermont and New Hampshire and Maine, they're all. Vermont makes
you quarantine as well, Oh, they do. From New York

(04:52):
Vermont them don't say that. No, we love we love
them all r this time around, and I have to
find out. It's like a puzzle to see who doesn't
want me, who doesn't want me back? Where do I
have to get temperature checks when I enter the state,
and forget about flying on a plane. That's out of

(05:13):
my favorites. Are the states that say we will be
at the borders looking at your license plates. I find
that very intriguing, but I don't know can they really
enforce this, the self imposed quarantines. Well, what they do
is and I know this being in Florida, is that
what they do is they when they see you're out
of state tag, they stop you, They ask you where

(05:34):
you've been. It's all on based on you being honest.
And then when you go, they say wherever you're going,
you need to quarantine for two weeks. They give you paperwork,
they want you to understand that, and then you go.
But it's on the honesty system that you will do
what they're asking you to do. They can't make you problem.
That's the problem, because there's no one honest on vacation.

(05:55):
I think everybody they're your forehead quarantine I will tell you. Yeah, Yeah,
you have a big queue on your forehead. I'm going someplace.
I'm not telling anyone where I'm going. No one's business.
I'm just gonna buy in the stealth of night I'm going.
I'm not gonna do anything illegal or unethical. I'm just

(06:17):
gonna just keep it to myself. I think that's really
the important way to travel these days. You gotta be.
It has to be dark outside. You cannot travel and
sun shide. Are you gonna word? You're gonna word this
guy's elvis? Yes, No, it'll be so dark you want
to you won't be able to tell it who I am?
Can I ask what everybody was going to do for
this vacation four months ago? Because I was planning on

(06:38):
going to Italy. I was gonna do the same trip
that Froggy did. I was so excited. I can't even
tell you how excited I've been. I've never been in Italy.
You would have been in Corfu, Grease today. What's that
you would have been in Corfu Grease today. I was
so excited for this trip and I couldn't go. I mean,

(06:59):
what what was that nobody else supposed? You will go?
You will go. Yeah, what were you supposed to do? Gandhi?
Were you going to the Himalayas? What were you gonna do?
I was supposed to be going to Hawaii with my
whole family and my sister's boyfriend and my boyfriend. Not happening.
Oh wow, that's okay, It'll happen in the future. Okay.

(07:20):
But Daniel, you're doing what you planned on doing. You're
you're you're right on track. Yeah, mine didn't change because
I'm you know me. Jersey Shore is my summer and
I love it. So I was planning on going down
the Jersey Shore and I'm still going down the Jersey Shore,
so that hasn't changed. See, there's something to be said
for vacationing in your own home state. There's no fuss,
no muss, You're welcome. You're welcome in your own home.

(07:44):
Thank you, New Jersey. Yeah, Froggy, I know you guys
you're gonna be traveling around, right, but yeah we are.
But that was not our original plan. Our original plan
was to go to Rome. We were supposed to go
to Rome and go to Barcelona, but that's not happening.
So instead we traded Rome and Barcelona for Hilton Head
and Alston. But I think this is like such a

(08:06):
great time because we always say, like the United States
is an amazing country and has every climate you can
really do all of the things that we do other places.
There's a lot of it here and now is our
chips explorers. That's not the worst, ye not if they
don't want you. And I'm gonna see Actually, I'm gonna
see Gandhi on vacation. Yep, We're gonna be in the
same place at the same time. Yeah. Nice. So Garrett,

(08:28):
are you in the family going anywhere and what were
you planning on doing? We were Ali and I were
going to go to uh Oregon to Wine Country before
my brother in law's surprise birthday party, and um, that's
supposed to be great too. Yeah, so all the family
pretty much had a canceled trips. But the thing is
like Oregon's shut down, but the airline is still running.

(08:49):
So right now I'm in the midst of trying to
get my money back from the airlines. They're like, oh,
we'll give you, but we're we found the lake in
the Poconos and now we're gonna go hang out at
a lake. We figured a lake is better than yea. Yeah.
Why so, Brody, are you planning on doing anything? Yeah, yeah,

(09:10):
we're planning on going on a cruise. So that didn't
work out very well. Oh no, Brodie, Yeah sorry. M hmm.
Well but you have that big couch. Yeah, it's nice.
It goes all the way around. It's an l shape.
This is nice. It's all. It's all inclusive. I have
food and liquor whatever I need. That is that's something

(09:31):
different today. What are you talking about? This is my bar?
This is I have this all. We went from trophy.
It was just to a surfboard to a bar. I
got a bottle of vodka. Here, id as walking pour
myself some hold on, that's done. What are you doing
that your Is that your man cave? Yeah? Today it's

(09:54):
my it's my bar. You know yesterday it was my Brody,
do your your wife and kids come down there? Is
that just your your man cave? No? This is where
I just sit and drink all day. This is my place.
You know. I love that. You guys, what they say
about vacation, you can just start drinking and take a
trip and never leave the farm. You're gonna got got Tito,

(10:15):
I got tequila. Whatever you guys need, I'm here, so
come on over all right, right? Well, but so look,
everyone deserves a vacation, everyone deserves to to you know whatever.
But you know, be hopeful, be positive and understand good
days are ahead. You will go to Italy, you will
go to Rome, you will go to Greece, you will
go to Oregon, you will go to Hawaii with your family.

(10:37):
Then you will continue to go to the shore. And
that's fine and Scary we'll find a some sort of
party and a w hotel somewhere. It's gonna be Okay.
Can I point something out? Okay? We know Scary is
the king of shameless plugs, not a sponsor this entire time. Scary,
you've heard what this freaking Duncan cup with the logo

(11:00):
fast Scary? Are you Scar? You're talking about exactly what
you're doing? No? Wait, just scary? Does Scary have the
Duncan account? Is that? Do you? He died? Scary? You
know what, we all love Duncan, we could we all
love Duncan. But the fact that you're sneak ass rolling
around with your cup on here, that's that's seen. America's

(11:25):
got talent. Have you seen American idol. They have the cups.
We're not Yeah, but they're not holding up in front
of their face. No, don't do it up like this.
And he never took a sis here. I'm gonna do
it like this from the way. I love my saf
I don't have anything. I'd like to thank my friends

(11:49):
at Virgil's Barbecue, right. I like Mark, They're my favorite.
Mark is my favorite Marker. If I can get free
tickets to a met game right there? Like my I
like the YETI cooler myself. Yeah, the same birthday cake,
popcorns great, hang on us. Love the jets. Hey the

(12:15):
Americle foot Repairs could use a free satellite radio. Scary.
If we catch you doing that again, we're kicking you off.
The zoom. Purell has saved my life during the pandemic.
Let me tell you a little about my Purell here. Wow, right,
this is Have you ever been to Canyon Ranch? Canyon Ranches?

(12:39):
I heard if you're gonna buy a gun, make sure
it's a NERF gun and the cool yellow bottle found
it your closest liquor store. Frog, How are we doing? Frog? Oh,
we got two minutes left. If you're gonna watch TV,
I say you watch direct TV. Why not do you

(13:03):
have your oars lip pencil. I love my nors lip
pencil like Exy Exfinity as well is my favorite, and
my TV it twice would be a Samsung. I don't
know about yours. And I called you all this morning
on my new iPhone. Phones are fabulous. I have my
polet water ever Producer Sam. Producer Sam said, it's pizza night.

(13:29):
Try pizza night. Wine. When you go to Italy, stay
in the hotel Dan, Yellie. They'll even let you steal
the key. I can't believe you stole the key from
Daniellet something out. Hold on how much did it cost?
On that the key? You lost your deposit? Show everyone, Nate,

(13:52):
show them your coffee. Wait till you see how coffee? Uh,
how much little coffee he adds to his milk? Basically,
look at that? Is that all white? You've got a
white copper? Is that a clear cup? Scotty as that
milk cream in it? And they put six creams in there.
I can't even taste the coffee. Nate, you were not
wearing a hat about four minutes ago. I wasn't until

(14:15):
pardos perky peanuts. You guys are all fucked up room.
We're all here in Scotty. Be can't hear us, so
he just starts putting up random items in his room,
because what are you guys doing? He can't hear he all,
he doesn't see us. I don't know about you, but

(14:36):
when I wear sports wear, Nike sports wear, and I
worked out my under armor today, when it's time to
take a cruise again, your cruise line, all right, I
guess we're done. I have a beautiful day. Oh my gosh,
have a beautiful vacation. Everyone love you. Fifteen minute Morning

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