First Impressions with Daija

Our producer Daija from Q102 in Philadelphia gets to meet the show for the first time!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms fifteen minute morning show? All right, the fifteen minute
morning I'm sorry, the fourteen and a half minute morning
show podcast. We could just we could redo that opening

(00:25):
and make it shorter and have like a fourteen minute
and five second podcast. What it's up to you, guys.
I don't have to okay with the link. I like it.
Speaking of length, share of the text message you got today,
Froggy from which one? Oh yeah, oh? The text message

(00:49):
hold on a second, pulled back up. It says, Dear Froggy,
I grew three inches in two weeks. Would you like
the same results? Click this link to order now? Is
it height because I'll take it. No, I think it was.
Send that to Gandhi? Can you forward that to Gandhi?
Doing a larger penis? You can do it that way.

(01:11):
I'll take a larger penis or three inches, which would
make me five three. I have two questions. We could
all use them that b D energy. You know what
I'm saying. Number one, who signed me up for something
like that? Number one? I did your wife? Number two?
Does that ship really work? Like? People really taking these
penis and enlargement pills. Garrett didn't work with you? Did

(01:36):
Brody didn't work? I don't know. There's not enough pills
for me. What do you that on purpose? What is that?
What is that in the background behind you? Brodie? Oh
that whole thing? That's just my surfboard. Oh, yes, thing's
always there. The other day it's always been there. What

(01:57):
are you talking about? It was? Okay, guys, let me,
let me, let me open the room. Okay. So here
we are the fourteen and a half minute morning show podcast.
We've got Froggy, We've got Danielle, We've got Scary straight
Nate Gandhi, and there's uh Garrett, and there's Dave Brody
and our best friends. Smiling Stephen from Q one on

(02:19):
to a Philly Hei, Stephen, day, you look good with
a beard, I mean alright, So, uh, Nate, do you
want to set this up with what we're doing with Deja? Yeah? So, uh,
smiling Stephen has uh, well, he's getting a little bit
of vacation rightly, so I think we all deserve it.

(02:41):
And he needs to train a replacement somebody to run
our show on his end while we're on vacation. So
he found Aja, who by his account is a great
board up, knows her stuff, but doesn't know the show.
So she's learning the show, but at the same time
doesn't know the show in that she's never seen us
except for you, Elvis. So Stephen took it upon himself

(03:01):
to say, Okay, well, what do you think all of
the cast members look like? And so she came up
with some descriptions of what she thinks that we look
like based on what we sound like. Okay, before we
get this going, because I think this is a brilliant idea, Stephen,
do you have total faith in Asia and her ability
to not mess up our show more than we already
mess it up. Yes. He's been running it all day

(03:25):
today so it's been sounding perfect and she's been doing
a fantastic job. I've just kind of been in that
you know, in the driver's car when they have you
do the drivers says, they have that like emergency break.
I'm there just in case I need to hit that break,
but I haven't had to hit it at all. So
she's doing well good. Okay, by the way, Brodie says
he can't hear Stephen. Can you hear Stephen? Uh, he's

(03:45):
not going to be able to unfortunately because of the
way this whole thing is configured. Yeah, sorry, what what? Why? Why?
I figured that because you're you're both everyone's talking at
the same time. What is going on here? Now? Garrett?
Can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. I
won't be able to hear Stephen because he's on a
different program. Because he's on a different program, it has

(04:08):
to come through a different source. So us Brodie and
I will just sit there and nod like this thing
we're listening, so it goes well one, no, but we're
recording the zoom room video. But they can't hear Brodie
or Garrett, Dianna can't hear you. Doesn't matter. Froggy is
Froggy is picking up all the audio from all the microphones.
Not a problem. The only difference is is Brody and

(04:30):
Garrett will not be able to hear zoom room audio,
which is Deja and Stephen because they're in the zooming room.
My apologies and we won't know no no, no, well
in Dave so so Brodie and Garrett. I apologize, but
you can listen to it later. But this is this
is kind of cool. Alright, Uh, Steven, is it time

(04:52):
to how do you want to do this? Are you
going to introduce us to Deja? We we, by the way,
guessed what she looks like Gandhi did anyway, do you
want to remind what you guessed Desa look like? Yes?
I think she has black hair, brown skin, maybe a
little bit darker than me, but not too much. I
think she has a really pretty smile, and she seems
very bubbly, like she's always smiling. Just good energy. Okay, okay, guests, alright,

(05:16):
so it's Stephen, It's up to you. Whenever, however you
want to do is do this and invite Desa to
the zoom room. Shouldn't wait? Shouldn't he tell everybody what
her answers were before he brings her in to see us?
Or no, because we're looking at her first. Okay, I'll

(05:36):
bring her in. Sounds good? All right, here we go.
Let's just go, let's switch places. It's all you. This
is exciting. We've never seen Deja. You're so beautiful. I mean,
we we should not objectify people, but let's do it.

(05:57):
You look beautiful, I'll be honest. She looks disappointed in us. Okay,
So okay, here's how Desia describes so you already know
what I look like, so we got that out of
the way. So you describe, don't okay, don't acknowledge who
you are. When I'm describing you, I hear a dog barking, Desa,

(06:20):
is that your dog? Whose dog? Is that? That was broty? Okay? So, Deja,
you described Froggy as short, on the chubby side with
brown hair. Correct. Yeah, okay, Froggy, show us yourself, Froggy,

(06:42):
sorry to disappointed. I am six ft tall even six
ft even? Wow, And you're not chubby here, No, I'm
I'm a little chubby. I just stand to lose a
pounder two, but no, I'm not overja. I think that's
all the more reason we should be judging people. All right. So,

(07:05):
Danielle you described as short, red hair, blue eyes, pale skin.
Say hello to Deja Danielle, and that's a colored bone hair,
so you're kind of she was the only thing she
really didn't get was the blue blue eyes. I have
brown eyes, so really she was kind of cool. I'm
only five ft two on a good day, so you know, okay, okay,

(07:28):
I think by process of elimination, Deja, you have figured
out Gandhi. You described as brown. She has brown skin
and black hair. She's short, not petite, but big boobs.
Gandhi say hello to Deja. I think you were right
about everything except the big boobs. I got no boobs.
Danielle got all the boobs. I'm jealous. Yeah, Deja, my

(07:52):
boobs are bigger than everyone's boobs on the show. But
they're big, old, hairy man boobs. You don't about those,
all right, So, Deja, you describe Nate as average looking
college student and he carries a book bag around, and
do you want to explain exactly, like what is what
is this? You're describing a nerd, like not really even
a nerd, like just that like busy guy in the city,

(08:16):
I don't know, just pitture you in the city, like
one of those bags that go across your shoulder, just
like a car's backpack. And you're yeah, yeah, so that's
straight Nate. And he's letting it. He's letting his hair.
He's not gonna cut his hair in your he's decided
it looks like a mad scientist. My description just a

(08:39):
little bit like how I picture you to my head,
just a little bit, thank you. The average looking guy, Yeah,
very average, very every every time he No one thinks
Nate is more attractive than Nate. By the way, you
just need the now, Deja. Finally, our favorite response from you.

(09:06):
We asked you what Scary looks like? You says you
said he was tall and muscular and looked like poly D.
Say hello to scary d cat here, it's scary. Show
her your shows you your absy Deja missed it? Yeah, okay,

(09:34):
so Deja, I don't know your baby a little off.
I'm scary, that's okay, you scary? So I'm not even
My hair is not as poly D's. But you know, um,
I'm I am Italian you know sometimes but you sometimes.

(09:59):
I have no I can't mix DJ, I can't spend
so sod Asia tell us about you? Why? Why do
you want to work in this this this world that
we're working in? What? What? What attracts were attracted you
to radio and media? I just like to talk and
I love music. I guess that is pretty much sums

(10:20):
it up in a nutshell. How long have you worked there?
How long have you worked at? iHeart in Philly? Um
since November? So I just graduate college. I graduate from
Simple in May. Um? So yeah, I did radio there
and just kind of something I always like to do. Well, congratulations, well,

(10:40):
congratulations to us, and uh now we've now we haved Asia.
But but Stephen, Stephen. We've known Stephen since he was
an intern for US in New York, and we love
Stephen in the fact that yeah, well so, uh, I
have an idea, Let's take a vacation next week and
just give the whole show to Desja and never come back.

(11:02):
There you go. I was I would probably have a
panic attack. I'm not gonna lie, I know, but you see,
that's what we do. You'd just be real, have a
real panic attack, and people will, they'll listen. You'll get
a big ratings, panic attacks ratings. It's all good. Well,
it's it's a it's a pleasure meeting you. We can't
wait to meet you in person where we don't infect
each other and that kind of stuff. I know, it
was nice to meeting you guys, and to actually get

(11:24):
some faces with voices because you know, h and if
if every need anything from us, just get in touch
with the average A chief executive producer h Nate, be
in contact. I'll be honest. I think she was most
shocked at Froggy's appearance. And I think when I first
met you, guys, I was most shocked at Froggy's appearance.

(11:47):
I want to say that the name or anything, but
it's just the name. A deep voice. I would expect
you to be a bigger guy, well, short little guy,
a little man, Desa. It's it's been a pleasure having
you on our podcast. And thank you so much for

(12:09):
for holding down the fort while Steven takes a very
very well deserved vacation. Okay, yes, of course, thank you guys.
All right, Desa, thanks for making our podcast interesting for once.
It never really this is good. Uh, Steven, thank you

(12:30):
so much. We appreciate it. Don't infect Asia. Oh my god,
that was a close encounter. Yeah, that you got really
close with her. Okay, be careful, be careful. You're very
close to Desia. We need her nice and healthy to
run the show next week. We love you, Stephen, and

(12:51):
we enjoy your vacation. Okay, thank you guys. Okay, bye. Wow.
So Brody and Garrett, uh, sorry about that. I'm sorry
about the mix up. But let's let's make the last
two minutes all about Brody and Garrett. You start enough,
all right, well, you know where I am right now
in my house. This is where my my wife works,

(13:13):
so she sees patients, so she does tell medicine. So
if if, if, if you were a patient right now,
this is what it would look like from the other end.
So this is I'm in my wife's office technically with
a ring line. Yeah. I think out of everyone on
the show, you have switched locations on the zoom Brody. Yeah,
let's talk about this surfboard that you claim has been

(13:35):
on the zoom room every day. This is the first
time I he puts new stuff back there all the time.
The trophies surfaced out of nowhere. Now we have a surfboard. Yeah,
it's my surfboard I got in Hawaii. When's the last
time you surfed on it? I was surfer. Yeah, I

(13:59):
like the surfing lessons in Hawaii. That looks like a
surfboard a two year old would use, so small a
little it looks behind. Well, when you get to be
really good, you can use a smaller surfboard. Did you
pay for While you were corresponding with Nate before you

(14:23):
came to work for us, what did you think he
looked like? Nate? I thought, oh, Brody. Okay, okay. When
I first met Brodie and it was via email, just
based on the way that he spoke to me in
the conversation we were having, I thought he was a
corporate suit and then he's like exactly the opposite. Yeah,

(14:44):
his cargoes shorts. Baby, that's all yeah, all right, Well
tomorrow we'll it'll be just all of us in the
zoom room. I think we're time up, right, Frog, time up,
Time up. The fifteen minute morning Show